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This is not surprising, my jaw dropped when I saw a poster of a film titled "beyonce & rihanna" then I saw sister Genevieve and auntie Omotola as dem pose for poster.

nedu2000: if pastors are to be paid salaries then they should pay tax as well

Maybe they are trying to avoid tax, thats why its not made public.

#justpassingby#
Karen sef wei no go fvck for BBA never see husband. When magnito (abi wetin be that guy name) finish with you, 2short would rest, while ur new story would center around ur second fiance.

2short sef try, na Hanks Anuku u for marry, na one eye u for get by now.

If this news is true, then I think those pastors should be paid, cos if they dnt pay them, then pastors would have no choice than to steal the money, cos some would still steal even when being paid 500k. Cos they make money mhen.

But Oga GEJ, I knw my vote is as useless as the "P" in psycho, the only thing that can make me vote for you is if I get a US visa from you, so I can run before you finish Nigeria.

Father lord, pls turn all my enemies to Ronaldo that always escort Messi to every award, the only problem this time is that he won't even come second. His league34+cl12 goals=46Messi's league goals alone, he also failed to win even a touch light last season, so to everybody that wants CR7 to win, I'm sorry cos you would have to come and cry here on NL. It has now become an annual ritual for you guys..

On the other hand they may even decide to give it to Riberry, while they reserve world best for Messi, but heavens knw CR7 can't smell it.

Royal Roy: You are always so quick to insult people's look, why?

And you don't even look appealing yourself!!

Pls dnt insult the guy nau, he's just repeating what Mercy Johnson said in the advert for Ay's crib show.

I want to use this opportunity to say thank you to everybody that has taken out time to comment on this thread. Thank you all very much.



Oya wei this mods..!? Come help me knack that "THREAD CLOSED" Stamp.


Bye.

[quote author=acidosis™]Homo sapiens have suddenly turned themselves to dunce overnight..

An airport is on fire, and you see "digital crew" like m.u.m.u taking photographs..

Btw, Op... no be by force to turn blogger... Your report is so poor such that I don't even know the senior m.u.m.u (you or the digital crew).[/quote]Be greatful. Hediot..!
Would you know that the airport is on fire by now if he did not report it..?
Go and wait for BBC to give you the report in an international way.

I pray God gives them enough water to quench the fire.

I'm not sure I would want to strike her if given the opportunity, cos her face looks scary, her bre ast is plastic, I don't knw about her yansh sha. But thats me sha, many guys would fire her up n down, in and out if given the opportunity. Babe look into the right places, you would find ur soulmate, you dnt need to tell us this jor.

There was never a place in the article which says the law is created to cater for foreigners who might want to cremate, according to the article, Lagos want to start cremating because mega cities of the world also cremate.
But if its for the international communities in Lagos, then there is no problem. If they like, they can even cremate their old loved ones that refuses to die.

Ayo wei dey talk sef fear God..? Abeg just borrow me one of your bling bling, I get party to go.

blink182: CAUGHT

Thanks, for the correction, though I made the correction before seeing this, but you still find time to correct me unlike the english teachers that are still crying without thinking of typing the correct word.

I don't know why Nigerians tend to go haywire whenever someone makes a simple mistake, instead of them to correct the person, they would start crying. Even the whites that owns the language do make mistake sometimes. I even corrected the mistake before I saw that people have started crying already.
I heard Seun would start paying people with Phd in Nairaland very soon.
And Fashola should lead by example, then the whole of Lagos would start cremating, you know we like to copy.

Some few months ago, Lagos state government anounced that there's no more space to bury people in Lagos, so they would need to start cremating the dead.
Our dear governor's dad died some few days back, and he was buried today, instead of our Fashola to show us that all the silly laws he's making also applies to him, he jst showed us that his laws are for the powerless in Lagos state.
I saw mobile police men with their hilux van packed around Labinjo street, near Bode Thomas, all the people selling food around Bode Thomas and its environs don clear for road. I later heard it in the news that they are doing prayer in Fashola's fathers house.

