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My heart melted and began to beat very fast because i knew i will see Jesus. He rides on a very huge unicorn that has wings and escorted by uncountable Angels. I could not see his face because it was a very bright light, His hair is very long and soft, He was wearing gold shining shoes, his garment was as white as snow

Jesus rides a creature that does not exist.
Jesus has long soft hair, as depicted by the italian renaissance artists who never saw him.
Jesus was wearing bling-bling shoes

He moved round the houses sprinkling what i can't tell so i asked the Angel what He was sprinkling and he said "it is the blood of the slained lamb, God prepares it everyday just like the normal communion we receive on earth.

You realize that Jesus IS the Lamb of God right?
So I assume God now runs a blood bank in heaven...

God lives in a golden Dome that can cover the earth and it has Uncountable Angels surrounded by it and this Dome is very far from where the people i saw lives

Apparently God also so lives in a bling-bling palace...in a society where presumably there is no commerce to drive any interest in Gold.

i knelt down and bowed before The Most High God and gave him thanks for the vision and revelation. I reached for my phone (because i was waiting for my system to boot) and i logged in my Facebook account checked in Heaven where i gave an update about this write up.

You knelt down in front of the dancing God who you said nobody sees?
More importantly, you were able to take your laptop AND phone with you to heaven?!


I am pretty sure that on the last day, Jesus himself will personally bitchslap you into helfire for such lies.
I mean...come on...even Islam tries to keep it simple!

So buying a BB for a mature 16 year old is what is warranting this long talk?

And what is all this talk about 'Monitoring' her phone usage?

Jesus Christ! This is the 21st century!

Guk: [s]
@Cheddarking, 1st of all u r rude & disrespectful but uts obvious its as a resullt of laziness & ignorance. A toxic mix for a dullard who has access to the internet.

For the records: Man U has only signed Powell & Kagawa. Liverpool, Allen & Borini.
You also forget that last year, they wastefully spent 35m on Carrol becos they got 50m from Torres. And talking about the business aspect of football, which one of them have palyers of value or players sought after like Arsenal?? Check out how much Arsenal have made from selling players in the last 6 years? You cant have to sell if they are not of value.
On the footballing side though, Arsenal has disappointed but on the long run, they might be the only viable team left in EPL if care is not taken.

Let me leave you with a quote from Brendan Rodgers, the new Liverpool coach "Liverpool came within days of going bust under previous owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett and Rodgers added: "This is Liverpool Football Club and it's incredible to think it came close to bankruptcy.

"You may think it'll never happen to your club but who'd have thought it could to a team like Rangers?

"But if football continues to pay the wages some clubs do, you will be asking for it.

"If you believe it can't happen, well it can, maybe not now but certainly later. Look at Rangers' history. That is a warning for everyone."[/s]

What Exactly is Your Point?

Are you trying to say Liverpool and Man Utd cant compete transfer-wise?

Or Are you trying to compare them to Rangers?

Wallie: [s]Have you ever asked yourself how people became enslaved? Did oyinbo man walk off his boat into an unknown territory and start capturing people? Wasn't it your "granddaddy and his friends [that sold their Nigerian enemies like] the same way Aboki's sell meat at the abattoir"? Why are you not questioning your forefathers that did the selling? Why identify with Nigeria if we sold our own? Hisssss..[/s]

Hilarious....

This coon is actually trying to remove some culpability from his White Master's head.

You forget that the driving force behind slave trade was the HUGE demand for slaves in the new world.

No demand - No Slaves.

If you were not a slave retard that has permanently attached his mouth to his master's buttthole, you would realize the stupidity of your statements.

You will realize that the stupid article you posted makes absolutely NO MENTION of a NIGERIAN tribe.

I understand that the blacks sold slaves too BUT...if you're trying to use that as an Excuse to be an Uncle Tom...Then you are an even worse case than I thought..

Guk: Man U & Liverpool are presently disasters waiting to happen financially as their American owners have used them to borrow excessively and tied repayment to gate takings therefore Alex Ferguson and Brendan cannot compete favourably in the transfer market.

