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Stop praying for this country to be good. It's a total waste of time!!!!!

Money can’t buy happiness but it can take you to places where happiness can be found. In this life you always have 2 options; either you “make it” or you are “left behind” Time waits for no man. After-all, if you can’t be “ibori” try your best to be “uduaghan”!!!

Research has shown that in present day Nigeria, only these sets of individuals are rich:

PASTORS: Imagine you are the resident pastor of a church with 1,000 members and the tithe of the poorest member is N1,000; it implies that on a monthly basis, you will GH N1,000,000 without providing help........ You are smarter than mavrodi!!! So many individuals are tired of waiting for God to call them and they have taken bold steps of faith to call God through various means such as phone calls, facebook video call, whatsapp video call, etc.

POLITICIANS: Nigerian politicians are fantastically corrupt at the speed of light. N15billion was found in an apartment in Ikoyi area of Lagos State and the whole nation was taken aback; Nigerians were patiently waiting to see the owners of the money and after series of investigations, the money was declared an orphan! No father, no mother, no owner!!!

YAHOO BOYS: I have mad love for yahoo boys!!! They don’t work as hard as you do; yet, they can spend the whole of Nigerian budget within 24hrs and tell u “it’s nothing” They always believe that money must come their way and as such, they can spend your 10years salary within 2days, buy 3 iPhone 7 and 5 generators for one girl........ because “it’s nothing”

BUSINESS MEN & WOMEN: The only businesses that thrive in Nigeria today are businesses that are involved in monopoly! Imagine you are the sole distributor of well-packaged kunu and zobo to President Buhari and every Muslim in Nigeria!!! Do you know how much you are going to make? Better still; imagine you own all the oil wells in this country, your money go long like tissue. Before you start imagining, remember that the best way to realize your dreams is to wake-up!

Conclusively, if you are not a member of any of the aforementioned categories, please change your profession. What shall it profit a man not to gain the whole world and still lose his soul?
http://infongr..com.ng/2017/06/4-types-of-people-who-are-currently.html

menxer:
In as much the holy ghost didn't disappoint those that expected it to come neither will Mavrodians be disappointed.

It's good MMM now has a parallel in scripture.

I join my faith with yours for speedy recovery of mavros

When Mavrodi Mondial Movement (MMM) came to Nigeria in 2016, many believed that an end has come to our sufferings as a nation!!! Some participants who didn’t know its full meaning called it “Money Making Machine” without thinking that one day, the machine will break down and start printing fake notes & frozen mavros!!! Some even claimed that the All Promises Compromised (APC) government brought MMM to help Nigerians.

Words like mavro(MMM money), POP(Proof Of Payment), PO(Personal Offfice),PH (Provide Help), GH (Get Help), etc, became so popular on the streets that at a point in time, I was almost tempted to PH “eba” so I could GH “egusi soup” Nigerians, registered with the aim of receiving 30% interest after one month. Nobody asked where MMM gets the 30% from. Collectively, we were interested in getting “free money” forgetting that whenever your pastor prophesize “miracle money” into your life, you must pay your “tithe” before you can qualify as a “runner-up” for such a divine encounter!

The scheme was going on well, then suddenly, on the 12th day in the month of December 2016, mavrodians (MMM participants) got a shocker; they couldn’t neither PH nor GH!!! It was as if rapture had taken place. There was a nation-wide panic.....everyone was calling on the God of Shiloh believing that their “cases were different” but to no avail. Come to think of it, when you were PHing, did you consult the God of Shiloh; so why disturb HIM now when you cannot GH?

The prophets of MMM (guilders) prophesized that January 14th, PHing & GHing activities will resume. What mavrodians failed to realize was that “matching activity” was not part of the prophecy. Right now, all MMM participants are like the disciples of Jesus Christ who were patiently waiting in the upper room to be matched with the Holy Spirit!

Being able to GH as promised by the MMM team is commendable because they fulfilled their promise; but the inability of matching PH with GH is totally not acceptable & as such I want to know, “is this the MMM that is to come, or should I wait for another?”
http://infongr..com.ng/2017/01/the-latest-information-from-sergi.html#more

The book of Matthew says “why DRINK and DRIVE, when you can SMOKE and FLY?” Why choose to suffer as a MAGA, when you can enjoy your life as a FRUADSTER? I’m the BISHOP OF THE PEPPER REST MINISTRY and I can confidently tell you that in this life, you are either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA; you can’t be neutral.

