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Health › Re: Stop Using Libido-Enhancing Drugs - NAFDAC Warns Nigerians by Chanchit: 7:30am On Dec 13, 2012

[quote author=fritziébaby]pls can someone tell me the meaning of dis "You have 1 new Nairaland PM. Please check your e-mail account now. ( Dismiss)"[/quote]It simply means you have a private msg, so just check ur email.

Nairaland General › Re: How Would You Describe Your Personality Outside Nairaland? by Chanchit: 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2012

I did a 2mnth programme last year, which I was made the class rep', towards the end of the programme, a lecturer said we should know each other's behavious by now, and he started calling names, which we'll put heads together and come up with a reply like "introvert, sanguine" and so on "nt sure if the sanguine spelling is correct, before una come hold me, but when my name name was mentioned, they could'nt come up with a category for me, they had to pass, and thats how I really am on NL too..

Health › Re: Stop Using Libido-Enhancing Drugs - NAFDAC Warns Nigerians by Chanchit: 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2012

So northerners wei dey get badt lamba still dey use performance enhancing drugs..? I pity those nyanriyan, no wonder them sabi born cripple and blind pikin wela.

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Family › Re: What Can Bring Satisfaction For Couples In Marriage? by Chanchit: 3:02pm On Dec 12, 2012

Libido enhancing drugs..!

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Politics › Re: Police Arrest ‘Spirit’ In Kano by Chanchit: 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2012

Make the spirit come Lagos nau, e go surprise say everybody for Lagos na spirit.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Dances Gangnam Style In Ghana by Chanchit: 7:53am On Dec 12, 2012

pekelepekele: Baba were. If you are a Nigerian and you love this man you are just a bastard , This man is responsible for all the problems this country is having till date ., I just don't know what kind of juju this man is using that still make some folks likes him .

Thunder fire that ur hand wei be like tortoise hand inside that ramshakle box wei u hide type this rubbish, na ur generations be bastards... Ashiaraba..!

Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha Is My Benefactor~ Jonathan. by Chanchit: 8:39am On Dec 11, 2012

And GEJ said he's fighting corruption, can you imprison your father after sending you to school with stolen money..? The mumu even open mouth to exalt the criminal, I just pity the people that would vote this weak vessel into power come 2015.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads As December 21 Nears by Chanchit: 6:56pm On Dec 10, 2012

How I wish this is true, since na everybody go die, if I won't be living any loved ones behind, and that 22nd will be our Christmas carol, it should just happen while I'm singing, but na lie..! All na lie, oh my God, the hustling continues.

Sports › Re: Chitalu Scored More Than Messi's In A Calendar Year by Chanchit: 4:50pm On Dec 10, 2012

Hadeyeancah: Mind u Archie Thompson scored
13 goals for AUSTRALIA
against AMERICAN SAMOA
during the 2002 FIFA
World Cup qualifiers at
Coffs Harbour, Australia on
11 April 2001. AUSTRALIA
won the match 31-0 which
is the biggest scoreline in
international football. What can u say about that one dude?

Sports › Re: Chitalu Scored More Than Messi's In A Calendar Year by Chanchit: 4:46pm On Dec 10, 2012*

Hadeyeancah: Mind u Archie Thompson scored
13 goals for AUSTRALIA
against AMERICAN SAMOA
during the 2002 FIFA
World Cup qualifiers at
Coffs Harbour, Australia on
11 April 2001. AUSTRALIA
won the match 31-0 which
is the biggest scoreline in
international football. What can u say about that one dude?

Hmmm, it won't be a bad idea if Argentina can fix a friendly game ASAP with this generous American Samoa, so Messi would just break this Chivita's record too, @least, he would just score 20, then add more from the remaining match of the season. Btw, his 107 goals would be divided to 3,4,5 or 6 maybe 8 self in european standard, cos if you score 40 goals in lets say portugal or belgium, bros na 20 you score o.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Messi Breaks Muller's Record Of 85 Goals In A Calendar Year by Chanchit: 3:10pm On Dec 10, 2012

Enoyoh: IF Muller had played 86 games he would have scored 100 goals.
60 games 85goals is far better than 86 games 86 goals. do your maths well.

100 goals with 40 offsides, you know they don't have offside rules then.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Messi Breaks Muller's Record Of 85 Goals In A Calendar Year by Chanchit: 12:21pm On Dec 10, 2012

Sagamite: Leave my meat o!

Leave my meat o!

Make una leave my person meat o!

I am not giving you or sharing any part of this meat. I am consuming it alone!

Abeg, send that meat to me when you are through with him, let me help his condition with 50 naira, to go and swim inside Kanji Dam.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Messi Breaks Muller's Record Of 85 Goals In A Calendar Year by Chanchit: 11:43pm On Dec 09, 2012

Eeyah.. Where are all the people jubilating that he's injured, ok, them don go jump into kanji dam.

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Dont Call Me General Unless You Are My Opponent by Chanchit: 8:50pm On Dec 09, 2012*

[quote author=Tusky44][b]So

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Dont Call Me General Unless You Are My Opponent by Chanchit: 8:47pm On Dec 09, 2012

Tusky44: So he wants to be addressed as Chief? Hehehehe.... OBJ the ugliest president we ever had. A president who made sure the country endured the abnormally high rate of politically motivated assassinations. A man who only woke up to fight corruption when he was about to get the boot. Hear him suggest we address him as a chief - a chief in his hometown anyway cos for normal folks, he is a nuisance to society.

