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Titto93:
BREAKING NEWS!
Dear Nigerians, a presidential source just informed www.naijaport.com that Nigerian President/Minister of Petroleum/ Minister of Tourism/ Minister in charge of recovering stollen funds - Mr Muhammadu Buhari will be visiting Nigeria on Wednesday the 2nd of December 2015.
Please inform all patriotic citizens.
Thanks and have a great weekend

guy just tell us to visit your website period......

make up at work!! y can't girls be natural?

make at work!! y can't girls be natural?

Hausa Muslims are bastards. i hate them

so this man want to die like his father? anyway, safe journey to hell.

God, we know that we have signed against you but must you punish us with this type of President? #BRING#BACK#GEJ#

ThisMeansWars:
Rip fake pastor

A loving god will not allow his loving son or daughter to exit in such a cruel way..

So she's gotta be fake ... Keep the mention coming


Enjoying it ..

you are a compound fool

Psalmpy:
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Ewoooh so this thing has eggs inside
No wonder it couldn't run properly

pls don't bring Ebola virus again o.

this is what we call oxymoron (cute dismissive)

Buhari we are not gullible, only dullard like you will believe u. pls don't cover up your weaknesses.

CACAWA:
[size=18pt]Has anyone noticed that many states in Nigeria are bigger than all the South East states combined (Abia, Anambra,Ebonyi,Enugu,Imo)? [/size]

you are just a fool. what concerns south east with ISIS?

Jesus, this guys are serious o. they mean business o! I support you guys, to protest in Abuja with T-shirt & Biafra flags means they are ready to die for Biafra. LONG LIVE BIAFRA..

APC & Buratai are all clueless. what a shame that the whole giant of Africa lost 105 soldiers at once by tout boko haram & APC led government + Buratai are playing politics with it. God will forever punish APC & Buratai.

iamrealdeji:
so,Nsuka is a town? I used to think it's just a name of a University

Nsukka has 9 local government out of 17 local government in Enugu state. Nsukka town is the second town in Enugu state after Enugu city. Nsukka also have many other towns a part from the main UNN town.