All Nigerians live in fraud, enjoy fraud, complain about the fraud they once enjoyed and when they are at the losing end of a fraudulent deal, they blame President Buhari who wasn’t there at the time they were consummating the fraudulent transaction. Before you crucify me the same way LINDA crucified WIZKID, I’ll prove it to you that you are a either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA.

The bible says that judgement will start from the altar but the bible didn’t tell us if the judgement will take place during OFFERING TIME. You are a member of a church, you pay your tithes/offerings, the church generates so much money that she can afford to buy private jets, build expensive schools. Yet, you can neither afford the school fees nor can you enjoy the comfort of the private jet. Even when you are broke, the church can’t provide help for you; is it not better to invest your tithe in MMM and continually get help? Funny enough, some supporters of MMM think it means MONEY MAKING MACHINE; how dare you confidently advise people to invest their hard-earned cash in MONEY MAKING MACHINE instead of MAVRODI MONDIAL MONEYBOX? Don't you think that you are a fraudulent child?

You paid N1,450 for 10litres of fuel to the pump attendant and the actual fuel given to you doesn’t fill a 10litres gallon; you get angry and the next time you wanted to buy fuel, you decided to try another petrol station, paid N1,450 for 10litres of fuel and surprisingly, your 10litres gallon was filled to the brim and you become very excited. Unknowingly to you, the fuel you just bought will BURN FASTER than the LOVE a GIRL has for BROKE GUY.

Your girlfriend claims she can’t live without you......lol, are YOU the OXYGEN she breathes? Stop giving her money, then you will discover that NOBODY loves a BROKE NIGGER, not even the PARENTS!!!

Whether you have LIGHT or not, BEDC in their usual fraudulent nature will bring your electricity bill to your house. You, being the MAGA that you are, will immediately zoom off to the bank to pay. Come to think of it, what exactly are you scared of? Is it the DARKNESS that are already used to or the LIGHT that will never come?

From all the points highlighted above, you will agree with me that fraud is everywhere in this country and my advice to Mr President is to inaugurate a new EFCC(Everybody Financial Crimes Commission).
http://infongr..com.ng/2016/10/if-you-are-not-fraudster-you-cant-make.html

kingDELE:
Walai u are on point. Even Betting Na also fraud........


Me sef don dey find fraudulent life. Magalent life don tired me. ,

hahahhahahaahhahaha

Demigods666:
Lmao, I love this write up for no reason

thanks boss

The book of Matthew says “why DRINK and DRIVE, when you can SMOKE and FLY?” Why choose to suffer as a MAGA, when you can enjoy your life as a FRUADSTER? I’m the BISHOP OF THE PEPPER REST MINISTRY and I can confidently tell you that in this life, you are either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA; you can’t be neutral.

All Nigerians live in fraud, enjoy fraud, complain about the fraud they once enjoyed and when they are at the losing end of a fraudulent deal, they blame President Buhari who wasn’t there at the time they were consummating the fraudulent transaction. Before you crucify me the same way LINDA crucified WIZKID, I’ll prove it to you that you are a either a FRAUDSTER or a MAGA.

The bible says that judgement will start from the altar but the bible didn’t tell us if the judgement will take place during OFFERING TIME. You are a member of a church, you pay your tithes/offerings, the church generates so much money that she can afford to buy private jets, build expensive schools. Yet, you can neither afford the school fees nor can you enjoy the comfort of the private jet. Even when you are broke, the church can’t provide help for you; is it not better to invest your tithe in MMM and continually get help? Funny enough, some supporters of MMM think it means MONEY MAKING MACHINE; how dare you confidently advise people to invest their hard-earned cash in MONEY MAKING MACHINE instead of MAVRODI MONDIAL MONEYBOX? Don't you think that you are a fraudulent child?