You do realize United has spent around 50 million pounds this summer don't you?
And last season United signed Ashley Young and Phil Jones for a combined Total 0f 40 million pounds...
Liverpool last season spent almost 100 million pounds on transfers...
Please STFU if you know nothing about football....

emmke: Van persie couldn't wait to play alongside some great players like...Howard Webb

Oi...Buy your own Ref

amebopost: Because we do not hold grudges. I cannot blame the current generation for the sins of their fathers!

And so you rush to become one of them...and sing a song praising their military might.
The same might that turned your Grandpa into Kunta Kinte.

You salute the flag of a country that was created on your daddy's sweat and where you are expected to be a slave still.

You run away from home to pledge allegiance to a country that would sooner kick you out any chance it gets, a country where even the so-called 'Black president' is HALF-WHITE.

I pity you.

The truth of the matter is: The right to forgive the 'Sins of their fathers' was never even yours to begin with.
Even if you don't forgive....America still shytes in your mouth...now swallow and say "Thank you Obama"

I personally think its the best time for RVP to move on. He hasn't got much time left so a move to Man Utd is good for his Career.

With players like Giroud,Podolski,Cazorla, and Oxlade-Chambs competing for front three positions...Arsenal's attack looks very tantalising

Bring into reckoning a midfield of Arteta, Wilshere, Ramsey, and possibly Song...and Arsenal is looking very nice in midfield as well

The defence is a bit shaky...But Vermaelen and Sagna are solid defensive players

Overall...Arsenal cannot be written off this year...and I fully expect them to pick up some silverware.

Wallie: The lyric was in response to the British Royal Navy's bombardment of Fort McHenry in 1812. It's a testament to America's resilience and defiance in the face of adversity.


The Star-Spangled Banner

Why do people take so much pride in the land that ENSLAVED your FOREFATHERS?

They sold your grandaddy and his friends the same way Aboki's sell meat at the abbatoir...and you're here praising the 'testament to America's resilience and defiance in the face of adversity.'

I'm not anti-America....But I cannot honestly abide people who rush to Identify with other countries at the expense of their own...

Arsene Wenger must be licking his lips in anticipation.
25 million for a 29 year old striker, who has been known to be injury-prone, and who was largely anonymous at the Euros

Still Its a rather interesting situation at Man United...

Purchasing RVP signifies that Fergie is determined to win IMMEDIATELY and at all costs, at the expense of some of the younger players...

Given that Rooney is an automatic starter when he's fit....RVP, Chicarito, Welbeck,Young, Nani,Valencia and Kagawa have to compete for attacking positions...

Players like Macheda and Bebe should better arrange a PS3 and FIFA13, cos that's as close as they will get to ever playing for United.

Fergie Knows Best...United for life!

afam4eva: For some reason, whenever the Nigerian anthem is being played i just don't feel anything. But whenever the US anthem is being played, it moves me. I get close to tears at times. Mind you i've never been to the US in my life. Why don't i feel anything when the national anthem of Nigeria is being played? Even the South African anthem moves me.

I honestly pity you.
You were born in the wrong generation.
You would have made a fine slave....

Tattooboy: wow! Just like me. If there is one thing i'm not proud of it's gotta be being a Nigerian. I really dont care what anybody thinks.

I pity you too.
You have to live with your 'shame' of being Nigerian FOREVER.

The hard fact remains that both of you are Nigerians for life....Unfortunately for my Beloved Country.
You will NEVER be wanted or truly accepted anywhere else.
You will both DIE hating your skins, your faces,and your very existence...
But before that you must LIVE in the prison of your NIGERIAN bodies...

So many guns in circulation in Nigeria though...
The government as bad as it is, is the only thing saving the country from total anarchy...

I'll respect her decision because I love her and understand her need to stay chaste.
And for that reason, I wont cheat on her...
However I would start watching a lot of p0rn and fapping in front her...and if I accidentally jizz on her face, so be it....
I've got needs too...

I don't think the OP understands the concept of Sex with your Ex

The bond between two people who regularly have s3x can be pretty strong.

A lot of guys are still hitting it with their exes regardless of relationship status.

My cousin is still nacking an old GF akpako despite the fact that she's married now...with a kid.

So if you're interested in having a side option for sex, keep in touch with your ex

The explosive device, a security source said, exploded accidentally in the hands of two men, who were travelling with it on two motorcycles.

How do TWO men carry ONE bomb between them on TWO separate bikes?

