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Must be an igbo man who killed that 15 year old.
Everything that goes wrong in Nigeria has an igbo person behind it.

ycat:
His/her father and mother are Yoruba and Lagos is Yorubaland.

Speaking Yoruba does not make you Yoruba just as speaking English doesn't make you British.

If you are born by two ethnic groups, you are half n half.

We are indigenous people and can't be another ethnic group just because you are born there, you can only be Yoruba if both of your parents are Yoruba.

Say anything you want, the people responsible for all of these are Yoruba who watched as you got comfortable enough to call their bluff on their land.

Your half and half rhetoric is as useless as a limp dick.
This "Igbo people want to take over our land" is a worn out sentiment.
Divide and rule will not succeed anymore.

Flunitrazepamm:
Stupid bloody mofo, is your own father from Lagos? You guys should return to the pit of hell you came from. Cannibals !

I won't mind plucking out your eyeballs, and eat them and sucking your brain juice with a straw.
The rest of you is useless.

helinues:
Gbadebo will lose this election even Jupiter residents go feel am.

Imagine those who care less about the development of their region want to impose a failure Gbadebo on us who has no family achievement not to talk of political achievements. Thunder punish devil

We go show una say SW na indeed Sophisticated West

Atowunrinwa can not lord over us

Apart from tribal ethnic slurs, what other thing identifies a man with a tiny deek?
If you can't impregnate your wife today, I doubt you can, you'll blame igbo people.
Frustrated loon.

Look at those foaming at the mouth with their pencil deeks.
None of the 3 candidates are igbo. But somehow you've convinced yourself Igbos are the reason you've failed to impregnate your wife.

Faiththatworks:
Although I have made up my mind not to comment on the Election of the 25th of February again but I will make an exception today.
Soyombo the real indigenes of Lagos State are very very very angry with the boastful, immature and uncouth language the Obidients have been pouring all over the media( online and offline).
I was born in Lagos,had my primary and secondary education in Lagos and went to government school with the real indigenes of Lagos growing up.
My secondary school education in Lagos State was in a boarding house in a far flung location,where having an ibo name automatically disqualified you from getting admission into the school.
I was admitted because I had both ibo and Yoruba names.
The Crux of my story is I'm in WhatsApp groups with my primary and secondary school friends and the feedback I get everyday from the group is disheartening.
The indigenes of Lagos are very very angry with the loud uncouth noise of the Obidients especially those from ibo extraction.
There's anger from imota to isale eko,from badagry to Epe,the people are seething with rage,even the educated ones are unleashing beastly articles about the occupation that's happening on their Homeland.
The admin of my WhatsApp groups have deleted many inflammatory post in our groups to calm down nerves.
Soyombo should know the mood of the real indigenes of Lagos is that of rage and anger to what they see as a hostile take over of their land.
I pray Sanwo-olu wins with a landslide on Saturday,that's the only thing that can assuage the feeling of anger among those I have talked to.
I will play my part by voting APC from top to bottom on Saturday.
It's an error to keep calling Lagos a no man's land,there are people who call Lagos their state of origin,you must respect the feelings of these real owners of Lagos
God bless Nigeria

Omo ale.
Is your father from lagos?
His grandfather nko?
As them born you for lagos, na so dem born chukwudi. You speak Yoruba, so does he.
You pay tax, so does he.
So what gives you the right to lagos more than he?

Atms are barely giving new notes in my town. All POS has are old notes which are expensive to withdraw.
OK, lemme deposit old notes in the bank, no way.

Throwback:
See Peter Obi's reply to poor Nigerians like him.

If you have the balls, post the link to that article.

trutharena:
Below are some of the aerial view of Peter Obi rally in TBS. This image was taken while Peter obi is speaking on stage.

One person multiple monikers. You're working overtime for kpomo and bole.

igbotormentor:
Life is a mirror, what you plant is what you will reap

They're begging people to join yet Road is blocked. Tell another lie.

peepydelano:
Strangers dragging space with landlords smh.

Your drug addled brain is slowly waking up to the fact that Nigeria belongs to all Nigerians.

Other people are campaigning in different states today but only Peter Obi is on the lips of everyone, both those who like and support him and those who hate him.
They can't help talking about him.

Obidients are violent but who are the ones destroying people's cars, buses and stabbing others today in lagos? Who are they?

Same way they delivered votes to Buhari and delivered their sons and daughters to murderous terrorists.