You paid N1,450 for 10litres of fuel to the pump attendant and the actual fuel given to you doesn’t fill a 10litres gallon; you get angry and the next time you wanted to buy fuel, you decided to try another petrol station, paid N1,450 for 10litres of fuel and surprisingly, your 10litres gallon was filled to the brim and you become very excited. Unknowingly to you, the fuel you just bought will BURN FASTER than the LOVE a GIRL has for BROKE GUY.

Your girlfriend claims she can’t live without you......lol, are YOU the OXYGEN she breathes? Stop giving her money, then you will discover that NOBODY loves a BROKE NIGGER, not even the PARENTS!!!

Whether you have LIGHT or not, BEDC in their usual fraudulent nature will bring your electricity bill to your house. You, being the MAGA that you are, will immediately zoom off to the bank to pay. Come to think of it, what exactly are you scared of? Is it the DARKNESS that are already used to or the LIGHT that will never come?

From all the points highlighted above, you will agree with me that fraud is everywhere in this country and my advice to Mr President is to inaugurate a new EFCC(Everybody Financial Crimes Commission).
http://infongr..com.ng/2016/10/if-you-are-not-fraudster-you-cant-make.html

If you read the 2016 edition of King James Version, the book of Matthew clearly states that, “he who has seen the sky, has seen the ocean”. If you want to confirm this scripture, check your bibles through Google play store.

I’ve been to so many churches; Catholic, Anglican, wooden Pentecostal churches, etc, before I joined Winners’ Chapel in 2007 and surprisingly, my life has never been the same. Although, am a member of the late comers unit (those who come to service 5mins before closing time just to share the grace), there are so many things worthy of note in Living Faith Church (LFC) aka Winners’ Chapel.

1.There is a deadline for your prosperity: If you are a first timer in LFC, you must hear the resident pastor saying “if your life doesn’t change after 3 months of joining this church, feel free to leave”.........at first, I didn’t believe but after listening to several testimonies of fellow members, I keyed into the prophesy, and my life changed from EDGE to 3G!!!..... I give God all the glory.

2.A true LFC member is a giver: If you are a member of winners’ chapel and your surname is STINGY, it’s either you are a CHINA-PRODUCT or you are a cousin to BUHARI. My bishop, David.O.Oyedepo, has a passion for giving! And as a son of the prophet, I have followed his footsteps for the past 9years and all I can say is that “Life is Good(LG)”

3.Praises/thanksgiving are traits of true winners: I’ve never seen a church that praises God like Winners’ Chapel!!! So many members have received instant healing on a Sunday service, during praises...... Indeed, there is God in Living Faith Church.

4.The announcement before the benediction: Before the benediction is said, there is a very important announcement that is made. The pastor would say “in case you came late after the offering/tithe has been collected, please do not take it home; make sure you drop it before you go; for thou shall not appear before the Lord empty” A member without spiritual insight will think that the pastor is trying to hustle but the truth is that, whether you give or not, God will still bless the church and don’t forget that you are the primary beneficiary of every seed you sow in the house of God.

Conclusively, we serve one God and as Christians we are free to fellowship with any church, but as for me and my household, we have pitched our tenth with Winners’ Chapel Worldwide because God resides there. I’m very sure that in heaven, there must be winners’ street for the winners’ family to reside.
SHALOM!!!

http://infongr.com/2016/07/14/4-reasons-why-you-must-leave-your-church-start-attending-winners-chapel/

JoelXclusive:
RIP...



hope he compensates the family

cos if I be the man..
I no go attend redeem again

*shinesteeth*

MAN of God!!

IPhone 7 is coming out in September...whi
ch means iPhone 6 is going to be cheap....And will result in the fall of price of iPhone 5
.
So that I will be able to afford iPhone 4s

hahahhahahaahhahaha

In a country like Nigeria, where youths are jobless, and the president is busy searching for the moon that was kidnapped by the Niger Delta Avengers, cyber crime, aka Yahoo Yahoo, is very common.

How on earth, would Ogudu Clement, the founder of viewngr.com(a newspaper site) and the CEO of migwor.com (an online shopping mall), be accused of cyber crime? This clearly shows that many police officers do not browse the internet for useful information that would assist them in rendering improved service to the nation.

