₦airaland Forum

enieme:
I no get work today so...

" ask a Nigerian politician what they think about this heat.
Journalist :what are your thoughts on this heat nigerians are conplaining about, and what is the government doing about it?

LaI Mohammed : this is the result of pdp's misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

Femi adeshina : Mr president promised us change, and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.

Akinwumi ambode: we have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the lagos skyline.

Ibe kachikwu: I assure you that all this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th may.

Bukola saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him out of my love for nigeria, and thats why they're witch hunting me.

Goodluck jonathan: the heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

Adams oshiomole: ngozi okonjo- iweala stole the N100 billion meant for heat control research


Nasir elrufai: We are in talk with general electric to see how they cant generate power for jaduna in this heat.

Rauf aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that osun workers can buy hand fan.

Aliko dangote: next week we are commissioning the dangote fan factory, by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

Ben Murray Bruce - *tweets* when NairNairweera is weak and inflation is high automatically there 'll be Heat. This is common sense.

Ngozi okonjo iweala: Under the last administration there was no political will to adress climate change. "

The end.

lols Thanks Sweet heart.

Please someone should help a brother write it out my phone can't view it.

I will consider Okada, so i can be in news.

I don't know what to comment

Useless people bought to protest. They won't protest Fulani Herdsmen massacre nor boko haram insurgency, it's a useless political interest they will be stage managing protests. Shame on those jobless men

philomental:
Stop deceiving yourself, my Jesus never founded any Church, even mine.

You are rather the deceived here dear. If You claim Our Lord Jesus Christ never found and Established a Church (the Catholic Church) you make Jesus a liar and it also shows that you lack the basic knowledge of the Scriptures, perhaps you were not refering to Jesus our savior and God for you said 'My Jesus' may be you were refering to another Jesus. But if it is Jesus our savior you are dead wrong. Go to Matthew 16vs18 and Jesus said to Peter, " You are Rock and Upon you I will build MY CHURCH." Check it out it's in your bible. And you can trace the catholic church back to St.PETER. That said, pls stop deceiving and deluding yourself, listen and subject yourself to the One and Only Church Jesus founded the One Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church, period.

bokohaman:
All these Catholic priests aren't even sure of their salvation. One of the true test of one's salvation is to get locked up in a room with a stark naked woman and u still stood your ground without falling....

This shows the level of delusion you have been immersed in. Wake up man and be reasonable, or are you not a human? How dare you think that locking yourself with a naked lady and you resist her is the true test of purity? Believe me if you try it, even the devil himself will be shocked at what you will do. DEUT6vs16 says "do not put the Lord Thy God to the test..," Can you go and drink poison and expect it not to kill you, or enter fire and expect not to be consumed? All in the name of christianity? Wake up friend.

aAK1:
could be the father...... just thinking out loud

My thoughts too...

If dem die now dem go begin call devil. Well na devil blind dem anyway. Common sense not common at all. They will never learn

Blakjewelry:
I didn't even notice they were on strike sef, there was no difference

One Bottle of Goldberg 4u jare for speaking my mind.

Disgusting

Beloved friend, brother and Inlaw holland. My heart is seriously grieved at your demise...the pain of your untimely death is so heavy on me. Name sake be rest assured of my prayers. You died, in place of many, you sacrificed your very lives for people you do not even know. For the peace of this great nation, brother do not worry God will take care of your soul. Rest in Peace brother. It pains me to say Goodnight man. ADIEU HOLLAND!

At 50? A New husband? Was she married before? If yes, can't they stay in one marriage? *Just asking*

Ok

Who Hit track epp?

Some comments here are very funny.

Lols

What beats my imagination amidst this budget saga, both when it was missing and when it was manipulated till date is: Doesn't the President or his office have a copy of the original budget. Or is there a law that says there will be no back up copy of the country's budget?

Who the tattoo help? Mtcheeeeeew

Who NLC don help? Toothless bulldogs

Make i comment before ojukwu go begin vex for me.

Abeg make we no hear for another news say police shot a copper dead in Bayelsa during a protest of non payment of allowance.

macsika:
OMG
I couldn't help but noticed that at 1:14 pm, there has been 13 replies, and my comment is at the middle.

If you read this comment, then you must be either of the following.

1) The doubters will read my comment and recount it to be sure, which makes them jobless.

2) The ITK's will read this comment, count it and quote me, which makes them super jobless.

3) The mad men/women will read this comment to the end, read the quote of the ITK's, count it, read the comment again to be sure that they are not mad, and afterwards they will quote me. These ones are hyper jobless.

