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Rukkydelta:
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ecoeco:
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B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

SweetBoyFriend:

Movie ?? You mean a primary school play ??

The amount of make-up on her face can paint my father's 1934 Volkswagen Bettle

An actress who can't get a movie role with Mr. Ibu, Sam Loco, Ini Edo and IK Ogbonna, is that one an actress ??

lemmefaint:
Photos of a lady who tattooed her boyfriend's face on her throat has gone viral on social media. Would you describe this as odeism, mumuism, foolishism or stupidity? See the full photo below...

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/599ab43c55feb.JPG


MORE @: http://trendinghelm..com/2017/08/viral-photos-of-lady-who-tattooed-her.html

ecoeco:
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Really
She is a super mom for training u in a cheap govt uni
No b her mate train their pikin Abroad
Dont go n look 4 job
B celebrating som1 dat failed in life
CHEAP MEDIOCRITY
Mtchewww

#Eco99#

NwaAmaikpe:



Every time I hear a mosquito's buzz,
It reminds me that some insects have more musical talents than Davido.

pocohantas:
I done talk am before...
Fear guys, fear their friends.

They'll know you are a side chick and be like "our wife, you done come? Anytime you no dey around...this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you go cook that your jollof rice for us?" Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair...start to cook...as wife material wey she be. Some go even commot pant join.

Chai! Thunder will fall on all of una o...endtime guys
Babe sorry you hear.

whitebeard:
Virtually almost every guy loves natural..

Kingstone32:
Bread and white rice and stew. That combination is the bomb! Greatest auchi