₦airaland Forum

franchasng:
Lol, deported from which country to which country abeg, it seems everybody in Nigeria now is mad, from President to Journalists. How TF did you deport someone from his country to his country, are these people alright

Lol... Even me, I'm not understanding, thought I was the only one who was confused by the confusionist. How can a Nigerian man in Nigeria be deported to Nigeria?? Almost everybody is confused in this country.

seunmohmoh:
You don't know waz going on

No just anyone but the King Idiot. Lol....

Same way he wasted good 6 months in his first tenure only to recruit a set of ineffectual ministers he called technocrats.

APC led federal government is a failed government, you can only be an honest person and corruption free if you are in the APC. There's God.

Aremu01:
This would be perfect for honeymoon

lol... be ready to make love to mami water at night..

DonX001:
Thanks.

You are most welcome

DonX001:
Thanks a lot!
Very informative.
I can get them from any regular car accessories shop along the road right?

Yeah from those car parts dealers

DonX001:
Like how much does it cost and where can it be gotten from?
Also is there a place we can go and crosscheck our own gauge's calibration after buying to be sure its accurate....so that we won't buy onemki chinko gauge that will be giving inaccurate readings without us knowing.

The prices depends on the type of gauge you are buying, there are basically 3types of guages which includes the digital, analog and the stick, the cheapest one is the sticks which are of sizes and the price ranges from 1500 to 3000, follow by the analog also in different sizes and designs priced from 2500 to 4500 or thereabouts and finally the digital from the 3000 or 3500 and above. As for the gauge calibration all new gauges have the same measuring unit by default though with different reading styles depending on the type, so if you buy a new gauge you are guaranteed go ahead and use it unless it has been altered or has some deformity then you can see a professional vulcanizer for possible adjustment or rather you change a new one.

Small080:
Using fufu and eba, ah I hate it die

Stop buying tokumbo tyres, go for new ones with clean rims if you don't want eba and fufu.

pocohantas:
One fuckernizer stole the sensors in my tyres.
Endtime man!!!

Lol... "fuckernizer" endtime comment.

Iamvjdamilola:
And just to think that vulcanizer isn't even an. Actual English word

What do you call a person that does the work?

3kay945:
You harsh small o. But I enjoyed reading your counter analysis. Good one! I was wondering why the saliva should be of concern sef.

Lol... No vex bro. I'm a vulcanizer myself and I understand very well the points he put up there, just that I detest the manner with which he generalized and made jest of the noble profession.

AutoJoshNG:
https://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh634/Autojosh/vulcanizer_zpssfqlejs9.jpg

According to FRSC (Federal Road Safety Corps) over 5,000 lives were lost on Nigerian roads due to tyre burst between 2010 and 2016. This is a major pointer to the fact that we have to be careful the way we take care of our car tyres. Furthermore, we have to be careful the type of vulcanizers we permit to touch the tyres of our cars. Some are culpable for the way and manner they improperly handle tyres during repairs.

These are 7 absurd things vulcanizers do when fixing car tyres.



1. Eba or Fufu as sealant:

If you see any man or woman going in and out of a mama put restaurant to buy 2 or 3 wraps of fufu without buying soup, it is safe to think that he or she is a vulcanizer. Those tyres can eat fufu more than any glutton you've ever met. It's advised that proper tyre bead sealers should be used instead of fufu. The former seals better and some people have not even seen that fufu to eat.



2. Apply saliva on tyre valves:

To check if the valves are not leaking, some vulcanizers will take saliva from their mouth with their hand.. and the saliva will be applied on the tip of the tyre valves. This is definitely unhygienic. It is also gross. Tell us how you feel anytime you see this. Do you love it or you usually feel like you want to puke?



3. Steal from your car, tyre or wheel:

Always inspect the tyres and wheels of your car immediately after getting them fixed. You'd be surprised that some vulcanizers can pilfer something no matter how unimportant you may think it is. One vulcanizer once stole the small wheel balance weight bar that is used for wheel balancing when we had a flat while on an interstate trip. He resorted to begging for forgiveness after he was caught. Always endeavour to check everything is intact before you step on the gas. Although some of them may make honest mistakes forgetting to return your jack and wheel spanners.



