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OMG Torres!

Cahill doing Torres's job still

Is Torres the new Michael Owen?

Di Matteo buying loads of wingers...
And letting his strikers go...

Clueless Manager...Even worse than AVB...

Havilah93: how do you mean?

Well Torres apparently needs some form of Medical Help...
Maybe even psychological help...

Maybe she can help?

ernestleon: mikel dey die 4 dat babe.

I though Mikel was on an Uche Jombo/Shan George stizz//

Havilah93: eva carneiro

Can she cure Torres's Low-Goal-Esteem?

ernestleon: i learnt she is a south american by origin

At all...Shes Ibo

CLIQBOY: do u mean ramires?

Yes Ramires the Fulani from Brazil

CLIQBOY: Abeg mak OSCAR enta jaaare..RAMIRES neva d fit wella..

Why is that Brazilian Aboki playing sef?

Because I kissed her friend...in front of her.
I am a bastard when I'm drunk.

Ashley Cole is getting sodomized on that left flank...
Torres being anonymous as usual...
RDM not knowing what to do...as usual

lekkie073: @kashmo team manager for route clearance.....shebi i tell u to watchout for guthrie's goal....hunt sef dey come o

Confam...I believe you....

*Now dancing Azonto on the transformer in the rain*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL..............
*Rolling in the gutter*

[quote author=A-40]Oghene Virgilio why I nor kuku buy Lampard as e be like say na him go win top scorer as Hazard just dey dash am goals[/quote]Sweardown...

Hazard lighting up the pitch...
Walahi...You must join my fantasy football team

dyabman: @chedarking ..

dude. . . my advise 4 u , watch and play! ramirez wil play 2day so wats up? aguero ? he has been sold..scott parker av got my reasons 4 avin him, gona do a wenger on him.

Ahahahaha...You've used your wild card already..
That midfield is piss poor.
And with colocinni injured you will be most likely playing 2 stoke city defenders...against ARSENAL...against CAZORLA
Ahahahahaha

Diame and Ireland?
Nicca Puhlease...

You will be devoured.

TheAfricanMafia dont fcck about.
Shiiiiiiii

dyabman: GW points should speak 4 it self..
just hope cahill plays tonite, hazard should get his first goal tonite with 2 assists..

ipuluku am waitin 4 u. . . .

Nicca you are my meal next week.
3 players injured and only a mill in the bank...
Given that wee Scotty Parker was injured BEFORE the start of the season...and still managed to be picked by yourself..
I doubt the ipukulu marines have anything to fear.

Prepare to sleep with the fishes.
TheAfricanMafia dont fcck about...
Shiiiiiii

Still sat at the summit...
Things could change tommorow as i've only got Ashley cole playing...
I really hope he does as Myklai predicts...
I'm prolly dropping to 10th tommorow though....

That said, i'm making some changes for next week...
NANI is being shipped out...bastard is costing 4 points to get rid, and could only win me a point...

Still..Roll on GW2!

bittyend: Why did they build their homes near the notorious coast of an ocean which has been surging for e-ons? Those people were suicidal in the first place, and you can't blame me for keeping it real..

And to the bolded part, I'm not lucky, bruv; and I doubt you can chat shyte to my face. I'll knock you the fvck out and wake up later to hit your yard for a nap. I'm not an e-thug, but I get busy on those gully roads, bruddah.. Fall back, son!!

Haha...Everyone is a Roadman on Nairaland these days...
And I wasn't threatening you...I was just stating fact.

You.Are.Lucky.This.Site.Keeps.You.Anonymous.
You are a Nairaland don.
Expose yourself and you might get deaded in a week.(not by me though )


Nuff said

bittyend: If the ocean surge is going to help reduce the population of Lagos by 50% - so be it!!!

The damn place is overcrowded, with fvckers building houses everywhere...

Really?

16 families are in mourning today because of this ocean surge, and you come here to type this Sh1t...

A 6 year old girl died today because of this ocean surge, and you are typing this Sh1t...

You're lucky this site keeps you anonymous...

chamotex: Imagine! Someone here is already bragging of leading by 41 points, in GW1. Smh

Chamotex do you...
I'mo do me son...
Still got Nani and Heitinga to play this GW...
And I'm on 50 points...

Catchup or Shutup.

Nuff said.

azpekuliar: Lets see how well you lead afta GW1 with Aguero as captain

Chrisbenogor: African Mafia

Aguero is broken.
Damn.

Still got 2 points off his dying corpse though..
Like I said before...TheAfricanMafia dont Fcck about...
Watch out for GW2

Shiiiiiii....

lekkie073: as u dey claim first for week one, so make fulham sef dey jubilate say dem dey top epl.....we rvgoing to 38 weeks o!

Completely irrelevant...
Fulham doesnt have the players to go the whole Hog.


I DO

Stupid Steven Taylor lost me 4 points though...

lekkie073: thanks to michu and dyer......

And your point is ?

Currently leading these clowns with 41 points and counting...
TheAfricanMafia dont fcck about...

You dun know...

Apologies...

In other News,

Newly promoted Minnows TheAfricanMafia in a press conference today, publicly thanked the PL for what appears to be an undeserved inclusion in this year's league.

Team Manager-Uncle Cheddarking had this to say - "On behalf of TAM management, I want to say thank yo to the PL for doing us this...'favour'. We are aware that some people out there dont like the inclusion of our outfit, rest assured that some cement shoes and a trip down the river have been prepared as 'Gifts' to sweeten them up.

When pressed about the identity of the club's owners, Mr Uncle Cheddarking declined to comment stating "We dont discuss this Thing Of Ours"

TheAfricanMafia are expected to be the league's whipping boys, yet this reporter has noticed that strange things happen to the players and management staff of all teams who have previously trashed TAM - From players mysteriously turning up crippled to Managers disappearing forever.

Whatever happens...We can be sure that TAM will be there or thereabouts come end of the season

Lawrence Anini,
Tatafo News.

[quote author=gree-die]I believe heaven is a beautiful place meant 4 righteous souls nd i pray dt after dis my earthly journey, the Most High God ll find me worthy to spend eternity wit him ....

but i do not believe some of the tins d op wrote. Eg dt God visits d inhabitants of heaven daily, He rides a high unicorn, noone can see Him but He can be touched? He anoints every where wit the blood of the slain Lamb,etc...

What does the blood of God signify? In d Holy book, d isrealites were told dat wen d angel of death sees d blood, it shall pass over(it protects) we christians believe dat we overcome d devil by the blood of d lamb... We ve being taught dat witout holiness, no eyes shall see d Lord who is fearfully holy. Heaven is meant 4 d Holies so i assume dt no principality can come near, hence my qus: r u really sure u saw God spraying d blood of d slain Lamb? Etc

I dont claim to be a theologian but ur story ve some inconsistencies. However, i get ur point- dat we strive to make heaven at last... I pray 4 God's grace to live a holy life and avoid all occasions of sin, amen.[/quote]THANK YOU!

andyanders: I thank God for your experience as it was a blessing worth experiencing as I pray to God to have mercy on me to show me something like the grace you have had. May His name be Blessed.

You want to dance with God and ride on the Unicorn too?

the OPC man accosted him, he was arrested on the spot”, the OPC local leader said.

According to him, the suspect was interrogated at OPC zonal office at New Oko Oba, near Agege, Lagos

Does OPC have the authority to do this?

And....

They have a 'Zonal Office'?