4) The lazy people will read this comment and skip it. They won't as much as reply, like or share, only to realise three days later that they missed out on a joke. then, they will go on a searching spree looking for this post just to read it again and do nothing. I call them the pro- jobless.

5) The mad ITK's are those that will read this comment in search of grammar errors, capitalisation, sentence structure and SVA, and when they find nothing (even after I poposely misspelt tree wards). They won't still notice. They are the omni-jobless.

7)

The curious ones will be wondering while I skipped seven. They are usually the ones who always go to parties for item 7, they are lazy, ITK's and desperately wanna know what seven is. They are the super-hyper-omni-jobless. (well if you must know, number seven is in a different post-altogether.)

9) The classy guys and gurls are those that will read this, smile and either like it or share. And these are the ones that are not-jobless.

10) The wailer's will read this comment, feel guilty and miserable, and then quote me just to tell me I'm also jobless. These ones "no get hand-work."

You are so so very jobless...lols

Always a mumu in movies

taiyesoul:
My People,who can tell me how many times the word "Deo" which its meaning is unknown appears in that baseless statement above?

Deo means to God, from the latin word Deus which means God. #QED

grossintel:
thanks A've been checked for infections and am free of that. The obvious reason the doctor said was my body wasn't producing the required testosterone I need to erect or produce active sperm cells. This alone is a broad topic because alot of factors can affect testosterone production including genetics( inherited from birth) supplements could help but won't fix the real problem, and might have to be taken indefinitely. Thanks for your suggestion I will ask the doctor tomorrow.

Bro pls just pray your Rosary, and watch a speedy end of the issue

flamingREED:
..'April fool' is one of the several vocal transgressions which light-hearted and undiscerning folks commit yearly...

It's the devil's prank played on those who play the prank, in a moment to enslave them in clandestine domination while they incur eternal damnation inadvertently

I just pity some people and their mentality. Smh

Stanleywaxy:
smh ... more reasons I don't patronise the nollywood .
Where are my fellow Korean movie lovers ?

My guy God bless you #TeamKoreanMovie

Who the kiss help? How does it bring Nepa light in this my area? By the way, make pesin help me check whether na me be LTC on Fp

MadCow1:
I hated my Chldhood..

Its filled with really bad memories like:

- Always not being chosen to play football with the rest of the street kids because they said I didnt have skills. Its a fhucking street game not the bloody Worldcup. None of those fools are even professional footballers today.

- Watching movies at the neighbors houses through a crack in the curtain because we didnt have a T.V at home.

- Watching my friends get all the nice things like Brick games, GameBoys, Nintendos, Playstation 1 & 2's, cool toys and shiit wwhilst I was left with nothing.

- I hated going to that biitchass school when my Friends were attending classier schools.

- I hated having to walk miles to the neighbors house to fetch water.

- I hated being whooped mercilessly by my mother because she knew I was too little too fight back and too broke to run away from home.

- I hated bathing from a Bucket when my friends all had showers in their bathrooms.

- I hated being woken up every morning to go to school.

- I hated school.. Those biitchass teachers flogged a Nigga so much I hated school.

- I hated After school Lessons.. I feel like they robbed me of my childhood.

- I hated those errands that I had to go on.

- I hated being broke. So broke I couldnt even afford break time snacks except I spent my transport fare and trekked home. O!! And my fhucking transport fare couldnt buy a fhucking bottle of Pepsi.

- I hated the fact that the Biitches had no love for me.

- I hated the clothes my Mother always bought for me. Why would she fhucking buy clothes for me at 10 years that still fit e at 25?

- I hated the fact that I had to wear stupiidass rubber sandals to school when others were wearing Cortina's, Trekkers and Kitos..

- I hated being beated up by Senior Students for over 5 years straight in Secondary school.

- I hated being forced to eat, sleep, read and do virtually every gaddamn thing.




Fhuck being a Kid.. That shiit is over rated.

All the things you hated were all what spiced up my life while growing. Thanks God for my poor background. I learnt a great lesson. By the way it was fun going through those. Especially having to spend your transport and trek a long route to the house.

DeCleff:
If u can't provide any evidence to ur claims, i will advise u to keep ur mouth shut for ur own good.

As for me, u can call me anything u like because of my devotion to OLUMBA OLUMBA OBU and i don't care. I have seen my Creator and u know what? He loves and cares for me.

This is the height of delusion.....

free2ryhme:
And where is it written in the bible all this things you quoted here?

I pity some people in this life. Common sense is truly not common. You are on nairaland. Why are you here? When you don't find nairaland in the bible. Or did any of the celebration aforementioned outside what transpired in the life of Jesus? Wake up friend and don't be deluded by is it in the bible syndrome.