Their stupidity warrants that they be blown up many times over.

nenny4alz: tnx 4 some of dose advice,i am beautiful,5.4ft,a graduate too,its nt dt d tall ones dnt come o,its either dey r nt 2serious or dey ve a vry bad comma somewhere. I knw dt God wil surely me ma hrt desires so no shaking, all i knw is dt i dnt fancy short guys period.

Basically you're a dwarf.
A graduate dwarf.
A graduate dwarf that communicates in text speak.
A graduate dwarf that communicates in text speak that doesn't want to date a fellow graduate text-speak-communicating Dwarf.

Only God can save us from the hypocrisy of this world.

AmBeautiful: If I think anyone is out of line I would say it.
I have actually made my mind known.

That is the basic culture of Nairaland....

If someone thinks you are very st00pid for posting such a whiny thread...they say it..they make their minds known...just as I have done just now.

kandiikane: Lol!

It doesn't matter whether I know her or not. I'm just speaking the truth.

Whatever makes you happy spotty...

kandiikane: ^lmao, jare shrrap! I might be ugly but I look better than your chick.

Ahahahaha....
Stop trying to compare yourself to someone you don't know and can never met.

Just maintain your spotty champion.

Your royal Spottiness Kandispotskane

AmBeautiful: I am really sorry to say this, but really how can you run a site were people can not share their experiences and stories without getting insulted by some silly folks?
Somebody posted a topic about if people still use charms and I responded with a story one of my close friends shared with me then one person called TPIA@ comes and posts insulting comments about my person for what reason I don't understand?
Why should somebody make an insulting comment about me,all because his opinion differs from mine?
Who made u the best judge about the right opinion?
What makes you think u can call me a demented, crazy person and all ur other crazy insults?
I reported this issue twice but nothing has been done, but the idiot tpia@ is still running mouth like a cow to be slaughtered.
What are the moderators and the owners of this site doing?
Is this a good example of fairness and equity?
Did I do wrong by reply a topic with my story?
Hasn't anybody ever heard of such stories b4?
Are u guys partial?
Or do u collect bribe from some nairalanders hence u are favourable and supportive of their rude actions?
I feel very embarrassed by his insultive comments and I think its a dent on my personality.
If that person tpia@ opens mouth to insult me again, the kind of temper I will release on NL would be bloody.
Thank you.

Awwww...has someone hurt your feelings?

Then you started a snitching thread to 'report' naughty tpia@ to 'uncle' sexkills....

What a wuss...

kandiikane: @vivicacious, I was a foundation and powder addict back in high school due to spotty face. I had to really become strict with my face and I thank gawd, for all the hardwork has paid off.

Ahahahahahahaha.....

One ugly chick consoling another....

lmfao.

Has it really PAID off kandi?

Has it really?

vivacious vivi: Wow! U hardly wear foundation?? U must have great skin! Lucky u. Foundation is my staple cos of my blemishes.

*Soulja boy voice* Damn that b1tch was UGLY...

The obvious answer is a Library.
A secular Government has no business erecting religious buildings anyway.
Religion has never been useful tool to building up society, rather it has been divisive factor through out the history of time, fragmenting populations and formenting trouble.

This will make it easy to FLASH THAT M'fucking CASH....
Imagine spraying 5k notes os some chics in the club...

Abeg can I join?
Muki faya us d codes please

Just another Night in south London really,a gun gets fired and you've got niggers running everywhere..
Bolt was lighning quick though...mad props...shower!

Can anyone imagine a conference call with Chris Okotie, Patrick Obahiagbon, and Patience Jonathan?

Billyonaire: The answer is simply in the economics text books. The law of demand and supply. So many people chose to go to UK for schooling, shopping, tourism etc. And since the government depends on taxation which is added to the rents and other products/services price regimes, the multiplier effect is what you feel daily in the UK, little wonder people living in UK almost always come home with little or nothing to show for it than a rented accent.

Hahahahahaha

omoeast: Hey Nairalanders,i would be glad if someone could tell me why United Kingdom is sooooo expensive.

I believe you've answered your own question with this statement:

omoeast: For Example,am a student i live in the UK....

The cost of living in the UK is relatively expensive to Nigeria because the standard of living is relatively A LOT higher...

Its even worse if you're unemployed...When you get a job, you'll find that its NOT as expensive as you think...