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Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by charliebiz(m): 8:38pm On Jan 12, 2020
Be very careful when you collect such loan. I won't reveal much but someone got deported from Canada because of such loans from a bank. He thought he had gotten away until the bank made calls to embassy and he was deported without given the opportunity of trying to pay back.

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Travel / Re: Softcom Flew All Employees To Dubai For Retreat by charliebiz(m): 8:12pm On Dec 24, 2019
Neoteny:
So if the plane crashed the entire company is wiped off.

Dumb idea

Dumb talk. You failed to think that they might have boarded different planes to their destination.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Businessman For N50m Bitcoin Fraud by charliebiz(m): 12:37pm On May 02, 2019
countryfive:

How real is bitcoin ? Learnt it's like mmm

Simply search the internet about Bitcoin. It is personal freedom from government-controlled money. The volatility is what people are capitalizing on to make a profit. Always risky trading with people's money.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Obiano & Okowa Assessing Water Level At Otuocha River Anambra Pictures by charliebiz(m): 7:13pm On Sep 20, 2018
It's still Otuocha. Crossing the river you get to Anam.
onyidon22:
That place is not Otuocha but Umueze Anam
Crime / Re: How My Abductors Butchered And Killed People For Rituals- Rescued Woman by charliebiz(m): 9:47pm On Aug 17, 2018
The best way to stop this is yo have all public transport registered under a company name and tracked. Stops and movements. This will help put their mode of operation in check. Useless govt
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Got Married While We Were Still Dating" - Pretty Heartbroken Lady by charliebiz(m): 12:18am On Jul 11, 2018
Angy55:


I'm not married. Hope you're cool with my answer now?

Excuse me for shooking mouth on this una love matter but why this kind response. You not married but in a relationship or you looking for a reason to leave that relationship. Ladies, please be straight forward. Some guys like me hands off ladies in a relationship. Response like this sounds like you ready to jump ship.
Crime / Re: Man Who Stole $56,000 From Bishop Oyedepo's Book Store Arraigned By EFCC by charliebiz(m): 9:21pm On Mar 02, 2018
It states that there was a contract, what's the contract about. Maybe the church failed it's part of the contract. Better to hear his own side of the story.
Politics / Re: Police Can’t Arrest Herdsmen For Grazing Cattle On Airport - Police Commissioner by charliebiz(m): 10:12pm On Feb 24, 2018
ItsMeAboki:
[s]I see so many dumb arses criticising the police officer's statement without bothering reason and correctly interpret what he was saying:
The police will arrest only individuals who break existing laws; in the case of herdsmen only in states with anti open grazing laws or when they stray and graze their cattle in restricted areas - such as airports etc.

However, in practical terms the police has always been reluctant to enforce such controversial laws.

This further explains why we have so far not heard of the Nigerian Police enforcing Sharia laws even though such laws (like the anti-grazing laws) were legitimately enacted by their host states - necessitating the Sharia States establish their own implementing bodies i.e. Hisbah (Sharia Police).

Though Sharia came into being during OBJ's tenure (a southern Christian); yet since then till date, no Muslim or governors in these Sharia States have politicise the non compliance of the police to enforce sharia, in the same intolerant manner as southerners (especially Christians) are turning the matter into a tribal, religious or regional issue.[/s]
I rarely comment here but this comment of yours brought me out of my shell because you are trying to play smart. Let me interpreted what you just wrote this way. You're driving on the highway and someone decides to stand in middle of the highway which could cause a fatal accident to you and fellow occupants or road users, are you telling me that the person should only be arrested when there is a law against standing on the highway?

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Is 7 Years Older Than Me by charliebiz(m): 9:10am On Feb 12, 2018
Blasphemous statement. shocked

Thebrightest:
TELL US HER BAD QUALITIES NA. I AM SURE SHE HAS SOME. EVEN GOD HAS BAD QUALITIES
Politics / Re: Benue State Government Reveals Timeline Of Herdsmen Attacks by charliebiz(m): 1:17pm On Feb 06, 2018
Actually Jonathan was tackling their menace which made Hel-Rufai to make his infamous quote about killing a fulani either by a soldier or civilian takes a repayable loan.

butterflyl1on:


Read my subsequent comments. I am not here for Jonathan or buhari but for the truth. The moment every one of us including our leaders hold the truth and are held accountable then all this rubbish will stop.

However if you feel I speak for buhari that's your choice but sometimes speaking the truth may make one look like he is taking sides to an already bigoted mind.
Romance / Re: Let Her Go Or Keep Flaming The Ember Of Love by charliebiz(m): 5:26pm On Jan 29, 2018
He is a good guy. Doesn't want to waste his time with a fruitless relationship. He is not in for the Bleep.
FvckShiT:
-He should keep fůcking her till she makes a fůcking decision bout er bloodyfūcking long distance fool
Romance / Let Her Go Or Keep Flaming The Ember Of Love by charliebiz(m): 3:31pm On Jan 29, 2018
A friend of mine needs advise and he is reading.
He met this lovely lady and fell in love with her. As it was getting serious, he found out that she is in a relationship but a distant one that is hitting a wall because of breakdown in communication and she been trying to make it work. Now, she is into him and finding it hard to call it quit. Should he keep pushing to make her quit her relationship or just let her make her choice. He wants to marry her.
Crime / Re: How We Extract Bank Details From Stolen Phones To Withdraw Money —suspects by charliebiz(m): 9:01am On Jan 24, 2018
wamiikechukwu:



That's a lie, do you even know how the stocks, forex, bond, treasury bill, ETF market works... Works.

