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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by chatinent: 5:46pm On Oct 03, 2021
Just downloaded egusi soup with two fruits of fufu.

The hunger no gree me post before eating.

Family › Re: I Offended My Wife And She Is Denying Me Sex by chatinent: 5:41pm On Oct 03, 2021
Starz825:
Guy... you good
But i still pity you Sha
You ain't married and you know all this and for your mind ..you will be able to handle things when you eventually get married...

Sha know that it doesn't work that way Sha...
I pray you marry your own.
What if I am a consultant? Lol. What if I am married? Lol
Politics › Re: Viral Video Of Defence Minister Wielding A Gun Is Fake - Nigerian Army by chatinent: 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2021
kolaaderin:
you dont even know a G wagon when you see one. That is not a G wagon man
I know. Since it is a replica of the Mercedes, I gave it the honour.
Family › Re: "Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Successful Marriage" Is A Statement Of Stupidity by chatinent: 5:15pm On Oct 03, 2021
Vinnie2000:
As I have told Mr Chatinent,
In History, Men have NEVER been expected to be Virgins!!

Infact, Male Virginity is not Respected!

Do ladies respect Male Virgins? huh

Ask many Naija Babes! Many do not want a Virgin as Partner or husbands!
Most wants a Johnny sins Nigga..A Man dat can Fvckk dem 3 Hours Non-stop! cool

So Really, If You are a Girl, Virginity is For u Pple..
Not for us Guys! kiss sad
Your stress is on what you think the other gender wants and not on what is right. I don't support stereotypes.
Family › Re: "Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Successful Marriage" Is A Statement Of Stupidity by chatinent: 5:07pm On Oct 03, 2021
Vinnie2000:
My Friend!;
There is Nothing like Male Virgins!

I have said it here B4

Nature/society DOES NOT place any value on Male Virginity!
Infact, you as a 26 yr old dude, gather a group of girls and tell Dem you are a Virgin, Many will Deride and think of you as a Weirdo! sad embarassed

But for Ladies, Their Virginity is Like Precious Diamond!
It has always been of High value!! smiley

So you see, Male Virginity is Thrash! Female virginity is Bae! wink smiley
Hello,

I don't actually care who thinks it's outdated. What is normal is still normal.
Sports › Re: BREAKING; Messi Wanted By INTERPOL ! by chatinent: 4:25pm On Oct 03, 2021
Lol
Politics › Re: Viral Video Of Defence Minister Wielding A Gun Is Fake - Nigerian Army by chatinent: 4:24pm On Oct 03, 2021
tutudesz:
That 9ice, I know some big boys also use it in their convoy grin since the car look like G wagon cool
No bi say it looks like, it's G-wagon.

I guess it's bullet proof too.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2021
Emotionalbeing:
Lol.. That's for the whole year nar
Gbamsolutely...that's the spirit.
Politics › Re: Viral Video Of Defence Minister Wielding A Gun Is Fake - Nigerian Army by chatinent: 4:19pm On Oct 03, 2021
tutudesz:
Most senior military officers official cars are the G80.
Yeah, I noticed. Even some governors.
Politics › Re: Viral Video Of Defence Minister Wielding A Gun Is Fake - Nigerian Army by chatinent: 4:13pm On Oct 03, 2021
tutudesz:
Innoson G80 and that person is the Core Commander of Education
I have a feeling Innoson's variant is stronger than that of Mercedes.
Romance › Re: Please Am I Right Or Wrong? by chatinent:
Even juju cannot make a man, I repeat, a man, burn ₦5m outta his ₦10m on ladies! It cannot happen anywhere on earth.

Men who say they spend ₦100k on hookers mah make me feel they are chronic liars!

Wetin dey the body wey you dey spend reach ₦100k! Abi is it not the cha cha cha cha we know again abi has it changed? How much come bi Yoruba girls bride price?
Family › Re: "Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Successful Marriage" Is A Statement Of Stupidity by chatinent: 4:08pm On Oct 03, 2021
I vote for male virgins for female virgins and nothing less.


Brolosho for borehole, as you call it!
Family › Re: "Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Successful Marriage" Is A Statement Of Stupidity by chatinent: 4:01pm On Oct 03, 2021
Wetin bi virginity self? Person wey never have vaginal sex but has MouthAction and other kiniko?

Until men start placing emphasis on their virginity will I take anyone serious.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by chatinent: 3:49pm On Oct 03, 2021
Emotionalbeing:
Sweetie
In my mind, you are very welcome to stay here for three months, four times yearly.
Politics › Re: Viral Video Of Defence Minister Wielding A Gun Is Fake - Nigerian Army by chatinent: 2:15pm On Oct 03, 2021
Ok o.

