₦airaland Forum

Just look at the bug-infested foam.

No so e dey for every school. Nigeria is done and dusted.

pansophist:
I support with 1M naira.

Please pm me when and where it will take place. If I can't attend, I'll send someone to verify and observe how a human can change to a cat or even any animal. Infact change to anything, I'll still pay. I always hear, but have never witnessed juju first hand.

Make I do video share you? For N100m.

Mavor:
pointless comment.

That's the point.

Cokahot:
I will expose u, thief

You called him a scammer. What did he steal from you?

ItsGoodToBeGood:
You mean say them dey look face before billing?

Na car the uncle use propose na. So the girl fit don tell her pale say her bobo get the gram make dem bill am. Now imagine wetin papa wey e don tey e see N20k bundle go fit do.

You don go carry four-corner head show dem say you be resident Elon Musk na. Why dem no go bill you?

8 gallons of palmwine? Na drunkard competition?

Kolanut/Kanda enough? Na food dem come chop for your head? And they called this part items for knocking the door? Na your money dem wan use design their stomach interior decor.

So after they knock the door eating all those, they'll now loosen their belt to eat the main bride price?

16 gallons of palmwine? Mehn.
Look at all the crates of beer there!

Only compensations na N250k? Compensating them for what? Na cow dem rear?

Under “other items,” bride price is there but they said negotiable. Wetin come be all these ones dem dey list before?

Uncle mah confuse call am “traditional wedding list.” Na marriage only o make e no double your eye.

Baba, after marrying her, she dare not call you honey. You are her personal lord and savior!


Obinna, my heart goes out to you.

Abeg jare, contact me for thesis and dissertation writing.

kenzysmith:
how bro pls tell me I want to learn

Just send the gram, bro.

kenzysmith:
if hunger catch me I no feel sell catapult bro he no make sense

Me mah dey sell catapult. Hunger dey brov. If I see N500k, I don build supermarket.

If that was the reason, I think it will still pour out when it's balanced due to over flow.

Hunger never catch this ogbeni before sha.

Leave pastors and prophets and WORK!

That uncle, Ben Chiobi, looks like Kanayo o Kanayo.

Well, it's nice Soludo is making sacrifices for Anambra. Abeg jare, contact me for thesis and dissertation writing.

NigeriaNawa:
The USA also has hypersonic missiles and guess what ? Over 5000 thermonuclear war heads. So, just as Russia can destroy US cities, the US can destroy Russian cities. And besides, when you add NATO, Russia is up against circa 7000 thermonuclear war heads.

Small reminder - Nobody wins in a nulcear war.

True.

So na only poor people fit disgrace for this country.

Cardealer2021:
The truth is that with Nigeria current economy 50k(less than a $100) can't sustain a family of four, make the husband reason am
*She will buy food stuff
*Transport
*Snacks for the kids and miscellaneous on her own side.
Let the man make it like 70k at least.

Even me single guy with no responsibility spend more than that a week sometimes not to talk of family of 4

No bi everybody dey carry ashawo, bro.

I get lonely when I'm not busy and wish to share moments with her say a week or more and I noticed even if she has enough free time she only wants to spend a day or two or at most a week.

My friend, if you need her company so bad, go and marry her and make her company with you forever.

Stop letting conji borrow your voice.

JOEGENIUS:
As many as you want
DM me on Whatsapp

No, thanks.

I don't understand what you'll take on after we advise you but if I were in your shoes, I'll sit her down and talk sense into her.
No petting!
No sweet names!


It's a legit: “let this be the first and last time you talk to me in that way. And here is how it is going to be: you are going to be using N30k each month to cook for the next six months until you learn to manage. Most families feed with N7k weekly on food for more than three persons and you are making me look stupid giving you N50k with some other sums for misc for just you, the baby, and I...when I also provide money for bulk purchases. I warn you, don't angry me, and you've been banned from requesting additional money from me till further notice!” Well, btw, Abeg jare, contact me for thesis and dissertation writing.

Dem no go pay. No bi Naija again?

EmperorHadrain:
And risk all their coastal cities incinerated ?

Russia has well over 6,000 thermonuclear war heads with each capable of destroying New York. Add their hypertonic missile capabilities, and the entire east and west coast will be incinerated long before CNN could announce it as breaking news.

Spot on.

And the US discovered that their multi-million budget on the military is futile if Russia still has an upper hand.

Everything about Russia is nuclear..and guess what? 6000 is an understatement!

Not like I support Russia or America, but I know the military too well.

Everybody dey collect wotowoto.

Candidlady:



Ireally don't care for wealth! Iwill ride you like em Amazon women, if only you promise to ride for me!

I promise.

Flahyuq:
I wish i was a cow.....Just eating grass in a field
No Rent,No Sub,No Job,No Family stress,No woman Wahala.....Just Moo

Upload your picture let me see.

Why is the US supporting Ukraine by proxy because Russia is their common enemy? Why can't they come full frontal?

Smiles

123yes:
Mr man Universities in the north produce more quality graduates than those of the south. Ask employers, they will tell you. I am an ibo. i school in the north and did my service in the south west, i am in a better position to tell you that this misconception about northern students are very wrong. Making first class in ahmadu bello university no be here especially in history, sociology, economics and mechanical engineering. When i did my service in Ogun state in 2007, we were 6 corpers posted in a particular company owned by the wife of the former minister of justice BOLA AJIBOLA four of those corpers were from the south east and south west. only one of the can express and communicate very well the other 3 especially one of the ladies from warri cannot write better than a primary school pupils we wonder how she was able to pass her exams to graduate with 22.

Thanks for your opinion.
I schooled in the north too and my opinions were what happened around me.

After ASUU strike and everything, he come grad you say make dem not call am arch? What branch of hell are you repping?

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You mah no even know say you bi deputy boyfriend.

E bi like you new come Nigeria.

Munzy14:
You be Ramsey Noah abii majid Michael

But you must woo your woman anyhow you take do am..

Lol