4. Over-Inflation:

Always ask your vulcanizer how much air pressure they've inflated your car tyre with. Most of them will say "50" which means 50 PSI. For most cars, this air pressure is far above the recommended figure and this is a major cause of tyre blowouts and loss of traction which can lead to death. For example, the recommended tyre pressure for the car in the photo below is 33 PSI. The recommended pressure can be found on the driver's door pillar as seen in the photos below so don't let any vulcanizer put your life at risk.

https://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh634/Autojosh/tyre1_zpsb9j58vsh.jpg


5. Not knowing tyre rotation and direction

Some vulcanizers are not literate so they are unable to read and understand the directional signs on the tyres of your car. Even after explaining that this part has "inside" written on it and the other side has "outside" written on it, they still end up criss-crossing everything. The onus lies on you to check it yourself for your own safety.



6. Not tightening the wheel knots properly

The last thing you want to happen to you is for the tyre of your car to roll off while in motion. You may have had that wobbly feel after doing a tyre job. Always ensure to check that the wheel knots are proper fastened before you hit the road. This negligence may be disastrous.



7. Damage the lovely rims on your car

The wheels of my Toyota Camry suffered in the hands of vulcanizers. They defaced the edges of the gray colour sport wheels the first time the tyre needed a fix. After that, I had to request that they use a tube or cloth to prevent the wheels from scratching.


https://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh634/Autojosh/2012-toyota-camry-wheel_zpsu2owq4m5.jpg


Which of these issues do you like or dislike? Also add any other thing you think should be on the list so we can learn from you and don't forget to pay attention to your vehicle tyres at all times.

https://autojosh.com/vulcanizers

Arrant nonsense!! Let me educate your ignorance
1: fufu Vs bead sealant-: bead sealant can only work on new tyres because of the proximity of their beads to the rim but in Nigeria 70 to 75 percent of car owners cannot afford new tyres and so they often settle for tokumbo and tokumbo tyres are discarded tyres by the white man with bends and damaged beads, some of these types when you couple them you will discover that they have about 1 to 2 inches space between the beads and the rim, so tell me how bead sealant can cover such distance, have you seen Tyler sealant before? I'm not even sure if you own a car.
2: saliva application:- Every profession has its dirty side and vulcanisation isn't an exception, as a professional vulcanizer you have no option than to use the saliva because of its stickiness compared to a mere water, in case you don't know, even the white men does that same ritual.
3:- stealing from your car:- lol as funny as this could be, before a vulcanizer will steal from your car you must have stolen from him/her in the first place eg. Must you car owners are fond of underrating the work done by the vulcanizers after losing, patching and fixing back your tyer he will charge you a token but instead of you paying you will be like 400naira for what? Ordinary patching? You will end up giving him 150 or 200 and you expect him not to steal your wheel spaner as his balance. People like you that doesn't patronise professional vulcanizers you prefer hungry vulcanizers that you will give 200 instead of 500. This is Nigeria cheat me I cheat you.
4:over inflation:- some of you guys don't believe in the pressure gauge like you believe your eyes, you will park your car one sided bringing the car weight to one side and you will be like vulcanizer come and check my tyer it seems its low and so man must chop nah? If the vulcanizer did not let any air to escape from his compressor to your tyer will you agree to give him some money for checking your tyer? Be kind to the vulcanizers and they would be kind to your tyer and your life.
5:Tyer rotating :- must tokumbo tyres are worn-out with little or no company instructions appearing, go for new ones instead and patronise professionals not amateur vulcanizers.
6: not tightening your wheel nuts :- stop seeing lazy vulcanizers and as a driver you should know some simple safely measures of which checking the tightness of your wheel nuts is one of. Remember it's your life that is at stake not the vulcanizer's.
7: damaging your lovely wheel:- lol.. Vulcanizers are not manufacturers they are to repair an already finished product and any product that is taken for repairs is already a damaged product. Human beings dey old talk less of a mere wheel.

Noel1:
The friend must be selfish and wicked

Lol.. If it were you would you have chosen to die when you have a God sent saviour in the person of a priest? Say no to hypocrisy.

Praktikals:
IPOB and foolishness are like siamese twins

IPOB is surely your nightmare going by the way you keep mentioning the name here, besides how did you confirmed the identity of the poster to be an easterner?

Lol.. It's trekking season for the president and Co, issorait! Continue practicing how u will trek in 2019 from Abuja to Katsina and Lagos respectively

Amakababe:
I just saw my neighbor's jamb form and the foolish boy filled in for human kinetics. I felt like knocking him there

hell if it's my child,
listen to me where ever you are.

you must study either and only either
1. Medicine, other related fields like Med lab, pharmacy, dentistry. don't even try anatomy biochemistry and the likes, nonesense.

