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Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Drive MTN, DSTV & Shoprite Out Of Nigeria - Reno Omokri by Chee59(f): 9:35pm On Jul 18, 2023
Same economy that is steadily killing startups.
Politics / Re: The Southwest Is The Economic Superpower Of Nigeria - Reno Omokri by Chee59(f): 9:08pm On Jul 18, 2023
grin grin grin
Superpower dey cry.
Romance / Re: Why Black Women Are Prettier Than White Women: My Honest Observation As A Man by Chee59(f): 8:42pm On Jul 17, 2023
cooooooks:
Only people with experience should talk.


Even fbi won't get that gist from me.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys No Longer Tall Like This These Days? (pictured) by Chee59(f): 8:21pm On Jul 14, 2023
Men always lie about their height.
Romance / Re: Why Black Women Are Prettier Than White Women: My Honest Observation As A Man by Chee59(f): 8:19pm On Jul 14, 2023
White men are definitely better lovers than black men.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Denies Being Married With Four Children by Chee59(f): 8:17pm On Jul 14, 2023
Even if he was, he won't say it. Some people are secretive personified
Celebrities / Re: Danielle Edochie Cry Out After Her Parents Yul Edochie And May Edochie Divorce by Chee59(f): 6:52pm On Jul 11, 2023
IconicR:
In all of these you failed to mention her emotional well being or is that not important to her dad? This is where you guys get it wrong, the moment you begin to pop out kids, you can no longer take decisions alone without considering them. Ofcourse you are not in her shoes to understand the emotional trauma she's going through which can eventually make her vulnerable to men and same guys will label her olosho not minding the root cause of her vulnerability. That man called Yul is a sorry case and committed adultery with another man's wife and secretly went to pay bride price without the consent of his parents and wife to save face. Obviously you didn't follow their story. Yul was sleeping with that woman right in her husband's house before she eventually left without proper divorce, the man(Judy's other husband) called him out. Their story is awful
You school the simp. Well done.
Products of failed parenting will always see things that way.

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Romance / Re: Why A Woman Should Not Wait Too Long To Marry Or Settle Down? by Chee59(f): 5:45pm On Jul 06, 2023
Offpointng:


Cuz we're tired of having kids with Autism, down syndrome and other associated kids disorders that comes from giving birth at an old age. Y'all should have mercy on innocent kids and take your mind off marriage and child bearing once y'all clock 35 abec
You even had to lie to prove your misogynistic point. Shame

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Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by Chee59(f): 10:44pm On Jul 03, 2023
Olukat:
This issue should be properly investigated shocked shocked
If the barcode is read, recognized and given a name then something is going on in JAMB computation of results shocked shocked
I see a serious fraud unfolding lipsrsealed
That's why I believe her. That barcode is showing another girl's result and the other girl's barcode is showing something else.

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Education / Re: Let The Poor Breath: Innoson Demands Investigation Into Mmesoma's JAMB Results by Chee59(f): 10:40pm On Jul 03, 2023
stevonics:
somebody should help this girl legally. That result came from Jamb and Jamb is defaming the poor girl for their incompetence.
The fact that they didn't wait for the investigation to be over before writing that defaming article is proof of something really fishy they are desperately trying hard to cover up.

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Education / Re: Let The Poor Breath: Innoson Demands Investigation Into Mmesoma's JAMB Results by Chee59(f): 9:35pm On Jul 03, 2023
Investigations were ongoing, so why didn't JAMB wait for them to be concluded before maligning her? Calling DSS to arrest a minor? Publishing defacing news about a minor (including her pictures) without solid proofs? She will sue. I hope JAMB is ready.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Rolanda Rochelle, A 63-year-old Woman Who Appears To Be 30years Old (photo) by Chee59(f): 5:53pm On Jul 02, 2023
I don't get these grandma's that dress like hookers. Old age is a blessing and if you want to dress it up, you can dress it up smartly.

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Romance / Re: We Have Beautiful Daughters. Pls Come & Marry Them - Mom Begs Men (Video) by Chee59(f): 5:50pm On Jul 02, 2023
Look at that video. Does it look like the daughter she's talking about, does it look like you can feed her daughter? I mean, can you afford to buy her daughter lunch, for a start?
I'm talking to the undergrads and jambites in the comment section.
Romance / Re: Know What You Want; Men Are Time Wasters by Chee59(f): 5:47pm On Jul 02, 2023
If you're talking with a man everyday for 2/3 months, and hw can't tell you he wants to date you, wtf are you still talking to him for?
Do you hate yourself that much.
Religion / Re: Modernization In The Church! I Felt Odd by Chee59(f): 5:43pm On Jul 02, 2023
Moralists like yourself often try to refer to themselves in a way that places the rest in a bad light. But Moralists like yourself are often devoid of what makes a Christian, a true Christian- Genuine Christian love.
Religion / Re: True Christian Wife Wanted! - Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo by Chee59(f): 5:40pm On Jul 02, 2023
daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on righteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo

Is he OK? Has he eaten?
Crime / Re: How A Techie Was Attacked By Robbers Led By The Motorcyclist He Sent On Errands by Chee59(f): 5:38pm On Jul 02, 2023
Luzebox:
travel more and see majority of the world are not good people... You act too nice they take advantage of u
I think it's worse in Nigeria. The desperation ro "make it" no matter what led us here.
Crime / Re: How A Techie Was Attacked By Robbers Led By The Motorcyclist He Sent On Errands by Chee59(f): 11:02pm On Jul 01, 2023
yongg:


Not just Nigerians, it's a human thing wherever in the world, maybe that of Nigerians is on steroids (depending on the ones you meet). The likelihood of that caveman behaviour is just a reflection of their immediate surroundings, society or upbringing depending on which one of them affected or influenced them greatly.
Nigerians are not good people.

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Education / Re: How I Emerged Best UTME Candidate With 360 Score - Umeh Nkechinyere by Chee59(f): 11:01pm On Jul 01, 2023
Kapeter:
Even before opening, i don know sqay na one South West school student. Na here we dey develop everybody. God don too bless us. Even our amiable vice president na product of prestigious University of Ibadan. If you wan succeed or make am in life, just come Yorubaland. Na the abroad of Nigeria and Africa be that. hehehe. Almost all the legit billionaires in the yeast and north had at least a primary, secondary or tetiary education in Yoruba land. The most blessed land there is in Africa.
Why Nkechinyere and not Babatunde?
The south west has no hand in a private owned school with campuses all over the country.
Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by Chee59(f): 10:56pm On Jul 01, 2023
jeromestarks:


Come, tell me the truth.

Are you happy without a man in your life?
Are you happy you don't have an evidence to prove your kids are yours other than "I just know"?

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Crime / Re: How A Techie Was Attacked By Robbers Led By The Motorcyclist He Sent On Errands by Chee59(f): 10:55pm On Jul 01, 2023
Nigerians aren't good people.

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Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by Chee59(f): 10:53pm On Jul 01, 2023
myyansh68:

Seriously I tiya oooh!!

Nahdem go say "Marriage no dy favor Men,Men don't benefit from marriage, she got nothing to offer "and go still cry for someone's single status again.
Ignore their ramblings.

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Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by Chee59(f): 10:05pm On Jul 01, 2023
Ebubu7:
victim spottedgrin see you see menopause
My body, not yours. Worry for the kids your wife bears for you, if they're truly yours. Let me worry about menopause.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Presidency In 30 Days: Increased Hardships, Rising Hopes! by Chee59(f): 10:04pm On Jul 01, 2023
If you want to know the impact of this administration, go to the streets.
Talk to barbers, traders, tailors, talk to people who drive buses,bikes and kekes.
Talk to people who own roadside buka, those who fry akara by the road.
Leave these nonsense rudimentary propaganda machines.
Go to the streets and feel the temperature of the nation.

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Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by Chee59(f): 9:58pm On Jul 01, 2023
Funny enough, it's the males who are worried about the future of the women.
It's their singleness, not yours. Drink water, and mind your damn business.

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Politics / Re: Petrol Price Crashes At Depots Amid Low Demand by Chee59(f): 9:55pm On Jul 01, 2023
You sold old stock at new price for more than a month now.
Nigerians are not good people.
Health / Re: World Sickle Cell Day 2023 by Chee59(f): 9:48pm On Jul 01, 2023
cooooooks:
I am sorry for what happened. I did say sorry then.

(I was sleeping and had no idea btw).


Liar.
Romance / Re: South Sudan Is Blessed by Chee59(f): 12:30pm On Jul 01, 2023
The highlighter on the cheek for me.
Fashion / Re: Ladies, What Is Your Ideal Heel Height? by Chee59(f): 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2023
Block heel
Health / Re: World Sickle Cell Day 2023 by Chee59(f): 8:25pm On Jun 19, 2023
A pity the sickle cell thread turned to a remembrance of fallen warriors.
I'm almost 28. Never thought I'd live this long. I am scared of suddenly dying. And very uncomfortable with hearing of dead warriors.
Sickle cell stole so much from me. But its the only life I've known.
Please don't pray for me.
Don't tell me to watch any program.
I've accepted my fate. My parents mistake framed my life. Framed my journey.
I'll be fine. Somehow.

Cooooooks all you had to say was "sorry"
Why didn't you?

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