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Benjamz gets wacker everytime . . . what language was he even speaking sef cos me I no even hear any lyric

[size=20pt]MOBUTU SESE SEKO: WE NEED FASTING AND PRAYERS[/size]

Talented manager of the Chamokazzie Gaylords today revealed to the press outside the clubs training ground that his team needs a special fasting and prayer session to make it into the knock out stages of the H2H league. "The knockout phase is fast approaching and I'm appealing to all fans of this great club to call on Jah to intercede on our behalf" - says Mobutu.

Referees have not been fair on the team lately and it has caused an adverse effect on the performance of the team resulting to inconsistency. Mobutu said "I don't want to talk about the referees but they can be better. Only Jah can save us".

The Chamokazzie Gaylords will be hosting Acidic FC in tomorrow's fixture at Soho Square and the manager is looking for a better performance from his players - "I'm expecting an improvement from the last game, I haven't eaten for 3 days now with an intense fasting and prayer session and I believe Jah will not let me down."

I think Wolves deserved to win this game . . . credit to them.

Scholes is now playing volley ball

ritchboy:
This could be the highest scoring week in EPL history. . . goals/penalties everywhere!!

It already is.

nateevs:
How can you lose a 4-goal lead?

Even with 8 men . . . It shouldn't be possible especially with les than 25 minutes to go.

dayokanu:
You guys want to stretch my resources?

I dont have enough apprentice yet to come with 2 parties simultaneously

You should have learnt your lesson the last time you ejaculated pre maturely against Blackpool.
You know how we do.

slimshay:
Dk aresenal draw u dey dance, munshit lose nobody bother. Dude nobody gives a fork about you.

2-1 Wolves

That goal was just damn too sloppy.
What tha phack is wrong with Rio . . . He should retire if he knows he cant play anymore

1-1
Too easy

Nani don score already . . . . Jah Jehova oseeeeeeeeeee

Nani is on fire

goallllllllllllllllllllllllll naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

If you are 4 goals up and playing with blind players and cripples + players on wheel chair with less than 30 minutes to go . . . i don't think they will concede 4.

dayokanu:
He would have gotten credit for 4 goals against

Not if he came off before they were scored . . . at least he should last 60minutes

Phack!!! Djourou is off . . . he wont get the clean sheet bonus

Newcastle just bent over for the Arsenal . . . . . smh

Mo ti hammerrrrrrrrrr
If you getting points . . .put your hands up

duduspace:
The one and only duduspace is back from voluntary retirement due to concussion and amnesia from bedroom related activities. Walahi my favorite resident hypocrite beat my team during my last match and I'm in a relegation dogfight 
Anyway, no shaking mice come out to play when the cat is away. I'm back and you noobs are about to get bombed.

Look at this one . . .
Igba yi laaro

duduspace:
Smackdown, A-11's team prolly ate some salmonella infested Lasagne

Look who's talking

mukina2:
^ reminds me of you and dreeldee last season

Sharap . . . where u dey for table sef? Mcheew

BTW, who was that nigga that copped 28 points? . . . na cripple he put for team?
He should be sacked ASAP.

Eldee, well done.
I cant even front on this.
I gave it everything . . . . . . Losing by 2 points is very close but it was a good match.

;d ;d ;d ;d

The guy na DROPOUT!!!

mystikal:
nobody 2 drum for tonight

Na gbese dem put DJ DK tonight.
The guy went to borrow extra instrument for United at half-time . . . please guys abeg make una spray DK o before bailiff hold am.

Congrats to the GAYnner getting into the final.
Well done!

DJ Dayokanu, you know say u don go borrow money to hire instrument, so abeg no let am waste o.

Gimme DJ Khaled - ALL I DO IS WIN

Whoever has Berbatov as captain don hammer . . . and needs to go and give thanksgiving in church.
Chei!!!

dayokanu:
When I say YEBA, You say RIBA, When I say YEBA, You say RIBA

YEBA!!

Ibime:
Is it too early to ask the question?

You premature ejjaculat[i]o[/i]rs need to go and see a specialist quickly.
You should know better than to write United off until after the final whistle . . . We are not Arsenal

In your faces

Damn! Andy Gray has been sacked.
Will Sky Sports be the same again?

debosky:
@ Chamo

You made 9 changes for this GW??

I hope it pays off dude. . . .8 x4 = 32 points. That is a massive gamble.

Same with eldee. . . . making 10 changes??

Leave me and Eldee . . . we know what we are doing.
It will pay off dont worry.

eldee:
@Chamo

E be like say Debosky dey ask you JAMB question oh.
The guy even dey do mathematics on top . . . on sum 4 x 8 ish you know . . .lol.

I was shocked myself
Imagine!!! Debosky schooling me and he even showed me his working '8 x 4 = 32'.
No wuruwuru to the answer.
Whoever said education is not important?