2. law, that's if he is art students. the day he decides to be a art student, he signed in for law and nothing else.

3. computer science

4. engineering,

courses you must not study
1. anatomy physiology phe religious studies 2. physical sciences like mathematics physics chemistry. why not just apply engineering than do this rubbish.
3. education , I will just kill
im walahi
4. agric soil science especially fisheries
animal science
5. music
, dance
6. languages.
7. English
8. psychology
9.political sciences
10 adult education guidance and counselling


try it and pay your fees yourself sigh

What is the different between Languages and English?

misano:
Atikukukuku is only fit to be LGA in Sambisa Forest...

Reason??

Atiku Abubakar is the right man, reasons;
1. Atiku is 100 percent ready for the job.
2. He is experienced politically haven served as a VP and knows how the presidency operates
3. He is personally business minded and economic oriented
4. He thinks like the youths and understands their plights (unemployment) not like other aspirants with 19th century ideas.
5. He is extremely wealthy to think of embezzling our money, in other words, he cannot embezzle more than he already has
6. Finally Atiku Abubakar is religiously neutral not a fanatic neither is he a tribalist like others.

seunmsg:
There can never be peace in the Senate chamber until saraki is removed. A minority party cannot lead the majority, it is against democratic best practises all over the world. Saraki himself his aware of this obvious truth but he's shamelessly holding the country to ransom due to greed and insatiable desire for power. He either resign honourably or be impeached by simple majority.

Where in the constitution was it stated that the Senate president must come from the ruling party? The condition for electing a senate president is through a simple majority and fortunately the ruling party often holds the majority making it look like the Senate president must come from the ruling party. All things being equal, the process of removing the Senate president is the same as the process of instilling him/her and that's the only legal way to remove saraki, any other way is universally illegal.

The different between prayer and wish is this:
Prayers are needs (fundamentals) directed to God, while wishes are wants (insatiable desires).

The age gap between those two kids is too small, from all indication, that boy is still struggling to walk properly and he already has a baby sister that is about if not up to crawling age. As an educated parent you should know that such careless gap is bad for your child, embrace family planning.

Sarkin:
Terrorist suswam will not go unpunished.
I am saying this here and now that 60% of the issues we are facing in this country is plotted by PDP just to frustrate this government and garner support for ignorant Nigerians.
See, let me tell you something, I can never support evil. Buhari has been wrong on many issues but no one is prefer naaa.
As much as I hate OBJ, I rather support his third force that to support 'Satan's own party' PDP. Paid PDP supporters like salamrushdie,lzaa, zombiepunisher/zombiehunter here on the this forum have somewhat succeeded in deceiving gullible people but they can never deceive me.
One PDP mad man even admitted that they "used" to kill people.
And people here will still beat their chest for them.
Sad.

Same way it was said that APC sponsored the pemergence of Boko Haram Terrorist to destabilise the PDP government under former president Goodluck Jonathan.

Nice business �� thumb up to the lady..

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augustine:
Sex can happen even when one is unconscious or semi-conscious to the point of ejaculation. a practical instance is the wet dreams phenomena during sleep.

This is different from wet dream, it's drug induced, wet dream is more of a sexual imagination that takes place in your brain during your sleep and the imagination is caused by you nursing some sexual desires during the day, and your brain in an attempt to free itself from the burden, satisfies your sexual urges in your absence (Unconsciousness).

Opistorincos:
Same way your dick rises before you every morning

It's not that type, this one is a drug induced erection, there are drugs that triggers erection in a sleeping or Unconscious man provided that his system is in function.

Thegeneralqueen:
This is how Nigerians will welcome me when I win my upcoming pageant MISS WORLD

Lol..

UrVillagePelsin:
No wonder she's missing.... Just look at her and her age, very different....

Hope she returns without kids.


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Lol... You are damn right man, if na me find this treasure there's no way I would let go of her ooo

Mad people everywhere both old and young

Mad leaders everywhere. After all this media propaganda and cheap publicity stunt he will leave the poor woman and a supposed customer like that without giving her something tangible to help her sorry life.

For goodness Sake can't he be checked in Nigeria? Why wasting the already scared resources. And this is the same man advocating for made in Nigeria stuff yet he doesn't have faith in Nigerian doctors. Hypocrisy of the highest order.