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Hm. Hackers should zukwanuike.

I mean why are they excessively greedy.

Upon the high increase in the price of fuel, you'll still experience this (see image below).


How would you tie the nozzle to a degree that even after the metre stops reading, over a litre will be left inside the nozzle that will probably rewind. Isn't this fraud on its own? Upon una don reset metre, una still dey tie am. Na wa o.

The tendency to scam people by sellers is just so high in Nigeria.

You joined the force to spoil the country and you say you care?

What our leaders need is biancacetamol. I mean massive dosage prescribed by the public, that will be more than the one given to Ebele.


Politicians need to be biancad.

Lol.. Nigeria na country? See allegation

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Now that you've used speed to come and check what doesn't concern you, oya reverse and gear 3.

Tell me the truth, who show your this fine girl? I mean, who did you pay money to toast am?

BTW, make I no hear say you no cook goat meat pepper soup because you go see me there live and direct.

Na so.✌️

First date in Tantalizer that year, and babe farted. Not only did I hear it was directly from her, the smell was diabolic. Guilty conscience pushed her to say sth was smelly. I was like “mess dey smell en owner?”

Fine girl denied all allegations and even began crying and raising her voice in denial. People sitting close to us were already adjusting to a place the smell wouldn't reach them. The stupid thing I did was I didn't even know why I didn't stand up there. I was all seated inhaling bad smell... I didn't know if it was because I didn't want to embarrass her or maybe I was just stupid.

Wtf.

Five hours down the lane excorting her home, fine girl agreed she was the one and started laughing and I'm like wtf is funny about being a terrorist!

Wetin concern when you resume with what you have to do?

Aren't you paid to resume timely?

God1000:
lol, they don't want another Putin giving them headache, Israel is in serious hot water.

They are bullies pretending so nice.

You'll not get gigs as a new Nigerian freelancer. Find sb to open a US account for you.

Chances are still low to new accounts.

You even have the time to maintain a chat with a Nigerian girl that's not your girlfriend or wife.

I don't do that. Nothing wey me and you wan talk...apart from business.

They are pests. Entitled pests!

I hail the 30% of Nigerian girls who aren't pests. Those who work hard! Because two minutes into a chat with 70% of Nigerian girls, the chat is prone to be heading to billing. I mean criminal billing.

If it's not her period that needs drugs, it's her birthday coming up every month, or her airtime/data needing you to recharge to keep the chat going. Same format she shares to all the guys on their list.

Little wonder you see that percent of entitled girls spending extravagantly, needing things their lineage cannot afford, and placing top celebrity priorities of their cheap selves that have zilch to offer. Because all they think they have to offer is their body. Brest and yansh na asset? So they think that before you pharaoh their red sea you must spend! And y'all girls who do these wonder why that guy wouldn't use you and dump? No bi you begin using him initially?


Na guys wey wan chat (probably sleep) with every girl sha dey experience this because I see no reason why when I neither collected your number nor chatted you for you to chat me and tell me to send you money. When your real life papa no dey craze.

Why is she surprised? Wasn't it on her consent the cup got there?

No press release as to his arrest. Now he's released.

Why is the US always feeling insecure when other countries attempt to outsmart it with weapons?

Totilopussylick:
I hope you will not call the police when the real armed robbers pay you a surprise visit .

Both of them do the same job in Nigeria.

See person wey dem say me and am from Adam and Eve.

Dem go dey use grammar dey confuse brothermen.

Una go extradite or una no go extradite?

Inasmuch as it may look somehow to them, I don't think you owe him any explanation. If he wants a gen so badly, he should buy one.

When nepa office dey use gen?

Johel:
God go bless your hustle...e go give you the connect...Be steadfast...God no go shame us.

I need connection abeg

E choke. Immunity cloak dead.

Wife slapped.

Husband picked.

Baba be wan run.

We know he'll come out soon..but let's enjoy the news as it lasts. Well, contact me for thesis and dissertation writing.

Greatest regret: Being a Nigerian student.

I fear police pass armed robbers.

The world has deteriorated completely.

Make dem check well, even VC dey forge age.

Na groundnut I dey hawk. Make una show me the way abeg

Sounds like a ritualist game. May he be flogged to coma.

By property, you mean a car or bras?

mariovito:
You just made me remember primary school in Igbuzo, once you chop that mgadume na till night hunger go come again.
Mgbadume a.k.a eribe aguagu

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