frustration is bad

xender:
arrange this ur stuff well bros

I'm sorry bro, I'm at work now & sorry Nairalanders 4 the poor arrangement

Today is the former president Goodluck Jonathan’s 58th birthday. On November 20, 1957, Lawrence and Eunice Jonathan brought forth baby Jonathan into the world and he was named Goodluck. He was born in Otuoke, Bayelsa state. The former president, who came from a humble background, joined politics in 1998 and was voted deputy governor of Bayelsa state in 1999. He held that post until 2006, when he became the governor following the impeachment of Governor Diepreye S.P. Alamieyeseigha. Goodluck Jonathan His star continued to shine as he was picked as the running mate to the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua in 2007 and they won the presidential election. From there, he rose to be the country’s No. 1 citizen on May 5, 2010, following Yar’Adua’s death. In 2011, he was elected Nigeria’s 14th president. He ran again for a second tenure in 2015 but lost to President Muhammadu Buhari. Jonathan is married to Dame Patience and they are blessed with children. As he celebrates his 58th birthday today, Naij.com brings you 58 of his memorable quotes. 1. In my early days in school, I had no shoes, no school bags. I carried my books in my hands but never despaired; no car to take me to school, but I never despaired. There were days I had only one meal but I never despaired. I walked miles and crossed rivers to school every day, but I never despaired. Didn’t have power, didn’t have generators, studied with lanterns, but I never despaired. In spite of these, I finished secondary school attended the University of Port Harcourt and now hold a doctorate degree. 2. Our dear nation, Nigeria, has certainly come a long way and made notable progress since our first Democracy Day on May 29, 1999 when the military finally relinquished power and handed over to a democratically- elected government, marking the true beginning of a government of the people, by the people, for the people. One thing that I know and I feel Nigerians will celebrate is continuity and peace. 4. My brothers and sisters, we are all winners. In this context there is no victor and no vanquished. We have demonstrated, even in our diversity, the progress of Nigeria remains paramount for all. 5. I’m not interested in 2015, because you and I do not know whether we will reach 2015. The truth is, 2015 is really not my business and it is politically irresponsible for people to be talking about 2015. 6. So any President, whether it is Goodluck Jonathan or any other person, as long as you still have the opportunity to contest or not to contest, if you declare it too early, you create more problems in the system. If you say you are contesting, it creates more problems. So don’t force a President to declare his interest. It is not right. 7. Before the PDP administration, even directors in ministries had no phones! As Assistant Director, I had no phone. But with the PDP administration, now my mother has a phone. 8. Furthermore, under this administration, we have made consistent progress in improving the standard of elections in our country to ensure that they are ever more credible and truly representative of the people’s free choice. 9. Why should a lecturer in a state- owned university go on strike if Mr. President has done something wrong? The state universities are owned by the states.
10. Boko Haram is not as a result of misrule; definitely not. Sometimes people say it is as a result of poverty; definitely not. Boko Haram is a local terror group. 11. Boko Haram didn’t start in the last three years. Sometimes people talk about Boko Haram as if Jonathan is the cause of Boko Haram. I was the Vice President when Yusuf was killed, the so called founder of Boko Haram. And he was there before 2009. But it was not handled properly at the beginning. They allowed it to grow into a cancer and become terrible like crude oil stealing. But I assure Nigerians that we will bring it under control. It is a major challenge, but we are working day and night to overcome it. 12. There can be no doubt that what we are witnessing in Nigeria today is a manifestation of the same warped and ferocious world view that brought down the Twin Towers in New York, killed innocent persons in Boston and led to the murder of defenceless people in the Southern Russian city of Volgograd. 13. No matter what it takes, we will win this war against terror. 14. The war against terror may be difficult, but the days of peace will come again. Terror is evil; nowhere in history has evil endured forever. 15. Terrorism is not a phenomenon a six months or one year State of Emergency can solve. 16. We have a duty to stand firm against those who threaten the sovereign integrity of the Nigerian state. 17. Nigeria is the only country we have and we must all work to preserve it for present and future generations. 18. Nigerians are peace-loving people; these sad events perpetrated by those who do not wish our nation well have not changed the essential character of our people.
19. Yes, we have challenges but we will surely overcome. Nigeria is our country. Nigeria is blessed. We will all collectively protect, defend and develop this country for ourselves, and our children. 20. Over 70% of what are called corruption (cases), even by EFCC (Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) and other anti-corruption agencies, is not corruption, but common stealing. 21. Don’t misquote me. I am not saying we don’t have issues of corruption but that is not our number one problem. 22. Sometimes people take common stealing as corruption. A thief is a thief. When you steal money you are a thief. 23. Those quoting me as saying that ‘stealing is not corruption’ have not said that the President said stealing is good. Thieves should be treated as thieves. Do not use the word ‘corruption’ to cover so many things. 24. My political ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian. 25. Nobody’s political ambition is worth the blood of any Nigerian. 26. No matter your political interest, you must place your country first. You must show some kind of patriotism.
27. I have no enemies to fight. You are all my friends and we share a common destiny. 28. Where there is no opportunity for one man one vote, there will be no accountability and no responsibility. 29. Our votes must count! One man, one vote! One woman, one vote! One youth, one vote 30. Democracy is a journey that every nation mindful of advancing the liberty of its citizens must undertake. 31. Any society or country that closes the vital valves of its democratic space cannot develop at a reasonable pace. 32. Democracy calls for sacrifice and tolerance, an open ear and a strong voice. 33. We must develop a democratic culture in which the will of the people will be treated as sacred and be immune to subversion by anti-democratic elements. 34. It is the supreme task of this generation to give hope to the hopeless strength to the weak and protection to the defenseless. 35. The beauty of democracy is that its practice is never final and always has room for improvement no matter how old a democratic society may be. 36. As we strive to advance our democratic development, there will be times when our will shall be tested, our patience provoked and our belief questioned. 37. Nobody should rig for me. I am assuring Nigerians that though I am contesting, nobody must manipulate votes in my favour. Our votes must count. 38. You have trusted me with your mandate, and I will never, never let you down.
39. On the football field, nobody cares who scores for Nigeria. 40. For the PDP family, the contest for party offices does not produce winners and losers. 41. I believe in the politics of give and take. 42. Election is like any tournament, FIFA says March, later say April or May. The winning team will still win. No big deal. 43. The dark patches in the Niger Delta will give way to light. 44. I don’t need to be a lion. I don’t need to operate like the pharaoh of Egypt, I don’t need to be an army general, but I can change this country without those traits. 45. I am not God, but I am more hopeful now than before in terms of combing the whole areas. We are working with our neighbours and we will comb the whole of that area. Just give us some time. 46. It is the supreme task of this generation to give hope to the hopeless, strength to the weak and protection to the defenseless. 47. Africa must turn its begging bowls into baskets of prosperity and opportunity. 48. For you to fix the world, you must fix Africa. For you to fix Africa, you must fix Nigeria. 49. Where we falter we must not fall. When we are weak, we must not surrender. 50. Crude oil stealing is not done by poor people. Because, you need a vessel to lift the oil across the ocean to go and sell. And if you are to sell a stolen product abroad, you also need some connections because the refineries abroad don’t take crude oil from just anybody. 51. Politicians are instigating some young people to act in ways not expected. 52. It is quite unfortunate that there is a lot of wrong information in the system, especially in the social media & normal media. 53. I don’t have the time for social media. 54. We must not put money where people can take it, like we did with in agriculture with fertilizer.
55. Separation of power is not separation of government. 56. Our founding fathers did not dream of a country where neighbors and friends would exchange bullets in place of handshakes. 57. I have come to launch a campaign of ideas, not one of calumny. I have to come to preach love, not hate. I have come to break you away from divisive tendencies of the past which have slowed our drive to true nationhood. I have no enemies to fight. You are all my friends and we share a common destiny. 58. Cynicism and skepticism will not help our journey to greatness. Let us believe in a new Nigeria. front page please

