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Buy nchaanwu with uda.

Buy some charcoal and after stemming it, roast it.

Don't forget to get an overnight tumbo to step it down..on a rolling chair.

Please change doctors.


Follow it medically.

The only spiritual thing you need to do is pray.

How much please, and location?

Jeromejnr:
What a generation!

Parents these days are trying sha.

People are calling you to find out about your well being, you switch off phone in response.

It is well.

Many people want to trend at their life's risk.

Bad news have overshadowed anything good.

18. Never train a Nigerian girl in school. You will understand the real meaning behind the “so help me God” at the end of the National Pledge if you do.

Ha.

Na wa o

Usher: Don't let me seize that phone. You won't see it again.


Me: go and chop shit. Abi this werey dey craze?



Well fam, contact me for thesis and dissertations writing.

Scammer meets scammer.

Mehn..

Black men love titles. In the absence of professor, doctor, engineer this and that, they still went for comrade.

that at the micro level I am Ikwerre; but at the macro level I am Igbo.

Is it plausible to an average Ikwerrean?

Find a welder. Or better still, if it has a lock, find a lubricant and use on it.

Hmm

Even police stations need security for security reasons. How much more you!

When dis oil go finish, how things go bi?

Genesiis:
I am very ashamed of my country.

You should be arrested if you are just starting to become ashamed when others are celebrating their shame jubilee.

Wow.

cococandy:
why not this thread? Seems fine to me

Nah.

It always done on a separate topic.

Ok o

cococandy:
Two



Sure ahead. If the questions are health and healing related, even better.

I may generalize when it comes to questions that require very intimate personal details but otherwise, I’ll do what I can to answer satisfactorily

Ok. I'll create a topic later.

cococandy:
I think they don’t do that so that young ladies don’t get discouraged from reproducing.
They do tell you it’s painful but once the baby arrives, all the pain varnishes and you won’t even remember it. Which is true but isn’t the whole truth. Yes the labor pain goes away but to be replaced by a different lingering type of stress/pain/exhaustion combination.

It was my first experience that prepared me for the second one, not any of the sugar coated old wives tales. Even then it wasn’t any easier. I just knew then what to really expect.

How many kids have you now?

cococandy:
I was angry after my first child. I felt betrayed by my under-preparation for the pains that followed . Because we are all led to believe that the pain and troubles ends after labor.

Those first 3-4 months are no joke. It’s literally the fourth trimester. Exhaustion from lack of sleep and the physical toll your body just went through. Super sore breastss and nippless. It’s painful.
Hormonal shifts that cause drastic mood swings. Balancing work, family and the new baby.

We should talk about it more so that new moms-to-be can be better prepared. It’s not all cuteness and happiness like they think

Wow.

cococandy:
If we are honest with you people, you won’t like it.
You will tell us how your mothers birthed 12 children and never complained. Nobody wants to go through all that and have it invalidated by the opinions of people who WILL NEVER understand it.
So what’s the point?

I wouldn't misunderstand. My wife going through all those is not a nice thing at all. No comparisons is life.✌️

Mind if I interviewed you on Nairaland today?

mariahAngel:
This is good.

This is actually a good topic.

Thank you aplenty.

Mind I interview you on Nairaland today?

OyinNurse:
Having a baby, I mean the actual act of putting to bed is like you died, went to heaven and came back. I just had my fourth and had to be put to sleep (General Anesthesia) to have the CS because the clueless Anesthesiologist tried, unsuccessfully, for 2 hours to get an epidural in. It was like I died and came back, very surreal. Family dynamics of having one more child will be different and the new mother, the dad, the couple as a unit, and the family as a whole will have to work through all of that to find a new equilibrium at the end of the tunnel. So no hard and fast rule about gender roles. There will be some things like breast-feeding that only the mom can do ( unless she expresses her milk through pumping, in which case the dad can bottle-feed the baby breast milk if mom is resting) but things like diaper change, kangaroo care etc are all fair game. If extended family is there to pitch in, that's good, and if not all is not lost. All hands have to be on deck and the entire family must show each other grace and patience because it is a period of adjustment.

This is a very great piece.

Thank you so much for sharing this.

He sees Nigeria as an Islamic Republic.

Nna eh

That's the best age to enter education captivity.



You are the sb.

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