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ubunja:
i have seen it enough here in NL to grasp it to a certain level. but its OK, think of me as Nigerian in abuja
is it true that Igbo girls are the hottest in Nigeria?

Yes oh Igbo girls are the hottest in Nigeria

Lady Fela Kuti If you call am woman African woman no go 'gree She go say, she go say, "I be lady, oh"
She go say, "I be lady, oh"
She go say, "I be lady" She go say, "I no be woman" She go say, "Market woman na woman" She go say, "I be lady"
I want tell you about lady I want tell you about lady I want tell you about lady
She go say him equal to man She go say him get power like man She go say anything man do himself fit do
I never tell you finish I never tell you finish I never tell you finish I never tell you finish I never tell you
She go want take cigar before anybody She go want make you open door for am She go want make man wash plate For am, for kitchen
She want salute man She go, sit down for chair She want salute man She go, sit down for chair
She want sit down For table before anybody She want sit down For table before anybody
She want a piece of meat Before anybody She want a piece of meat Before anybody
Call am for dance She go dance lady dance Call am for dance She go dance lady dance
African woman go dance She go dance the fire dance African woman go dance She go dance the fire dance
She know him man na master She go cook for am She go do anything he say
But lady, no be so But lady, no be so But lady, no be so But lady, no be so
Lady na master Lady na master

asawanathegreat:
My state and bad news these days sef

bros me nor just understand again oh

Innobee99:
Many things this babe have done to me which I don't want to drop here. Just sent her I have enough birthday gifts for her cuz that's what she loves most. And she's fallen for my tricks. I want to tell her am not a fool and d names she called me in the past. I feel terribly bad recalling all the names she called me. I need ur candid responses pls.

keep your head up leave the hoe alone

she will fall into your trap unknowingly

Newpride:
There’s nothing like yahoo plus.

Money ritual is money ritual, blood money is also blood money ....

God will bless you everyday of your life ritual is ritual

Nothing like yahoo plus Some business men do ritual I never here when dy call am business plus same thing goes for some politicians dy don't call it politics plus

MadeInTokyo:
This is another zombie again

Zombie kindly name 1 single project that Buhari ur god has initiated and completed in 3 years

Ur time starts now

Lies power plant

Nice one putting your dick where it doesn't belong

xynerise:
Is that not a finger rosary?

007 i see you

RuthDaniels:

How are you a doctor at 24 doctor course na Four years?
My sister 24 is your football age tell us your actual age abeg

First time the world cups will been on since I've been with my girlfriend & let me tell you she is in for a treat! I have suffered things like Telemundo Zee word big brother 9ja so we will be watching games like Morocco vs Iran Senegal vs Japan. And she will enjoy them

Epiphany,Discombobulated,

CastedAyo:
Nigerian Lady Schooling In The U.K Shares Her Exam Question Today

A Nigerian lady @folaogunsemo who is schooling in Manchester, United Kingdom has taken to her Instagram page to share her exam question.

Read what she shared below;
"This is my exam paper for a module named “Law in a business context” with the red circle which I did today 23rd of May. Stepping out of the exam hall my friends were like “Fola how did you feel about question 22” and for the first time in my life, I felt ashamed of being a Nigerian. I believe fraud is being committed everywhere but for it to be recognised and used as an exam question in UK, then it is VERY BAD for Nigeria. My lecture slide showed a typical example of a “yahoo boy’s” storyline in the green circle, I went further to search for “Advence-fee scam” with the belief that it was exaggerated in my lecture slide and I found the information in the blue circle. I am short of words at the moment realising the fact that there’s been so much issues lately about “yahoo boys” on social media, this is not a good reputation for Nigerians at all....... This matter tire me ooo my people"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/nigerian-lady-schooling-in-the-u-k-shares-her-exam-question-today-photos.html

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If she answered C she got it wrong D is the correct answer

BlondeGirl:
Hello everyone. I just moved to Nigeria from Sweden, and I've been crazy to go out with black men, but I don't really know how I should proceed. On one hand, it seems that Nigerians are very liberal in some senses, but in others they seem conservative. So I would really like to understand how is Nigeria's hookup culture, if there is any. Also, where is a good place in Lagos to meet handsome black guys? Are there any clubs you could recommend?

