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Skyview01:
Omo! One day. Na so i quarel with my wife, she com bring dinner for me, nice oha soup and akpu, na so i rejected the food like chairman.
I was so proud, hungry and could not sleep in the night . I was hungry and proud. Midnight, i tried to tippy toe to the kitchen and chop clean mouth. My pride no gree.
Since that time, i don learn. Anytime i quarel with my wife, i go frown face chop all the food she presents.

This is the most funny thing I have read today.

dettolgel:
I will never use sex as a tool against my partner but if my partner tried it "she go regret am ooh".

At the beginning my partner wan try that kind parole with me. I just begin knack one smallie like that wey don dey eye me since. After two months my woman come ask me say since she said no I never ask her for sex again or beg her whether me dey Bleep for outside?

I can niether confirm nor deny me come give her this proverb "if your pikin come meet you say mama give me food hungry dey worry me. Food dey house ooh but you come deny your pikin food. Wetin u think say go happen if your pikin carry empty belll go neighbour house and neighbour come offer the pikin food?

As I talk finish I just wear my clothe go gist for my guy house.

When I come back that night na she come serve me the kpekus. The next morning I just tell smallie say sorry I don turn a new man.

But we still dey yarn time to time and I dey sort out some of her money matter but no knacking.

Through out the tryst with the smallie I wear sheen guard before this small girls go spoil my blood.

I hope you understand if she also cheats on you.

deltateam:
I wonder what people discuss before marriage. The day any woman in the name of wife ever uses sex denial on me, her box will reach her parents house.

Pure African man.

Whose failure is it?

Hers?

It's actually yours.

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, this epistle without telling us what you did a abi?
There are actually severe instances where you'd be mad at your spouse and not desire to be intimate with them.
Tell us what you did oga.

He prolly did sth he is ashamed to talk about.

Iyaebe:
When and if I get married and my husband hurts me,I will deny him sex till he finds a way to make me happy again. Why should any reasonable man get erection when his wife is hurt?So don't go close to your wife for sex if she's hurt,solve the problems first before coming for 360degrees and snake in the monkey shadow styles lol

You spoil no be small.

sisisioge:
All these irrational people sef! You offended someone, you havent apologized and you expect her to tender the pusssy happily and joyfully? Hian! Isnt the darn pusssy part of her body? How can someone unhappy with you happily give one part of her body while the rest of her is not in it? What the fork is wrong with these male forks bayi? Who the hell raised these people? Dang! For most of you, your greatest achievement on this planet earth is being born with a dick! How lame!


Whew! I'm so sorry, but can we have emotional intelligence added as a compulsory course in schools at all levels? One of the things that astound me the most is how irrational people try to explain their irrationality to themselves and others. It is well.

This hanty will fight OP if it is in reality. I am not a prophet.

GeneralPula:
Based on?

Logistics.

If you have any link with a lecturer, it will be faster...and he'll bypass some miscellaneous you-know you-know.

mariahAngel:
Oh...OK.

Kaa.

It's a pleasure meeting you.

This is becoming unbecoming.

Sb said the MI dem draw for en CD dey tall pass the reality.

Is nor me that say it.

mariahAngel:
Ngwanu.

Biko nwa anwuna nne gi, I wukwanu onye olee?

Your dialect is very familiar.

Abia Steeti.

Midas01:
Port Harcourt

Lol. I don't have a plug there.

mariahAngel:
Na Agofure you for put am naaa....

Ekenedilichukwu go carry am go Ekwulobia.

LOL.

mariahAngel:
Oga Chatinent, na you chop dis one?

Nne m, enweghị m ego and I can't kill myself, mekpebiri iji nke a wee gbado ahu.

glimpse:
To Port Harcourt o.

I go put am for Ekeledirchukwu.

Fear summarised people.

Mention your location.

Moxil:
You are a very stupid person, if you can't advice or help the op....shut up and quench, people like will be looking at someone that is dieing of 10naira you won't be able to give

All right.

IVORY2009:
Yes you can

Abeg send location. My throat is already doing me somehow.

IVORY2009:
Wow delicious

Yeah, boss.

glimpse:
I only need the crabs. I have been craving it since ooo

Make I waybill am?

IVORY2009:
Chicken stew

Omg. Can I visit you brother?

IVORY2009:
Rice, moi moi and stew ready

Oppooo

Snap Moro.

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chudez0147:
Let me know when you are in kumasi let's hook up. I'll be there too. Right now am in dubai

Send a mail bro, let's keep in touch.

BeeBeeOoh:
And you took it personal

Who vexed you this morning?

Lols.

BeeBeeOoh:
Heaven is very far from you

E pain me.

SeunTheOwner:
My Pastor wanted to give a women money yesterday but she sneak out of the church, even when the pastor asked her to wait. I was sent to her house, again she was not at home.

That woman is in your category who thinks churchy things is a problematic.

Just because of indomie, egg and banana, You want to work 247? Body to tell you na

Read her story.

Loan her the ₦30k. Tag and blame me.