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PoliticsRe: Photos Of People Running Away From Home Over Boko Haram Attack by charles009(m): 12:58pm On Jul 05, 2015
This is what we expected, Exactly my prediction.
Few months after Buhari is sworn in as president. The attacks are gonna massively intensify, reason-the disabuse the mind of Nigerians that's he is not the assumed mastermind.

One year on Boko Haram is completely annihilated.

Very simple power play codes
RomanceHow I Aborted My First Date With A New Freebie. Funny!! by charles009(op): 7:00pm On Jul 03, 2015
Hey Folks,

I met this pretty girl in the morning as I was on my way to walk. I stopped her and gave her the gaze of a big boy around town. She immediately hopped into my car and we had a brief discussion.

I dropped her off and gave her my card to call.
I didn't have to worry about her calling, She was so excited . I guess my 2014 state of the Art Acura ZDX was giving her an orgasm. Hey guys am not boasting here.

Barely 20mins after dropping her off, she called and we agreed on a date at 6pm.

I left work early to get into an outfit that was chilling. My polo fit was simply out of the top draw, a combo of my tom Ford and Ralph Lauren cologne can make any woman fall in love.

Some few hours back, I drove to her place picked her up and within seconds her eyes were all filled with love.


I realised I was low on Benjamin, so i had to pull over to use the ATM, I handed over my card to her and told her my pin is 1994. ( now she was crazy, cos that's her birth year) don't ask me how! Told her to draw a 50grand.

When she returned to the Car, I noticed she kept the money in her purse and handed over only the ATM card to me. I was still trying to figure out the plan, I did not ask for my money, I pulled over and asked her to get me water that I was so thirsty. She bought the water and still didn't give me the money.

Then I angrily turned and started driving to her house, she knew something was wrong, the moment I got to her house, I asked her to please give me my money. She wanted to explain, it was just too late. I told her to leave my car and I wasn't just ready to listen to pleas.

And for the gold digger chicks, please don't exhibit your desperation, the future plans might just be so great.

She has given me more than 100 calls, it's a pity she screwed it.



Cheers and join me as I chill.TGIF
RomanceIts Court Marriage Or Forget It. My Fiancee Tells Me! by charles009(op): 4:18pm On Jun 22, 2015
we are intensifying efforts to conclude plans for marriage, Suddenly my fiancee starts making some funny comments.

She said that she insists on court marriage or I should forget marrying her.

I am puzzled by this demand and I demand nairalanders take on this.

Thanks-
PoliticsRe: Attorney Gen. Of The Fed’s First Assignment Is To Probe AI's Report – Buhari by charles009(m): 10:19am On Jun 13, 2015
ochejoseph:
Wrong Approach!

It would have been better if the Attorney General is saddled with local responsibilities

Like How to decongest prisions by evolving innovative solutions that ensures that trial criminal or civil are concluded within a 90 day window with 30 days at most under a judge at any level

That way the hundreds of thousands of awaiting trail suspects will know their fate,

I also sincerely believe that the level of criminality and lawlessness increased as a result of the lackadaisical manner in which trails are handled in Nigeria.

A situation where the chief luncher in a chief Judges Book lunch is an "accused" or a "respondent" in a case being handled by the chief Judge need much to be desired.

Where was Amnesty when American Generals engaged in water Boarding in Abu guraibs Prison, where was Amnesty when Shekau was Nominated By Time Magazine for award.

Our soldiers and their families have made a lot of sacrifices and continue to do so under difficult circumstances and we are grateful to them, they do not need such distraction at this critical period.

Directing the Minister to go on shadow chasing Trip to Sambisa when our Justice system and national legal framework are begging for attention shows that those advising the President are doing this nation a great disservice!

you have spoken so well- Its a clear case of misplaced priorites- I wish he gauges public opinion on matters before proceeding on final charge
CultureRe: . by charles009(m): 2:21pm On Jun 11, 2015
i cant help but hate any yoruba person i cross paths with- There is no good yoruba man and infact i can NUke them all if i have the powers.