Olurondo:
Let us stop all this fantasy. Even if Obi and Kwakwanso come together, they cannot win that election because their party does not have the structure to win national election.APC and PDP are at the forefront that is the honest and bitter truth.There is no way all the northerners will vote for Kwakwanso because Atiku is also a northerner.BAT has the support of 22 Governors.Politics is a game of numbers not a game of social media enthusiasts!!

The people are the structure. When the people vote, they will decide who they want.

This one is still seeking for relevance.

Zico5:
By the time the results begin to troupe out, they will know Tinubu is not their mates. We Yoruba own Lagos and we will show them with our PVC.

Because you own lagos, your druggie overload gave you the go ahead to attack Obidients on their way to the rally, despite the fact that he went to anambra and insulted Peter Obi with no consequence. Ask the people of Katsina state, home to Buhari if they're enjoying life 8 years later.
Bloody phool.

Same 2 faced person who organised a protest that would have ousted Buhari but tucked tail at the last minute.

Faiththatworks:
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for president,Sen. Gov Kassim Shettima for Vice president
2023 is a goalllllllllll.
This election circle is one of the funniest I have witnessed since 1999,I must really appreciate the Obidients for winning the social media polling booths,and also blackmailing and harassing all the other presidential candidates online.
I'm always happy anytime I see opinion polls favoring Peter Obi,it means the Obidients are really the Masters of Social Media.
This had been a very rough Election year for social media influencers,social media rabble rousers who can't win their polling unit,they have all being taken down by Peter Obi social media Mob.
I was wondering the other day,that Uncle Reno Omokri has been unusually quiet,hmmmmmmmmm.
After the London experience where he had a confrontation with the Asiwaju Crowd,Uncle Reno quietly stopped his activism and criticism of Asiwaju.
I'm sure Uncle Reno has started getting his alert from the Asiwaju camp,the same thing is happening to Deji Adeyanju,won ti je dodo,won le so Ododo mo.
As for the Obidients, anytime I listen to Peter Obi,I always wonder why they believe attacking other presidential candidates will make their candidate favorable.
I watched a video of Peter Obi campaigning today, and I made up my mind never to insult him again,it's disservice for anyone to insult Peter Obi,even if he's lying,at least he has Noble intentions for Nigeria.
I wish his supporters could have one quarter of their principal composure and mien, I'm sure many of us would have probably voted for him.
God bless Nigeria.

If you were here in 2015 and still say Obidients are violent, you're a bloody hypocrite.
People carried coffin for a sitting president, Cornman.
Run along with your one vote.

I've heard of people drinking poison because of breakfast. I've also heard of people being very sick to the point of hospitalisation, (that one sha happened to me) to mention but a few.
How was the worst heartbreak experience for you?

slimjohn2k5:
But the woman too fit the guy.

A woman is not a costume to be cos played with.

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Hatrick01:
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.


11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


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This one wants a virgin who can s**k d**k.
So who taught her?
Give your life to Christ.

Silly little people getting angry over names.
Whatever you feed and care for, you get the right to name.
There are more babies in the orphanages across the country. Adopt one and name them.
Empty heads.

Lifeinbits:
Myself and my girlfriend have been dating for almost three years that she sometimes stays in my house too. I have always had the intention of traveling abroad but i don't know how, so last year my girlfriend brought the idea of traveling and how she wants to try US study route and I encouraged her to do so. I also supported her so much with my money by helping her to pay her application fee and TOEFL exam.

While doing all these, we had a conversation and she told me that if she is able to get a fully funded offer that we will be going together and I will be going with her as dependent. Now my girlfriend has gotten admission but she is yet to apply for visa and she has changed plans. She does not want me to go with her rather she is advising that I should also use the study route ifi want to travel.

Note : we had the intentions of getting married but right now she doesn't want us to get marry.

Anything you are doing for love, don't expect payback. You will only be setting yourself up for disappointment.
Give what you know you can afford to lose.

Atiku helped install Buhari. Buhari looked the other way while terrorists split open people's heads and pregnant women's bellies.
Buhari is fulani
Atiku is fulani

Benue will learn the hardest way possible

Nigeria has no earthquakes, no tsunamis, no hurricanes, no landslides, but we are no better than those who have them.
Theirs are natural disasters, ours is human disasters of epic proportion.
Now imagine if we keep voting the right people into government for the next 50 years at all levels, irrespective of their ethnic or religious differences from ours?

Vote Labour party, from top to bottom
Let's change history for once in our lives.

It's wonderful how AS are always complaining about trivial things.
Meanwhile people living with Sickle Cell are treated like a vile abomination on every level.
Do you know how many jobs I've lost? How many men I've loved and lost? Because of a chronic illness passed down to me from my parents.