APC, you guys can't deceive us anymore. let buratai continue his press up

Buhari is actually promoting his boys. Hausa/Fulani is a pest to Nigeria.

Buhari is actually promoting his boys. Hausa/Fulani is pest to Nigeria.

FREEEMANAN:
As the war between light and darkness continues
Heroes and villains become harder to identify
Kindred spirits separated at birth
Fighting for their place in time to be solidified
The clock ticks faster and faster
While time runs a marathon in this babylon
But see, the end is only the beginning
The beginning of the calm before the storm...


NIGERIA

you really a literature student/teacher. I love your poem

thank God that GEJ is no longer the President. if not, the whole nation should have insulting him by now.
but wait o, 105 soldiers missing? the North should tel us the truth

APC is a pest to Nigerians.

@President Buhari, we are winning the war..... l fire Buhari & Lai Mohammed

APC again? PDP don't worry, he who laughs last, laughs the best

CARLOSZ:
Why didn't he ask GEJ to do same when the furniture was in power?
Over sabi fellow.

Abeg shift



Posted By:
Bobby Carlos:

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dullard did Nigeria ever witnessed this kind of severe fuel scarcity during GEJ administration?

God bless you Ben Bruce but will dullarddinhoo listen? I don't know y we can't value our own products but foreign products. this is what we called IMPERIALISM.

if u are science student, come to unijos & get remedial form, it will help you a lot. it's on sale now & about to be closed

this babe should relax, I wrote JAMB 5times, post UME 4TIMES in UNIJOS, I did IJMB & still I was scoring high marks in JAMB. just wait for your time. I don't believe in bribing before getting admission, I didn't pay one naira & I'm now I'm final year, I'm the class rep & I'm doing handsomely well in school. one word, Persevere.....

our politicians behaves like children

thank God for his death. foolish man