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Billyonaire: Yea, Donkeys in 1st century were the "richest" means of transport. The "white donkey" was meant for the Great men of authority and Jesus, the King of the Jews rode on one of those into Jerusalem and was hailed; "Hossana!,Hossana!!,Hossana!!!, in the highest, Blessed is he who comes in the name of the lord" Indeed, it was a private jet in the 1st century."

You are so full of Sh1t its unreal...

Donkeys were/are the pack animals of peasants!

His riding on a donkey was to symbolize HUMILITY(Much unlike Chris Oyakhilome).He could easily have got a big horse or a Chariot of horses.

Stop exposing your underdeveloped intellect to the world.

Billyonaire: After all, Jesus rode a donkey to Jerusalem, which was the private jet of that time.

Now I know you are completely MAD.

SILLY BILLY!

azpekuliar: Rumours have it that the lines man who gave Torres goal had him as his captiain

snowprince01: Plz just shut up if U̶̲̥̅̊ hav nothing τ̅☺ say..Ħ☺w dare U̶̲̥̅̊ compare jesus wit man? Na S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use una mouth kill una self...block heads

You are a retard...

Did you read my post well?

Did you not see I was attacking someone who said Chris has Had a bigger impact than Jesus?

What a F00l!

Billyonaire: Ofcourse, Pastor Chris has expounded on the crude teachings of Jews and make it more relevant to this generation. Jesus Christ used parables to expound on the teachings to make it relevant to his generation. I chose to listen to Pastor Chris Podcast on the teachings than Jesus' parables, because I understand Chris better and its updated for this generation. Both of them are teachers of their times.

But you realize that Chris is directly or indirectly propagating the teachings of Jesus?
You realize that he prays in JESUS's name?
He ascribes most of his work to JESUS?


SO HOW CAN YOU SAY HE HAS HAD MORE IMPACT THAN JESUS?!

Why are you SO INCREDIBLY DULL?

Billyonaire: Hahahahaha; blasphemy is a control stigma against quest for dynamism of Dogma. I chose to think different, and you call it Blasphemy. Okay, I have blasphemed. I say, Pastor Chris has impacted more on this generation than Jesus and Mohammed joined together. And I am right.

Forget the blasphemy for now.

You do realize the this man bases his business commision on the teachings of Jesus Christ...

Billyonaire: Let me be frank. The teachings of Pastor Chris Oyhakilome has impacted more enlightenment in many, than the teachings of Jesus Christ. His Teachings are for these times while teachings of Jesus were meant for people of his times. I am not religious, but I love motivational speeches.

Do you get off on being st00pid?

As false as Chris Oyaks is, even he would not dare state the rubbish you just did.

He might encourage you to think so though.

Super1759: young man.be careful what you say. He is a man of God and you don't have right to judge him or call him names. Dat silly of you.
I don't attend christ embassy but I have all his teachings. he is a good teacher to listen to.

bini girl: the Bible says "judge not!"...also, no make Christ Embassy people fight you o...to be forewarned...

Please wise up.
All the early christian leaders prefered to low their image so that Jesus could shine.

And we are well within our rights to question, judge and abuse questionable 'Men of God'

Even Jesus told us to be vigilant against FALSE PROPHETS!

Ijebulogic: So his parish would have been worse off if this Pastor had been the Pope? Please someone help me understand this message?

That is exactly what I thought...

Christ Embassy Fans Members are the most DELUDED ever....

The very fact that Chris Oyaks even allowed his ATMs members erect this billboard says alot about the man and his massive ego...

This is 21st Century Idolatry....

A collective effort by his customers church members to kiss his well-groomed asss...

[size=16pt]The African Mafia call Dyabs FC Out[/size]

At a press conference held at the The African Mafia's home ground, TAM manager Uncle Cheddarking fired a warning shot at upcoming opponents Dyab FC.
"Everyone can see that those putos play rubbish football. Forget about it. Badabing Badaboop..Our boys will win."
When pressed to comment on Bammy Emmanuel-the manager of Dyabs FC, Cheddarking had this to say.