@ OP its sins of the father, Bear it
CrimeRe: I Was Given Only N50k From The Operation Says Lekki Robbery Suspect by charles009(m): 6:13am On May 14, 2015
I just feel this is not right.
The NPF in a desperate attempt to salvage their lost pride can round up people and allege them to what they are not.
I still don't belive these are the real culprits of the may 12.

They certainly have more balls than this
FoodRe: How To Prepare A Nutritious Garri Soaked In Water by charles009(m): 7:41am On May 07, 2015
You guys are all crazy- why picking on the op's skin colour. I feel it's just that stupid for this jobless nairalanders
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Introduce Yourself At A Job Interview by charles009(m): 5:44pm On May 03, 2015
My first interview on January 12, 2012. I was hired because of how i answered this same question. (I already knew they were christians)

My name is Charles
Am the first son, in a family of 5.
three brothers and 1 sister.
I am a christian and my favourite verse in the bible is James 1 vs 5
If you lack wisdom, ask of God.


This did the magic for me, I answered a few other routine questions and was offered a handshake!
(dont know if this would go down well with a muslim though)
CrimeRe: Coffins Bearing The Dead Bodies Of Indonesian Drug Convicts Get Buried (photos) by charles009(m): 3:06pm On Apr 29, 2015
Billyonaire:
Without a demand, there will be no supply. Something is systemically wrong with the value system of Indonesians and the government is misplacing their priorities in this regard. A saner and civilized government is supposed to conduct sensitization on why the citizens should stop using drugs and when the demand dies off then same will happen to supply chain.

Indonesian government has onced again displayed their bestial nature by believing that killing of humans by humans as a punishment for trading on drugs they call illegal by their terms of description is right. But what is right in this context is against natural justice which provides for restitution of converted persons. These persons showed remorse and were 100% repented after so many years of incaceration. Nature's justice will spare less Indonesians when the earthquakes and tsunami and volcano visits them. It happened before, it will happen again.

And for Nigerians who take Bola Tinubu and Kashamu as role models, you better have a re-think. Human justice system takes life that they can not create, they place value on laws but not on humanity that the laws sort to protect. Of what use is a life of an indonesian outside the context of humanity.
You have spoken well. Had to lol on the tsunami part though. Grotesque, inhuman can't find enough words to explain this behaviour. Cruel indeed. We ask God to forgive and accept them into his Kingdom. Amen
RomanceI Had Unsafe Sex With 72 Women,yet I Tested HIV Negative--learn From My Mistake by charles009(op): 12:36pm On Apr 24, 2015
Hey Folks,

Dont be shocked, dont call me names, dont quote me, just read and learn.

I was one of those guys that really lived a messed up life, fucking anything under skirt without condom- this list excludes prostitutes and runs girls.

Through out my university days, I got involved in so many unsafe sex practices.
I thought i already had the HIv virus, So i continued sleeping around not caring-besides man must die by something.(call me wicked)

Last October I fell very ill, and i was taken to the hospital after diagnosis. I tested negative, but i was still unsure of myself.

i have this babe I met, I loved her, she was everything to me. So i told her we have to go for another HIV test, to be doubly sure we were safe.

After the test, We were in shock, as people were reeling out with HIV positive result. Finally it was our turn-

The doctor called us in and said the blood test for hepatis, and all viral diseases came out non-reactive.

I must confess it was the happiest day of my life, Please folks for the sake of people we love. we must stay safe and always use a condom.

You may not be as lucky as i am!
PoliticsRe: APC Zones Senate Presidency To N'central, Speaker To N'east by charles009(m): 7:42am On Apr 18, 2015
A lot of us have been shouting xenophobia in SA. What happens to the tribalism in Nigeria. We make 1 step ahead and 20 steps backwards. I just can't help but dislike a yoruba man. Please forgive me my indiscretion - Nigeria is a country ambushed on two fronts. To all ibos who hear me. I say do not despair, what is taking from the people will return to the people someday. Mathew 17: the power of God is within men, not in 1 man, or a tribe, but in you and in me. We have to start to ask those questions, demand those answers. And if we get it right, this is where our children will live. GOD BLESS THE IBOS-

