DEATHMACHINE:
From the first day I saw her, she was like someone I have been looking for all my life, surprisingly she felt the same way too. I knew was really hooked when I flew KD to PH twice a week to see her face.
today she is my lovely wife and mother of my kids.

I can only wish you guys a lasting marriage filled with genuine love and happiness. Blessings, brother.

Smiles

It was curiosity at first for me.
I was attracted to his level of intelligence, he won me over with the genuiness of his care and affection. He showed genuine interest in everything that is me, he became not just my lover, but also inspirer (correcting n guiding me).
His love for me was(and still) so selfless, I became skeptical
at a point sef.
Gradually I fell deep in love with him and still falling
He's not the romantic type, I don't expect love sms and sorts, He's just my type

vicfuntop:
When I didn't hear from him for about a week? How about you, creamymoltenlar

When I noticed I couldn't do without her

lovelygurl:
After 2 years of friendship

After you were satisfied with the time nigga has been on the zone level

cupid, where art thou? aim at the heart for i'm without my body armor.



being in love with someone who meets you half way is just sweet. i wish you lovebirds the best.

skarlett:
Funny enough, I didn't fall in love with him the way other people seem to do from the beginning, (that love at first sight sh!t) It was through the months we'd been together, having him stand by me in good and bad moments, soothing me and taking care of my needs (because lets face it, love is caring ). The knowledge didn't come like a bolt of lightening or an idea bulb switching on in my head, it came like a slow realization watching him do those things and thinking of how 'good' my life would be with him in it. I didn't fall in love with him tripping headlong to the floor with the crash blotting out my senses. Love wasn't blind for me, love was seeing him through 5D glasses and still sticking with him because he is beautiful through his flaws

this is sweet

thepussyhunter:



now that dude's a living testimony for us guys still in da friendzone............

If i'm correct you said he remained / continued acting sweet to you right,
For how many years precisely?

Pussy hunter why you be like dis na
The guy get patience. Na now wey recession dey hunger dey kill patient dog (friend zone), b4 money dey to dey patient...
Ask lefulefu, he knows

jamale:


You need to start building intimacy with someone. You don have a lot of time. Trust me

He doesnt need to start building anything with anyone. Relationships are fucking overrated. There's nothing as awesome as the single free life.

pocohantas:
When he transferred '30billion' to my account.

so u be davido babe ?

Augustap:

Pussy hunter why you be like dis na
The guy get patience. Na now wey recession dey hunger dey kill patient dog (friend zone), b4 money dey to dey patient...
Ask lefulefu, he knows

no be this buhari era guy go dey do friendzone tinzs oo .not at all .just have 30 billion in ur akant and the babe will be twerking and doing anaconda dance for the guy the same way nicki minaj dance for drake .pocohantas has already attested to that

pocohantas:
When he transferred '30billion' to my account.

Only for you to wake up & realised it was only a dream.. Eyaah

D 1st day i saw her....
She b0unced me sha...but...nw we datin ...n i swear i am d0ne searchin

lefulefu:

no be this buhari era guy go dey do friendzone tinzs oo .not at all .just have 30 billion in ur akant and the babe will be twerking and doing anaconda dance for the guy the same way nicki minaj dance for drake .pocohantas has already attested to that

Pocohantas with dis ur attesting, you must share that 30 billion o, or I'll call Lala for u. Lefulefu u aff spoil...badt shild

skarlett:
Funny enough, I didn't fall in love with him the way other people seem to do from the beginning, (that love at first sight sh!t) It was through the months we'd been together, having him stand by me in good and bad moments, soothing me and taking care of my needs (because lets face it, love is caring ). The knowledge didn't come like a bolt of lightening or an idea bulb switching on in my head, it came like a slow realization watching him do those things and thinking of how 'good' my life would be with him in it. I didn't fall in love with him tripping headlong to the floor with the crash blotting out my senses. Love wasn't blind for me, love was seeing him through 5D glasses and still sticking with him because he is beautiful through his flaws

I salute your mentality... How I wish others can approach love from your point of view.

Chommieblaq:
Smiles

It was curiosity at first for me.
I was attracted to his level of intelligence, he won me over with the genuiness of his care and affection. He showed genuine interest in everything that is me, he became not just my lover, but also inspirer (correcting n guiding me).
His love for me was so selfless, I became skeptical
at a point sef.
Gradually I fell deep in love with him and still falling
He's not the romantic type, I don't expect olove sms and sorts, He's just my type

Wow, for once, a lady can talk about her man without ending in heartbreak .I can only wish you the best though I almost felt you were going to say its Jesus when you wrote "his love for me was so selfless ".And why use "was" if you are still falling for him?

tensazangetsu20:

He doesnt need to start building anything with anyone. Relationships are fucking overrated. There's nothing as awesome as the single free life.

Maturity fall on you.