If you know nothing that don't say it.

Bitcoin is like a balloon.... Pray it doesn't burst soon.


Let me play the ignorant fool here. kindly educate me on how the stockmarket works and also your understanding of the cryptomarket (not just bitcoin cause bitcoin is one out of many)
Crime / Re: How We Extract Bank Details From Stolen Phones To Withdraw Money —suspects by charliebiz(m): 1:05pm On Jan 20, 2018
If Bitcoin is monkey business or Ponzi then the stock market backed by govt is the highest monkey business or Ponzi.

Tomoyayi:



WHAT IS BITCOIN?

*IT'S CALLED MONKEY BUSINESS* ������


A long time ago in a village far far away.......A lot of monkeys lived near the village.�������

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!������

He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. ��

The villagers thought that this man is mad.�

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?�

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. �

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.�

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. ���

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!������

They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.�

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
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The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.�������

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.�

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!�����������

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.������������������������������������������������

The merchant went home.�

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹��

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. �

This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.�

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.������������������

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
��������������������

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. �

But nobody came! ...� Then they ran to the employee...�

But he has already left too !�

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless worthless stray monkeys @ $700 each and they are now unable to resell them! ��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂���������� Nobody has use for stray monkeys....


The rush into trading in Bitcoin is the next *monkey business* ��������������


Once the trading stops who will want to buy a digital code with no intrinsic value?����������

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this *monkey business*����������. ��

That's how *Monkey Business* works ��������

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Car Talk / Re: Advice Needed. A Venza 2009 Or Toyota Camry 2011. by charliebiz(m): 10:12pm On Nov 13, 2017
Readonee35L:
Both cars are the same thing.
Pick the one that looks appealing to you.

Vena has higher ground clearance and Maybe awd. Besides that it's just a regular carry wagon

Ok. thanks
Car Talk / Re: Advice Needed. A Venza 2009 Or Toyota Camry 2011. by charliebiz(m): 10:11pm On Nov 13, 2017
Kufie:
Same 4 cylinder and 6 cylinder engines on both. The Venza is likely to weigh more thereby increasing consumption even if it's by a negligible margin when compared to the camry. If you're buying a Venza with AWD, that's going to give a lower MPG too. Camry will be cheaper to maintain too because less sophisticated parts. Make up your mind.


PS. I have 2011 Camry Toks with duty @ 3.2m. Come and buy smiley smiley
So the consumption difference is negligible. Thanks for the info
Car Talk / Advice Needed. A Venza 2009 Or Toyota Camry 2011. by charliebiz(m): 8:02pm On Nov 13, 2017
A friend needs advice based on fuel consumption and maintenance.
Business / Re: Bulk SMS Service In Nigeria. My Experience So Far. by charliebiz(m): 12:30pm On Nov 03, 2017
DND is currently the greatest headache.
Celebrities / Re: Adebola Williams Gives Speech At Obama Summit 2017 (Photos) by charliebiz(m): 3:14pm On Nov 02, 2017
Sphinx02:
I met debola recently...very pompous nd arrogant fellow.

grin dat is bola for you. Those of us that finished with him in GCL 03 set know the dude well. Though personally we didn't gel in school cos he was an un-serious fellow chasing the girls, different schools clubs induction party around surulere and media world before hitting limelight but I'm happy for his success. I know he might wish we could just go away with our knowledge of his growing-up personality except he has changed but with this your assertion that means Bola (chubby guy with woman's butt back in the days) nefa change.

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Politics / Re: Operation Crocodile Smile II In Lagos: One Killed, 76 Arrested by charliebiz(m): 10:49pm On Oct 21, 2017
Can you help me with the link to get more info on the attached meme. Searched online but couldn't get it. Thank you "pmb government has spent 2 trillion naira on infrastructural project but you can't see it because of the huge size of the project - lia mohammed"
Built2last:
Blood shed everywhere
Business / Re: Gomyway Closes Business by charliebiz(m): 8:43pm On Sep 27, 2017
This is painful. Been rooting for this startup. Heard Dami speak at my first #LagosGeeksTechpreneur Meetup and I termed her 'Lady with balls of steel'. Hope an investor comes in and they get their business model right in order to yield profit and sustainability.
Webmasters / Re: Anyone Tried "Let's Encrypt" Free Https Certificate Service? by charliebiz(m): 9:16am On Aug 28, 2017
Yoshy:


It will encrypt your website but you will not get a green https, not in chrome or any other browser. (My experience with few free let's encrypt)

This is wrong info. Letsencrypt works like any other SSL. Are you sure it's Letsencrypt cos I have not noticed this since been using it.

