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OmolodMilkman93: Tot it was one of those Lagos masquerades,....... poor facial quality, terrible blushes, witchcraft nails, oversize rings,.....y cant dey eva be modest?

You took the words out of my mouth my broda.

Niger Delta University's Basic One Year programme form is out. You can purchase it at Ecobank Yenagoa. Lectures are given at Yenagoa and not the school's site at Amassoma. The form costs N5,000.

My first choice is Rivers State University of Science and Technology. Also, is History compulsory?

Kadata: university of Uyo offers History and Intl studies. thats the only one i am aware of. what was ur first choice

Oh my gosh! When I saw this I immediately called a friend of mine in LeadCity and she's okay. Such a sad news. She said they were drunk...oh gosh! Please do not drink and drive.

Oooh. So glad this made the front page

ebamma 3: Just two words who cares

You do care, much more than you can imagine that you even post a comment to show how much.

@topic, Congratulations Mo. This is a step forward. Really love her show 'Moments with Mo'. Highly educative and interesting. Keep up the good work.

I just picked the 2013/2014 UTME form and I chose University of Uyo as a second choice with course International Relations. I saw it as a course in the JAMB brochure but didn't see it as a listed course in the school's website. I'm a bit worried though. I read on several sites that Uniuyo offers admission to second choice applicants. My O'levels is great and I plan to study hard for my forthcoming exams.

Such an interesting article. Will visit your blog later. I love this.

It's my birth month.

Dis Jocelyn hips na die.

I love this actor. Very funny guy.

No matter what, some peolple will not listen. I taya for them.

RIP Sir.

I remember we'd sit and talk and the subject might go into s.ex at some point and she'd tell me not to sleep with any man and all that. As I grew, she started asking if I had a boyfriend and how she knew one cute guy. Once in a while she'd chip in the 'if you want to have sexx, make sure you use a condom. Don't let the man deceive you into not using a condom' advise. I can remember when I went to school one certain time and she came for my visiting day. She told me she saw the por'n I'd been watching in my dvd and some more in my book rack. I was embarassed but she just laughed about it. All in all, was okay.

Why would he say a curse of the Lord shall come upon any student whose voice is heard? Who gave him the authority to curse? I feel for the students who were expelled because after paying millions of school fees each session, that money is now wasted. It's a pity they were expelled for such little offence as not going to church, it's not like they destroyed school property or worse. No one should be forced to go to church, it should be by freewil. It's better for them to stay in their hostel than go to church and disturb. This man is so authoritative and inconsiderate. I hate this!

First of all, how is this news? You haven't seen a mother kiss her baby before or what? Lastly, is it that you do not know parts of the body, is that her cheek? Is that where your own cheek is located?

Once attended a church where offering was done about 7 times. There was general offering, seed offering, harvest offering, tithe and offering, etc. and the pastor made it seem like if you didn't put the offerings, you wouldn't be blessed. Everyone looked around to see who was putting offering and the 'bad apple' that wasn't. Worse, members showed no love. It was just eye service and more like who drove the flashiest car, who made the biggest pledge. It was all so irritating. During a crusade in church, the General Overseer came and kept talking about how Governors, Ministers and top politicians were looking for him. How he prayed for a Governor and he was re-elected. Then, he brought out hankerchiefs to be sold for 100k or was it 50k, saying using it would cause you to prosper and all that. You need to have seen how people qeued to buy a handkerchief that costs not more than 50 naira in the market. My mother went up to the pastor and requested she be given one, as she didn't have money to pay. In the end, I used the handkerchief to clean catarrgh and never bothered washing it. I'm sure most of the people who used their hard-earned money to purchase that face-wipe aren't richer than they were. God's blessings cannot be bought and let no preacher confuse you otherwise.

ferhyntorlah: Beauty/Hansomeness is in the eyes of the beholder.

Some men may not be good looking facially but are kind hearted. What they lack facially, the have in abundance in the character department.

Nature has a way of balancing things out; what you lack in one area, you have in excess in another.

We shouldn't focus on outward beauty only, the inward beauty is equally important.

Sweedy, you said it all

So wetin d winner go get?

If I may ask why even do a wedding? People will do a traditional marriage and days or weeks later, a 'white' wedding. Are you white?! That simply means the traditional marriage is not accorded the respect it should because you are not convinced that you are a couple. Since you want to do a white wedding, you'd best follow the whites to the latter. Wear a suit!

I will open a website tomorrow Nigerianbook.com . Please come and buy it for N10,000 only, just N10,000. USD$10,000 too much. I can even open more: 9jabook.com, giantofafricabook.com and wazobiabook.com . Come and buy them all abeg. Buy 2 and get 1 free

This Dr.SHA6H na bad hacker o. Converting a whole school's website to a religious blog abi wetin I go call am? Couldn't he have just gotten a website. Na wa for some people sha.

Dermablend can be used for special occasions and pretty much everyday. I love that it lasts up to 12 hours long and more than an hour of swimming in the pool. That's a long time for it to have come off but guess what? It wont cos it's water-resistant, so sweating does not even make it come off. It's not a very popular product here in Nigeria but is popular abroad. Most of these celebrities use it to achieve that flawless skin. It covers almost all skin imperfection and is definitely worth it .

tomisinuno: I'm hungry, i 1nt 2 eat GAARRII and BEANS

If you like chop sh1t. Must garri be included in your posts? If you have nothing meaningful to say why not read and wait till you come up with something.

Lmao. As in ehn...the body no just make sense rara. E be like sey I go puke sef. Onila, drag dat ur top down abeg and replace am with Tom and Jerry picture.

majour: but for real oo, onila if thats ur virgin body eh, i'd rada do a prost1tude than do u



#pun intended# lols

I once tried the number of my late grandfather a year after he died for dialling sake and someone picked! It wasn't funny at all. I almost threw my phone. When the person called back, it was my mum. She said she'd started using the line in memory of him. Another day I was sleeping and woke up when I heard my fone ringing. With dizzy eyes I looked at my screen and saw 'papa'. Na so I jump . Told my mom not to scare me again. I've since edited the contact name.

That stomach just looks dirty. U no get get flat tummy, u come go do belly button piercing. Some people no just know wetin fit dem.

Dayumm!! That was harsh...lmao

Eminentsam: you and your mumm are a nobody.!