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Pass me the kaikai.

It's not anything mystical. They buried the wrong corpse.

Just to look like they are working, they gave a trojan a new name!

Una dey anti-useful.

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What's the payment plan?

I wish Ukraine the strength and motivation to play.

After luring her, you're now playing the blame game. Even the devil was straightforward with his temptations.

lalalista:
I was at first bank today to withdraw the sum of 200k, the cashier gave me 1000naira bundles and two 500 naira bundles that were already bound and stamped. Based on trust, I collected the cash without asking her to confirm it, only for me to get home and discover that 2 of the 500naira notes were replaced with 200naira. Please what should I do? How can I tackle this? I would have stormed the bank tomorrow but tomorrow is Saturday

It's probably an oversight, and accept it, you are partially to be blamed. Why? The bank always clearly advise customers to count their sums before leaving.

It depends on what the contract defines “free.”

Big ladies here, una husband don start again.

IamCeazer:
Leave d guy abeg. See ur balance still yu no wan allow d guy rest. If yu need ur money back, draft d letter

Some people's comments make me hate Nigeria the more.

Just watch how Buhari will respond.

See as people don spoil the chances of a Nigerian girl to japa as she see client.

Oga wey go have unprotected sex inko? Wey even dey married! I don't think he deserves good direction for the fact he cheated on some lady out there he calls his wife!

You fellas should have left the Nigerian girl to embezzle his life.

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Happy New Month, chief.

Tueh!

Ok

Six months or six decades?

Moreign001:
So my ex girlfriend who dumped me because I wasn't rich enough for her, chatted me up and requested for an urgent 35k.
I told her I'm having issues with my bank, but that I'm going to ask my girlfriend to send her the money... She got very upset! How did I offend her??

Can't you just say NO?! Is she even worth lying to? NO is basically enough treatment.

BirtherOfKings:
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Unfortunately pastor disagrees cos he is divorced and 12 years older plus broke and lives with his mama ..I certainly know how to choose them

Ok, you mean he was not a qualifed candidate for you to leech?

I just realized I don't know the names of all the neighbors I have lived with.

E no go pass male teacher wey en name na Biodun.

PDP should shut the f up! They are the same with APC!

The whole politics thing is for personal gains! They know the bandits and everyone who terrorizes. They are they.

Another hunger to shoot innocent protesters? Typical of this devilish govt.

If I no nod am, call me pastard. And that's not all, he must replace it before he leaves there.

Police wey no come say na fake. Lol.

Useless app that's irresponsive.

The only thing I like about this app is that it is easy to uninstall.

Make una put Buhari on history sha. HE is a weapon fashioned against Nigeria.

Buhari is a weapon fashioned against Nigeria.

Buhari is a weapon fashioned against Nigeria.

AdeolaOmoOba:
Anything like this wey you see inside bush, wey animals no touch, my brother vacate o. No reason am at all. Na poisonous fruit.

It's not poisonous.

Failed on arrival.

Three things I observed:

1. The brother is the biggest fool in the world. Tueh! He so entitled, sounds so lazy and wants to eat his cake and have it. Make he go work! He has to learn to be independent!

2. The Nigerian Police are pawns for the elite class. Just imagine Annie sending the police to tow a vehicle for her. Isn't that the work of agbero!

3. I am not taking sides. I am commenting based on both reactions...both are arguing differently and psychology says both are seeking for public acceptance while they do their backyard chiwetala agu to themselves.



But on a second thought, siblings these days want to live their full life ripping you off and don't want to work! Just tell them about working and you'll see the distasteful look they'll present! Even when you are about to settle down as a man—the time they should start making their lives matter—they’ll still be there suckling you!

We dey suffer for this life sha! Parents failed in many ways!

E mad me one day when my cousin wey ask me for school fees report give my nigga say he asked me for money and I sent half but I'll be using money to buy goods and be saying I don't have money! God! As my friend play the record, tears commot for my eye. Somebody I sent 60% of the total money in my account and had to even borrow to complete what I wanted to do. If I had the means to collect that N30k back, I would have! Till today, that experience still create a trauma in me. He may be wondering why till tomorrow I won't send him shishi again! I will never do it.

I disowned him and unfriended my friend in my mind that day. Till today I don't keep friends unless you'll explain why my cousin felt so comfortable tarnishing my image in front of that friend!


I refuse to take sides but her brother is the worst fool I have ever seen in my life!

But how come Annie‘s brother come resemble 2face or am I the only one who noticed?

Sth wey you go run, you dey there dey form patriotic! E go clear you. You feel Nigeria is worth it!