I nor get wey tin i wan tell you sha Welcome to Nigeria oh

We love all races expect marathons

We don't really like ourselves but we protect and fight for each other when we are insulted as a group

you can ask Ghana people and US people too

I say no to adultery everyday but adultery doesn't listen



sinners judging sinners for sinning differently

On gen by 7pm and off 10pm after network news

some fathers dy on the gen only for their own benefits

pls who is selling Us whatsapp number please i need USA WHATSAPP ASAP

Those of you saying this is idolatry worship I hope you all know the story of Jesus was copied from Africa Jesus was not the ONLY ONe born of a virgin

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Buddha
Buddha18.JpgBoth went to their temples at the age of twelve, where they are said to have astonished all with their wisdom. Both supposedly fasted in solitude for a long time: Buddha for forty–seven days and Jesus for forty. Both wandered to a fig tree at the conclusion of their fasts. Both were about the same age when they began their public ministry:“When he [Buddha] went again to the garden he saw a monk who was calm, tranquil, self–possessed, serene, and dignified. The prince, determined to become such a monk, was led to make the great renunciation. At the time he was twenty–nine years of age… “Jesus, when he began his ministry, was about thirty years of age.” (Luke 3:23). Both were tempted by the “devil” at the beginning of their ministry: To Buddha, he said: “Go not forth to adopt a religious life but return to your kingdom, and in seven days you shall become emperor of the world, riding over the four continents.” To Jesus, he said: “All these [kingdoms of the world] I will give you, if you fall down and worship me” (Matthew 4:9). Buddha answered the “devil”: “Get you away from me.”Jesus responded: “…begone, Satan!” (Matthew 4:10). Both strove to establish a kingdom of heaven on earth. According to the Somadeva (a Buddhist holy book), a Buddhist ascetic’s eye once offended him, so he plucked it out and cast it away. Jesus said: “If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out, and throw it away;.” (Matthew 5:29).

Krishna
Radha Y Krishna 1.JpgAccording to Bhagavata Purana some believe that Krishna was born without a sexual union, by “mental transmission” from the mind of Vasudeva into the womb of Devaki, his mother. Christ and Krishna were called both God and the Son of God. Both were sent from heaven to earth in the form of a man. Both were called Savior, and the second person of the Trinity. Krishna’s adoptive human father was also a carpenter. A spirit or ghost was their actual father. Krishna and Jesus were of royal descent. Both were visited at birth by wise men and shepherds, guided by a star. Angels in both cases issued a warning that the local dictator planned to kill the baby and had issued a decree for his assassination. The parents fled. Mary and Joseph stayed in Muturea; Krishna’s parents stayed in Mathura. Both Christ and Krishna withdrew to the wilderness as adults, and fasted. Both were identified as “the seed of the woman bruising the serpent’s head.” Jesus was called “the lion of the tribe of Judah.” Krishna was called “the lion of the tribe of Saki.” Both claimed: “I am the Resurrection.” Both were “without sin.” Both were god-men: being considered both human and divine. Both performed many miracles, including the healing of disease. One of the first miracles that both performed was to make a leper whole. Each cured “all manner of diseases.” Both cast out indwelling demons, and raised the dead. Both selected disciples to spread his teachings. Both were meek, and merciful. Both were criticized for associating with sinners. Both celebrated a last supper. Both forgave his enemies. Both were crucified and both were resurrected.


Odysseus
Odysseus.JpgHomeric tales about Odysseus emphasize his suffering life, just as in Mark Jesus said that he, too, would suffer greatly. Odysseus is a carpenter like Jesus, and he wants to return his home just as Jesus wants to be welcomed in his native home and later to God’s home in Jerusalem. Odysseus is plagued with unfaithful and dim-witted companions who display tragic flaws. They stupidly open a magic bag of wind while Odysseus sleeps and release terrible tempests which prevent their return home. These sailors are comparable to Jesus’ disciples, who disbelieve Jesus, ask foolish questions, and show general ignorance about everything. It’s amazing that either Odysseus or Jesus ever manage to accomplish anything, given the companions they have, but this simply demonstrates the power and ability of the one true leader who has a divine mandate to lead the people out of darkness and into a brighter future.