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PoliticsRe: APC Zones Senate Presidency To N'central, Speaker To N'east by charles009(m): 7:42am On Apr 18, 2015
[quote author=Billyonaire post=32843020]I expected that the APC government will allow competence to overide nepotism. But now, it is clear that this government is NOT going to be different from the PDP government except worse than PDP. The Niger-Delta/Biafra Geopolitical zone has been totally marginalized in this 'unconstitutional' sharing of positions. We are NOT worried, we will continue to supply Nigeria with Crude Oil/Gas. But note that when the boys return to the creeks, your jet fighters will only add more harms to the pipelines. This will be worse than Boko Haram. This is NOT a threat, this is just the reality of what happens when a people are pushed to the wall. Do not take my word for it.

But what bothers me as a person, is why majority voted for Change, yet most of the positions go to career politicians formally from the PDP. Looking at the appointment, former PDP members get about 60% of the positions, yet we call this CHANGE ? I think Nigerians are being short-changed.

I do not envy the North. Power has been their birth-right, yet they are the poorest and most uneducated human species in Nigeria, their kids are manning gates for Igbos in Lagos and selling fruits buy the gutters. In a country that power is shared based on zones and tribe and NOT competence, there is little hope of a better tomorrow from this Government.

I pity those who expected Change from a group of Bandits. As for me, we are back to the dark ages.


1 million likes- A lot of us have been shouting xenophobia in SA. What happens to the tribalism in Nigeria. We make 1 step ahead and 20 steps backwards. I just can't help but dislike a yoruba man. Please forgive me my indiscretion - Nigeria is a country ambushed on two fronts. To all ibos who hear me. I say do not despair, what is taking from the people will return to the people someday. Mathew 17: the power of God is within men, not in 1 man, or a tribe, but in you and in me. We have to start to ask those questions, demand those answers. And if we get it right, this is where our children will live. GOD BLESS THE IBOS-
CareerRe: How Will You Treat Your Current Boss If You Become His Superior In Future by charles009(m): 3:45pm On Apr 17, 2015
Looking at the responses elicited from this almost harmless question, makes me want to belive there is still a lot of work that needs to be done. A staggering number of nairalanders including myself have one or two issues with our bosses.


My boss is a plain tribalist. Refuses to approve of the talent inherent in me, rather he calls me incompetent.

I have started interviewing for other jobs and I believe the future is bright. ..

So unfortunate how many of us carry around an eroded self worth because we want to stay employed.

It is well
CrimeRe: Orekoya's Update: Nanny Demands N15M For Kidnapped Children by charles009(m): 7:44am On Apr 10, 2015
Ymodulus:
[size=15pt]OLX ?!!!!![/size]
Nothing good comes out from that site anymore. Why would they even seek for an house help on OLX,that's not good enough.



Come to think of it. She might possibly not be the one contacting the family. Since the information is on public domain, anybody that knows the parents phone no could attempt to 419 them.
Best opinion here so far. You are a smart dude, and I suspect you seriously..
PoliticsRe: Alleged Anti-Igbo Comment: What Oba Akiolu Really Said — Palace by charles009(m): 4:41pm On Apr 06, 2015
REALODUA:
we know people like you, abuse Yoruba on the forum while you make all your living on its land, that lagoon will judge you. As oba said so shall it be. Vote pdp and die in lagoon.
Like I said the Oba is a fool- a big one...oya go fall enter lagoon..
PoliticsRe: Alleged Anti-Igbo Comment: What Oba Akiolu Really Said — Palace by charles009(m): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2015
The oba is a pure drunk maybe I should use the ancient antiquated meaning 'drunkard' . The yoruba tribe needs to be nuked. That tribe is full of fools. I would have done that, if I have the power...
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Always Climbs On Me, Infact She Lives On My Body, Drives Me Nuts!! by charles009(op): 2:17pm On Apr 06, 2015
SpeedyConnect:
Charles nneji
Abeg no disclose my real identity. We tin dey worry you..
RomanceMy Fiancee Always Climbs On Me, Infact She Lives On My Body, Drives Me Nuts!! by charles009(op): 8:47am On Apr 06, 2015
Hey folks,

I have a preety fiancee, I love her to bits and we are all set to enjoy our lives together. but she is too worrisome.