So the G-wagon is fake too?
Family › Re: Letter To Parents From A Singaporean Principal (A Must Read) by chatinent: 2:13pm On Oct 03, 2021
Here to read comments.
Romance › Re: My Encounter With A Girl That Stopped Picking Calls. by chatinent: 2:06pm On Oct 03, 2021
Smiles.
Christianity Etc › Re: Worshippers Electrocuted At El-Adonai Evangelical Church In Abule-Egba, Lagos by chatinent: 2:02pm On Oct 03, 2021
The pastors should be sued! You can't endanger people's lives all in the name of tithes and offerings.
Crime › Re: Have You Seen This Missing 18 Year Old Girl? (pictures) by chatinent: 2:01pm On Oct 03, 2021
Oh men! Wakawaka suppose dey stay one place na
Sports › Re: Oshoala, Oparanozie Score As Barcelona And Dijon Win. by chatinent: 1:59pm On Oct 03, 2021
Osho, my darling.
Romance › Re: . by chatinent: 1:57pm On Oct 03, 2021
SportsHD, come and see abomination
Politics › Re: Breaking News-ipob Releases Names And Phone Numbers Of Sponsors Of Killings by chatinent: 1:57pm On Oct 03, 2021
Hmm.
Family › Re: I Offended My Wife And She Is Denying Me Sex by chatinent: 12:02pm On Oct 03, 2021
shashaperry:
I really love this! come and take a peck on your cheeck kiss kiss
Please convert the peck to dollars.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Am No Longer Sure If Hell Fire Exist by chatinent: 11:39am On Oct 03, 2021
The Bible clearly didn't say the wages of sin is hellfire. It said the wages sin pays is death!

Hellfire is a false teaching to scare people!
Food › Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by chatinent: 11:37am On Oct 03, 2021
luvtoteach:
It is well jare my sister.
He who wears the shoe that knows it pinches
God will see you through
Honestly, it makes more sense to send people in need money than sending big prayers. The money is like a prayer answered. Think about it.


cc: lalasticlala, mynd44 seun
Food › Re: See the meal a churchy Nigerian almost made me missed today. by chatinent:
Who never chop go get strength go church?

Las las if pastor no see offering, en no go vex go house? No bi money pastors dey find? Or you think e dey sweet am to shout empty handed waka?

Na food you go find... children gats chop.


Shey the Pharisee wey dey blame you gree give you money? No. So she and anyone who'd castigate you should find a shortcut to hell.

You were selfless in providing for your family and that's the most important thing. God is not expecting us to do more than what we can! He knows we are imperfect!
NYSC › Re: My Life Is A Mess Right Now, I Need Some Advice Please! by chatinent: 11:27am On Oct 03, 2021
You don't deserve insults. You deserve to be used to insult others!


Nonsense and ingredients!

Continue gambling.
Romance › Re: Groom Leaves Bride To Dance With Another Lady At Their Wedding Reception (Video) by chatinent:
This is what happens when the brolosho in you whispers to you: “arise o compatriot.”

I can't help but notice the soldiers there...therefore the guy is a soldier or has linkups.

Who dey trust soldiers anyways? Lol.

Mehn, the wife was so embarrassed at the nonsense she is getting married to who had to disgrace her in toto in front of her family, friends, well-wishers, and evil-wishers. And people were hailing the black mamba!

I am sure they sang Chike - Running to you there...and everyone was dancing to the tunes when he said I'll be right beside you like the walls of Jericho. Lol, e never even celebrate two years together, the wall of Jericho has fallen flat.


All these black mambas gentle ladies dey marry tho. The mumu bride no even stand up go overtake that agent of evil dancing with her black mamba...she made it look like a bribe price naim dey pay for her head. Na person dey signal am to come dance and takeover!

See as everyone was seeing nothing wrong with this thing! But if it were the bride who did this to some guy there...eh hen..they will start calling her all the names in the world. She may even be divorced there before even getting married. But see how the black mamba was shining his kola-coloured teeth coming back from the sin as though he were papilo.

This world is shifted.
Spits!

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Good People Suffer? by chatinent: 11:12am On Oct 03, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin shall arsenal fan not support Arsenal? grin
You spelt truth incorrectly.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Good People Suffer? by chatinent: 10:49am On Oct 03, 2021
Nice piece.

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