"Heres how were gonna do it - Fcck Bammy,and Fcck all the staff and players of DyabsFC as a football club, and if you're gonna be down with DFC- Fcck you too. All Ya'll. Our football make sure all your fans dont show. We warning you, we'll bomb on you niggas. We do our job. We Dyab FC killers"

Well the die is set.TAM and their charismatic manager appear to be prepared for the game. Bammy Emmanuel is refusing to comment on this story. It remains to be seen the outcome of the match.

Gino XL
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afam4eva: lol...same here

I fit sabi you o...lol

Born in Winner's Chapel Iyana Ipaja.
Moved to Canaanland
Now attending Winner's Chapel Deptford whenever I go to church(once or twice a year)

Oyedepo Fanatic.

[quote author=gator_666]Well, being from that field, I happened to know. if you think I am wrong, then tell us how much do YOU think it costs to fly that category of plane, per hour?[/quote]So Nigeria needs 24 new jets to fly over the Nigeria-Chad border daily?

Please park well...
and on ya innner light...

mai gaskiya: atlast we re havng serios studemts in nija

^^This guy has probably 'passed' WAEC...

[quote author=gator_666]To me, the most cost-efficient option would be to get 24 new jets, for 4 main bases, and a bit more drones. Drones are a lot cheaper to fly, especially on a daily and continuous basis, and can be well-equipped with surveillance stuff. On the contrary, flying a plane like MiG29 costs well over $5000 per hour (fuel, maintenance, replacement parts etc).[/quote]For Border Patrol?!

Guy stop trying to be a know-all...Talk smart!

Some of these 'Celebs' need new stylists...

mai gaskiya: y dm go patrol desert b4 oye no dy dia na.abi no be una tok say hausas na beta pepl wetn dm wan police tribe fild wit clergy nd holy pepl 4.rubish

You are truly repping your dull Hausa brothers.
Keep it up!

How do they intend to spot the Boko Boys from that high up?

Amtired: IF YOU ARE NOT IN THEIR SHOES, YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA BEHIND WHAT THEY WENT THROUGH AND WHAT MANY ARE STILL GOING THROUGH..
I HAVE WRITTEN JAMB AND POST JAMB FOR GOOD SIX TIMES (6 YEARS)WITH GOOD RESULTS, STILL NO ADMISSION!
CAN YOU IMAGINE, AFTER SCORING 238 IN JAMB I WENT FOR THIS YEAR POST JAMB IN UNIBEN, THE QUESTIONS WERE VERY VERY FRIENDLY TO ME AND I DID JUSTICE TO EVERY SINGLE QUESTION INDEPENDENTLY BECAUSE I SINCERELY PREPARED FOR THE EXAM.
WHEN THE POST JAMB RESULTS WERE RELEASED, I CHECKED MINE ONLY TO SEE "MALPRACTICE CASE" WITHOUT THE RESULT BEING RELEASE UP TILL THIS DATE!
THE FIRST OPTION TO ME WAS TO COMMIT SUICIDE! BUT I DECIDED TO TRAVEL FROM LAGOS BACK TO UNIBEN TO FIND OUT WHAT WENT WRONG, NO ATTENTION WAS GIVEN TO ME. I DID NOT DO ANYTHING RELATED TO MALPRACTICES AND I WASN'T CAUGHT DOING ANYTHING WRONG IN THE EXAM HALL, WHY HAVE THEY REFUSE TO RELEASE MY RESULT UP TILL DATE? THIS IS NOT FAIR.
I'M WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOW HOW BAD THE FEELING IS. IF ONLY THERE IS SOMETHING HIGHER THAN SUICIDE, I WOULDN'T MIND.
THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE..

Anybody who would consider suicide because they failed WAEC should do it quickly.

I mean come on...WAEC?!

WAEC set by Olodo Nigerian Teachers....and Marked by Olodo Nigerian Teachers?

Teachers that doont even have a degree...just Training College certs.

If you let WAEC and its Olodo Markers validate your life's worth, then your life never had meaning anyway...

alienware: I started writting waec and neco since 2000, i passed my waec and neco in 2011 after writting it for 11 times

Damn Nicca...
You be Olodo o...
If you were struggling to pass O-level exams...

