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This chiefs dey jonz. News wey don circulate reach Antarctica since last month

Can someone please provide me with a 1/1 treble.
5k reward if it wins

Is that your wife or Tiwa Savage?
Don't mind me bro... Happy married life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3uAqT2iQE&feature=player_detailpage

Shocking to watch this actually. So an average Nigerian girl has a minimum of two boyfriends, not because they are in love with the poor and unfortunate bloke but because of financial and material gain. Shame on you lots!

Whoever put this on front page is either:

1. Bribed by the OP to share the proceeds of this scam
2. The scammer behind the plot or
3. Plain thick

I Parboil my noodles with sliced onions and the seasonings that comes with it for about 3 to 5 minutes.
Then I cut some broccoli, carrots and cauliflower.
I either use salmon, smoked Turkey or prawns. If I'm using either of the first two, I chop them into cubes.
Then I start frying some diced onions in vegetable oil, I add my chopped vegetables and let it fry for about 5 minutes, the Maggi goes in, either salmon, smoked Turkey (chopped) or prawns goes in. I let them fry for about 5 more minutes, then add my Parboiled noodles, stir it and let them all fry together and that's my noodles done.

Your mate built a small helicopter from scratch yesterday, you dey here dey do one yeye National association of Playboy?
You no see say your life don finish so? Anyway count me in

Like this post if you don't give a phuck about whatever words ladies use in conversations.

Amefrica: One word: reetarded son of a gun.

OK I know your type, you just called your dad a ret@rded son of a gun. Are you happy now?

Amefrica: One word... You are lame!

One word: You're a daft tw@t

One word... Omophotoshop!

All I know is, our Ghanaian brothers are really really black! Blacker than Michelin tyres

Beauty in the hand of beholder,
Tool in the hand of politician,
The two sentence above don't correlate,
But I really don't care.

#poemoftheday

My 5 months old son is mixed race British. I have never for once spoken English to him. He can learn English from his mum and in school. It's only me that can embed our cultural values and language in him.

@op,
Please send a copy of the E-book to stopsmokingweed@lookforajob.com.
May God bless your ministry with gullible backward twats like yourself.
Thanks!

Texas.Cowgirl:
lmaoooooooo That is sooooooo me

Typical Nigerian girl. Who knows if it's the other way round

OJB will survive and will not die in the name of my ancestors but if the reverse happens (Amadihoha forbids) and this silly guys we call celebrity goes to the studio to produce a tribute song for this poor nigga.
Chai! Then I will prove to you all that Sango really exist.
Watch out.

TO WIN
Lokeren v Anderlecht
Basel v Lasuanne sports
Rosenborg v Sparpsborg
Stromsgodset v Sogndal

OVER 2.5
Genk v Standard Liege

diji04: my fear for ur 3 win matches is helsingbord and brigton which other market can suit these teams pls help me.

Brighton drew the first leg so they must be full of confidence playing at home, besides, Crystal palace will be playing without Glenn Murray who got injured in the first leg. He scored more than half of their goals so they have little chance of winning the match.

BK Hackens is a strong team but they have not beaten Helsingborg away in their last 6 attempts in competitive matches.
Helsingborg have won 4 out of 5 of their home matches against Hackens, to me they appear to be a stronger team and have the chance of winning today's game

BET1
TO WIN
Brighton v Crystal Palace - npower championship,
Real Sociedad v Granada - Spain primera liga
Helsingborg v B K Hacken Sweden Allsvenskan
OVER 2.5
Aalesund v Lillestrom - Norway Tippaligaen

BET 2 (stake low)
TO WIN
Varese v Crotone - Italian serie B
Bursaspor v Eskisehirspor turkey super lig
OVER 2.5
Sivasspor vs karabukspor - turkey super lig

Hello house, I placed a bet few minutes ago on bet36.5, the odd was supposed to be 1/16 but I got it for 16/1 due to their mistake. I didn't realise it until I saw how much I would win.
In less than 10 minutes after placing the bet, they sent me the message below:


Hi blablabla,

We are contacting you regarding bet ID so so and so placed at the odds of 16/1 on Over 1.5 (Alternative Total Goals Excelsior v Cambuur Leeuwarden). We have identified that this selection was placed at incorrect odds and as such, in accordance with our rules, will be settled at the revised odds of 1/16.

If you would like to cancel this bet prior to the start of the event then please contact us.

Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.

Kind regards,
The bet36.5 Team

Since it was their mistake and not mine, I don't think it's legal for them to change it because if you place a bet by mistake, they will NEVER change it for you so i think it shouldn't work vice versa as well.
I will soon go through what they called their so called laws to see if I can challenge them on this.
If I'm successful then I'll be dancing azonto and etigi through out today cuz it's gonna be a massive win.
What do you guys think?

13,000 pounds for tution fee is not a joke at all, when you come here to school, be prepared to get such insult from anyone. Don't even bother coming to the UK to school at all. There are good schools in South africa if you don't want school in Nigeria. No one will abuse you racially in South africa after all.