₦airaland Forum

You left Mobil because you almost set the roof on fire with too much of smoking mariWeeda.

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She kept her Virginia

alizma:
We are just try to go with the lesser evil right?

A lesser evil of what exactly?

Get your PVC or cry for another 8 years

Naijabad:
5 states stand down for him every Monday, yet he is a nobody.

All government offices including schools close down for him on Mondays and every day of appearance in court, yet he is a nobody,

Saturday has been made official day in South east by him, yet he is a nobody,

Just come to Onitsha immediately after the Bridge head and shout 'Kanu is a nobody' and see whether you will stand in one piece in 30 second before the full glare of soldiers, yet he is a nobody.

We need to start thinking for ourselves. If that guy is let loose at this moment, it's going to be worse.

Oyinlomobambam:
Where is that person?

Remember they don't go to people House to pick them

So what's your suggestion?

FTC

2023

Lalasticlala

Sniff sniff.

Imagine pressing the breast of thousands of market women across the 36 states of Nigeria.


Nice

Emitrix42:
OUK I know!

The man has virtually close allies everywhere in the country, he has helped and is still helping men despite the barriers in place. Dude even helped out Tinubu, no wonder Tinubu visited him at the earliest to tell him of his Presidential ambition. In 2023, Men will repay him for all he has done for them, and Nigeria will be grateful for the OUK choice.

OUK 2023!

This guy had always wanted to be president when he was young. Even Rochas too.

But now they're old I don't know if their wish can come true.

I liked him when he was young and handsome.
Even Rochas was very handsome back then too.

Candid advice

You don't hide it, you launder it....

Imagine this, washing the money and making it clean and putting it back into the bank so EFCC can't track it.

The money becomes clean. They won't realize you did something wrong.

You'll need to grease the palms of some people. In fact you need to know people and take advantage of some laws.

These reminds me of one woman searching for a child and she can do anything just to get it.

Oyinlomobambam:
If we're asking for Osinbajo in 20203, I think it's safe to say this government of APC is not doing bad in the first place?

Are you serious

APC

While running campaign for president Buhari.

The vice president embarked on trader Moni.
This was sharing money to market women in all the 36 state as a way of empowering them for the election.

But little did you know that there was more to that sharing of money than the eye can see.

Looking at the pictures & videos from all the 36 states that I have I saw abreast pressing campaign in other to convince these old women to vote for Buhari.

These man was pressing breast in all 36 states of the federation including Abuja.

Rumour has it that we going to have another market women breast pressing campaign come 2023 in other to cement his way to becoming president. It's no longer going to be trader Moni

He just launched it calling it Covid fund

https://www.nairaland.com/6948995/osinbajo-launches-750m-covid-19-recovery

Such a beautiful way to becoming president unlike the Tinubu's puff puff pass presidential campaign.

Imagine pressing the breast of thousands of women across the 36 states of Nigeria including the FCT....

Osibanjo will do well to share his 10,000 naira by not doing press press.

Because the pressure is on for 2023.
These are just my permutations for 2023 and should not be taken by Osibanjo as campaign advice.

Long live
Long live the federal republic of Nigeria.
Pressing breast to president.

Reason well brother

heniford2:
in east we stood as one never leave your brother can yoruba just do sit at home or hausa do this decided to stop trade no transportation no market for one of his own that's love that's unity in one we stand MNK our brother we stand with you

She be Fulani not yoruba.

Another breast pressing, money sharing presidential campaign project if you know you know.

Sniff sniff.

umuerri1:
I’ve had stomach cramps for a year now off and l. Accompanied with typhoid
Now I have severe weight loss, constant pooping, and intermittent appetite.

Went to the hospital this morning and did a Stool test and they found Giardiasis
Could it be responsible for my weight loss?? I’m so scared also doctor told me my blood level is 30% also I have typhoid
Could that be responsible for the blood level?

Why did you not ask the doctor all these questions?

The same way Muhammed (PUBGQ) did juju on me to make me abandon my job 5 times a day to go and pray until I was sacked from work.

Prayer over job anytime.

Do material

The 80 year old upcoming artist needs to hear this.
(Sniff sniff)

How many sniffs does it take to become the president of the Federal republic of Nigeria?

I wish i knew.

latexxbro:
Seeing people writing long epistle to market Tinubu to Nigerians is shockingly disappointing and irritating

Someone who worked to bring Buhari's regime into power and wanting to take over from him just not because he wants to make Nigeria better but because it was his dream to be president

Nigerians tends to be too forgetful of events or maybe we love to suffer

Where is the credility?

Where are the qualities?

Where is the passion to lead?

The worst is that graduates will prefer to vote someone who's academic qualifications are contestible is mind-boggling and ludicrous

Perhaps we are not tired of someone telling us that farming is better than going to school on national TV or that cow business is more lucrative than crude oil

You should have added.

Where are the cows!

BU...Hari
Tinu......BU

blamingthedevil:
Bola Tinubu may not need to spend much on publicity.

The publicity is being carried out by opposition. This week alone I can count up to 100 converts . Nairaland should send Bill to BAT Campaign(vice-versa), because out of five threads that make it to front page, Bola Tinubu's name must appear in two.

You've been commenting the same thing for over three days now.
It's like you are a bot or you lack reasoning capacity

Hope