₦airaland Forum

Jarizod:
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***DAIRY OF LALASTICLALA ***

I Promised Felicia 10k Last Week As We Were
Chatting on BBM. She Came To Abuja Yesterday, An
Unexpected Visit. Dis Morning, She Asked Me Of
The 10k I Promised Her. I Then Told Her Dat I Want
To Leave For Makurdi In The Next 5mins. I Gave Her My First Bank ATM Card Dat She Should Take It nd
Withdraw All She Wanted
(Knowing Fully Well Dat I
Had Less Dan 3k In Dat Account).
As Soon As She Kissed Me & Left, I Quickly Left The
House Knowing Dat She Will Kom Crying Back To
Me.
As I Got To AYA Junction,
Moses My Elder Brother Called Me On The Phone Saying "Lucky,You
Don Get The Alert, I Just Dey Komot From FirstBank
oh! I Don Pay That 80k Wey I Been Owe Ƴöů Into Ƴöůr Account, Thanks"...
Mheen!!! See Sweat!!!
Few Minutes Later, I Got The Alert!! Confirm 80k Credited.
I Wan Die As d Money
Enter.
Tried calling Felicia's phone, Switched Off. Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery.
The Next minute, Alerts: 20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited.
Even the Last 2k Withdrawn... I No Know Wetin Happen To Me, I Found Myself On
Hospital Bed.
Now They Are Asking Me What
Happened?
But Wot Will I Say
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Ayatullah:
I am not sounding like a brain washed person. I am TOTALLY Brainwashed by the Quranic Truth. Therefore anytime you set your two big eyes on a Muslim you should step aside and give him/her a smart salute for being one of the reasons the Almighty God has not sent His wrath over you. Muslims are mercy to mankind. Let that continue to ring in your coconut head.

Ayatullah:
Keep thanking God for the early morning Muslim call to prayer that is paining your lazy bone. The Almighty God could have destroyed the world but, for Muslims' sake He keep forgiving mankind. So when next you hear:

"God is the Greatest!
God is the Greatest!
I testify there is no deity but Allah (God)
I testify that Muhammad is His Messenger
Come to prayer
Come to success
To pray (at this morning hour when Angels are specially around to witness) is better than to sleep
God is the greatest
God is the greatest
There is no deity but Allah (God)
(These are the words you hear in Arabic that early morning you said you are enjoying your sweet morning dream).

ak47yong:
Lala a ban please

am0sn0nyu:
I SUPPOSE ANY OF YOU AFRICAN CHRISTIAN CONVERTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVIDE A RATIONAL ANSWER

SOURCE

Davvymavvy:
Your attempt at singling out SW is not only idiotic but says a lot about your hatred towards the chosen people. Baby factory is in the west? Not SE again? Kidnapping also? examine your empty skull and pay for common sense you dimwit. Condemn the dastardly act of the Muhammedians and stop dragging my people into your stupidity

A7:
Position of Islam on copulation is both parties must be legally married, the female must hit puberty, and must give her consent and if she is under the care of any guardian, that guardian has to bless the union. And premarital sex or adultery have no room in Islam.

When you say you condemn criminality down south I find that very difficult to believe, Ese's case is blown out of proportion because there are certain set of people in this country with fixated position to always smear others with different cultural, religious or political ideals from theirs.

You utterances will be much appreciated if you bombard the social media, and the press condemning the heinous attrocities perpetrated by your religious figures and other like minded vagabonds you use to shield and embrace with open arms. Till then, your words will continue to not hold water, just like in your mind you know what you wrote is false, people will equally discard it as false.

slap1:
These people should have a different continent with their cows. They're not human beings like others.

No wonder Buhari does not feel the suffering of the people because they are not cows.

awoluyi:
As long as we refuse to increase our external earnings through exporting locally manufactured goods, your thought about Uba's likely magic is right. Nigerians believe so much in "miracles and divine interventions" and this has reduced their thinking ability. Let Uba make his ideas available to federal government particularly to minister of finance/CBN governor for consideration and implementation. If it is by pumping out warehoused foreign currencies into the market, it will not solve the high exchange rate problem in the long run.

awoluyi:
As long as we refuse to increase our external earnings through exporting locally manufactured goods, your thought about Uba's likely magic is right. Nigerians believe so much in "miracles and divine interventions" and this has reduced their thinking ability. Let Uba make his ideas available to federal government particularly to minister of finance/CBN governor for consideration and implementation. If it is by pumping out warehoused foreign currencies into the market, it will not solve the high exchange rate problem in the long run.