He wanted to use Wilbros to steal oil and gas from Rivers State. He wanted to get a huge stake in Bonny Island and did all he could through the NNPC. I have one question for the old and haggard chief......what happened to Marshall Harry, Bola Ige, The Igwes, OGB, our beloved Chuba Okadigbo, Funsho Williams, the helpless residents of Odi & Zaki Biam, and many more unaccounted for?

OBJ, some of us really hate you and your entire generation hence you are in my daily prayer. AGBAYA

Ogbeni, u can just call him GENERAL'' instead of wasting ur time, writing this kukurunku story, anyway I call him Obasanjo,buh I won't mind adding Chief o jare..

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Sports › Re: ‎Marquez Knocks-Out Pacquiao In The Sixth Round by Chanchit: 12:42pm On Dec 09, 2012

Ha....! Marquez, na my boxer u beat like that..? God go bring pesin wei go beat you for me, agbaya oshi... #crying#

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nelson Mandela Admitted To Hospital by Chanchit: 8:10am On Dec 09, 2012

slim poppa: May God spare him.

Yeah, God should spare him, but if he try die now, it won't be a bad news, e don try nau.

Christianity Etc › Re: Man Sues Chris Okotie For Owing Him 14 Years Salary by Chanchit: 7:44am On Dec 09, 2012

SNCOQ3: false.
This is what I know before I left:
Lead keyboardist in Chris Okotie's church 1997 - 2012: Odiase, Dafe, Emma, Harrison.
*They were all volunteers who willingly played for the church without pay just like the voluntary workers in other departments.
* the current lead keyboardist, Harrison, is the only keyboardist on salary (a descent package)and that's because he is currently a staff of the audio department.
*Non-voluntary staffs like cleaners and security men collects N50,000 - N150,000 between 25th - 27th day of the month.
*They're paid almost twice their salary in December(middle of the month so they can have a good xmas).

If he can pay the current keyboardist, then he should pay the guy off, it means he wants to be paid for his services.

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Entertainment › Re: 31 Year Old Woman Sues Her Husband For Ejaculatin*g On Her Face. by Chanchit: 9:25am On Dec 08, 2012

This one na we-re o, husband from hell.

Celebrities › Re: Cold War Between Goldie& J Martins After He Disrupts Her Video Shoot In SA by Chanchit: 9:17am On Dec 08, 2012

Abi J Martins dey crase..? The gurl try na, anyway he wnt do same to p-square, maybe he's thinking Goldie wnt be of any help to him now or later.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by Chanchit: 11:53pm On Dec 07, 2012

@chiemeka orizu, u lick shi!?t..? Why u come dey waste page untop this non-sense..?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by Chanchit: 11:51pm On Dec 07, 2012

Pls, when nxt this competiton is coming up, the contestants should not be allowed to comment.
And to everybody that voted for their friends, God is watching you#

Fashion › Re: Chris Attoh & Isio Wanogho Couple Up For WED Magazine by Chanchit: 10:02pm On Dec 07, 2012

I actually know Isio 1on1, she's very humble, anytime she's walking her two adorable palour dogs down the street, she would always say "hi" so we turned it into a "hi" contest anytime I see her, I must say it before her, but she win most times..

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by Chanchit: 7:50pm On Dec 07, 2012

I'm voting for Sweetlemon...... Duh..!

Politics › Re: Abia To Demolish 1800 Structures In Aba by Chanchit: 7:07pm On Dec 07, 2012

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Politics › Re: Abia To Demolish 1800 Structures In Aba by Chanchit: 7:06pm On Dec 07, 2012

Mtcheew.. I even thought he wanted to demolish houses bulit since 1800, that waas why I entered the news, cos I know all the buildings in that state would be built with bamboo, even the house of Eze.

Celebrities › Re: *~Ijebabe Voted Celebrity Section Poster of 2012*~ Congratulations by Chanchit: 10:56am On Dec 07, 2012

I nominate Laila Ikeji, pls, egba fun oga yin.

Romance › Re: Disflowered Ladies Should Not Be Given Admission To Higher Institutions,and Odas by Chanchit: 9:41am On Dec 07, 2012

Hmmmm, what a steewpeed idea, you forgot to include if guys too should be tested, if they are virgin, what will happen, if they now loose their virginity after the admission, maybe the school authorities should be doing the test every month, so any girl wei her label don lose would just be expelled, is that what will make Nigeria a better nation..? Better still, start testing ur daughters, anyone wei don trowei her label, just find tray for her to start hawking orange or calabash to sell pito.

Christianity Etc › Re: Amazing! The US Military Has Found The Garden Of Eden by Chanchit: 9:25am On Dec 07, 2012

No be only forbidden apple, na forbidden mango. Anyway just try to take a bite, them never chop, them dey see ghost, I wonder wetin them go see, when them chop, btw, all na lie, let them show us a pix.

Politics › Quote Notification by Chanchit(op): 9:12am On Dec 07, 2012

Seun, pls, we need to be notified, when we are being quoted, jst like we know when our comments are liked, cos I comment on many stories and I dnt go back to many of them, I see some late,. When the story is on its 6th or 7th page, when I'm being quoted on the first page, so many times I just decide not to reply. So pls do something.

Thanks

Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome! by Chanchit: 8:54am On Dec 07, 2012

Yawns# some people will be under pressure now, cos Chris must buy hin private jet before this year xpire. Anyway.. HBD.

Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome! by Chanchit: 8:54am On Dec 07, 2012

Yawns# some people will be under pressure now, cos Chris must buy hin private jet before this year xpire.

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