₦airaland Forum

Blackett:
Only poor people would think of giving their atm card to a fellow poor girl so that she'll be impressed by what she sees. . . So look in the fvcking mirror.

Stop wasting your time here, get a life. Do scam. Am already made...bitch

Blackett:
You're the quantum mumu.

Nothings else works for you. No game, no swag. You're so ugly the only way to get girls is to give them atm to go withdraw money. Foool.

How you thought you were smart beggars belief. Anu mpama.

I don't know you, but you sound really poor. Laughing my ass off.

[qfuote author=Blackett post=31487860]Arrant nonsense. [/quote]Better mumu

justmag:
These fools on nairaland! You are just helping someone consider bank robbery

you sound like the fool here, no disrespect!!!

Hey Hommies, I have found a fast way to get to Lay Nigerian girls.

very simple steps, Agree on a date, pick them up, pretend you are out of cash and insist you wanna use an ATM.

Give her your card, expose your pin then tell her to make a lump withdrawal like 50k, 100 thereabout!

11 out of 10 naija babes, would want to see your account balance.

As usual my account balance is always fat, I mean FAT. so make sure yours is too..

Most times they go wan use style and sweet word kill me, as in say me na mugu. lol

In the morning, I drop you off, stop by a popular eatery, buy you jollof rice and chicken. and then make promises of seeing you later that evening.

once i match my accelerator, I swear, you are on your won<<<<<<<

please make sure you safeguard your ATM card wella. i usually hide mine inside my bag of rice.

Hey folks,

I met this pretty girl on a social network, within seconds we connected, and she happened to be close to my location.

We quickly agreed to meet, we went to club that night. We were drunk, so we quickly made out that night in a hotel room.

Since then I can't get this pretty girl out of my mind.

Is it normal or is something wrong with me.

Please I need to stop seeing this girl before she sends my marriage to ruins.

Kennywills7:
That boy is going through hell and surely needs help but u must b careful when rendering dat help, u hv to see d mother and inform him of ur intention to accommodate d boy but be careful and avoid any confrontation with d step dad

Am not thinking about that. Maybe I can help find him a cheaper apartment. Honestly the situation is fluid and I am being careful here.

Hey folks,

I have a fluid situation to handle.
An unemployed boy who lives around the street,approached me last month in need of a job.

He was lucky cos at that time, I needed a cleaner, so I recruited him .

from that day onwards, it has been from one problem to the other. The boy constant comes late with and complains that the step father gave him clothes to wash. Or intentionally wants to delay him. The man even accused me of having an affair with the mum. (Holy jesus)

The boy came to work this morning, that the step father warned him never to return to his house again.

Honestly, I don't want to get in between a family feud, to be able to save the boy.

I just saw the bot roaming the streets this evening, and I am so worried and on the other hand afraid to take him into my house.

He is really going through a lot in his young life.

I really need mature minds to advise please..

Since, my wife finally decided to proceed with divorce. Life has become unbearable.
I wouldn't like to continue living in the past, Her mind is so made up. it amazes me how a woman who was so into me, could become heartless to the same man she claime she loved. so i have to accept her decision with both hands.

I have been depressed, not concentrating at work, to be fair, its not easy with me .I have been seeing a new woman each night since she left, in my quest to find consolation. I need help. What can i do to get over the decision that my wife has left for real.

I know of the hazards, but i tend to think a lot, when am alone.

My wife has this annoying attitude of filling the house with people any time I come back from work.though we live in a 3 bed room apartment, I still Honestly,i
find it very annoying. Some of her friends can visit and stay as late as 11pm. How normal is this. I have told her severally that sometimes, there should be moderation to things she does.

I am not comfortable with that! And I ask if it's normal.

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AriDsexy:
Ok boss.

We share same belief. Don let anyone erode you of your self worth period. I am hopeful good news is in sight and I will update you better.

Add me on wassap. Using the first number.

stankion:
I need a clean pix of d front of d car and mileage pls. Tanx.

For purists, 600k for this car is a pure steal.

6 loader sound system, freezing Ac, brand new tires. And so many more enticing features.

Reasons for sale: travelling for my phd in next 10 days, so car is surplus to my demand, it MUST go to a lucky dude.

Price:600k, non negotiable.

Location: Calabar

To say it is very wrong for anyone to resign especially when you are not in that person's shoes may be too extreme.

