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yemi2plus2: u saw d title b4 openin d thread ryt?
So WTF r u doin in a pointless thread?

Cant you just answer the question?

WHY DID YOU CREATE THIS THREAD?

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD?

IS THERE A MESSAGE YOU ARE TRYING TO PASS ACCROSS?

WHAT IS THE REASON?

I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU THOUGHT THIS PICTURE WAS WORTHY OF CREATING A THREAD!!!

yemi2plus2: u cant ask me, i only created d thread and neva ask them to move it to d front page

The question is WHY did you create this utterly pointless thread showing us an utterly pointless picture of Davido?

What did you hope to achieve?

And why not upload your own secondary school pictures since you're busy doing pointless things?

I'm sure the Mod that moved this to frontpage would gladly do it again!

afam4eva: You should direct your question to the MODS who moved it to the frontpage.

Or the OP that CREATED the thread?

We already know that most of the Mods here(Bar one or two) are stup1d.

Really?

With everything going on in the world today...

We are being shown the picture of Davido in secondary school?

WHY?

OP please explain why you think this picture is worthy of our time!!!

What is wrong with the world these days?

I want to leave this planet

How bad is Omodapson FC?

The African Mafia have had a piss-poor weekend, and a 12 point deficit...

And I still dey nack Omodapson akpako?

Good God!!

What I don't understand is where these Muslims get the American flag to burn...

Is there a Muslim that 'sews' the American flag for the sole purpose of burning it?

Or is there one Igbo boy importing and exporting American flags to angry Muslims world wide?

I can imagine Chinedu hawking his flags in the riot.."Buy ya American flag hia...e dey burn well well...buy 1 get matches free"

You can NEVER change anyone...

When can I find this newly single lottery ticketgirl?
I would counsel and minister to her from the book of solomon....

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Na one G O and him boy. . .
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Baba spill the beans abeg make I google am sharperly...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]At least i am more matured than that thieving hypocrite Man of God Bonking and impregnating his secretary, and then also, than the "olori" hypocrite wey wan sweep am under carpet. . .
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Sezkillz abeg who be that?

Novice1: This seems to be a free-for-all Islam/Hausa/North Bashing thread.

Some Internet cowards always look for the faintest excuse to spew bile to their satisfaction.

In case you missed it...

Itohen: A group of Muslims in the troubled tin city of Jos, Plateau State, yesterday evening held a demonstration over an America-produced film that purportedly blasphemed Prophet Muhammad.

They carried placards condemning the United States, Israel, Denmark and Holland, accusing them of plotting against Islam and Muslims.[color=#990000][/color] Before they dispersed, they chanted, “Allahuakubar, Allahuakubar, they have touched our Prophet....”

Malam Adamu said, “We are doing this to express our anger against enemies of Allah and Islam led by America and her allies like Israel, Denmark and Holland because they are plotting against Islam. These days they have also produced another depicting film; this is what is troubling us.

This denigration of Prophet Muhammad is very sad and we are against it. With this it is better that it is death that consumed us for our Prophet to be denigrated. All Muslims in the world should come out and protest and those who cannot should pray.”

What are these guys doing?

Was the film produced in JOS?

Was there a JOS person or even NIGERIAN person anywhere in the film?

And you're talking about spewing bile...

I would insult you...But the term MUSLIM does it all!!

We can be sure that come tomorrow, in Mosques all over the world, islamic clerics will be preaching their message of hate and how the West hates Islam.
They will push the islamic agenda and discuss how non-muslims,non-arab,non-hausa,non-male,non-fulani humans must be sacrificed to appease their prophet.

Fatwas will be unleashed. New recruits will join Allah's army ready to kill innocents and/or die trying.

Abu qaqa is already strategizing with the Legion of Doom on how to bomb and shoot some people tomorrow to avenge this insult to Mohammed by a man who lives far a way, is not black, and doesn't give a shit about Nigeria.

Then Maclatunji will come here and ban people that at angry with Islam and its devious followers claiming "Islam is a religion of Peace". He will hide their posts for speaking out against islam, and his fellow muslims will be glad. Because if we cant kill the anonymous Infidel blaspheming against Prophet Mohammed(SAW),we can at least hide his posts and ban him thus symbolically killing him.

Infidels must Die! Blasphemers must die!! Non-Muslims must die!! White people must die Igbo, Yoruba, and Berom alike must die!!.The US Ambasador that took time to learn Arabic and study the culture must Die!!! Even some Muslims must die because God wills it and Mohammed demands it!!

And they wonder what made Anders Breivik do what he did...

How apt it is that D'banj was chanting at the point where Kid Cudi was saying:
"You feeling on top now, getting that money Nigga...YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL"

D'banj if you're reading this, this is that kid you used to call lil pastor back in the day

You feeling on top now? Getting that money Nigga?...YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL!!!

