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themanderon:
You people are thieves I am sorry to say. You weren't expecting money but millions came in. From it you bought phones and transferred some to yourselves. Ain't that criminality? The money itself might even be proceeds of crime so whatever comes out of it you should be ready to face. The sensible thing to do was to go to the bank and make enquiries but nay you all embarked on a shopping spree with money that you don't know who sent. Carry your cross and face whatever comes from it. If they had not called you I don't think you would be here seeking for what to do. Awoof dey purge Belle.

haddeylium:
I don't know if this story pass as an embarrassing moments one.

Sometimes last year, a thief burgled my friends hostel and carted away valuables; laptop, jewelleries, money and others . The thief left a weapon (double-edge knife) maybe he was in hurry as he heard footsteps.
We took the knife with handkerchief and went to report at the police station if they will run some forensic to identify the person's; print.

We went back the next day to get feedback . The first thing my friend saw was the knife. They were using the exhibit to peel; orange
He protested and they said my Friend watch too much movie. Apparently, they dont know what forensic is and we expecting too much

Manirkim:
Please, if you can help, contact me on the number above.

Romanoff:
It's okay to respect them but what makes someone a Christian is when they are led by the Holy Spirit and bear fruits that make them recognizable as Christians

My girlfriend stays with me during the weekends.

FatherOfJesus:
it’s obvious you have poor science background hence you won’t ask that question. This is why you easily get deceived by religious stories.

science is true, if not nairaland and internet won’t exist, you will probably send this message by writing it on a leaf and send it through a pigeon, I may never get your message. Science is not hostile to criticism, they allow it so they can improve and invent new thing unlike religion that wants to remain unquestionable.


Who created the tools they used? Sb right? Why didn't it evolve? probably one of the 4,100 gods humans created.

Sth must bring about sth. good reasoning, Your god must also come from something.


Lastly, about your two thousand years thingy, Jesus is not God.

Do you even know that this same science posited that the earth was flat...before they could travel outer space? Sth the Bible that was written aeons of years ago defined? that’s why you need people to criticize so you can improve. Religion hasn’t not discovers anything since it was created.


Every house has a builder. Nothing cannot produce sth...even scientists believe this.


You're welcome.Yes it’s true, that’s why your God must also have a builder

FatherOfJesus:
Its okay to ignore the topic and show your frustrations. Just let it out.

Ahmed0336:
The future is indeed FEMALE.

Dreyton36:
Hope them let you clean yansh o

Lights up my kpoli in peace

pozehnani:
Lol... Fine boy my foot!

tuboi:
This is the funniest post I’ve seen on Nairaland...Thanks for sharing and ur creativity is top notch

Welcum:
Are you a Warri boy!?! No lie oh!

PND01:
this is funny oh

Nkiruka35:
That was 2019 i offended my boyfriend i pleaded he refused so had to follow him and enter toilet and was stil begging him there

perkyB:
I introduced his brother to him as my cousin, he diidnt take it likely

chyzoo4u:
I know if I say it happened to a mumu friend, many will still think it happened to me. In that case, let me say it happened to me.

I no too get the title, but I just wan type relationship brouhaha.

I bought blackberry for my babe 8 years ago, she was using one upgraded calculator she called phone, so I changed it for her with BB bold 4.

She was so happy, even though she had earlier told me she can't marry anyone from my place, and that she not ready for Bangladesh.

I opened Facebook for her, in less than a week, she has already started catching cruise with a bobo in Lagos. She told me she want to visit her uncle in Asaba, I gave her 8k for transport fare. Chai! That guy mumu fa

She traveled and called me she has gotten to her destination, next morning she updated her Facebook timeline where she wrapped white towel with the guy shirtless holding her from behind... na so guy man tear cry like new born baby

From here, I'm pulling out of being the mumu guy, make everybody farm for his farm abeg...

So, "he" called a few friends and in the process of explaining his predicament, he passed out. He was rushed to the hospital, the doctor said the way things are going, the guy might have loss of memory.

His boss was called, the doctor repeated what he said earlier, then his boss paid 12k bill and then scolded him to get up from there and go wash his car before he get home and then he left. Na so the mumu stand up and start going home.

The babe returned after 1 week with STI, mumu still give babe 15k for treatment and never Bangladeshed till they separated.

Mumu spent close to half a million on that girl without Bangladesh. I can't forget this in a hurry.

Iyaalakarra:
Dashed him my whole akara

Biglittlelois:
Belched loudly, a bad trait I'm still trying to control.