₦airaland Forum

So having a beautiful air port is now rocket science for Nigerian government. When other countries are now shifting from building airport to train stations.
No problem, if you can't fix d AC, go get handfan, so people will start helping themselves out.

So atlast, the drug lords don get SA apprentice. Now they will know its not easy to smuggle drugs.

Na so the car hungry me to see reach...? When you finish you go put am here.

Na this kyn thing APC dey like. But truth be told our government sef too dey mumu...

yungchop: danke !

Nix zu danken..!

agedmanng: Are you learning online or in the classroom?

Currently in Goethe institute for German language.

Currently learning deutsch(German) and I dnt think its that hard, I fear french more, but I can't go near languages that does not have alphabets.

espn: smh..we can neva v a 1naija!

If I say the whole of Nigeria knw them, by now I would have seen atleast 10 quotes of insult, some people would not even stop on me, they would go ahead to insult the dead, but just to be on a safer side, cos most of the film they did was in yoruba language, so for that reason I would be surprised if they are known beyond SW.

Before you talk am sef I don dey chop d seed. But I no knw if e dey do any work sha.

RIP, atleast the whole of SW knw you came.

Another reason why we should not let any pastor dictate ur life, cos they dnt even fear the God they are using to scare us.

ITbomb: "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely.
But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invite you Mr. Queen, to come to Uganda so that we can also retaliate .

Pls, tell me this is not true.

PrinceAdepoju: I no know her oo,

Remind me, please

I for help you with her name, but my phone don hang.

Silly quotes indeed. But their Oga still dey Nigeria sha. If you knw her.

berem: He grew up in surulere and attended LASU. His family house where he grew up is still at Surulere.

There are somethings that are better left unsaid. So let me just shut up.

berem: who told you he wasn't brought up in Lagos? Abeg talk the one you know!

So na ur childhood neighbour..? Abi you want to tell me he spent his whole life in lagos, I mean before his acting career..?

Actually the guy has a Yoruba father, he's a lagosian cos his father is from Badagry, but he was not brought up in lagos. He did not go abt this change of name the right way, I dnt knw if this people just take decisions without planning, if he knws wants to contest in 2015, he should have included this 'olushola' since around 2012 or '13 perhaps, without telling us its because of politics. He needs God and jagaban in this mata, cos Lagosians no go gbadun this common trick...

Abeg Sue their A$s jare, go and tell the judge ur remorse story.

Now I have another album to buy.

If you dnt think for ur self, someone has to, its neccesary to control how we reproduce, cos some people no knw anything than to marry many wives and f**k their lives away, someone has to think for those problems(children) it would produce.

lovelyronke20: nice

You mean to say she has hot and sexy bones...

This man must be jonzing, with all he just said, it means Tinubu is a real fighter, if someone born poor could rise to be controlling the whole of SW. Forget as e happen o, na pikin weh pas know book.

Can you imagine what hediots like this will do when they succeed in taking that governor's sit, if they can amass $50m from illegal sale of oil. I know some of our sitting governor's would also be in this business line.

Make I no hear say B'haram do seize am for una hand again o, cos this our soldiers be magicians.

Choi...! E be like say Asia sef dey suffer pass Africa o. So make I die because I wan go school.

Chazzyboy: Ronaldo is worth more than that amount

@29...? So how much should they sell him..? Btw, madrid won't sell him.

Abeg I know that one, now help me go check if there is hell..!

spinall: why won't dere head be correct in the fubol pitch.naija still hanging on to danfo.

Abi o, when 9ja clubs still dey use danfo travel to maiduguri, bus go spoil for lokoja, thief go come collect their valuables, bus go get accident again for Sokoto, two players go die, 10 would be hospitalised, them go postpone match...