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Crime › Re: Missing Child by chatinent: 8:50pm On Apr 02, 2022
I dearly pray he's found.
Politics › Re: Presidential Aspirant, Tien Jack Rich Visits Kaduna State Govt Donates N15m To V by chatinent: 8:48pm On Apr 02, 2022
Munzy14:
And he knows grin
Lol. I'm glad he knows.
Politics › Re: Presidential Aspirant, Tien Jack Rich Visits Kaduna State Govt Donates N15m To V by chatinent: 8:35pm On Apr 02, 2022
Good gesture but he won't win the election.
Family › Re: Please Advice Me by chatinent: 7:26pm On Apr 02, 2022
Ok
Romance › Re: Is It A Sin To Visit Brothel - Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria Is Most Expensive by chatinent:
Whatever rocks your boat. To survive, I decided not to care much.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Rats Will Never Like This Thread! by chatinent: 5:40pm On Apr 02, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
That is Satan's Pastors!

God's Pastors know that IT IS THEIR JOB to help the needy which is even why Tithes and Many things are given them. For they know The Law is - "that there be no more poor in the land".
There are no “God's Pastors”... whatever that means. All we have are billionaires using God's name to make money.

Quote me anywhere.
Food › Re: What's Your Favourite Alcoholic Drink And Why? by chatinent: 5:15pm On Apr 02, 2022
Yawns.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Rats Will Never Like This Thread! by chatinent: 5:14pm On Apr 02, 2022
Pastors will rather swear for anyone who will rather not pay tithes than give these kids.
Politics › Re: Governor Makinde to Sue Sahara Reporters Over False Reports About Book Contract by chatinent: 5:10pm On Apr 02, 2022
But is it true or sb who has more upper hands feeling fly?
Crime › Re: How I Escaped Being Raped By A Hotel Manager ― Osun Serving Corps Member by chatinent: 2:36pm On Apr 02, 2022
What I cannot understand is why the hotel wasn't mentioned nor the manager arrested. Sorry for your experiences but next time, no matter the condition you are going through, the past tense of bite is bit.

Thanks
Christianity Etc › Share Your Experiences With Prophets. by chatinent(op): 9:59am On Apr 02, 2022
I boarded a Keke that has two passengers already seated. I made it the third passenger.

Normally, once I am in public transit, I do not join in whatever discussion that's brought up. I strictly mind my business or I press my phone. So as I was surfing the web, unknown to me, the guy close-by was peeking through.

Next thing was this conversation:
The Guy: I see you moving to the United States. Do you believe it?

Me: (looks to his direction and feigns a soft smile).

The Guy: I'm prophet Jero. With this your complexion, I see you in greater heights. I can pray for you.

Me: (forced another weak smile). Thank you.

The Guy: Have you traveled abroad before?

Me: (ignores him completely and the smile turning to a frown).

By the way, my bus stop was next. While the driver was negotiating a bend to stop so those who'll alight will, you guys need to see how this guy was forcing me to save his number so he'll pray for me. I simply told him thanks and walked away. He was so embarrassed.



Well, I didn't want to be rude or sth but believe me, religion in Nigeria is the biggest scam.

Do share your experiences.
Politics › Re: Terrorists Kill 1,545 In Kaduna, Zamfara, Others In 90 Days by chatinent:
lilvicky68:
He might have gotten the line new.

And even if it's him that's 2015..
A cobra cannot totally change its spots. Pastorship is business. You only give people what you think they expect from you.

There is no righteous man on earth. Especially, Nigerian self-acclaimed men of God. (Ecclesiastes 7:20).
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell This Guy That He Has Body Odour? by chatinent: 9:41am On Apr 02, 2022
You can just tell him using tact...

Hi Mannabbgrills,
“There's this discount on Jumia Friday Flash Sales. Come check it out.” Show him some of the collections. Then act surprised and show him Nivea. Talk a bit about how nice it is and promise to get him one pair for him to attest to your claims.


✌️
Sports › Re: I Would Have Done Better Than Eguavoen – Rohr by chatinent: 9:40am On Apr 02, 2022
No blame games! They did their best.

The pressure was too much on them!
Politics › Re: Resign If You Can’t Secure Nigerians, TUC Tells Buhari by chatinent: 9:39am On Apr 02, 2022
He should resign and be jailed for life.
Politics › Re: Terrorists Kill 1,545 In Kaduna, Zamfara, Others In 90 Days by chatinent:
Righteousness is coming to preach doomsday with another of his myraid of accounts...and why you should contact him for prayers and deliverance so you won't go to hell fire.


Meanwhile, this is he on another account wanting a busty lady for hookup.

Everybody na hypocrite laslas sha

Laslas, na client all man dey find.

Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Scared Of Approaching Female In The Armed Forces? by chatinent: 9:25am On Apr 02, 2022
Because they are difficult to uninstall. grin
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Help On This Kind Of Impotence by chatinent: 9:25am On Apr 02, 2022
How old is it? I mean this foolishness?
Politics › Re: Buhari Govt Approved Terrorists Who Bombed Abuja- Kaduna Train - Omokri by chatinent: 8:02am On Apr 02, 2022
I don't care what Reno said but Buhari is the worst thing that happened to Nigeria. He is an insult to failures.
Politics › Re: What Name Is Given To A Man Whose Wife Is A Governor Or President by chatinent: 8:01am On Apr 02, 2022
Wife of the Governor.

Politics › Re: Fuel: Buhari’s Unkept Promises, Failures And Bungled Subsidy Policy by chatinent: 7:59am On Apr 02, 2022
BUHARI is a full grown failure.
Crime › Re: Please If I Join Cult Will I Meet Davido? by chatinent: 7:57am On Apr 02, 2022
Yes.

Politics › Re: El-Rufai: We Will Bring In Foreign Mercenaries If FG Fails To End Terrorism by chatinent: 7:42am On Apr 02, 2022
So in other words, out soldiers are useless?
Family › Re: What Should I Do? by chatinent: 6:40am On Apr 02, 2022
Brolosho say “its love, it's not infatuation.”

Lol. Nothing wey man no go see.
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye: How A Text Message Ended My Sorrow Over Lost Son by chatinent: 6:38am On Apr 02, 2022
Ok
Events › Re: Six Important Things You Must Do Before Your Wedding Day. by chatinent: 9:04pm On Apr 01, 2022
Nice write-up.
Romance › Re: H by chatinent: 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2022
Clap your hands, you've made it in life.
Romance › Re: Please I Need A Girl I Can Share My Mind With Please I Am Dieing by chatinent: 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2022
Your mom loves you more than any girl.
Romance › Re: Karma Is Real Or Breakfast Go Reach Everybody? by chatinent: 8:37pm On Apr 01, 2022
LucyArts:
E dy ur hand comrade cheesy
Mehn, it's diluted sha.

Just enjoy yourself. Make nobody sad you.
Politics › Re: Abia Deputy Governor, Ude Oko Joins Governorship Race by chatinent: 8:31pm On Apr 01, 2022
Another full grown failure.
Education › Re: Katsina Governor Instructs School Teachers To Teach In Their Mother's Tongue by chatinent: 8:29pm On Apr 01, 2022
As if no bi the mother tongue dem dey use before.
Romance › Re: Miracle! A 70 Year Old Woman Gives Birth To Her First Child by chatinent: 8:28pm On Apr 01, 2022
Medically unwelcoming.

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