Come to think of it, if police officers upgraded themselves by constantly browsing the internet for professional information, it means that there would be

1. POS machines at every check point as against collecting cash from defaulting drivers.

2. Instead of ceasing vehicle papers, ATM cards would be ceased and for those drivers who don’t have ATM cards, their Bank Verification Numbers(BVN) would be detained.

The perception of the average Nigerian is that only YAHOO boys have laptops and unfortunately, this was the case between clement and the officers of the Nigerian Police Force. However, after checking his phones and laptop without evidence of cyber crime, he was asked to go.

Below, is the facebook update on the timeline of the popular blogger:

So this is how it happened,
Just 30mins ago I was coming from my bro place LordEmma Jubilee on a one on one class.. I got stopped by SARS, he asked me to parked… my heart got…  Sha but no need… So I parked.

He asked me to open my boot and come down, I did. He saw my goods I sells ( ‪#‎Migwo products) and my laptop.. So he asked what re those female things doing in my boot including human hair, gowns, handbags, etc I told him they are things I sell.

He ask me to bring out my laptop.. I did. Collected all my phones he saw everything was Apple Made including my laptop.. I know say e mind don conclude say “Na dem be this” (yahoo boys)

He asked me to unlock my passworded mobiles ” Uhmm I told him I can’t that it’s my privacy that he doesn’t have a single right to glance through my privacy.. Uhmm trust them e don dey won rank leading to another I don’t know.. So to protect my self… I quietly unlock all my phones including my laptop..

You could imagine the guy start to read my chats he read my chats with my bra Nosagie Nosa-Ero on whatsapp.. Read everything I dey shout for am say he don’t need to read my chats.. Uhmm… Ok o… Read enta Oscar Jay my senior bra still enta Lordemma own… To Francis Vincent Donvin to Mccoynelly Nelly and lot more…
After 20-25mins checking behold I was clean as holy water Uhmm… He gave me my properties and said sorry while I zoomed off.

NOTE:
I showed him my company I.D Card o.. But he no send

He never knew I’m connected to their oga kpatakpata but I stepped on the low to handle this myself and see how I can defend myself in no time…
Don’t know if u would learn anything from this sha but decided to share…

http://infongr.com/2016/07/10/internet-crime-popular-blogger-ogudu-clement-was-arrested-by-the-efcc/

Hahahahahahaha ah

forexbinary:
1. When you are still in Uni and you’re shouting “200k starting salary or nothing.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carrying-shoulders-up.jpeg

No time.

Music is not easy. Any celebrity that can consistently release hits year after year should be appreciated. If you think music is easy, then ask yourself this question, “where are the likes of cyrus-tha-virus, danfo drivers, Africa china, etc ?”

As fans of rap music, who do you think is the King of Rap in Nigeria?

http://www.infongr.com/2016/05/lolplease-caption-this-photo-of.html

God bless 2baba for always giving us inspirational songs

http://www.infongr.com/2016/05/fans-of-2baba-what-year-was-this-album.html

lol

Jinyjagz:
Wat abt Reborn again

In every organisation in Nigeria, the love between supervisors and “eye service” is same as the love between Nigeria and fuel scarcity. If you can stop Buhari from coming to Nigeria as a “visiting president” then you can separate supervisors from “eye service”.

Except the GOD OF SHILOH is on your side, getting a job in Naija is like winning N10,000,000 from nairabet. It’s very difficult!!! There are alot of graduates in the labour market who have been job hunting for decades but are still unemployed; that’s why, the few who are employed, protect their jobs the same way Claudio Ranieri of LeicesterCity is protecting the English premier league title.

Finally, God has answered your prayers! You just got employed and as custom demands, the organisation would train you on her vision as a corporate entity and how you should treat her customers. But then, nobody will teach you about POLITICS IN THE OFFICE.

It is clearly written in the book of Matthew that, where 2 or 3 are gathered, there’s bound to be a PDP and an APC member, that is to say, politics in the office is inevitable. It has eaten so deep into supervisors such that they forget about the corporate goals of the organisation and they start chasing after frivolities.