The African Mafia are here to kill off the competiton...literally.

Messi and Ronaldo are my sharpshooting sniping goons.

You lot just Keep Calm....and die

The African Mafia dont fcck about...

Shiiiiiii

[quote author=Okija_juju]I'm offended by the very sight of a pastor.. Holding a paper bible or an Ipad is inconsequential. [/quote]Ahaha...laugh don bust my pen1s.....

Ive been banned so many times, at one point I thought I was a Banana...


Honorary shout out to Maclatunji. Fcck you very much you e-Terrorist dog.

CALLOTI MARRY ME PLEASE!!

I AM SUCH A FAN!!!

I believe the question on everybody's mind is:

HOW are all these UGLY girls getting boys to chirps them?!

This is an even bigger mystery than the current price of Garri...

ak47mann: is carnival, we are here to enjoy ourselves as BIAFRANS [/b]the stand was busy with different race we are getting there,do u no that almighty Nigeria was restricted from getting a stand? their license was revoked by authorities.....


But [b]BIAFRA got their license that means every year we will represent out country and flag in UK carnival..

Did you manage to affect the price of Garri at Dalston Market?

If your answer is No, then Nwannem you Fcck up!

[quote author=ekt_bear]Your writing styles are very similar...probably the two most similar on NL. I guess this is why people say you are the same person.[/quote]Allow Shymmex\bittyend abeg...
The moist nicca thinks we no go cana...


Writing styles similar
Back story similar
Both have claimed the igbo as their fave tribe.
Both pretend to be London Roadmans
Both follow each other
Both lurk the same sections of NL
Both have a propensity to chat shyte.
Both accounts created within 2 weeks of each other.



Oya call me a 'stan'

SlyIg: For d very first time in d history of Nairaland. Thats a welcoming development... This is a great news for garri lovers on Nairaland. Cant wait for d rumours to be confirmed.
Long Live d Garri Price Association of Nairaland (GPAN).

Yes o!

Garri be praised!

Rumour has it that this railway might cause a jump in the price of....

.......GARRI

bittyend: Pa Eziachi said it all, there's really nothing to add to what he said. If you think 'tribalism' only occurs in Nigeria - you may need to visit a British forum, or yahoo news to find out how Scots and English geezers go at each other. Yoruba vs Igbo is child's play compared to those people.

To be honest, Nigeria is a very 'tribalised' society, and the foundation of the country was built on 'tribalism' - and it isn't going anywhere soon. You lot might keep hiding it, but the average Nigerian is a 'tribalist'. I remember growing in London in the 90s, and whenever I was at my boy's (Igbo guy) yard - his parents would switch from English to Igbo. And my parents used to do the same, and say; "your friend is omo Igbo." Being a kid back then, I didn't really know what they were on about - and the funniest thing back then was that, my dad's closest friend was an Igbo man. And boy's dad hangs out with only Yoruba people, and he speaks Yoruba as well.

Nairaland kind of showed me what the mindset of the average Nigerian is, and that people put their tribal affiliation before the country itself. Basically, I don't think it's a bad thing, it's just something that makes us all human. Just as black people will always align with black people wherever they find themselves, before they align with other races of people, and vice versa. A visit to university campuses in the UK would show you that black britons (and other blacks) are always close knitted - they attend the same parties, do everything together; and they stay away from other races. That's just human nature.

The Yoruba vs Igbo problem isn't much of a hate problem, but more of competition, accusations, and counter accusations. I think both tribes ethnic groups are just trying to outdo each other, for the limited window of opportunities in Nigeria. They're both fighting for the crumbs because the hausa/fulani holds the ACE. I've had some bad experiences (money wise) with fresh Igbo people in the UK, but Igbos will always be my favourite tribe in Nigeria (if we classify Edo people as semi-Yoruba lol).

I don't have problem with Igbos, as long as they don't claim my ancestral land - cyber banter is fun sometimes. I have got loads of Igbo doozies around me, it's nothing - black power!!!!

I have to agree with Shymmex on this one.

I'm of mixed Igbo/Yoruba parentage and growing up each parent tried to get me to see myself as primarily from their tribe.
My parents love each other very much, but that Igbo vs Yoruba ting still pops up from time to time-often in playful jest.

Most Igbos and Yoruba are united by a common love of money/life and a common mistrust of Malos/Oyibos.

Thats just how life is.

cindyrella: Guy u no dey die?

*Now dying in the gutter*

An angel has come to take me to the heavenly hot tub where my 72 virgins await...

Wagwan Mohammed...Allow that cindyrella chic yeh...Where my honeys at?