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Ur mumu no get limit sir..

gare:
What about your uncle ? How much does he earn

Maybe d uncle is d driver to d boss..

LuciferCristi:
Wait till he's asleep then tiptoe to his bunk & cover his face with a pillow.

Make sure to press down with your arm & pin down his chest with your knee.
This will prevent him from breathing out fully.

He should stop struggling in about a minute but don't release yet.

Maintain pressure for at least a full minute more. This will ensure his lungs don't fill up with air again & increase his chances of resuscitation.

Everything should take 3mins tops then you can quietly tiptoe back to your bed & sleep peacefully.

No one suspect foul play the next morning. They'll all assume he "died in his sleep".

Thank me later.

No offense bro but ur craze no get rival..wat if na u dey flirt with op's babe? ...

I hope say na fire wood u take cook d food ooo..

Divay22:
Lol
We all want the best final destination (heaven) when we meet there then

Hahaha...nice one,wasn't expecting DAT at all..anyways,let's meet here on earth first b4 meeting at d oda Syd..wat say u my smart sister?

Divay22:
Nah. I know nothing uncle
Except you want to tell me

If I can meet u in person ,I promise I'd tell u...

[quote author=Divay22 post=71021573]Has anything changed? [/quote
A lot has changed my sister & u know it except u wanna live in obvious denial..

Hmmmmm,perhaps,this wud av bin relevant say 15-30 years ago not now...

Chai,under 3.5 is seriously under threat..3-0 is a gud scoreline na

wiseone28:
Trying to prevent another rape news on nairaland

You try...

[quote author=dikachi01 post=71017442]ote!! u get hose talk less of boots madafucker[/quote
This isn't ote bro..Seychelles conceded 5 against Libya so,wat is special if Kalu shines against part time footballers..All I'm saying is,let's see him play against Libya & SA daz all..
FYI,I sabi play pass u,e sure me die..

wiseone28:
Can't you see the girl is too young?

Mr spokesma..so,she can't speak 4herself abi u get plans,no lie..

prinsam30:
this guy kalu is a good player the guy get sense

Anybody can b gud against Seychelles abegi...lets see him in subsequent matches against tougher opponents b4 we conclude if he's good or not..

Lizilicious:
Brother brother Na so e dey take start

Someone's is speaking from experience..

argob44:
Wizkid stardom dey fear me sha... this na devil at work not God sha. when the devil blow u, he blow u, but when he is ready to take back, he takes big. Unlike God almighty who gives and add no sorrow. I choose God, I don't know about u. pls visit my blog www.asbgistng.com

Las las,mucus dey ur brain Anty..

Divay22:
Congratulations
I see nothing wrong here, he was grooming her but not knowing he was doing it for himself.
Lemme goan ask if my school father is married now, if not (I just won a jackpot )

I am not married yet oh my dear 'lost' school daughter ..tank God I'm still single oo

Ten12:
I think dis is morally wrong..you are supposed to be her mentor...4rm de pics self u had ur plans from beginning

So,he can't be her mentor being her husband abi..

Pinkberry5:
This trash shouldn't be on fp

So he's proud to inject people's skin with ink and later have those people spending money on cancer drugs?

He could have been an artist or something.
Na wah for Naija sha

But he didn't force dem to come get tattoos na,its dia own volition

Op,come try me & see if dis ur idea abt not liking sex won't change..

Saintsammurai:
Since i was born,,, this is the dumbest daughter of a billionaire i have seen..

No Single class at all..
Which school did she even graduate from?

She is disgracing her family unknowingly..

You can just tell the difference in class between her and other billionaire daughters in Nigeria..

She talks and behave like a tout..

She mingles with low life people all because she wants to be famous..

Sebi low life people aren't humans abi..if she ignores dem now ,u will say she's arrogant & proud..las las,its her life & besides,her family ain't complaining so,what's ur own..

roqrules04:
Is Football also in the entertainment industry ?

U dey mind d OP..don't know wen yobo started singing,dancing or acting..

I smell sack for d 'moaning' one this coming season...

Kalashnikov102:
Ugly boi

Ugly boy with big god..

[quote author=Reelmii post=69778304]I did not see the bloody moon those bloody fools talked about[/quote
I waited outside from 5 till almost 10pm waiting 4d sh** to no avail..]

ITbomb:
Let's see her WAEC result

WAEC bawo,she's already stated her biggest achievement while in school na..I bet her parents wud b so proud of her..smh

Let's call a spade a spade,we can't have stable power in 10yrs time,no curse but its wat it is

10k for a full human being,even cow slaughterers collect more Dan 10k per cow...mumu pikin..spits

'Giant' in d midst of dwarfs..wat a shame

Homeboiy:
lol reminds me of last week exam

exam was 8:30am and my guy came to school 10:15am when exam is over


He thought exam is 10:30am as usual

He come get automatic carry over

Wicked guy naim u be oo except if dis ur story ain't real but if it is,u wicked..ur guy no dey exam hall & u no fit call or text him say exam don start.. Na u b d real village person..

Amakavula:
Who else feel he should have kept quiet?

U av 4gotten he's human after all & d trolling probably pained him small...

ibori1:

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u lie, carry ur cancer story to the moon

On wat basis is d Dr lying? .u shud av brought ur own superior argument on board..

eseveli:
don't be surprised when VAR decide the best goal.. #ZombiesRacist

Don't b literate but act like an illiterate.. Na everything b racism,y not vote for musa & also solicit for more votes for him. No pun intended bro..