How did you graduate from Uni?

Still...Too many Nigerians put a premium on 'Kpali'.

Dont they know you never learn anything useful at school?

[quote author=D-Explorer]If the now President, comes up with a plan to respond to yearnings of the people like he did, is that your defination of fcking plan? If yes, then you probably should have been a victim of mass elimination[/quote]WTF?

Is Asari Dokubo 'The People's' spokeman?
Or Boyloaf?
Or Tompolo?

And by paying such ridiculous amounts to them, can 'The People' be seen to be benefiting from this windfall?

Have these bandits Changed or Improved the societies they live in?

Have they used thier monies to build schools and empower youths like they want the Government to?

Do you belong to the Creek gang?

Or are you just a natural f00l?

Boboedom: I don't personally see the big deal in the payments and especially about referring to the payments as huge.
For instance, work out the payment of Asare's $9m for his 4000 men per annum. It comes to something like N360k per person per annum. In my opinion that is not too much price to pay for the peace and security we have in the Niger delta

and indeed in the country which has translated to very high production level in our crude. Perhaps the Wall's street jounal would have preferred to see such contract for the protection of oil pipelines being awarded to American companies.

Ignoring your ridiculous assumption that Asari Dokubo shares his largesse equally with his fellow brigands....

Isnt this a case of chucking cash at the problem and hoping it would go away?
Are you suggesting that the only way to ensure national security is to bribe people to NOT commit crimes?

Are you suggesting that I should get paid by GEJ so I dont come back to Nigeria to blow your ass up?

Are you well?

[quote author=D-Explorer]how do you silence an hungry man if not engaging him reasonably. Whether the amnesty is seen as fraud or not, it's answering to several questions.

The reason they deserve whatsoever they're getting now is well justified and whether anyone likes it or not, he sure doesn't give a damn! Cheers.[/quote]I didnt know that bribery now amounts to 'reasonable engagement'.

From a pragmatic point of view, paying these warlords is a viable short-term solution to keep the infrastructure running.

But going as far as saying that Tompolo and Co. DESERVE these payments is tantamount to declaring your Stup1ty to the public.

By your logic, Boko Haram DESERVE compensation for all their members killed or incacerated so far...

...Yeah I though so too...

azpekuliar: The Roman Abramovich war chest rumbles on and is placed 1st @ end of GW 1. Not a bad way for the DFF to announce himself on the big stage. Time to ruffle a few feathers up in here. Roll on GW 2.

azpekuliar: Sorry mate. But ur Africanmafians have been left for dead already. I never thot they'd be so much breathing space at the top this early on. Yle I'm sure u meant to type....I, I never knew I'd be left behind so soon... Anywayz happy chasing all season long

You do realize FIVE of your players are out of GW3 dont you?

FIVE key players...

I'm not worried about chasing...
Too many people here rely on Chelsea players to bring in the goods...

By GW3 errthing will be back to Normal

dyabman: @chedarking

you see you don't spite on your elders on this forum , am a veteran on FPL , have been playing it before it was introduce to nairaland users , i can't wait to teach you a lesson very soon.
CAHILL AND HAZARD like i said lol

The above applies to you too.
Hazard, cahill, and torres out for GW3
Scotty Parker out.
Aguero out.

What hope do you have?

TheAfricanMafia dont Fcck about.
Shiiiiiii

Mo daran....

2 defenders score non-headed goals...and Torres had to score offside...

RDM just needs to play 5-4-0

Honestly...is RDM the Luckiest Manager EVER?

Somebody somewhere is desperate for Torres to score...

Ashley passes to Torress when he is ClEAR to shoot
Torres is a KILOMETER offside and the Ref still gives it...


Abi is Torres doing JAZZ?

Somebody somewhere is desperate for Torres to score...

Ashley passes to Torress when he is ClEAR to shoot
Torres is a KILOMETER offside and the Ref still gives it...


Abi is Torres doing JAZZ?

ngbede69: Heard sturridge took a test recently..he didn't pass!!