Romulus
Romulus Warrior.Romulus is born of a vestal virgin, which was a priestess of the hearth god Vesta sworn to celibacy. His mother claims that the divine impregnated her, yet this is not believed by the King. Romulus and his twin brother, Remus, are tossed in the river and left for dead. (A “slaughter of the innocents” tale which parallels that of Matthew 2:13-16). Romulus is hailed as the son of god. He is “snatched away to heaven” by a whirlwind (It is assumed that the gods took him), and he makes post mortem appearances. In his work Numa Pompilius, Plutarch records that there was a darkness covering the earth before his death (Just as there was during Jesus’ death according to Mark 15:33). He also states that Romulus is to be know afterwards as ‘Quirinus’; A god which belonged to the Archiac Triad (a “triple deity” similar to the concept of the Trinity).

Dionysus
Baby Dionysus-Reni.Dionysus was born of a virgin on December 25 and, as the Holy Child, was placed in a manger. He was a traveling teacher who performed miracles. He “rode in a triumphal procession on an ass.” He was a sacred king killed and eaten in an eucharistic ritual for fecundity and purification. Dionysus rose from the dead on March 25. He was the God of the Vine, and turned water into wine. He was called “King of Kings” and “God of Gods.” He was considered the “Only Begotten Son,” Savior,” “Redeemer,” “Sin Bearer,” Anointed One,” and the “Alpha and Omega.” He was identified with the Ram or Lamb. His sacrificial title of “Dendrites” or “Young Man of the Tree” intimates he was hung on a tree or crucife

Heracles
Heracles.JpgHeracles is the Son of a god (Zeus). It is recorded that Zeus is both the father and great-great- great grandfather of Heracles, just as Jesus is essentially his own grandpa, being both “The root and offspring of David” (Revelation 22:16) as he is part of the triune God which is the father of Adam and eventually of Jesus. Both are doubly related to the Supreme God.Diodorus writes that,”For as regards the magnitude of the deeds which he accomplished it is generally agreed that Heracles has been handed down as one who surpassed all men of whom memory from the beginning of time has brought down an account; consequently it is a difficult attainment to report each one of his deeds in a worthy manner and to present a record which shall be on a level with labours so great, the magnitude of which won for him the prize of immortality.”Jesus is also said to have done a very large number of good works. John 21:25 says that: “Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written.”Hera tries to kill Heracles as an infant by sending two serpents after him, yet Heracles survives by strangling them. This parallels Herod’s slaughter of the innocents in an attempt to kill Jesus (Matthew 2:13-16).Heracles makes a descent into Hades and returns from it with Theseus and Peirithoüs, just as Jesus descends into the “lower parts of the earth” or Hades (Ephesians 4:7-; Though Jesus does not bring anyone up from it. Heracles’ body is not found and he is assumed to have been taken by the gods:”After this, when the companions of Iolaüs came to gather up the bones of Heracles and found not a single bone anywhere, they assumed that, in accordance with the words of the oracle, he had passed from among men into the company of the gods.”

Horus
Horus 3.Born of a virgin, Isis. Only begotten son of the God Osiris. Birth heralded by the star Sirius, the morning star. Ancient Egyptians paraded a manger and child representing Horus through the streets at the time of the winter solstice (about DEC-21). In reality, he had no birth date; he was not a human. Death threat during infancy: Herut tried to have Horus murdered. Handling the threat: The God That tells Horus’ mother “Come, thou goddess Isis, hide thyself with thy child.” An angel tells Jesus’ father to: “Arise and take the young child and his mother and flee into Egypt.” Break in life history: No data between ages of 12 & 30. Age at baptism: 30. Subsequent fate of the baptiser: Beheaded. Walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, restored sight to the blind. Was crucifed, descended into Hell; resurrected after three days.

samsam2019:
oloshi, and your Jesus a d Mary are not abi?