Can you believe a girl of 24 literally lives on me. Once am back from work. i am being attacked with kisses, jumping, crawling all over me like if she is 3.
i cant focus to do anything, Baby kiss me, Do you know I love you, Baby i missed you,Baby let me remove something from your teeth. jisos

At night we sleep scissors style, with her legs caging mine. The moment i decide to use the toilet, she screams baby where are you going to? hia abi this girl no dey sleep.

If i stay 5 mins, then she must come into the toilet to stay with me.

Na love be this abi na wetin?
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Gombe Motor Park (updated) by charles009(m): 12:37pm On Apr 03, 2015
bishopjoe02:
rubbish. . stage!!!!!!!
let me give you the 411 on what will happen after May 29. Some days to handing over boko haram wil strike. immediately after handing over Bokoharam wil pick up. bomb blast, kidnapping etc. ...
Buhari wil address the nation, Reaffirming his promise that boko haram wil end within three months in his administration. He will move from barrack to barrack , gingering the soldier moral, he will also promise the soldiers that he wil go to the battle field.
Then soldiers wil match out for total outslaught on Bokoharam, the campaign will be lead by GMB. within few weeks Bokoharam will surrender. and they will be granted amnesty.



I pray God expose this power hungry mofo.
My brother, you are so correct...boko Haram will strike and then shortly they will be subdued. We are watching together
CrimeRe: Suspect Who Partook In Ondo Bank Robbery ─ Police by charles009(m): 8:43am On Apr 02, 2015
cr7lomo:
Those sayin good work by police dint read thru ,, we know d way police hang issues on innocent Nigerians . That guy might be innocent
my brother you are so correct, There was a murder case some years back where i live, The police came and arrested lots of people. I asked a question about that lately just to be told, some of the people arrested are still in prison. There is pressure on the police, certainly a fall guy can be anyone this time...
RomanceShe Bacame Angry Because I Refused To Pick Her Friend. by charles009(op): 10:17am On Mar 29, 2015
Now, how ridiculous does this sound.

After dressing for church, my fiancee just informed me that i should please go and pick up her friend from her house, so we can go to church together. I told her i wasn't gonna do that. So i dropped her off and she used a taxi to go and get her friend.

I am forcing myself not to get angry about this.
CareerRe: Getting Married Next Month, But JOB Is Unstable. Advise!! by charles009(op): 11:56am On Mar 20, 2015
chiane:
When u are just one person,GOd provides for one.When u become two,God provides for two.
I must admit, seeing your response gave me a sense of renewed hope. indeed when you become 2, God provides for 2.
CareerGetting Married Next Month, But JOB Is Unstable. Advise!! by charles009(op): 10:24am On Mar 20, 2015
hey folks, I work in a leading bank in Nigeria.
But due to the Austerity and bad economy, We are getting underground news that there would be a massive downsizing programme.

i am to get married to my lovely wife April, but I am planning to cancel it.
Reason: so i can have some money and start life just incase!
hoping for the best, expect the worst.

Is this a wise decision?
FashionRe: What Male Cologne Would You Advice I Buy!! by charles009(op): 10:46am On Mar 18, 2015
Dyt:
Something abt Hugo boss orange
I love it
Thanks whats the price, am already googling it.
FashionWhat Male Cologne Would You Advice I Buy!! by charles009(op): 10:42am On Mar 18, 2015
Hey folks, I have tried out a couple of some designer Male cologne. I spend a lot of bucks, yet i don't get the result and enchantment needed. I am not a fan of aggressive perfumes though, I need something classy and cool. Throw in your suggestions and possibly a price.

