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bustyhelen:On a vry serious note: d solution is; talk 2 ur man n dnt hide every single details on ur virginity so dat incase ur man is a good striker he will know how 2 strike d ball in such a way dat it wouldn't hurt u dat much, besides 2 b a virgin @ 30s isn't a crime n getting deflowered is a must in d future, unless u want 2 live @ d convent. Wish I could hv a virgin 2! hahahaaaaaaaaaa.... |
ireneony:Hmm! nobi joke, you are Truly an advocate of truth! Bravo madam!! ![]() ireneony:Hmm! nobi joke, you are Truly an advocate of truth! Bravo madam!! |
Hw about d reduction in oil subsidies? Isn't dats 1 of d factors? I tink d fed govt is confused somhw....... |
judiyluv:Hmm! All these ones will fall under the money I gave her 4 Xmas shopping. I just want 2 surprise her with a simple and adorable gift, anyway, tnx 4 ur advice.... |
Hi! guyz I need 2 surprise my gal with a nice Christmas gift, a gift dat u tink a descent woman will appreciate most, tnx.. Girls opinion and choices are welcome too!!!! |
Hysmady:Is that all u can say? No wonder Buhari said he can't do without his cows of which u r nt an exception.... |
chimerase2:Chai! See stages of hugs! 360 and 180 degree, pls I need more lecture on dis? |
[quote author=ROSSIKE post=28852931]The presidential candidate made this comment on his facebook page apparently: ''I have around 150 cattle because I am never comfortable without cows.'' This leads one to ask two main questions: Will Buhari rear his cows in the Aso Rock gardens as president? If not, can we afford to have a president who is ''not comfortable''? www.nairaland.com/attachments/1937923_munch20141212212526_pngb94b0f8b9c9259ea737386dcc8ffb842[/quote Shhhhhhhhhh! Stop asking clueless questions! Who dash Buhari d presidency ? |
This mark the beginning of APC failure cos Buhari is nt a heart beat to PDP, they have done it before and can do it again, as a matter of fact Buhari is nt only despised by the PDP but also by most of the influential Nigerians especially @ the north, as usual they will strive to show him love in physical but secretly frustrate his effort of becoming the president for reasons best known to them! anyway, may God's will be done!! |
gtrust:My brother the corruption is 4rm the grassroot o, @ the selection of the delegates is nt the right ppl dat were chosen, cos of nepotism and other sentimental factors, God help Nigeria!!! |
Hmm! its another political season so politicians will do anything 2 win elections @ all cost regardless of d number of heads!! 4rm mummy patience voice "ALL THIS BLOOD U ARE SHARING IN OSUN, THERE'S GOD OOO.. |
macof: RIPMUMULISTIC of d highest order! Its a pity dat ppl lyk u @ dis age still quote a large page jst 2 make a 5 words sentence >: |
repogirl: Source pls? I don't want to believe this, just when I was rejoicing that September will be here soon and these two little rugrats will let me rest small....Hahahahaa.. madam sori o u really sound funny, bt remember prevention is better dan cure! |
YoungDaNaval: Is That All?oh! U want argument? Sori bt no tym |
YoungDaNaval: Because?Because it is clear u didn't read d original post b4 jumping 2 ur conclusion! |
publicenemy: what a jokeA joke 2 ur ears? Prayer is d key 2 every problem on earth though it might b a big deal 4 those of u with little faith!! Kpele o |
destino24: crazy reportbelieve or nt BLACKBERRY is unbeatable!! |
Sunkyphil: dnt mind dem na because say na nigerian develop am dats yPoint of seriousness! Americans always believe dat Nigerians r gud @ nothing n could do anything 2 frustrate our effort, whereas we have intelligent Nigerian brains dat Americans couldn't afford 2 loose 4 a second because of their essential services 2 them! Americans there's God oo!!!! |
bullshit!!!!! Its obvious dat most of d so-called men of God r scamers bt 4 u 2 fall a victim of their scam urself most b a greedy fellow alike , imagine u expect 2 become a billionaire by mere donating a hundred thousand 4 instance, is a church an investment house? Who is fooling who? birds of like feather Hahaha... |
