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So we should be xpecting Fela on the 10k note, since hin mama don make am enter 5k note... This Prince of Kano deserves to be shoot before he anounce the release of 10k note in 2014, cos the way this mata dey go we would be competing with the zimbabwean currency very soon..

This is good news for pastors and bad news for people that contribute 20 naira and below in church o, this coins would be easily detected ..

That 5k note no fine jor, can't they use photoshop to shop the dark glass that woman @ the left side put on to white or even remove it, its jst adding insult to the injury of the silly note..

[quote author=tpia@]her friend are down to 1037, from 1038?

who removed him or her self?[/quote]Na wah o, una even don go count the number of friends she get.... The lawd is ur muscle o...

I don go one nikai before, na the wife wear ring for herself, my jaw dropped... The husband is one old man, e no gree come the party...

So when camera is rolling he said he's paranoia, i wonder what he would do to goldie behind closed doors, when camera is not rolling... I knw our paramugu goldie body go don dey do chachacha on heat by now.. She should try and buy big freezer that would be big enough for that guy wei be like crazy frog to dump her body, when he's through with her..

I knew this kind of news would still come, thats how some secondary sch students kill themselves because of silly waec result instead of waiting to kill themselves after graduating frm university and remaining jobless for yrs...
One of them started a thread last week, that he/she feels like committing suicide, cos of one paper, i adviced her to take hypo or DD force, maybe she's one of them..

Now we would knw how powerful this northerners are, i'm sure only the tithe which is 10% will go to the FG, while the 90% will be shared btw the gov't, emir's and the elites, i jst hope they fine a place in their heart to help their people with 5% of the revenue...

I wish i could jst plot a coup now, i will jst give the northerners the conditions that would make sharia stand, even in the north... If i hear any attempted attempt of bombing, first i would detain all their kings, any other sound, all their governors will follow, the third bombing would see all sharia courts in the north burnt down, nd sharia law would be prohibited in Nigeria... U will be surprised @ how they will sit up...

This boko lunatics must have been sniffing dry sh!?t mixed with turari.... Is this how their great leader Muhammed (SSWT) fought during his time..? They should follow his footsteps by coming out to fight, instead of hiding in caves, if they can do this, why won't the gov't enact sharia law to reward their bravery...

What a touching story, the writer killed for love, bt he should have also follow his beloved...
The gurl sef too like akpako, i sure say she go don s h a g devil to his last breath by now in hell...

I'm not sure i would want to see Omosexy bathing, cos cloths cover alot, she's not been gyming, cos i saw her wearing a short on stage, one time like that, and it looks as if she has two balls between her legs, so i no wan go blind...

I hate hearing that word "i will think about it" it makes the gurl sound childish to me... I was in talks with one some months back, and she told me she has a boyfriend, i even tried to persuade her cos i'm sure she must have more than one lashers, she said she can't double date, then i said no problem o, maybe she think i would come back the next day to beg again, me i jst burst the issue, now she finds every silly reasons to kal me, bt i'll never revisit the issue, unless she brings it up sha oo..

latest: Why the hate? Can you swear to the fact that such has never been heared of in what ever community you find yourself in and why is it that anything about these "Almighty Igbos" give you people heart attack? What do you think the people of that village in Ogun State where a plane crashed some few yrs back was gathering those human parts for? I guess to make a pot of gbegiri soup, certainly not for rituals.

Tnk God u said "when a plain crashed in ogun state" that means the people were gathering dead peoples body parts, not taking their lives themself in other to get the body parts, i'm not saying such do not happen in anyother part of the country, bt its rampant in the Eastern part of the country... Bt we won't stop praying, i see God helping us..

msb247: lacasa this is very bad of you. am a muslim but i disagree with you. you shouldn't just come here and insult their religion like that just because of the wrong doings of a mere minority

Leave am, na stubborn fly dey follow dead body enter grave...

msb247: and you chanchit or whatever it is you call yourself... take your time oh! you'll be judged on this on j-day

Which one will i be judged for Mr judge..? Is it for the fence, or the 5naira...?

lacasa: Religion of thieves

U make me laf in tongues, i wish islamic clerics too could embezzle money, but where is the money for them to embezzle...? Common 5naira una no dey contribute, na swear the imam dey carry give people wei dey come pray for my area everyday, common to build fence na wahala for them...

ACM10: Mr. Man, you are incoherent, inarticulate. I can't figure out what u are driving at. In fact, you need a mood-stabilizing medications.

Why would i be articulate, when i'm not shouting "Igbo kwenu" like cowards that u all are, u would never face reality, how is selling of body parts different from blood money, you fools jst come here to console your selves that its not rituals that its body part selling, jst travel home for christmas maybe they can also take one of your balls and leave you will one... Fools..

ACM10: This might be a plausible explanation. But I'm not aware of any organ transplant centre in Nigeria. Do they export those organs?

which kyn rubbish are u guys talking sef, trying to xempt rituals frm d killings, even if they sell the body organs, its still blood money, abi na only una need money, why won't anyother person frm other parts of the country do same...? Abeg make una go park tight, this is advance blood money..!

[quote author=Ukwu_Nnu]Number 2.

The list of NDI ARA keeps increasing.

Nxt![/quote]

[quote author=Ukwu_Nnu]Number 2.

The list of NDI ARA keeps increasing.

Nxt![/quote]Bia ndi nkita, which rubbish list u dey compile...?

Make una no kill baba for us o...
Baba is concerned with the security, and corruption issues @ d moment..*winks*

Indigbo kwenu..! Choi
kwenu....! Choi
kwezionueeee....! Chaaaaiii
Una for wait make december reach nau, this one wei una start early this year, na him be say old papa blood sef go flow, if una don finish all the young boys before december..

You wei get Phd nko, i even heard that students suffer frm dehydration during GEJ lecturing days, i wonder maybe na die them go dey die if to say e no get Phd..

May thunder fire their spirit on their way to HELL....!

Who tell am say he offend us.. He's not capable of offending us, na mumu goldie cos all this rubbish for us now... BTW he has apologized via internet, make e kuku talk truth say e wan come give goldie belle inside our country, to push the apology down frm our throat..

You better remain undecided, so you won't have to continue wasting your money... Some people can be so stubborn sha...