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cindyrella: *breaks another bottle on his head* park well o!

*Dizzy from severe bloodloss*

Will you be my valet?
You know you blow my mind away....

cindyrella: *breaks coke bottle on his head*
Oya commot for road make I watch fight!

*With bleeding head*

Cindyrella, the more the Merrier!

Lets take this ting to the hot tub na?

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]1. I doubt if u even gat one!
2. Trying to make a deal wid d devil is really foolish!
3. Your are so pathetic....i just cant help bt pity u...i mean, u sooo razz nd local!
4. I wudn't because of u go against d will of God for my life...i mean i cant imagine losing wt God has planned for me becuz of u! No...so am just gna ignore u for d last time. and am sorry again for d insults!
*catwalks out*[/quote]Oh wow...

All this emotion...

...can be put to good use...
Behind closed doors.

Idowuogbo please feel free to join us for an hour or so in my hot tub...

Shollypopz you too...

Don't Hate...Let's Mate!

JaaizTech: Hmmmm. Nigeria o Nigeria. Light was beginning to appear at the end of the tunnel; but they had to extinguish it.

Nice Pun!

berem: abeg make I hear word! So if you were in his shoes you would run after the kidnappers? And when you get killed in the process what next? He wasn't even armed.was he expecting to fight the kidnappers with his barehands? Anyway RIP to him.

Read the report again...

Then show me where the kidnappers are described as ARMED...

Shollypopz: S*HIT!!! LMAO!! See vexing.....


I'm going to enjoy drama today

Sweardown....

berem: The dude must have been watching a lot of american movies! How on earth could he have chased them when he knew quite alright that they might release him after paying ransome? Now he has lost his life in the process.SMH.

The above post...

...Is the Thought Process of a Coward..

...And a Slave...

A person prepared to allow kidnappers take her OWN FATHER without a fight.

Your old man would be proud of you.

Ibime: Nna mehn. Na you born me? Why you dey try predict ma destiny

After all the shout wey you shout for gameweek 1 dem still flog you

I know your type. The type to brag on Saturday night and get hammered by opponents on Sunday. Oh boy your yarns too much

Let those of us who have done this over a whole season with 3 h2h finals, one h2h championship and one nairaland premierleague tell you how it's done

Some have been thereabouts but never there. Marines have been thereabouts and there several times so pay attention when experience is speaking. 60 points per week is enough to win this league and with 137 points in 2 weeks, marines are way ahead of schedule even in 23 rd position -!!

Oga...I am ahead of you...despite losing my second game.

Please park well...

..._{and on ya inner light}

I respect the son for his bravery.

I would have done the same. My family is paramount to me and I would die many times over for them.

RIP.

What exactly is wrong with clubbing?

Ahahahahaha....

LMFAO!

Oh my Lord, What a Gaffe!


*Insert Garri Related Joke Here*

pembisco: God wl surely punish allah

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I am confident that come end of the season...Ibime will be no where to be found.

He may brag, he may splutter...

He may chat some shyte about not deploying his wildcard till GW4.

Nicca you cant afford to wait till after the internationals - you've got [size=16pt]FIVE[/size] players that will not smell a pitch on saturday.

The best you can do is rely on Bale and Tevez

And with the likes of Nolan and Federici in your team...I pity you.

All your fighting talk is the bravado of a criminal convicted to death.

Oya park well and let us hear word!

jude33084: let's laugh ∂ bite guys

A woman had her baby tied at her back about to borad the bus. she paid her fare and when she was just about to climb the bus the driver of the bus passed on a comment by saying what an ugly baby the woman didn't say anything but boarded the bus anyways. she went to sit at the last seat and there was a gentlemen also sitting there. the gentleman noticed the woman was fraustrated so he introduced himslf as being a pastor and what not later on he asked the woman what was bothering her and the woman told him that when she was boarding the bus,the driver made a comment to her, so the pastor replied and said that its really not good to hold things down without adressing the issue so she should go to the driver and tell him her piece of mind so the lady agreed and when she stood up the pastor said here let me hold ur monkey for Ɣ☺Ʊ

OMG just fell of my chair laughing....

Bombs are bad though

Do you really need a source for this article to know that Buhari is a thief?

Is there anybody who is living or has lived in Nigeria that doesnt know that ALL Nigerian politicians are in it for the Money?

Only a blind, pyschopathic,f00l would dare come here to defend Buhari or any other politician for that matter.

There's only one rule for the Work Place:

Know how to play the Game...
Where the Game = Office Politics

For once I agree with Jonathan.

Enabling State Police at this time is providing opportunities for Governors to legalize their army of Thugs.

If you thought LASTMA was bad, wait till you get State Police.

lekkie073: theafricanmafia better go use ur wildcard. without it u can neva beat me dis coming weekend.

Looking for trouble eh?

Barring any unforseen injuries, I can assure you that I will beat you with 20 or more points.

Bankai: Senbonzakura Kageyoshi

Shiiiiiiii

azpekuliar: Whatever happened to this

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Militant islam is a cancer that robs people of their reasoning capabilities.

I honestly cannot see any other reason why a group of people deliberately choose to apply 7th century arab ideologies to 21st century living.

I would personally advice that the job-seeker should visit the toilet before his/her interview.

Sometimes nervousness can cause audible expulsions of gas from the bowels.

DoctorMcgruff: a very irrelevant use of the word to backup your arguement.

DoctorMcgruff: The answer is no,why pray for them to die when you can pray for them to be saved Why not pray that God reveal himself to them.

Please show me where God is described as a pushover or cuddly teddy-bear.

Deut 4.24 decribes God as a "Consuming Fire" and a "Jealous God".

Exodus 20.5 has God stating that "...I will visit the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me"

Nahum 1.2 states "The Lord is a jealous and avenging God;the Lord is avenging and wrathful;the Lord takes vengeance on his adversaries and keeps wrath for his enemies"

Dont ever make the assumption that being a Christian means submitting yourself to Persecution.

Yes...Jesus said love your enemies etc...but Romans 12.20 puts this in perspective ""If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head."

Case Closed!

Desperation borne of poverty and boredom.

As creative as playing table soccer and pretending its Fifa 12..

inurmind: @cheddarking


Are u joking or just stupid.
Hope u know u are contradicting ur Messiah.

Too much africa magic don squash nd bulala some people's brain.

No offence but if u are a christian of today, its most likely that u haven't sat down to think, u have refused to accept the truth or u are just plain dumb.

It is obvious you know absolutely NOTHING about the bible.
Jesus is not/has never been a pushover.
Rev 19:11-21 describes Jesus as being "clothed in a robe dipped in blood" and commanding "the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, following him on white horses"

Verse 15 goes on to say "From his mouth comes a sharp sword vwith which to strike down the nations, and whe will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the winepress with the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty"

Does he sound like a Pacifist to you?

Why will the God who has good plans for you ask you to submit yourself to your oppressors?

I repeat...Any Christian that prays for his enemies...or professes to 'love them' is a F00l. Just as you are!

Wildcard deployed...

Most people(Myself included) are yet to see the actual benefit of having a 5k note...
Unless your name is Farouk Lawan...in which case 5k notes are a Godsend!