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Me and my boys went out with some girls to watch "Moulin Rouge". . . . We were actually supposed to watch a different film but we got there late.

We had to watch Moulin Rouge with them by force. 10 minutes into the movie, I just walked out and went into another theatre and then watched another film.

I sent a text to the other boys what I'd done and before i knew it, they sneaked out aswell and joined me.

The girls got really angry cuzz when Moulin Rouge finished, the movie we were watching was still on and we had the keys to the cars. We totally forgot about them until my phone started ringing.

They got really pissed until we offered to make it up to them some other time.

Cumming

all mouth no action

HeatFusion:
Man: Honey, I'm home

Woman: *knees down* Welcome, my lord, my king, my husband, your food is already on the table.

Man: Haaa! This woman, won't you relieve me of my bag?

Woman: Am sorry, my lord, . *takes bag*

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Man: I'd need iyan and egusi to munch on while am watching arsenal vs. Manchester.

Woman: Yes, my oga. Whta drink would you like with it?

Man: You this woman, don't bother me. You know I like beer. waka

Woman: Am sorry, my husband, but you know I always want to please you. Do you want anything during Naadal's match too?

Man: Yes, woman!

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Woman: I don't want sex tonight, plz, my husband.

Man: You are very disrespectful, who asked you? Do you know who I am? Who are you? Who are you?

Woman: But, eh ehn, am tired na.

Man: Am going to the bathroom, "divide" by the time I get back.

Woman: Yes, my husband

Man: You'll enjoy the one-mine, trust me

Spot On!

Mine was way back in 9jja. I represented my school in a 'Sport Quiz Contest'. Unfortunately I carried last. I had a bad day, it was horrible.

The most annoying thing was I was supposed to be one of the best but I cracked under pressure.

One stupid prefect now announced it at the assembly in front of the whole school. "Let's give our support to him even though he came last".

I couldn't believe it. I went home at Lunch time that day.

Wash her undies

Crude:
@Chamotex

Been doing good 'fore now, but after that wicked Sauron done hit me, man i've not been maself. . . . . .Roflmao . . . . . .How u doing anyway. . . . . . . . . .just cant wait till i give niggas soe hitback

You win some, you lose some hommie

When next u come online, you can open up a cypher thread or something, we can just bust lyrics and blow the place up.

Just a way to relieve tension, you feel me?

Moonstone:
LMAO! Impossible. That can not happen!

Yes, it is already happening. I'm saving myself for ma wedding day

Moonstone:
EWO! Wow! What happened? It's been too long already. I bet you're taking lots of cold showers.
I'm proud of you jare. Keep to your Celibacy till you're ready to discard it.

It takes Courage, Focus and a high level of Concentration. I wana feel like a Virgin again.

Moonstone:
By comparing her to your mother? You are very hilarious. You need therapy and a dictionary to know the meaning of celibacy

Im still celibate na, I havn't touched any girl this year . . . matter of fact I aint seen no girl this week.