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berem: Police report for hidden calls? MTN dey craze sha! I think its high time all these useless network providers gave us codes to identify a hidden caller. What nonsense?

alotofgrace: seconded

aariwa: after 5 mins of ringing press *#30# and send immediately.the number will show on your screen.

olaolayink: dear op,
call your network provider customer care line xplain to them and ask them to send you the number.......i hope dis will help

MANGAM: Google the number. Sometime it helps particularly if the person is using dat line on facebook. Goodluck

iamdhebuck: maybe its the media,you see most of the male models are six footers,just like they make us believe skinny women are more attractive...other times some gals just scream tall,dark and handsome because they hear some other gals saying it.


p.s- i should add,i think height looks good on anyone,most women just want a man that is at least taller than them,not like some 6'8 goliath

alutacontinua: My head must be able to balance on his chest when I hug him

Ohwhy: Nope ..not really

Chubhie: Does it mean that we wan short nor get hope be that?

crackhaus: Nothing special about tall guys...

Ladies just love special effects when showing off among their friends and family!

Ohwhy: So long as he's taller than my head, he's tall! I Dont think some girls mean tall as in dongoyaro.. Naah! Except they are quite tall themselves or they dont have a problem climbing ladder..

190-the-clown:
and na them broke pass

fingard02k: Blind man receives his sight in the pool.. Check the picture below.

Abu Mikey:


Shey na Your Papa dey help me pay my BIS subscription ?

Divepen: Others Include
*Rock and roll music:It makes you blank out,i.e while repeating a chant or the same words you will not want to think thereby making demons operational in ones life.

*Rosaries of catholics
*Mala of the muslim
*Artifact of the easter religion,such as their gods
*Pictures of catholic saints..

You can add your own

Drdaps: Maybe there are feeling cold.

JENMAUCY: Dear fijiano,I dnt think there is need calling names here,you can believe or leave it because you are entitle to your own opinion...but the truth still remains that virgin mary is blessed,as the op said,go to luke 1:27_28,here the angel told her that she is favoured and blessed among women,remember its a message from God,and I know that the angel deliver the message the way the sender ask him to. Let's go futher to verse 40-42,elizabeth stil cal her blessed,because of what she felt immediately she step into her home,it doesn't mean that the angel or elizabeth is worshiping her rather they apreciate what she accepted to do...or did you forget that heaven and earth await her answer after the angel have delivered the message? Yes heaven waits to hear her answer and in verse 38 she said behold am the handmaid of the Lord be it done to me according to thy word...do you know what it means? Even the angel can't leave without hearing her opinion on the message..then in verse 43 ,elizabeth asked her who am I that the mother of my Lord should come to me? My dear friends the angel $ elizabeth greeting makes up the hail mary you people hear today...hail mary full of grace the Lord is with you(angel..luk 1:28 )...blessed aree you among women and blessed is the fruit of your womb (elizabeth luk 1:42 ) then the catholic church taking a look @ what happened at canna in that wedding feast,the role mary played in that miracle that takes place there decides to ask for her intercession not praying to hher! If she can intercede when she is not asked ,what did you think will hapen when she is asked to? She talked to her son and he oblige her on earth even when he is not ready to perform..or do you think Jesus is not aware that the drink has finished? That is where holy mary mother of God pray for us sinners now and till the hour of our death....

Idi Amin: I know of a guy who is currently married to a ghost. When they were dating, he didn't know until the lady led him to her home in the village. After that, the lady still visited the guy and reassured him. Today as I'm typing this, they are living together in Lagos with kids but not officially married because his inlaws refused to accept brideprice of their "dead daughter". This is absolutely true life story because the guy is my pally and the lady in question serves me food whenever I visit them. Initially, I thought she didn't know that I knew her story until she asked me one day, ......"My name" why are you not avoiding me upon knowing my story? I simply told her that I believe shit happens because uptill now, I still hang out with my dead childhood friend. As I was growing into an adult, he was growing too. I currently live in LA and he lives in Las Vegas just few hours drive away from me. He is married with kids as he promised his mother in the dream 'according to her' that he will surely bring her kids. I also have interaction with my late dad who still send my mum messages about his investments through me. I tell you guys something, my childhood friend told me that half of residents in Lagos are his likes from beyond and I know many are here on nairaland. Let me quickly add this, I am a christian, so let no foool call me names here

dheaven: If they must have a car before you teach them that means you are not ready for free training cos anyone that have a car might have learnt how to drive before buying it or have made arrangement for the training. be sincere please

Waspy: Jeez..... Such a fu*ck up Was an aboki slicing onions beside you if you had a crush or any feelings at all for her, there are better reactions (such as holding her waste, holding her closer, pecking her, or atleast blushing or having an attention) and not some jobless drops stolling down ur cheeks. On the brighter side, capitalise on this, next time you see her, walk confidently to her, look into her face and tell that looking into her eyes the other time sparked a flame in your soul, tell her that since then, you've not been the same....tell her that her eyes were the most amazing sparkling crystal pearls you've ever seen. Tell her that looking into her face that moment, you realised she's just awesomely beautiful and you blame urself for not realising this earlier......do this well and add more sweet talks bro. If it didn't get u her heart, it will get u ur Rep back.

bukalence: Jobless fool!!! Stop the cOmparison!

Bloggeryippee: Am looking for virgin

kayClt: Dey say "water no get enemy" He hates Water,u will hv to beg n pet him b4 he takes his bath n he has no shame, he farts in ma presences n dats very annoying.

mumumugu: Why do pastors ask all virgins to come out for special prayer.

What i worse is that they make such request in mixed sermon when parents are with their wards.

The awkward moment you see a girl whom you have bleeped stepping out. Do you stop her?

That awkward moment when you are still seated with your parents eyes on u...
Na only God go save u when u and your parents reach house


pastors stop abeg

mumumugu: Why do pastors ask all virgins to come out for special prayer.

What i worse is that they make such request in mixed sermon when parents are with their wards.

The awkward moment you see a girl whom you have bleeped stepping out. Do you stop her?

That awkward moment when you are still seated with your parents eyes on u...
Na only God go save u when u and your parents reach house


pastors stop abeg

iyke926: CATHOLIC TRADITION - Purgatory, nuns, popes etc

WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS - None of these is mentioned in the Bible. It is a sin to add to the Bible.


The pope is a man who takes upon himself honor which belongs to no human being. Even the very name
by which he allows himself to be called (Holy Father) is highly presumptuous and blasphemous.

WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS -Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


One does not need the pope to determine what God's will is. The Bible says that God has given the Holy Ghost to each believer and that he (the Holy Ghost) guides and leads us into all truth. All a believer needs is the Bible and the Holy Ghost to know the will of the
Lord. Popery has been treacherous and the popes have been the blind leading the blind. Jesus said that
both will fall into the ditch. Pope Francis is trying to save the game of popery.

Catholics, come out of this system that cannot save and know Jesus for youself, intimate and up-close
according the truth which is God's word.


Quoters, dont qoute me . Obrigada amigos e amigas