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Romance › Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by chatinent(op): 9:09pm On May 08, 2021

SILENTandSMART2:
I said I'm not around and I'm with another girl.....

I was so surprised as she came to my house, i was shocked , before I could explain anything she started fighting with the other girl, i wanna start forming boss by not giving a forkkk until a whole community wey know me as a gentle man came to my door step asking for what is happening,

I started feeling somehow because i don't know what to explain to the people asking different questions....... At dat moment it's a mixture of anger and frustration in my system cus this girl is shouting and it was doing me like kicking her head off ....... The day is not funny because I can't control the situation at all ...... Girls are wicked.....

Lol. This guy man doesn't know he lost his right to be angry when he was caught.

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Romance › Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by chatinent(op): 9:08pm On May 08, 2021

Magnoliaa:
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Romance › What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by chatinent(op): 4:36pm On May 08, 2021

We must have had one embarrassing thing we've ever done in a relationship.

What was it?

Me: It was in year one... we were having a freshman night.

I ate different combinations of food. I became pressed.

Lied to bae I was feeling sick and had to go home to rest.

Baba, as I leave there, I locate one bush near one gate likedat enter dey pass time unto fresh breeze things o. It late getting darker by the day. Mehn, see relief. I backed the road.

Wetin I see na torch light illuminated at my angle with a voice saying: “...so this na the hostel where you dey sleep baa?”

She called my name twice so that I responded.

Her friend with her was laughing.

Mehn, that call made me know she wasn't sure I was the one, plus the light wasn't too bright to reveal the person hiding behind the icheku trees.

Mehn I begin crawl enter inside inside bush to escape the brightness of the torch.

Dey followed me o.

I took off.

They took off too o saying “you no go fit escape this one.”

They were trying to affirm truly it was me.

We ran around the bush for about five minutes before I dribbled them and came to the main road and super-ran to the hostel, changed my clothes, and feigned deep sleep.

Lol. Fine boy like me no fit just gree fa.

This wahala babe still come my hostel. Now, they were four. Lol. Trust me, I denied all allegations.

Enough respect.
grin

Please share yours.

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Politics › Re: Update On Akwa Ibom And Rivers State Police Killings by chatinent: 4:12pm On May 08, 2021

Waterysperm:
You lie Bro....I heard from a reliable source that those guys were imported from Sao Tome and Sri Lanka.

Hmm

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Family › Re: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by chatinent: 4:03pm On May 08, 2021

MadeMan01:
You are funny
You want to make marriage honourable to a woman who did not keep her womb honourable for you. Even animals (lions) kill cubs that were not fathered by them. Talk less of a man. You will regret it man. Break up with her and find a girl with no baby daddy issue

If you have had premarital sex afore now, you have no right to judge.

This is sb’s happiness.

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Health › Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by chatinent: 3:53pm On May 08, 2021

This is not easy at all.

Quite painful too.

Science/Technology › Re: Crocodile Killed In Lagos (Photos) by chatinent: 3:49pm On May 08, 2021

This meat fit sweet pass beef for stew.

Business › Re: Men Caught Selling Pillowcase Filled With Dirty Fabrics And Used Foams (Video) by chatinent: 3:45pm On May 08, 2021

Not knew.

Politics › Re: We Didn’t Bathe For 56 Days In Kidnappers’ Den – Freed Kaduna Students by chatinent: 3:43pm On May 08, 2021

So you are tacha-ing?

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Crime › Re: How Unknown Gunmen Invaded Police Station In Rivers State Last Night. by chatinent: 3:43pm On May 08, 2021

Nna ehn

Crime › Re: BREAKING!! Policemen Scamper As Unknown Gunmen Storm Nnobi Anambra Station, by chatinent: 3:40pm On May 08, 2021

Na wa o

Crime › Re: Our Abductors Vowed To Kill Us, Watch Cows Step On Our Intestines — ABSU Student by chatinent: 6:52am On May 08, 2021

Ha!

Christianity Etc › Re: 75 Year-old J W: "I've Stopped Believing But I'm Too Old To Leave!" by chatinent: 6:47am On May 08, 2021

“Anonymous caller” setup by your ilk.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Opinion On Christians Celebrating Salah? by chatinent: 6:37am On May 08, 2021

What's the difference between it, Christmas, and Easter?

Family › Re: Why Do Children Who Behave Wrongly Becomes The Mothers' Children That Moment? by chatinent: 6:34am On May 08, 2021

It's stereotype.

Parents should stop transferring blame and train their children properly. It's a collective task.

Phones › Re: Why Do Nigerians Buy/sell Social Media Accounts And What Are The Implications? by chatinent: 6:29am On May 08, 2021

helinues:
The implications are,

Your contact list would first be their victims of scamming.

Your name will be used to scam people..

Your name and pictures might be on wanted list without you knowing

The age of the account is important cos such can be easily trusted than new account..

You said it all.

It's mostly for scam.

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Education › Re: Unilorin: Check Out This Funny Examination Question by chatinent: 10:11pm On May 07, 2021

I must commot for this country.

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Politics › Re: (opinion): Nigeria In The Hands Of The Overlords ~by Izuchukwu Nwokoma by chatinent: 10:08pm On May 07, 2021

Watching intently...

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Gushes About His Honeymoon Experience: “It Is Very Sweet!” (Video) by chatinent: 10:03pm On May 07, 2021

I never knew sex is this sweet; since I was born I have not experienced this before.

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Politics › Re: Buhari, Atiku, Saraki, Ishaku, Others Mourn "Mama Taraba" by chatinent: 9:10pm On May 07, 2021

Always mourning yet no plans to sustain the living.

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Nairaland General › Re: Has This Ever Happened To You While Going Shopping? by chatinent: 8:52pm On May 07, 2021

SeaTrade:
Dey alright chair,
Sup?

I dey.

Holla me below at the Whatsapp below. Wanna inquire a few things biko

Politics › Re: Alert:missing Person by chatinent: 8:47pm On May 07, 2021

Was he in anyway affiliated with IPOB?

Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency: El-rufai’s Assertion Idiotic, Laughable – Ohanaeze by chatinent: 8:44pm On May 07, 2021

Following intently...

Foreign Affairs › Re: Burkina Faso Insurgents Gather In Motorcycle Motorcade (video) by chatinent: 8:42pm On May 07, 2021

Ok o

Nairaland General › Re: Has This Ever Happened To You While Going Shopping? by chatinent: 8:40pm On May 07, 2021

As I can see you dey PH, how far na?

Family › Re: My Step Dad Has Started With His Non Ending Troubles Again by chatinent: 8:36pm On May 07, 2021

Dem beat am the last time you carry green caps go there?

Dem suppose clear en doubts.

I hate bad fathers.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan's Compound Where Iniobong Umoren Was Murdered, Buried (photos) by chatinent: 8:35pm On May 07, 2021

Mehn..

Family › Re: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by chatinent: 8:11pm On May 07, 2021

Bornsinner7:
I'm a little bit confused if na man abi woman you be.. the he,she,her, him got me confused

Not funny.

Have a nice century.

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Family › Re: Should I Adopt My Fiancee's Son Legally? by chatinent: 8:06pm On May 07, 2021

Well, I don't see anything wrong in adopting the child legally if you feel you want to.

I'll only advise you make marriage honourable as God instituted.

You are welcome.

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