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Jumping off Noah's ark, to drown with my babe...

They are crazy... Thats how they sit down in their bedroom, typing rubbish... If they like make them put us for 200..

My phone was nicely switched off, cos i don't knw what components make up my phone, i jst pick it up, make kals, browse and so on, so when i heard the news, i have to put it off, cos i won't even be needing it arnd that time, so it will cost me nothing to put it off..

Moukafoam: Pls who is τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ father of τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ girl?

You might want to ask google... BTW what is it with "possible pix..?" when you r not sure..
And one more thing, which man would come out to tell you "i'm the one that striked Gene' when she jst started growing pubic hair" So u can't knw the father..

Thats very simple.... Mama p' would give us one gold from weight lifting, while GEJ will give us one gold from swimming, that way we have two gold, we will look for the remaining three..

Nxt time wait till the last minute, when the artist has arrived ur city, before u get a ticket, Btw Rick Ross, Kofi Olomide, Mary Jblige have all done same to Nigeria in the past, so enjoy ur anguish...
BTW i'll be really happy, if its true that they chop that Ogugua gurl money, with all ur nerdy glass, u still dey fall maga..

@ Obowunmi, is it Obo, the female own, or Obo, for Monkey...

BankyW, wei do head like luxurious bus, if thats the lie he's been feeding u guys.... He's jst in limbo...

There shall be no peace for the wicked.... What a coincidence, Hamburg declearing a public holiday for muslims, Emir telling his people to go chop their salah ram inside their room jeje...

NL is a 24hrs forum, cos when the Nigerian users are sleeping, the ones in the diasporal are awake...
And for the topic, let me keep shut and continue liking the comments, cos there are some good ones here...
PS: @Op, i'm not sure you and your frnd have been good frnds to each other, cos he would have asked u first before proceeding, bt he knw d only thing u will do is IGG #Initial GraGra#

I think you should use the Ikeja cemetery, its more quiet arnd 3:am...

What do you xpect..? Police deals with the local issues, like stealing of maggie, 3310, generators and son on.
SSS deals with professional thieves, which millions are always invoved
Efcc deals with governors, bank md's, and sometimes yahoo boys when market no dey
So what do you xpect, dts how the salary would range nau..

And for the state police, me i'm not in support o, cos i knw Fashola, he fit say we go dey contribute salary for them @ d end of the month now...

Jst shut up... U can always find good things in strangest places, what abt the musicians that did not even go to school...?

Hitler won't be happy with this, i knw he would be crying in hell rite now, begging the devil to give him the opportunity to come destroy that mayor...
It still shows that christians tolerates...

jerseyboy: Senegal will rule African football

No be only Senegal, na Togo...

If they do not qualify, thats their cup of badluck, afterall they failed to qualify for all the major tournaments this yr, and we gladly watched the teams that qualified.... If they win the cup @ the end of the day, i will only make noise then go to bed, while the players get the millions, i no fit die for another mans headache...

Everything still points that he is a very bad leader, even if he can't go, he's suppose to give another reason, not religious reason... If his resply is anything to go by, then the reporter is right...

# whistling on top okada#

GEJ pls prove to me this time that you are really a president by recalling that man, and i promise you my vote in 2015.. Cos i still find it hard that a diplomat would utter that kind of statement..

Thunder fire the three of them... Mtcheeew..

Brb

@least for the first time, NLders knws there is a group called wutah, thats publicity on its own... No wonder i've neva heard of them b4, cos the kwarikwa they are crying ontop sef no sweet, dt makes me wonder what there own version would sound like..

If girls could learn to use their brains like this, the world would be a better place, instead of going into the marriage, then at the end them go cut una body part inside fridge.. #look before u cross#

The fake doctor Sani should be in malaysia by now... What a pity, the doctor no even remove one, leave one... The possibility that the guy will die is very high, they should jst make more arrests/ investigations, in finding the fake doctor, it might take yrs, but when they catch him, no need to go court, they should jst collect his two kiddnies, sell it and give the money to the Abubakar family..

If the retirement policy is true then i'm disappointed in the redeem setup, and if he should retire, where should he go...? That type of position should be held onto till death, jst like a King.... And another thing is to use ur common sense, when this pastors are preaching to us, cos we r all human, jst take what u can take frm their preaching n ignore the rest, jst imagine, pastors rebelling against the head, when they will tell us not to rebel against the gov't, cos they are put there by God..
I don't think i can even attend this big churchs, the G O of my own church is close to 80 and still strong, why should we then retire his annointing....
Ps: I think Adeboye should retire, if that is the rule, before they succeed in killing him..

The list was up to ten, so Nigeria could take the 10th position, why not make the list short and simple by making it jst top 3
Gold
Silver
Bronze
No medal for 4th sef, talkless of number 10..

Chanchit: I can see u r new to NL, u can jst modify ur post, if u want to make any correction, instead of posting again...
Well front page is very important, cos thats where everybody gets to see ur story, only few people see it from here, dts y u might not get people to answer your question...

I should have checked ur profile before commenting, so u have even authored abt 4-5 stories, and u feel comfortable @ d back page...? U r really great..

Doctor flaky: Sorry... I mean complain

I can see u r new to NL, u can jst modify ur post, if u want to make any correction, instead of posting again...
Well front page is very important, cos thats where everybody gets to see ur story, only few people see it from here, dts y u might not get people to answer your question...

Why did they sleep together on the nite before their wedding... Maybe the knife was part of the fun... Bad romance
Abi na spiritual coup
Maybe she's on drugs
I hearby sentence her to 3wks in prison, cos twas not intentional...

Prison