Ahh! Baba God provide bae for me too, make me too kon share my own testimony

jamale:



Wow, for once, a lady can talk about her man without ending in heartbreak .I can only wish you the best though I almost felt you were going to say its Jesus when you wrote "his love for me was so selfless ".And why use "was" if you are still falling for him?

Thanks have corrected it.
Was and still

Augustap:

Pocohantas with dis ur attesting, you must share that 30 billion o, or I'll call Lala for u. Lefulefu u aff spoil...badt shild

I realized i was in love when banana fell on me under mango tree. OP tomato fall you for asking me that question.

pocohantas:
When he transferred '30billion' to my account.

Davido Fall on u

I'm a little over twenty, never fell in love, I can't even relate with the experiences shared here. Mehn, I'm getting worried

Never fallen in love

thepussyhunter:



now that dude's a living testimony for us guys still in da friendzone............

If i'm correct you said he remained / continued acting sweet to you right,
For how many years precisely?

We were friends for 5 years, i didn't have the thought of ending up with him but here we are. We have been dating for two years plus now

skarlett:
Funny enough, I didn't fall in love with him the way other people seem to do from the beginning, (that love at first sight sh!t) It was through the months we'd been together, having him stand by me in good and bad moments, soothing me and taking care of my needs (because lets face it, love is caring ). The knowledge didn't come like a bolt of lightening or an idea bulb switching on in my head, it came like a slow realization watching him do those things and thinking of how 'good' my life would be with him in it. I didn't fall in love with him tripping headlong to the floor with the crash blotting out my senses. Love wasn't blind for me, love was seeing him through 5D glasses and still sticking with him because he is beautiful through his flaws

sweet

Augustap:

Pussy hunter why you be like dis na
The guy get patience. Na now wey recession dey hunger dey kill patient dog (friend zone), b4 money dey to dey patient...
Ask lefulefu, he knows

lmao

no be small thing o.............though some of us still dey patient sha


i know you have at least 2000 guys interested in you seeing how overly beautiful you are all locked up in ya friendzone duplex ........

thepussyhunter:



lmao

no be small thing o.............though some of us still dey patient sha


i know you have at least 2000 guys interested in you seeing how overly beautiful you are all locked up in ya friendzone duplex ........

Lol...they shud remain there biko...they canor come and spoil my beautiful relationship... But i let them know sha, instead of making them d fool

skarlett:



We were friends for 5 years, i didn't have the thought of ending up with him but here we are. We have been dating for two years plus now

woooooooooooowwwww!!!!
5 fvcking years?

what the fvck!!!

i swear that guy would win a noble prize for being the most PATIENT nigga to ever live


theres dis bae who's kept me in da f-zone for 6-months and i feel its too long and i have tried enough but mehn this your story and guy is............fvvvvvcccccccckkkkk!!!

I guess i'll borrow a leaf from him and still continue acting sweet to the lady and if in 5 years time (when i'll be 31 ) she still sees me as a friend i'll take me tent to another spot in da park





hope you dont mind me asking but you kinda knew of his intentions during the 5years right?........

Or he didnt like you dat way then huh??

Augustap:

Lol...they shud remain there biko...they canor come and spoil my beautiful relationship... But i let them know sha, instead of making them d fool

now this is the kinda lady i like to term in spanish "hermosa & honesto"
its nice to let them know before hand unlike one yeye lady i was interested in and chyking that put me in da friendzone enjoying my sweetness without letting me know........





I'm sorry to say but it seems i would have to spoil you beautiful relationship o as i like you already
plus i was sent by them witches from your 19th great granddad's side

thepussyhunter:


woooooooooooowwwww!!!!
5 fvcking years?

what the fvck!!!

i swear that guy would win a noble prize for being the most PATIENT nigga to ever live

theres dis bae who's kept me in da f-zone for 6-months and i feel its too long and i have tried enough but mehn this your story and guy is............fvvvvvcccccccckkkkk!!!

I guess i'll borrow a leaf from him and still continue acting sweet to the lady and if in 5 years time (when i'll be 31 ) she still sees me as a friend i'll take me tent to another spot in da park

hope you dont mind me asking but you kinda knew of his intentions during the 5years right?........

Or he didnt like you dat way then huh??

Lmao @your experience with the lady...it wasn't like that for us

It was the latter, we didn't see each other that way. We just kept up communications as two friends living in two different cities. We dated other people and eventually ended up dating each other when we started living in the same city

I guess you can say we both friendzoned each other

skarlett:


Lmao @your experience with the lady...it wasn't like that for us

It was the latter, we didn't see each other that way. We just kept up communications as two friends living in two different cities. We dated other people and eventually ended up dating each other when we started living in the same city

I guess you can say we both friendzoned each other

lol

i get the picture now

seems i'll have to let the bae go since unlike your experience i am the only one being friendzoned here


errrm another quick personal quest i hope you dont mind answering

what city of love is that?

I mean the one you guys met

2 yrs after we broke up.