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Phones › Re: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by chatinent: 11:01pm On Jan 12, 2023
oshiokpu:
Where you see iPhone 11 Pro Max for 200k? No go buy stolen phone oh bros
Dubai model is ₦200k.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 12th January 2023 by chatinent: 10:33pm On Jan 12, 2023
Chai. Chelsea fans, sorry o.

This thing from village. grin

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Phones › Re: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by chatinent: 10:12pm On Jan 12, 2023
Which phone actually means showoff?

Cos I don't know any. iPhones are not even cost. It's just that many have a cheap mentality and misplaced priorities.

How much is a regular iPhone? Let's say iPhone 8? iPhone 8 could be gotten for ₦70k now. Even iPhone 11 is about ₦150k and the Pro about ₦200k in black market. And many can afford it.

So what's the big deal in iPhones when an iPhone 11 pro max still have the camera design of the 14? Or when you can convert your iPhone X to the 14 camera lens? Na you dey reason say only iPhone 14 na iPhone because you allowed yourself be oppressed by people who don't even know you.

Still on still, if you can't afford the affordable iPhones, Tecno, Itel, and ,Infinix are still phone brands. Why you dey underrate yourself?

Everything no bi oppression. You, you get sense? You get esteem? You dey contended?


If I am with a backpack, I put my phone in it while on standby mode. But if I need it for sth, it's on my hand. Without a backpack, it's always in my pocket while walking, driving...but on my hand in public transport.

Most times too, it's on my hands. I have a right to choose not to be robbed off sth in my pockets since phones are fond of coming out from your pocket to breath.

Pickpockets must lose their jobs too!

Me, I never see person wey fit oppress me sha. My okrika jeans is ok for me even if I see your Fendi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 12th January 2023 by chatinent: 9:30pm On Jan 12, 2023
cletz991:
Chelsea needs subsidy




By the way we're the security of the team de

grin
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 12th January 2023 by chatinent: 9:26pm On Jan 12, 2023
Who do Chelsea like this. grin
Crime › Re: I Spent N60m On Ummukulsum – Chinese Man Who Killed His Lover Tells Kano Court by chatinent: 7:32pm On Jan 12, 2023
You scammed him. He hacked you.

Not my business.
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo: I Was In Prison, Tinubu Gave My Wife A House, Paid My Kids' Fees by chatinent: 7:29pm On Jan 12, 2023
If Tinubu helped you, pay back his good gesture personally.

How does it concern the presidency?
Health › Re: UNIZIK Lecturer Delivered Of Sextuplets Seeks Help As Hospital Bills Her N19M by chatinent: 5:17pm On Jan 12, 2023
₦19m? For present bill or bill for family history med since 2015?
Romance › Re: I'm Doomed I Just Got A Girl Pregnant by chatinent: 11:35pm On Jan 11, 2023
Moneyyman:
cc: Chatinent

Give him some of your advice, please.
Cheif, don't mind the father. He wan hear words.
Programming › Re: My Funny Reality How I Became A Programmer and Started Earning by chatinent(op): 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2023
manando1:
I believe you are lying sir , your client didn't give any time frame to finish the project
Believe what you want, sir. The belief is yours.
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You Did In 2022? Share Your Experiences by chatinent(op): 12:58pm On Jan 11, 2023
Drezinc:
Always good to read from you. I pray 2023 be good... I'd mail you soon.
Ok chief.
Phones › Re: Someone From United States Gave Me His Crypto Acct. How Real? (Screenshots) by chatinent:
It's a con job.

I am aware that you have made numerous attempts, motivated solely by greed, to remove the coins you can see. Well, you can't. Once you give it a try, they will ask you to upgrade your account to one that has a maximum coin withdrawal limit. The avarice in you wants to go for the millions, but you have no idea that you are about to be scammed again.

Your common sense didn't bother to ask you why someone would have so much and require the assistance of another person—a complete stranger online—to manage it. Lol.

Many people fall victim to con artists because they are motivated by greed.
Food › Re: Help! I Can't Stop Drinking Tin Milk Everyday by chatinent: 8:31am On Jan 11, 2023
DMCY:
You forgot to add the word ‘dry’ grin
I'll add it now. It deserves it.
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by chatinent: 8:31am On Jan 11, 2023
Sha, we have the best life ever. smiley
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by chatinent: 8:28am On Jan 11, 2023
Ken4Christ:
All his teachings are false and opposes the very tenet upon which the Christian faith is founded upon.

For instance
1. They don't believe in salvation by grace. Their salvation is by works.
2. They do not believe in the bodily resurrection of Christ. They said Christ rose spiritually and left his body behind. When you asked them what happened to the baby, they said God took it.
3. They don't believe the Holy Spirit is a person. They call him a wind or force.
4. They don't believe in the deity of Christ. They even equate Jesus with angels.
5. They don't believe that Jesus is coming back visibly to establish his kingdom on earth. They said he has already returned.
6. They do not believe in the rapture of the church which is the hope every believer is looking forward to.
7. They do not believe in the baptism of the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in tongues.
8. They do not believe in the reality of Hell as a place of torment. They say hell is a physical grave.
9. They do not believe that man has an immortal soul. They believe that once you die, you remain unconscious till judgment day.
10. They do not believe heaven is our home. They say that only 144,000 is destined to go to heaven.

