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Winneygirl: Whether He is making an innocent enquiry or he's making moves on me, any guy that starts with..
"My darling", "My Dear", "Princess", "Angel" blah, blah, blah....
He will wish He never approached me!!!!!!!!
I hate shallow, scripted, 'plastic' guys.
Be real 4 once in Ur life!!!!!!

Ugly broke girl like yourself will be the very first to make a disgusting comment on a topic like "Why are Nigerian men not romantic"

Q::: Na how craze dey start be this?
A::: Na how craze dey start be this o!

Q::: Me too don craze join?
A::: Me too don craze join o! No time

And is there anything special about a woman weeping over someone's death?
Ok Patience Jonathan weeps...shortest verse in the bible.
Why do I have the feeling that it's all publicity stunt?

@OP
It's simple, find a Brit give belle make your name dey "father's name" for Pikin certificate, find a lawyer to file documents for you, keep on dancing oppa gangnam style till u get ur papers.
I no dey judge u but wonder wetin u dey do for UK since all this years.

Jokes section!!

What goes around...comes back around

I smoke weed for a whole lot of reasons :
Relax
Cool down when I'm angry, upset or depressed
Put an end to insomnia in some occasions at night
Waste some times
Boost my appetite when I lose it
Deep thinking (alone in the park)
Feel less stressed

Weed ain't drugs, it's medicine. Before you all think I'm an addict, I don't blaze the whole field down neither have I increased the quantity I smoke from the past years till 08/12/12

@OP
You sure you've not fhucked a hippo?

Isn't it awkward how you could easily spot varieties of jobless nuisance on nairaland these days? Your mates are out and about, doing something meaningful with their lives while y'all are here doing what you know how to do best, whoever calls any of you all "leaders of tomorrow" should start weeping for your life now

@poster
No one is jealous of you, you really just need to get a life cuz it seems you're jobless, literally, are there even 186 known celebrities in that country? If you have a job, why are you always on NL? I seem to enjoy your stories though, keep more coming bro

Facts you should know about ACIDTALK:

Since online forums doesn't reveal the being typing away on the computer, no one could attest the poster of a topic or lifestyle. If acidtalk has a job as he claimed working with celebrities, how come he is always on nairaland checking which new topic you've not replied to?

Argentina phucked my combo

My so unprofessional predictions, as you know I'm a newbie in this game.

WORLD CUP QUALIFYING - ASIA
Oman vs Japan
Japan to win

Qatar vs Lebanon
Qatar to win

FA CUP
Gloucester vs Leyton Orient
Leyton Orient to win

INTERNATIONAL MATCH
Saudi Arabia vs Argentina
Argentina to win
Panama vs Spain
Spain to win
Cape Verde Islands vs Ghana
Ghana to win
Luxembourg vs Scotland
Scotland to win

CHILE CLAUSURA
Universidad de Chile vs Universidad de Concepcion
Universidad de Chile to win
Santiago Wanderers vs Union la calera
Santiago Wanderers to win

CHILE CUP
Universidad Catolica vs Santiago morning
Universidad Catolica to win

ALBANIA CHAMPIONSHIP
Lacia vs Tomori berat
Lacia to win

What do you all think?

No world is coming to an end in the first place

Ok next?....

Michky: Guys, i have noticed that we are not short of good picks on this thread. Therefore, i will like to suggest that we start posting picks that would sum up to 2.00-3.00 in the safest combo possible. I think this would make it easier to follow / adopt other punters picks or edit as we may prefer. We will easily double our account quicker in this manner.

This might sound a bit hard or confusing so i don't expect us to buy this idea. Nevertheless, i am going to start tomorrow. We are going to succeed in this business. Lets keep the hard work going.


N.B: This is not a suggestion to change the way we have been doing this already o. It is just an addition.

On point

@bulahands
Cheers bruv, can't find it still but will get hold of laptop

@O'steve
Cheers

AC Milan ruined me combo

^^Yea I know but can't find it on bet365 app

I hail everyone, I use bet365 on phone but never figured out where BTTS is, I'm a newbie...need some enlightenment. I will be ungrateful if I didn't say a thank you to bukahands, I don't know much about football (shame) but I picked some of what you dropped here yesterday and made 16 quids with 1 quid lol at least for a start.

Hello house, I use bet365 on iPhone, please can you tell me where to bet BTTS? I can't find it. Thanks

If you love money more than your own life, you are IGBO

...and Madam Patience is now a stripper in one big club in Germany

@ayobase
I still haven't seen any sense in your rants so far, I'm sure no one has. So why don't you just shut your gob? You'll do just fine at the joke section.

ayobase: Look at this slowpoke.
Thought u should know better since u have been there right from foetus, but.....
''......How come you know so much about the UK system?
......''
I have been waiting for u to ask that stupid question.
Must I live in an economy before knowing MORE about it.
U r a disgrace.
Foreign students pay four times money paid by the indegenes.
About 500,000 foreign students yearly, but depreciated this yr.
Almost 50% shortage from india this yr, let alone of other schools.
UK makes about £5bn from these students yearly.
Do u know what this is to UK economy.
Letter has been written to the authorities to compromise judgement with mercy with respect to strictness over student visa.
500,000 students?
Apart from tuition fees, do u know the added advantages on the economy.
U can now relate my GROSS and PARTIAL if u sagacious as ur dog thinks!
I wont be surprised if u r my youngest sibling!

Oh so you've contacted Wiki or the likes to get your facts? Nevertheless, Can't you just stop disgracing and embarrassing yourself on here? Can't you see no one quoted you right on here? Shows how re.tarded you seem to be. Can't you see the point UNLEASHED is trying to point out? He is clearly not debating with you on where UK get their income from or how income generated annually from international students affects UK's economy. This is how morons like your silly head fails exams. He is just saying if prospective students can afford to study in the UK. If you're way too blind, I guess you should make use of the lantern on your profile picture.

@former, I'm so happy for you o!

@justwise, like i asked in my earlier post if i can proceed to Uni after i'm through with college, you replied "Courses below degree level could diploma or high diploma or even foundation course." do you know if the below is a diploma or high diploma?

"Academic level - NQF 04 leading to NQF 06"
"Course title - CMI Level 4, leading to CMI Level 6 Qualifications in Management and Leadership"

You also said If the immigration law remains as it is now, i can proceed upon completion, is there any sign of the immigration law changing anytime soon? let's say 4 years? Thanks

@poster, better go get a job

@justwise, I just checked the link, and yes, it's there, search for Universal education services ltd and you will see the school name in front. they've got A rating (trusted) and is my course diploma or high diploma?
thanks

@former, i wish u success, you can keep me updated

@justwise, i had it on my CAS like this:

"Academic level - NQF 04 leading to NQF 06"
"Course title - CMI Level 4, leading to CMI Level 6Qualifications in Management and Leadership"

@former, King's college of management is registered, Name as; Universal Education Services Ltd T/A King's College of Management.

I just got admitted into a college in Manchester, it's a college offering courses below degree level, is it a kind of "A level" thing? sorry for my question, i'm not familiar with the education system of the UK, please i want to know if i can proceed to university in UK with the school certificate upon completion of my college course?
Thanks

@ james1
Will i get Nizoral in local chemist and supermarket in Nigeria?

Thank you all, i am very grateful!