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I did waec 4times before i got my papers complete, and suicide never crossed my mind, y should i kill my self, if you really want to kill ur self, jst drop your pix on ur NL profile, and find someone to anounce your passage to great beyond, so i go fit swear for you as i normally do for people that commit suicide...

Na wa o, if person dey inside deep sh!!t, even mad man go give you advice... I tnk OPC, tnks for the concern...

I knw madrid fans will cry again this yr cos Messi will win it again
1) Messi
2) Ronaldo
3) Iniesta

I don't knw y nothing seems to be working in this country, how would d FG be paying salaries without knowing if workers are saving for their pension, abi na workers dey pay them selves..? There should be a body whose responsibiltity is to make sure the 25% is deducted frm the salary, so go and ask them before disturbing the NGO's....!

I'm happy the lady was released, bt it means the real killer escaped... I see more LASTMA officials dying, cos of the new law, cos despirate drivers will crush and uncrush...

Pls whatever you do, jst make sure you do ur own fu**cking before you release her, don't let her escape o, so all ur wahala won't be in vain... Dts what we r talking abt, when people buy no-testing product in the name of Holy spirit...
Jst ask her abt the pix, bt don't chase her, jst tell her that its ur fault, addinmean u've been giving it to her, she won't go out, then after u don service her welwel, wait for her jst to step on your toe to throw her out of ur way...

Instead of wasting ur talent like acidtalk, why don u start by writing fictional novels...?

CrazyMan: If she's very beautiful, I would pretend not to her the waiters remark until I've had my own share of her forbidden fruit.( Abi u want make I spoil show because say I de vex)

Once I've tasted her fruit to my satisfaction, then all hell would be let loose. I would look for the slightest offence she comits and make a big deal out of it. I would also remind her of that remark the waiter made about her which I pretended to ignore, and demand for and explaination after which I would send her parking and continue with my life.

Seconded... If i vex, na me go loose... I fit even slap the waiter for blackmailing my babe...

They should jst shut up, if they know this much about Nigeria, why are they still borrowing us money, it means they also stand to gain something... And for the people recieving the bribe in Nigeria, they are jst been greedy and blind, cos @ the end of the day, the contractors would use sub-standard materials and won't even complete the project..

I wanted to activate my crying mode, but i could'nt, cos it took me almost 2hrs to read this story... Dts d kind of leader Nigeria needs right now, a leader that can win a war without picking up a gun, bt with common sense, which is not common among our leaders of nowadays...

I'm sure even google would not be able to answer this question.. Bt seriously, we are seriously messed up, nothing is working..

Go back and ask ur frnd the true reason for her decision...
If i'm the guy, i won't have to be angry, all i have to do is keep her on the bench, then find a good major signing...

I don't knw why some people could be easily maneuvered, if the gov't is ready to pay as much as 8m for the lowest ranked PHCN official, it means they have also paid all the bribes they hope to collect from Nigerians in the nxt 30yrs together with their salaries, this is the only opportunity for most of them to see a million naira with their eye... They should not let the union leaders use them as shield, the 28-38m might not be enough for them, cos they embezzle on fed' level... Or maybe there's something the gov't too are not telling us..

Tolaaaaannni: For the love of all thats holy, all this senseless celeb picture posting must stop!!! So if i go out now and go pose with a lion, tiger,and bear will my picture make it on nairaland frontpage?? mtcheew

Y won't it make front page..? Jst include your name.. I mean ur NL username..

ibsmooth: Am waiting to hear from you man

You jst make me laf with the rubbish you jst spewed online, hope say u don go chop sha, cos u no need fast... Let me ask u a question based on lagos o..
1, Those agbero you see on the road which religion do 90% of them practice..?

2, The 90% would definately be smoking igbo, and @ d same time drink.

3, I do see them @ their igbo joint waiting to break their fast with igbo, so jst shut up...

With that D'banj's posture, i can hear his heart beat on my speaker...

The only way forward is to go back to the drawing board and burn it...

alaoeri: To all the critics whether lesbianism or not wetin concern una, u ppl just tremble whenever u heard anything about islam Allahu Akbar. U ppl should better face your God forsaken country where virtually everything ain't working bunch of hypocrites & beside nigeria where there's free mixing some still chose lesbianism so wetin una dey yarn. Mstcheeeeew.

Tremble when we hear what...? Why won't we tremble, make i wait make una come bomb me..? Maybe u guys should even pack go the city, so Nigeria will see peace, abeg... And i hope u r a female, so them go catch u practicing lesles, i knw ur religion is a peaceful one, na like ileya ram them go kill you...

fatahtalks: islam has given right to women dat d west and xtristainity, u pple prostitute ur women in d name of civilisation. Go and check records women are more abuse and molested in d west than any muslim country.. Western women smoke , drink alchol, prostitute and gamble. Is dis wat u call civilisation? I pity pple who nt nt muslim. Islam d best of civilisation.

With people like you arnd, muslim women will suffer till they enter alijana.. Cos u have always made them accept that they are the weaker vessel, while the guys can marry till you drop dead, bt now their new strategy is to find a dump site for the females, the next step would be to set camera all over the city, to watch the females in case them wan start to touch their selves..

The guy is worth millions of $, i watched one of his seminars 2yrs ago....
Bt na the lady go dey do the lashing, she go jst dey set the John Thomas to any angle she want, cos the guy situation na like dido with a body for the lady..

If lagos is broke, lagosians will be the one to pay for it... Maybe that's why he signed the new lasma law...

sheedy407: When will ur fada straff ur moda in front of u?

Google won't hesitate to tell u that you r really sti!upid..

slowice: pls dnt bring d name of our lord into....dnt disrespect dat name pls for ur own good

Prophet Slowice, thank God u said "Our God" not ur God only.... When they were building the tower of babel, God sent a prophet to the king, that they should stop, bt he refused... This same GEJ went to church and refused to say "Amen" to hot prayers, so u now think he will listen to the voice of God, if He askd him to vacate the office...?

Ilefo cherubium, fa'mu re han won... U go fear spirit..

Oh my Gawd...! I wish i could go back to those vintage years, everything jst looks perfect, before this money vampires showed up..

Ilefo cherubium, fa'mu re han won.... You go fear spirit...

Series22: pls i dont knw d guy, is he a football legend?

I don't blame you, bt the people replying you... He's a po+rn star.. Mtcheew..
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