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Webmasters / Re: Anyone Tried "Let's Encrypt" Free Https Certificate Service? by charliebiz(m): 9:14am On Aug 28, 2017
webincomeplus:

None for now. But you can set the plugin to generate a new certificate automatically and then notify you when the current one is about to expire. However, you will still have to manually enter the codes for the new certificate.

You can autorenew your certificate. Been using it for over a year now.
Car Talk / Re: Help! Corrupt FRSC In Lagos Is Frustrating Online Driver's License Renewal. by charliebiz(m): 8:07am On Jul 23, 2017
nija80:
Is there a way for you to check online if your Driver Licence is ready?Did my own renewal online in Warri even paid with mastercard and the Road Safety guys here said I ndont need any of there input.Even to append there signature they said there is no need.

You can tweet at @pfarm_ and they will get back to you. nice people there.
Technology Market / Power-saving Electrical Appliances by charliebiz(m): 7:31am On Jul 23, 2017
Brands of electrical appliances that are power saving. Budget is 600+k to cover possibly:
Smart TV
Split Air Conditioner/Window AC
Fridge
Electric Cooker
Home Theater
Washing Machine
Microwave

Anybody with such info should please help out. thanks in advance.
Car Talk / Re: Help! Corrupt FRSC In Lagos Is Frustrating Online Driver's License Renewal. by charliebiz(m): 1:38pm On Jun 06, 2017
My friend has finally gotten his driver's licence with help of Dr. Abah and @pfarm_ twitter handles. Thank you guys.

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Crime / Re: My Life Is In Danger – Man Who Rescued Kidnap Victim In Lagos Laments by charliebiz(m): 5:33pm On May 20, 2017
HungerBAD:
Hmmm.

This one is tricky.

He has done the right thing by relocating his family to somewhere safe.

Unfortunately,the NPF has never been known to guarantee the safety themselves,let alone anybody from the day of its formation.

It will be nice if the Chief can send some financial compensation to this man,or look for a way to employ him.

N:B if you know a good first class tailor/fashion designer that specializes in Nigeria men's native attires,and is based in Lagos only.please pm his number. Who be Moderator for the Fashion section sef?why na only women clothes dey there?



Solomon couture. 08028657278
Politics / Re: Photos From A Foiled Suicide Bomb Attack At University Of Maiduguri Today by charliebiz(m): 5:04pm On May 20, 2017
PapiSmith:


Will you die if you wish positive things towards the country?

What? You think Nigeria is doing nothing about these criminals expect from folding arms and partying around?

You seem psychologically imbalanced



I understand her quite alright

Guy what do you think boko haram will do with the money they just allegedly got from the government.

I think you don't get her.

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Car Talk / Re: Help! Corrupt FRSC In Lagos Is Frustrating Online Driver's License Renewal. by charliebiz(m): 7:08pm On May 14, 2017
epistleNow:
Twit at Dr Abah, the likelihood of resolution is assured.

Thanks guy. I twitted at him and he directed me to the processing farm department handle to help me out with the issue. They contacted me and are treating the issue. @pfarm_

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Car Talk / Re: Help! Corrupt FRSC In Lagos Is Frustrating Online Driver's License Renewal. by charliebiz(m): 12:48pm On May 14, 2017
epistleNow:
Twit at Dr Abah, the likelihood of resolution is assured.

Okay. Thanks
Car Talk / Help! Corrupt FRSC In Lagos Is Frustrating Online Driver's License Renewal. by charliebiz(m): 7:40am On May 14, 2017
Hello House. Kindly assist with this issue if you. I don't know if anyone has used the online portal of FRSC to do their license renewal. I assisted a man with the process online and he went to the bank to make the necessary payments with the required printouts. This was in October 2016. After going to their office, they asked him to come back on the 30/01/2017. He went back on that same date and was asked to come back on a different date 31/04/2017 creatively.which was effected on his Application slip. He went back again on the said date and the morons asked him to fold the part of the slip that contained the appointment date, then photocopy the slip. When he did this, they now stamp the photocopy slip and gave him a new appointment date for collection; 30/09/2017. This is wickedness in high places.

My thought is that because the man sideline the office and did this processing online which made him pay the required/statutory fee as against going to the office to do the renewal which will cost more than the statutory fee due to the greed and corrupt-evil-minded officials at the center is making them frustrate his Driver's license collection. He was complaining bitterly about this to me and I had to help again by tweeting at the official twitter account of the agency. The idiot behind the handle never replied after a week. So I had to come here to see if NL can help so we get this guys to do the right thing. I don't know if this is the norm when it comes to Driver's License renewal but if it is, then it is bad as hell.

Admin help me shame some bad people frustrating the good nigeria project in FRSC Lagos.
Business / Re: Help! Corrupt FRSC In Lagos Is Frustrating Online Driver's License Renewal. by charliebiz(m): 1:27pm On May 11, 2017
mokset123:
Tweet at this handle @DrJoeAbah and you might get answers soon

OK. Thanks. Will do that.

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