I personally believe that I rather not work for any organization than work for a double standard Window dressing organization. The mentality that we must work and do things against what is ethical and professional is the major reason the average employee worth in Nigeria is very low.

So we believe we must sleep with bosses,lie, cook books, et al for fear of been unemployed , and the reality that a million other people will be willing to do such in our stead.

This is the reason why we have the leaders we have today in Nigeria, our leaders are simply a mirror image of we th citizens.[/quote]Well said, I have been through a lot, coping with ethnicity is different with coping with outright hatred. It was too much, the pressure was immense, my self worth was completely eroded.

I was here early this week to say how my wife left me over an sms she saw.

Today her lawyer contacted me and stated that she has finally filed for divorce. I am devastated at how unforgiving she became, and how matters escalated badly.

I have attached a screen shot so you guys can judge.

I want to believe she acted this way cos of an aggression she has long being nursing.

Kindly Advise on any possible remedy.

Sorry, I had to take down the screen hot, cos of her mobile number. See the conversation below.

Me::I hope and pray that when she finally goes, you won't be far gone from me. Am sorry baby. It's beyond me.

Her: I don't want it to look as if, am an intruder... But I hope u av concience charles an ur 5n as well.

Her: Charles u knw wat, u are odviously hurting me... Am sick an tire of all this ur atitude... If u knw u can't c me, stop posting me around.. Am really tire. despite all this , yet i still keep my self for u. I think am not ok... Cos if I am, I shouldn't be doing all dis... Thinking abt de way am being treated, it hurts too much...

For people like charles009, When i got hired in 2012 with a starter salary of N162,000 as a supevisor in a certain multi national company. Life to me became an instant bed of roses. Since then i had risen so fast and experienced some good fortunes, that I became a branch head in under one year.
When my boss retired, 1year ago, things have started going south, scathing attacks on me by the ogas who all belong to an identical ethnic group.(I am from a different ethnicity). Though i have decided not to use ethnicity as an excuse. Life became almost becoming unbearable for me. With each passing second, i feel my self worth is eroded. .

I have been advised on how to cope with the pressure, trust me, hatred is an evil that plagues all conscience.

I finally resigned from the job yesterday, and this morning I woke up with this renewed feeling that old things are passed away. I have started sourcing for another job and believe Mathew 7:1. if you ask your father for bread for bread, will he give you stone?

For all of you out there, suffering the same self eroding fate, I say to you, be encouraged, dont let your face drop, believe in you abilities, When people call u incompetent, let that fire roaring within you be the response. Heaven has a plan for you. Set yourself free. Be brave!!

To my bosses, Be free from HATE!!! I love you all, and i thank you all for daring me to do greater things.

guy carry this danfo, go throway. 1.5million. To be realistic no sane person will ever pay 700k for this garbage of a car. greedy fellow!! you wan make all profit at once...

Hey guys,

I got married to my wife last December, we have been living happily. But last night, events took a bitter twist. She woke me up 2.09am today and started raining abuses on me. Be for I could talk, she smashed my phone on the floor.

The question is why is she angry? She read an exchange of sms between me and a certain girl. I stead of her asking questions, she went extreme.

I don't visit her phones and I expect her to do the same. Am still asking how she managed to get the password.

Though she has left the house this morning with some of her baggage, I am determined that I am never going to allow her enter my house again.

Now I ask?? Is it right for her to breach my privacy and get into my phone?

You never sell this jalopy.after 4 months..

Its indeed a huge pity that ethnic sectionalism has blurred and punctured the beliefs we all are supposed to share as Nigerians.

You must remember this, there is nothing like a Northern, Southern or Eastern Nigeria. We fight and die pledging allegiance to the green and white stripes. We fight and die for the Federal Republic of Nigeria,
If you believe that NIgeria has a place for you too, Then vote wisely.
Purge yourself of hatred of any tribe. May God bless Nigeria

ANSWER AND WIN.
1. Examine and name the photograph,
2. Answer the question.
3. Give reasons for your answer
4. Mention the wrong influences this party passes to our children

Hey guys, I hope you guys find this very useful......Pray you dont get caught..

In the wave of hatred of religions, I have decided to write a poem celebrating the Muslim woman (muslimah)

Hint: I am a christian man.