Cheers!!
PoliticsRe: GEJ And Wife, Patience, Planning To Assassinate Me-Rev. Fr. Mbaka by charles009(m): 5:48pm On Mar 16, 2015
Shame on him..I wonder why the romantic church is delaying to strip this man of the priesthood so he can become a full time politician. Useless man
CrimeRe: Video: Robbery In Lekki Phase 1 Estate Lagos by charles009(m): 2:15pm On Mar 13, 2015
coogar:
like i have told you, these guys aren't cult boys. if they happen to be mercenaries, they would stroll to the machine gun, examine the wound suffered by the dead robber, assess the direction of the bullet and aim in the general direction.

my $5 says they would get lucky after the 50th catridge has been dispensed. grin
You guys bemuse me.
I worked in Libya with red cross during the uprising. Often times we go to remove the dead and wounded. Even with bolded red crosses on our head.
You can sense the fear when one shot is fired and the American marines guarding the team starts running helter shelter screaming *sniper shot fired*

I was awed so I had to enquire more and I engaged a colonel who told me about the use of a sniper. Though he kept some certain aspects of their training classified.

There is little to know about the trajectory of the weapon that was fired . In three quick succession shots, those robbers would have no time to survive.

Trust me, a sniper is that deadly . That's why not everyone is qualified to be one. It's the riskiest job too.
Once you give away your location, you are dead meat
CrimeRe: Video: Robbery In Lekki Phase 1 Estate Lagos by charles009(m): 1:57pm On Mar 13, 2015
coogar:
do you really think the robbers would care about finding their target. everyone else apart from the members of the gang would become the primary targets.

why do you think police negotiate with robbers in saner climes? it's to prevent the number of casualties. these robbers are often high on drugs before commencing an operation like this. they are tense & on the edge - they need the slightest excuse to pull that trigger.

don't try it.....
i am 100% sure the law would hold the sniper fully responsible if things go horribly wrong whereby the robbers start shooting at innocent people. it's a very delicate situation. you just cannot shoot at robbers holding a mass killing machine gun.
Please don't argue much, you need knowledge.
From experience a sniper is often tagged*the enemy's worst nightmare*

A trained sniper can slow down an infantry from advancement.

One trained sniper; would upset the robbery. He has the vantage point and a weapon that can kill anywhere it touches the body .

In hostage situations, snipers are engaged before negotiation. Once they get a visual they take you out.

Please stop the argument.
RomanceI Helped Her Evade Rape, She Paid Me Back By Stealing. by charles009(op): 9:18am On Mar 12, 2015
Hey folks,

I was in uyo yesterday for an event, So we chilled in a popular hotel.

At about 2am, I started hearing loud shout on the next room. The noise lingered to a point that we were beginning to ask questions, if the hotel and clients were aware of the noise.

Suddenly, I heard a loud bang on my door, I opened and a dark skinned tall lady ran in and was screaming they are raping my friend" please help.

So I stepped into the next room and saw two men striping a girl to her panties. I talked to them mildly to stop, the other man screamed back, I have been spending my money on this pig, today is pay day. He oozed of alcohol.

After a little plea, he stopped dragging and the lady ran half nude into my room. She thanked me and told me that they were students of unical, and that she needed money for her birthday. That's why she got involved in this act.

I allowed them to stay since it was just 2 hours till morning. Though I was conscious. At about 6 am my boss summoned me, I hurriedly rushed to his room.

I spent less than 10 mins, believe this, before I returned. These girls had made way with my iPhone, wallet, my gold necklace. I felt really horrible. And to be fair my heart grew heavy with regrets.

My help has now turned to be a curse on me,
I leave them with their conscience, that is they have any.

Be careful folks, be careful.
RomanceDon't Watch This Clip, Or Risk Embarrassing Yourself With Laughter. by charles009(op): 1:41pm On Mar 11, 2015
Hey folks,

This is the funniest interview ever made.

It will surely make your day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSFWgKl-O-A

lol
RomanceRe: Iresistible Trick To Get Any Nigerian Babe.....try It. by charles009(op): 7:17pm On Mar 10, 2015
mylora:
Ya'll should cut the op some slack. Can't anyone of you see the joke in his post? I mean, who hides ATM card in a bag of rice?
Thank you lora, it was indeed a joke.

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