A supervisor once said, “Subordinates who ask after my family and call me while am on vacation, their appraisal score must be higher than those who neither called me nor asked after my family”........can you imagine? How does calling one’s supervisor while he/she is on vacation, affect the goals of the organisation? This is a clear show of misplaced priority.

In most organisations, subordinates who are experts at “eye service” are always in their supervisors’ BOOK OF LIFE. They are untouchable! Surprisingly, these set of employees are not efficient/effective on the job; all they know how to do is, “eye service” It’s really painful to see hardworking employees being BLACKLISTED by their superiors all because they focus on their jobs and they little or no time for eye service.

During retrenchment, most supervisors are guilty of sentiment. They would submit the names of effective staff that are not so good at “eye service” and retain ineffective employees who are only good at game of “eye service”.......just imagine!!!

Although politics is part of our everyday life, it is ideal for supervisors to focus on achieving the goals of the organisation instead of being distracted by “eye service”. In the same vein, as an employee (a subordinate), even if you are extremely good on the job, and you hate “eye service” with passion, once in a while, play the game of office politics. Remember, you must PROTECT your JOB, because, it is easier for a CAMEL to pass through the eye of a NEEDLE than for a YOUNG GRADUATE to get a JOB in Naija.

As a director, all “eye service” seeking supervisors should be cautioned; else, this attitude would negatively impact on the organisation’s brand and profitability.

http://www.infongr.com/2016/05/as-director-sack-any-employee-that.html

2baba is a legend...no doubt. He has been consistent ever since his first album and personally, I don’t mind giving my sister to him free of charge!

In Nigeria, 2baba is the only artiste whose lyrics are worth listening to. Whenever I need inspiration, I listen to 2baba instead of listening to that dumbkid who rocks MADEIN ABA EXPENSIVE SHIT and yet, he couldn’t pay his house rent.

So, if you are a true fan of 2baba, what year was this album “the unstoppable internationaledition” produced? And if you can list 5 hit songs from the album, then you are truly a 2baba’s fan.

http://www.infongr.com/2016/05/fans-of-2baba-what-year-was-this-album.html

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In a world where technology has taken over, life appears to be seamless and less stressful. Fast-rewind back to the 80’s, you would discover that life has really changed.

This generation of ladies are so full of drama!!! Sometimes, I attribute their strange behaviour to excess watching of TELEMUNDO and ZEE WORLD TV channel.

Why would a lady spend the night at her boyfriend’s place and the following morning, she would forget to sweep his house or do some domestic chores? Yet, on her way out, she can never forget to collect money from her boyfriend!!! Personally, I’ve concluded that the relationship between LADIES and MONEY, is the same as the relationship between PASTORS and TITHES!!!

Some of these indomie generation girls cannot cook; how pathetic!!! The other day, I asked my female friend to prepare indomie for me and I got the shocker of my life! She put on the gas, poured oil on the frying pan and fried 2 tins of TITUS SARDINE before adding the indomie. When she was done, she brought the BURNT OFFERING for me to eat but I refused because the whole food was like CHARCOAL and I wasn’t ready to PURGE for 40 days and 40 nights.

Being the gentle man that I am, I decided to give her another trial so she could prove herself. This time around, I asked her to boil rice and unfortunately, she bleeped up again. When she was done cooking, she invited me to the dining table and I innocently joined her like someone who was about to give his LIFE to CHRIST. On tasting the rice, it was as strong as DANGOTE 3X CEMENT; I had to run for my dear life so that I don’t die of MIGRAINE HEADACHE!!!

A quick advice to every guy out there; when next you see a girl that you like, woo her and if she erroneously says “all guys are the same; the moment you get what you are looking for, you will abandon me” please ask her “fine girl, apart from what am looking for, do you have anything else to offer?”

Whenever I date any of these indomie generation girls, I’m always fed up. They always think they are smart. But then, they forget that no matter how smart the goat is, it must end up in the pot. Some days ago, in the evening, I took a girl out and she was making orders as if she would pay the bill. After eating like someone in an INTERNALLY DISPLACED PERSONS(IDP) CAMP, I told her “babe, let’s go to my place” and then she said “I can’t spend the night with you”....... I told her “where you no go fit spend the night, you no suppose spend the evening for there”

But in all this things, ladies deserve to be respected. However, the way you position yourself as a lady, determines how guys will treat you.