I could go on and on.

They contradict virtually every teachings of the Christian faith.

They are the people the scripture describes as agents of darkness disguised as ministers of light.
Uncle, can you justify all that they don't believe but you believe in?
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Baptized As A Jehovah’s Witness by chatinent: 8:27am On Jan 11, 2023
lansile:
After such a fantastic career, the African in her woke up and she is ready to start walking about the street shouting Jesus is coming! Good luck with that
Lol. Jehovah's witnesses don't go on the street shouting nothing. They prefer a one-on-one chat.
Family › Re: Upgrading Your Woman, A Threat Or A Fortune? by chatinent: 3:08pm On Jan 10, 2023
It happened to your wife doesn't mean she represents all women. Tag and blame your wife alone and stop being generic.


My woman is the best thing that happened to me.
Food › Re: Help! I Can't Stop Drinking Tin Milk Everyday by chatinent:
It will milk you dry.

Business › Re: Palm Credit Asking For Card Pin by chatinent: 12:37pm On Jan 10, 2023
You folks should create a virtual card for online payments and fund it when necessary. This way you control and manage your main accounts.
Politics › Re: Adamawa Residents Troop Out To Wash Off "APC Stains" by chatinent: 9:11am On Jan 10, 2023
TheChameleon:
grin

This happens in ALL campaigns.

Read no meaning to it.

Tinubu wouldn't win in Adamawa but will take at least 30% of votes there.

He will still be President.

The daydreamers never say how their online President will win any ward in The North.

Close your eyes and imagine how Peter Obi will win a single ward in Kano - 484, Katsina - 361 or Sokoto - 244. Just ONE.








Modified - gotten a lot of mentions from angry Zombidiots. grin



See, Tinubu will win lots of wards in the North. Not because of love but MONEY. Only a fool wouldn't know the influence of money in African elections. People will stop voting for money in maybe 50 years in Nigeria, 100 years in poorer African countries.
Yeah, you are right.
Family › Re: What Is the experience getting married to A Medical Doctor? by chatinent: 11:33pm On Jan 09, 2023
So you now need connection to get married?


Omo, life don spoil.
Crime › Re: Body Of Unidentified Woman Found Dumped In Minna (Graphic Photos) by chatinent: 9:55pm On Jan 09, 2023
Omo, murder is the new normal. God abeg
Programming › Re: My Funny Reality How I Became A Programmer and Started Earning by chatinent(op): 9:46pm On Jan 09, 2023
okpaire2005:
He didn't say it was html and css job he said he paid a tutor to help him learn programming which may be a python or JavaScript project but he didn't express it that he got paid $400 to build something with just HTML and CSS he even said that that's not programming
You really didn’t have to respond to anyone. Allow people believe and say what they want. It actually doesn’t matter inasmuch as you’ve made your point. I made my point already. I really don’t need to explain specially to anyone. On Nairaland, people attack you and leave the message like you give a fck‘bout them. That’s why I use my power to reasoning to discern those worthy of a response…not just anyone. Lol. Funny things.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by chatinent: 7:55pm On Jan 09, 2023
Religious yenyenyen.
Food › Re: The Catfish I Bought ₦2,800 And How I Prepared It by chatinent: 4:06pm On Jan 09, 2023
ahnie:
Maaa shift come collect like 50 heltros? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Programming › Re: My Funny Reality How I Became A Programmer and Started Earning by chatinent(op): 4:05pm On Jan 09, 2023
kkins25:
As with most freelancers, we learn on the job! The important thing is to secure the work first grin grin grin anything after can come later!
You are wiser.
Food › Re: The Catfish I Bought ₦2,800 And How I Prepared It by chatinent: 3:29pm On Jan 09, 2023
Omo, I love seeing catfish peppersoup but don't like eating it...upon we dey rear am.
Politics › Re: Olawoyin Magaji Is Dead! Kwara Assembly Majority Leader Dies by chatinent: 1:30pm On Jan 09, 2023
I won't say what I want to say before una say I wicked.

Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Supports Her Fiance As He Opens An Auto Shop by chatinent: 1:29pm On Jan 09, 2023
Hubby?

Programming › Re: My Funny Reality How I Became A Programmer and Started Earning by chatinent(op): 1:14pm On Jan 09, 2023
GREATIGBOMAN:
Good but kinda hard to believe.

Call me a pessimist but I'm just wondering the timeframe it took you to complete this job and how long it took you to actually learnt all what you learnt from your mentor.

Your client must be a very patient client.

More believable to say u used the $100 to outsource the Job.
It all matters in how optimistic you are to work. I had background knowledge already but was amateur.

Of course, it's a three-month job. Outsourcing programming jobs doesn't go well.

I have my ways.

You can always be perfect at things when you are willing to learn and there's sb willing to give it all to you.

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