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Topping the list should be Ben Ayade...

Spaghetti round about
Super highway.
Deep seaport
Cala chika with no chicken.
Rice farm with no rice.


For those of you calling Ortom, I don't see benue as a state, I see benue as a big farm, benue and taraba so I don't expect much from those two states... Anyone who expect development in a farm needs his head checked, for those of you that have never been to benue.

Next worst governor is Osun state governor, I feel I should not blame him due to aregbe-rascals incompetence, but if I was him I would borrow more at least to put his name on paper.

Fp worthy.

Thank God say this tunde guy show him face well well to show how the thing pain am reach.
To show say no be ipob write am.
Read the full version here.

https://www.nairaland.com/6968668/osibanjo-new-afonja-block

While everyone is shouting about Tinubu betraying his own people by supporting Buhari during a time of crises.
There is someone else that no one is talking about. That person is Osibanjo, the vice president of Nigeria.

Osibanjo is at the verge of betraying his master, Tinubu.
Last week or two when Peter obi published his CV for all to see. Osibanjo with his Napoleon complex who has a history of always comparing himself to things taller than him decided to publish his also, even though his CV fell "short" of expectations just like his height.

This was the biggest sign to show that Osibanjo is in the race for presidency.
As we can recall, the agreement in APC is that after Buhari's rule then he will hand over to Bola Tinubu (thanks to saraki)

But it seems, Buhari is no longer buying the agreement and the masquerade is now dancing in the market square.

Osibanjo will do well not to disappoint his master Tinubu, the man who brought him into limelight.

History is about to repeat itself on the jagaban but there's a quiet history about to be made by Osibanjo.

The man who betrayed his master and lost woefully.
And on March 2023, the breast pressing tradermoni giving vice president will have to face afenifere to explain how he Lost but gained some xxxy satisfaction.

And when he attends that meeting and shakes hands with the afenifere leaders, they will be aroused by how soft his hands are but they won't know it's because of the thousands of market women breast that he had pressed, women from the 36 states across the nation.

Tinubu is the rightful heir to the presidential seat. And can't be stopped by anyone.

DMerciful:
Very foolish question

Commenting on this topic shows

Lalasticlala

drimzsmoke:
Mature women with money and stable husband do cry in pregnancy...please,help me to tell you sister that she will cry a lot,as in,A LOT.She has no money,no good support system and she wants to carry pregnancy.I gave 1 young girl (21yrs that year too) this same advice in my class,she got pregnant and I begged her with everything to abort,I even used my money for transport and went to her place,still she said no.I gave her all the possible out but she was adamant with her "no"....I'm sure she regrets keeping that baby everyday now!!!

She doesn't regret keeping any baby.

ZALA64:
Good evening dear Nairalanders, I have a story to share with you and I will appreciate your candid advice

I have a junior sister of about 21 years of age, finished secondary school in 2019, tried gaining admission but didn't get eventually, also did A level but at the end, there was nothing to show for, this isn't cause she is a dullard but something Sha must end up something, she applied for another A level at Unilag, and was pushing through not until the news of her pregnancy came in, she was two months gone when I got to know, I really tried to persuade her to abort because I was concerned about her Education and our parent feeling but she insisted and I allowed her take her decision, we informed my dad and mum then the big issue starts, right now my dad does not want to have anything to do with her, she is currently living at my dad's junior brother house

The most annoying part to my dad was that she got pregnant to a Christian which my dad would not approve of, even when they tried to talk to him multiple, right now, he does not care if she exist or not, all he knows is she can't live under his roof anymore

I am the elder sister and my consign goes beyond the religion issue, the boys mother is some sort of hell, didn't like my sister and she looks really fetish, the whole family looked cursed to me, the guy is the only one that managed to finish ND and he is currently learning Mechanic after his ND Program, I have tried to persuade my sister to not have the intention of getting married to the guy now, because first she's young, second how would she feed and third that family is a no no, the red flags are just too glaring, Her strong head is just too much which is why I'm putting it out, if she's reading comments from another person maybe she'd pick something, I have invited her as a guest to Nairaland and she would be seeing all your advices. Kindly help us.

Thank you.

So she wants to get pregnant and bring the child to her father's house, what kind of insult is that? And she wants the father to accept her stay in his house rather than stay in the house of the guy who impregnated her...

Giving birth at 21 is right but do it the right way. Get married simple.

At 21 i graduated so I don't know what she wants with he life.

The reason why she wasn't doing well in her education was because she was distracted by the D...

The reason why there are lots of skull mining is because the price of Bitcoin is going down and many of them lost money.


Bitcoin needs more heads in other to go up again... That's what one baba told me.

So the question is how many heads does it take for Bitcoin to rise up again.

The Yahoo boys need to answer this question.

The reason Bitcoin is down is due to US interest rates but taiwo & kehinde don't know this.

I need answers to this question.

When will Buhari appear in court too?

JAMO84:
I support Igbo presidency, on the condition that PDP will first lead the way.



You can't blackmail APC to pick Igbo, PDP will then cleverly picked a Northerner and win by a landslide.



IGBO AND PDP ARE SIAMESE TWINS

In 1999 the two biggest parties chosed yorubas.
Why was that?

A PVC

Go talk rubbish on Twitter and see police appear in your house. Twitter has been compromised.

Lolz

Me when I remove my clothes I hear shocks I get shocked by my own clothes.

I wanted to create a topic titled

Who is SERAP and why do they love to sue Buhari?

Now I know why.

Permutations and politics

You left Mobil because you almost set the roof on fire with too much of smoking mariWeeda.

H

She kept her Virginia

alizma:
We are just try to go with the lesser evil right?

A lesser evil of what exactly?

Get your PVC or cry for another 8 years

Naijabad:
5 states stand down for him every Monday, yet he is a nobody.

All government offices including schools close down for him on Mondays and every day of appearance in court, yet he is a nobody,

Saturday has been made official day in South east by him, yet he is a nobody,

Just come to Onitsha immediately after the Bridge head and shout 'Kanu is a nobody' and see whether you will stand in one piece in 30 second before the full glare of soldiers, yet he is a nobody.

We need to start thinking for ourselves. If that guy is let loose at this moment, it's going to be worse.

Oyinlomobambam:
Where is that person?

Remember they don't go to people House to pick them

So what's your suggestion?

FTC

2023

Lalasticlala

Sniff sniff.

Imagine pressing the breast of thousands of market women across the 36 states of Nigeria.


Nice

Emitrix42:
OUK I know!

The man has virtually close allies everywhere in the country, he has helped and is still helping men despite the barriers in place. Dude even helped out Tinubu, no wonder Tinubu visited him at the earliest to tell him of his Presidential ambition. In 2023, Men will repay him for all he has done for them, and Nigeria will be grateful for the OUK choice.

OUK 2023!

This guy had always wanted to be president when he was young. Even Rochas too.

But now they're old I don't know if their wish can come true.

I liked him when he was young and handsome.
Even Rochas was very handsome back then too.

Candid advice

You don't hide it, you launder it....

Imagine this, washing the money and making it clean and putting it back into the bank so EFCC can't track it.

The money becomes clean. They won't realize you did something wrong.

You'll need to grease the palms of some people. In fact you need to know people and take advantage of some laws.

These reminds me of one woman searching for a child and she can do anything just to get it.