To all the beautiful ladies out there, please no HARD FEELINGS. I’m just a dude expressing his opinion and I stand to be corrected.

http://www.infongr.com/2016/05/if-your-girlfriend-was-born-between.html

Living in ughelli in delta state, for the past 5years, I’ve experienced the good, the bad and the deaf and dumb! It’s funny though, because from what I learnt, the city has been in existence for a very long time but the rate of economic development is very slow.

If you are visiting ughelli for the first time, there are so many things to watch out for, namely:
1. Restaurants/Mama Put: Generally, the residents of ughelli aka “omotor” are very stubborn people. It’s only in this town a woman who doesn’t know how to cook, would start a restaurant business!!! and if you are very unfortunate to eat from such a restaurant, you would need the GOD OF TBJOSHUA to deliver you from stomach ache.

2. Beggars: These sets of individuals beg with swag and packaging; they go as far as telling you how much they want. Imagine a stranger with complete hands and legs walking up to you and saying “bros, your guy na deaf and dumb ooooo, I fit get sky(N50) from you” or better still he/she would say “bros ATM machine just cease my card, I fit get like 2k(N2,000) from you make I take press?”

3. Filling Stations: This is the highest scam in this town. On their notice boards and fuel dispensing machines, N86.50 per litre is clearly displayed. By the time you want to buy fuel, the pump attendant would say “bros na N120 per litre oooooo” and then you ask “why did you display N86.50 per litre on your dispensing machine, when you are actually selling at N120 per litre?” and she would say “bros, the fear of DPR na the beginning of all HIGHLIGHTS ooooo”

4. Motorcycle Riders: In ughelli, they are popularly called okada riders. These sets of ughelli residents are always right! On the road, they can overtake your car from both left and right and still insult you.

5. Ughelli Youths (BOYS): These guys don’t want to work but they want to drive exotic cars, wear designers and leave in the choicest part of the city. They are very lazy people and they beg with packaging.

In recent past, I was in a bar with my friends having a good time and one dude walked up to me and said “bros e don tay I dey see you for this bar oo, abeg make them buy your guy 2 champions’ league na” I didn’t understand, so I asked him “what do you mean by champions’ league?” then he laughed and said “bros, for ughelli, na HEINEKEN we dey call CHAMPIONS LEAGUE oooo”

I like ughelli boys too much. They are the only sets of dudes that can drink a bottle of GOLDBERG for 2hrs.......no jokes. They do this because they can’t afford to buy 2 bottles.

Amidst all the afore mentioned points, ughelli is a peaceful place to stay as long as the youths are not fighting over “deve” and army vans do not patrol the streets to ensure the safety of the residents.

http://www.infongr.com/2016/05/dont-visit-ughelli-in-delta-state.html#more

Living in ughelli in delta state, for the past 5years, I’ve experienced the good, the bad and the deaf and dumb! It’s funny though, because from what I learnt, the city has been in existence for a very long time but the rate of economic development is very slow.

If you are visiting ughelli for the first time, there are so many things to watch out for, namely:
1. Restaurants/Mama Put: Generally, the residents of ughelli aka “omotor” are very stubborn people. It’s only in this town a woman who doesn’t know how to cook, would start a restaurant business!!! and if you are very unfortunate to eat from such a restaurant, you would need the GOD OF TBJOSHUA to deliver you from stomach ache.

2. Beggars: These sets of individuals beg with swag and packaging; they go as far as telling you how much they want. Imagine a stranger with complete hands and legs walking up to you and saying “bros, your guy na deaf and dumb ooooo, I fit get sky(N50) from you” or better still he/she would say “bros ATM machine just cease my card, I fit get like 2k(N2,000) from you make I take press?”

3. Filling Stations: This is the highest scam in this town. On their notice boards and fuel dispensing machines, N86.50 per litre is clearly displayed. By the time you want to buy fuel, the pump attendant would say “bros na N120 per litre oooooo” and then you ask “why did you display N86.50 per litre on your dispensing machine, when you are actually selling at N120 per litre?” and she would say “bros, the fear of DPR na the beginning of all HIGHLIGHTS ooooo”

4. Motorcycle Riders: In ughelli, they are popularly called okada riders. These sets of ughelli residents are always right! On the road, they can overtake your car from both left and right and still insult you.