The cloak enveloped her beauty, on a day made sunny by her complexion.
A radiant kind of energy or perhaps synergy of mood and disposition.
She possessed me.
Then she caught my glance.
I don't know why I was afraid to say, that it was Her essence that gave Her such a presence.
That sparked up such a desire, not of flesh but of spirit
Longing for love, she reminded me of HE that blew life into her.
I tried to avoid her eyes, but those eyes pierced the walls of my souls
Oh my!!! is that the universe, I see in the eyes of her soul.
She reminded me of love, it was the way she talked and walked even though her lips never parted.
In her purity, I so wanted to kneel, prostrate to her God that stated, created, paradise was at Her feet.
I was captive to Her beauty, I didn't mean she was pretty.
She challenged my very existence,and my ego ran for cover.
my soul quaked or perhaps it ached.
Language is an inadequate conveyor, she never said a word, yet her existence spoke volumes.
the moment demanded a reply, I was burning to ask a question.
Struggling,mumbling, fumbling and in this tos and from
She must have heard the word from my soul.
and with the smile of a whisper.
she said to me simply
"Am just a muslimah"

Juicypunny:
I NEED A NICE FÙCK FROM A GUY WITH BIG BLACK DICK AND WELL CHISELLED ABS OR FLAT TUMMY.

PM ME, LETS ARRANGE.

you sound deranged...

I was at work today, when i was told someone needed to see me..

They directed her to my office,and when i saw her, I was wow..She had all the features mesmerizing enough to kill a man. Immediately, I gave her a first class service and had her issues completely resolved.

When I wanted to give her my contact, My M.D spoilt the show, by summoning me. Arghhhhhhhhh

I felt, I had lost the freebie, not until I looked through the curtain blinds and realized she was still waiting for a Taxi. Hurray,
As a sharp man, I rushed downstairs, entered my car and dashed out.

When i stopped to give her a lift, She questioned if i was going her direction, and I told her i was gonna drop her off anywhere she wanted.

From there we stopped at an eatery and had lunch, and when I finally reached her destination, she leaned over and gave me a hug. *almost text book esque* and slowly said, You are such a sweet man. I quickly waved my card just like an ultimate opportunist and she gladly collected.

When she was about to close the door, I heard her shouting, Ooooh its torn, O my God its torn. Jesussssss its torn. Panicking i turned and realized my door had ripped off her leggins, while attempting to drive off. I felt so sorry for the young lady.

I immediately, zipped open my wallet, Brought out 10k, and gave it to her. and quietly whispered get another one please.

Am very anxious am having dinner with her this weekend., But wait.....I have to pray and hope she calls...sighs.....

laudate:
How much is it? Also, please post the VIN number here.

sharrap u fit buy the wheels of that car..

2m ke, e go remain there tire

yungchap:
Waiting for you

amazing, it was well coined. If written by you, trust me u are destined for greater things..

Hey Folks,

I am opporttuned to be dating one of the finest faces of our time.
Elegant, humble, decent, God fearing, mesmerizing looks, the type that can kill a man!! thank heavens am still alive. you can go on and on and on.

But lately, Things have been going on south for us.
I am beginning to loose the feelings that normally keeps me awake all night, staring at her almost unusual beauty.
I feel i have lost the feelings, and we are just months from getting married.

Dont get me wrong, I love her as my best friend, but nolonger the woman i think am gonna live my life with.

Should i discuss this with her? am terribly confused..

Am I the problem? folks please talk.

Thanks

Hey Nairalanders,

I have a fiancee, and things have been moving on really fine.

But Lately She is becoming over possessive and i am becoming increasing afraid.

She quarrels over little things whenever she visits, ranging from why is the house so neat, why are all your clothes washed, who cooked your food, why are the perfumes smelling differently. and i have tried to disabuse her minds yet she keeps repeating all those crazy acts.

Now, hear this, Last night She almost got me terribly upset. She came to me and raised my armpits to check if i have shaved, Seconds later, she came again and dragged my trousers down to see if i also shaved my pubic hairs. when she noticed it wasn;t freshly shaved, She asked me who owns the shaving stick in the toilet.

Nairalanders how do i resolve this. This is no joke...

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

stop derailing my thread, u guys

2goodbobo:
You can't even write a fake story. Is very easy to decode that this your post is nothing but big fat lie. It doesn't add up.

rozzay:
Thank u dear.