sheylarhh: 0-1-0Dnt understand, pls elaborate |
cramjones: APC is undoubtedly the most democratic party we've ever had in Nigeria. Wait for our primaries and watch how fiercely contested it is going to be. These men are 100X better than 4 Ebele Jonathans!bloody liar! Non of those men mention above could b better Dan Gej, any confused element will mak noise cos he's nt @ d helm of affairs bt wait he assumes d position u will get 2 know who he really is, non of d past presidents could hv done better Dan Gej amidst all dis state of chaos in d country, by d way Nigeria was ruled by northern presidents 4 many yrs wat can u boast of as ur achievements in d north? hw much 2 talk of Nigeria in general, 4 ur information ur so-called APC is a RELIGIOUS party dominated by a religious group,there4, nt fit 2 b called a democratic party, pple who r ready 2 do anything 2 secure d presidency, who dnt see loss as part of lyf experience, who tink politics is a bed of rose 4 dem, wen dey loose election is rigged, infact we r nt interested in APC n dey will never smell villa...... |
-Mr Cork-:INTERESTING! Mr lecturer give me some lectures abeg I be learner hahahahaa.. |
Hahahaaaa, NL Babes pls what are the most common words guys used in approaching you d first tym? you can call it (TOASTING METHOD) share your xperience pls n guys too any method that worked 4 u share tnx! |
cashkid18: bigots wil soon arrive here wit their sign of insercurity.meanwhile,gudnews.we ar makin progressgud news ko? I dey laugh!!hahahahaaa |
@op u self funny, if u r really disturbed about dat den ask ur BOBY (man) I think he can xplain better hahahaaaa.. |
@OP! source pls! |
You guys r jst funny n indeed jokers, if these cars were really built in Nigeria definitely Nigeria is moving fast in industrialization n vry soon will build a more reliable ones, cos if any1 here knows d first Indian built car will know wat am talking about, but 2day every1 will praise Indian in dat regards, same with other technological developed countries dat u know, so instead of causing dis move I suggest dat u embrace it with love n hop 4 a better 2moro. God bless Nigeria!! |
King harzyz: mumu jesus cannot save you...ONLY ALMIGHTY GOD CAN SAVE...USE UR BRAINIf nt 4 JESUS do u tink u could be alive 2day? Jesus hv bn given d power 2 save lives n who ever he saves is saved 4ever!! |
Magic Bishop: ^^^So it's true that this guy has body guards protecting him wherever he goes even when at the pulpit?hahaha na guilty conscience nah!he doesn't trust anybody, As him dey Rob him congregation by preaching d wrong tin any of dem that happen 2 know d truth might com with Ak 47 so those guards will do their wrk cos am sure dey r also armed, only God will judge!! |
dopedealer: I am the one calling you in respect of the $10 million contract i promised you,but since you refused to pick my call and announce me here! ![]() dopedealer: I am the one calling you in respect of the $10 million contract i promised you,but since you refused to pick my call and announce me here! |
berem: Calling someone with hidden number isn't bad but when you keep calling the person repeatedly,without uttering a word, it becomes annoying. I hid my number to call a debtor once when the fool refused to pick my call because she owed me and didn't wanna pay up and it worked. So sometimes hiding your number to call someone is necessary.yeah! Buh my case is different, d caller dnt even wait 4 2seconds talk more of 2 pick d calls! |
berem: Police report for hidden calls? MTN dey craze sha! I think its high time all these useless network providers gave us codes to identify a hidden caller. What nonsense?exactly! I dnt see any good in calling som1 with a hidden number, infact its a criminal act!!! |

this na torment, for a 30yrs virgin that place be like something wey de lock with padlock and throw way the key 


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