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Mumu, the masses voted for you because they want you in power, abi na army go tell me where to stamp my finger. You unseated a sitting governor, so GEJ too would give way.

Even without visiting anybody, I believe APC would sweep SW and North. They should focus more on East and SS. Mama HID weh no knw the name of the country weh she dey again. They should just allow the woman rest in peace.

This hin children look like born again Ooº°˚˚°ºoo. I see no showkey in 'em.

The family looks cool and orderly, with a beautiful wife. Daddy showkey has really tried maintaining a scandal free career.

Abati might be creative afterall, but when you work for someone who is graciously inept, you can't help but come out looking dangerously steewpeed.

The gods are waiting for your Oga in Otueke, you fit do like Ruth by following them there.

Go and continue your good work in Otueke, the gods are waiting for you there. Thank you sir.

When people like this don dey spoil market for you, make u knw say Ur own don dey mayan.

No. Jst fk her. Is it a must to date everybody you want to fk, what happened to one, two or three night stand.

The guy na intelligent mumu na.

Na so 9ice talk say he never lose primaries, I dnt even knw if he has finally faced reality. Maku, just remember d prodigal son, go back to the clueless one to find you a job till february when both of you would become jobless.

Na by force to be like Rihannah!? And I'm 75% sure that babe dey on drugs.

You never ready, when you taya, you go dey give her first attack, when she wan dey enter para mode, you go dey use slap restore her factory setting. When she begin fear you, she no go dey misbehave. Na when you buy her gift your slap go increase, cos she knows you are trying to bribe her. What nonsense.

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Una never talk wetin dey pain una, you might have to start deporting Nigerians from ur country very soon, cos when Buhari enter power, the cards would be played in the open.

Very simple. Hin Babalawo don tell am say Jesus is the way!

Make he go try. Chris Okotie party na, since he wan waste the money weh he don steal byforce.

Guy, no be Messi be that joor.

At least Okotie is going to heaven.

Abeg the story too long, na for like how many years I go fit use one apple charge my phone.

GEJ wan take the vote bribe Israel so them go sell gun to him for after election violence, so him and mama P go dey take am shoot people on their way to Otueke.

14, The ones that would rush in from carnival around 11:55, say Happy new year by 12:01 then zoom back to carnival.

You better go collect voters card for all those buses, cos na them go join those army vote for you.

Weh all those stupendous inteted weh say Buhari don old!?
GEJ till 2015!

jamace:
We are not talking of military ranking, we are talking of a democratic process.

Guy, abeg go check the educational critaria for political offices, you will know that his military ranking/education is more than enough. Abeg, no quote me again, let me rest in peace.

jamace:
The proof is that he is using affidavit to represent certificates that are held in military board. And for your information, military board does not hold ANY OFFICER'S documents. This I already confirmed from a retired senior military officer. Which means Buhari is lying.

Bros, incase You never see this story, oya take, manage this one first.
https://www.nairaland.com/2069153/buhari-ranked-among-famous-us

jamace:
What are you saying? That Buhari plotted any coup? Who dash him liver? Buhari is a silent coward who used other brave officers like Gen Idiagbon to shine. Do you know that Buhari was aware that IBB was plotting coup against him in 1984? Buhari was aware of the plot but because his strong man, Gen Idiagbon was on Hajj, Buhari was shifted from power like a mere house boy keeping watch over a throne.
Buhari does not have same qualification with Obj because Buhari failed all his exams but Obj passed. Make enquiry and come and tell us.

You are suppose to give me proof that he failed, since you said it.

I go even cry, but just leave first. The man don dey know how feb14 go be.

jamace:
Buhari is very clueless. Note that Buhari was head of that military board in those days. Therefore, with a phone call to military board, Buhari can get the certificates.
So, why is buhari afraid of presenting his certificates?

Just as clueless as ur Oga ontop. Do you think a recruit can just go ahead and plot a coup? Buhari has completed many professional courses home and abroad during his days in army, abi you think say na like now weh Pdp don destroy the system. Buhari has same qualification with Obasanjo, so if Baba has no problem then, Buhari won't also have now.

Sebi na Mama P be hin Godmother, I just hope they leave him, so they would loose the election easily.

I don't know if all this GEJ loyalist no dey think before opening a thread. Well I can't blame you, since you all think like your oga on top. Tell me any politician that is not vying for any political sit that has wished you a merry xmas.

But truth be told, btw Babatunde and Patoranking who is the bigger star?
Let me answer my question, the person that uploaded d pix is the smaller star.

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