5. Ughelli Youths (BOYS): These guys don’t want to work but they want to drive exotic cars, wear designers and leave in the choicest part of the city. They are very lazy people and they beg with packaging.

In recent past, I was in a bar with my friends having a good time and one dude walked up to me and said “bros e don tay I dey see you for this bar oo, abeg make them buy your guy 2 champions’ league na” I didn’t understand, so I asked him “what do you mean by champions’ league?” then he laughed and said “bros, for ughelli, na HEINEKEN we dey call CHAMPIONS LEAGUE oooo”

I like ughelli boys too much. They are the only sets of dudes that can drink a bottle of GOLDBERG for 2hrs.......no jokes. They do this because they can’t afford to buy 2 bottles.

Amidst all the afore mentioned points, ughelli is a peaceful place to stay as long as the youths are not fighting over “deve” and army vans do not patrol the streets to ensure the safety of the residents.

http://www.infongr.com/2016/05/dont-visit-ughelli-in-delta-state.html#more

Imagine you caught your girlfriend cheating on you, what will you do to her:

1. Pretend like nothing ever happened, walk away and still remain in the relationship?

2. Quit the relationship

3. Give her the beating of her life just like the dude in the photo

http://www.infongr.com/2016/04/this-is-crazy-guys-can-you-do-this-to.html

In a time when the Nigerian economy is strong like “strong decoder”, popular blogger, ogudu clement aka ogus baba just bought a brand new ride.

The car is a black Toyotaspider and it is unique because,
1. It has an ATM machine
2. If the road from Nigeria to Heaven has no pot holes and police officers at various check points, this car must arrive paradise in 30mins............if you think am lying, ask GOOGLE.

Please I have a question; why do people with small stature like big things? Seriously, ogus baba, please hire a driver else people will see you as “a driver” instead of “the car owner”............bros na joke I dey.......hahahahahaaha

I’ve known the blogger for about 5years and I make bold to say, that popular blogger, ogudu clement aka “the ladies man” is as loyal as “loyal milk” and he’s not stingy with knowledge.

This year, the God of Shiloh must pick our calls.....if you are an upcoming blogger like myself, please say AMEN to that.....and if you want your miracle sharp sharp, then your AMEN should be the loudest.

My mentor, friend and partner in crime, ogudu clement, keep up the good work and who knows, you must be in a private jet with LINDA IKEJI (the first lady of professional blogging), enjoying yourselves.

http://www.infongr.com/2016/04/blogging-has-paid-off-popular-blogger.html

youngwarlocks:
All option is possible

gbam!!!!

Smellymouth:

hahahhahahaahhahaha

Smellymouth:
Don't sleep with her if you know you won't marry her. What is the essence of jss1 -sss3 if you know you won't do WAEC?



Mimzy till 2017 jare

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAA

rheether:
Yeah? Only if you are a virgin.

LOL...............I LIKE BABES WEY DEY TALK THEIR MINDS OOOOO

The way guys love sex is the same way BUHARI loves to fight corruption...............na joke ooooooo
http://www.infongr.com/2016/04/all-ladies-will-answer-no-to-this.html

polymathic:
Very Sure sir!!! Most of these Pastors don't feed on your 100naira offering, they've got better income straight from the people GOD lay in their heart to sow seed to them.

LOL........I DON'T GIVE A N100 OFFERING. THE MINIMUM I GIVE IS...........

smithcomb:
Nehemiah 13:12
All Judah brought the tithes of grain, new wine and olive oil into the storerooms.

IS THE STORE ROOM AND CHURCH THE SAME?

UIA04:
Maybe the reason 2face doest show off is he hardly sings about money, like wise those in marvins

OP if you write a book titled become a millionaire in a week and you dress in rags tell me if people will bother about looking at you twice, let alone buying your book.

Even bankers dress big, it doesn't mean they earn millions.


All na packaging.


It also depends on the individual, just because Bella naija founder attends events doesn't mean Seun too should but they are all making their money.

TRUE TALK