You're mad

God bless you my brother

satelliteDISH:
These are idolatry worshipping

shut up if you don't have something reasonable to say

GAY shit

Loophole 1: The Prestige.If you’ve watched the Christian Bale movie “The Prestige” then you’ll know exactly what this female loophole is. The fact is that the female mind is hard-wired in a way that they are unable to overcome the temptation to be drawn to mysteries and riddles. If you always keep her guessing on your intentions, then she will inevitably be attracted to you.

If you’re a student of psychology, you’ll know that this is what experts term as the Ziegarnik Loop – it’s something that keeps us at the edge of our seat when we watch a thrilling movie. You want to have the same effect on the woman you want to seduce. Read on to the next loophole to discover a simple way to use the Ziegarnik Loop technique to “short-circuit” a woman’s psyche…

Loophole 2: Short-Circuit. A common mistake that most men make is to ask for a woman’s phone number – if you’re an expert in female loophole seduction tactics then you’ll ask for a date instead. You see, most women will expect you to try to get their digits first, but by asking her for an “instant date” you’ll short-circuit her psyche… and make her agree with you.

Also remember that it takes a higher commitment from a woman to want to go out with you – and if you’ve done this then it’s far likelier that she will sleep with you later that night. By understanding women psychology, you’ll be well ahead of most men out there when it comes to dating and seduction.

Now, in order to successfully ask for a date, you’ll need to first build emotional connection (or rapport) with the woman. The best way to do this is to use this technique called Fractionation. Read about it in the next Loophole…

Loophole 3: Fractionation. This is an “underground” technique which enables any man to create intense emotional rapport with any woman by going through a succession of techniques. When used correctly, it gets a woman to feel emotionally “hooked” on you. It’s really that powerful.

The Female Loophole techniques work extremely fast – and this is the difference from other types of seduction tactics and concepts which often take months or even years to master (inner game, hypnosis, etc). Now known widely to be one of the most complete and powerful tactics ever invented by the seduction underground, experts have been using it for years with amazing success.

Ephesians 5:25: “For husbands, this means love your wives, just as Christ loved the church. He gave up his life for her

IGBO AMAKA

Remember the last i was broke,you helped me out and i said i will never forget you

Yes

i am broke again

dafeyankee:
This man has done more than the Governor of Delta State.

That Okowa is useless.

abeg okowa done finish that road by FMC and LION house?

northvietnam:
I tell Brvh...

na those emails be sure bet na...
sure emails=Sure work...

IGM dey break Heart

we will keep hustling No quitting. quitting is for smoking and drinking not for the hustle

lazy slay queens

iLegendd:
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Typing...

this na normal fractionation seduction steps

it never pays to be nice to women

nice guys they don't get romance

bad guys women are running after them

northvietnam:
Ali baba to the world
...

they didnt arrest the programmer that sourced those business email for them...

the programmer tight gan...

i dey tell you. to Extract Emails na dead

yahoo nor easy i swear down

OK

mxpinky:
hello nl
i don't normally beleive music can motivate someone to do bad things until i witness my bestfriend name sefan junior and upcoming musician who is addicted to erigga and his songs, started behaving like he's been possessed, trying to act like erigga, he started smoking all kind of weeds and engage in drug life claiming he'll be like erigga one day and he'll definatly meet with erigga one day, main while erigga don't even know no die hard of his like that exist. He's even the one who invited me to this particular nairaland and i enjoy it
please what can i do as a friend to help him out ?

erigga songs are good. na your friend choice to act like erigga most things he talks about in his songs. ERIGGA nor dy do am na lyric Just like Eminem e nor dy do most of the things he talks about. Even WIzkid singing about true love(love my baby} we all know how wizkid his with women plus davido all of em they just make music

mxpinky:
lol i won't

correct gal