When I first heard the cremating idea, I thought it was good, but now I knw its very bad, they are just trying to burn the dead bodies that belongs to the poor, while they bury theirs in a safe place. God punish devil. Who cares if the whole of Lagos turns to cemetery. Fashola, go and burn the paper where that silly law is written, cos it can't stand..!

Ghanaians are very strong people too o, cos I've never heard any Ghanaian take his/her life because of insults from NL. S/O to Petro dollars and co.
I jst wish they would


Anyway, I'm off to that Ask.fm, make I go take my eye see wetin dey happen.

phellycia2013: why D̶̲̥̅̊ beef ₪w̶̲̥̅? Two of una go sch 2geda she first U̶̲̥̅̊ blow, nt too bad naaa!

Na wa o, as far as I'm knw, you are a female and I'm a guy. The Op asked a question abt female, I gave my opinion, only for a "female" to come and tell me a
"male" the type of female I'm suppose to like. Even if you are a lesbian, you suppose knw beta thing na. Had it been Yvonne is also a Nigerian, many people would have prefered her.
They are not even in the same league, can Chidinma go and contest @ d MBGN..? Well Yvonne came 3rd in Ghana's beauty contest. So pls when I say I would go for Yvonne, pls go for who ever you want, abeg.

Wetin be the mega pixel of that camera wei them take snap..? E no fit pass 3.5, and yea that girl no fine, her beauty is not worth travelling with, her beauty is the type you just call for a quickie from the nxt street..

Yvonne Nelson abeg, I dnt need to look @ her face self, u no see all the breaks and curves..? Sorry to say, Chidinma has no curves. I bet most of you have never seen her before, she's so small. The only edge sha has is her facial beauty.

Very funny, so I would put on my best cloth and say I'm going to Delta to celebrate the birthday of someone in faraway UK prison. People no dey shame o.

For anybody that thinks he/she is dealing with principalities and powers needs to come and see this No1 and for that No7, the spirit of d dead guy that tried to kill d heartbreaker go laugh taya.

She must be a lesbia n vampire.. . I thank God for the life of that girl say d madam no bite half of the to to komot, abi where them go see meat to complete the thing na..

Thats a very nice move, afterall he did not divorce anybody to marry her. RIP to the dead wife, @least she should be happy her husband would not die of konji.
Sadly this might not hit FP, but if to say na for ashawo room una catch the pastor, the news go don laf reach FP.

I dedicate this holy slap to the head pastor of my church, for thinking he's a god of man.
He went before the whole congregation to anounce that the church would be starting a music class, without consulting we the instrumentalists. I even thought they would be bringing in facilitators from elsewhere only for the keyboardist to call me on friday that the church said we should be teaching d intending students by 2pm on saturday and 4pm on sundays, I jst laughed in tongues. I knw how much I spent before I could play the guitar, and the only thing I've asked for from anybody that wants to learn how to play is to get a box guitar for themselfs. I knw when they are ready, they would call for a meeting, and I would tell the church to buy @least 3box guitars for the students to practice with.


Oya pastor, set ur cheeck for ur holy slap for disrespecting me.
*rolls hand in the air 5time*
Taaaaaaaiiiiii..!

Come to think of it, na NL dey chop 89% of my Mb o.. Btw, I dnt feel comfortable browsing on system, I do that only when its a must.

Thanks for opening this thread Phil'. I really need it.
I'm using this golden opportunity to dedicate a very hot slap to Honeric01, Twaaiii..! For banning me from my thread after a guy came to derail my thread. This is just like Lagos state goverment(yes Lagos state. I know Fashola can do it) locking a landlord out of his house for fighting a tenant.
Pls, can I donate one more..? Twaaai, twaaiii..! Sorry, I mistakenly added one more.