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Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Puts On Costume To Sneak Out Of Vatican To Help The Homeless by Chibest2000(m): 12:58am On Dec 05, 2013
iamswizz: Humility!!!



But, i dont understand that 'dressing up as batman to save souls of homeless dudes' crap.
see dis 1? U underestimated d position of a POPE, u tink is a rev. father or bishop? Even d bishop self can't go out anyhow without proper protection hw much 2 talk of a pope 2 com out ordinarily in2 d midst of pple dressing fully as d pope, did u imagined d kind of obstructions he will encounter 4rm dos in charge of taking watch of him b4 he cld leave d Vatican? Or u tink he's an ordinary man lyk u? Nxt tym reason well b4 posting ok?...
LiteratureRe: Define "Life" Without Using The Word "A" And "IS" by Chibest2000(m): 12:25am On Dec 05, 2013
Lyf means been aware of d reason y u was created!
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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by Chibest2000(m): 11:35pm On Dec 04, 2013
dhensity: lol see another confused person, honour to Mary, Glory to Jesus..smh, where in d bible was Mary said 2 be honoured..in d long run u stil worshiping her...

i knw my bible was explicit about it...about making any image with the likeness of things on heaven nd on earth!!! pls open ur eyes ok
U r rather a confused element, so u dnt know dat mother Mary was been honored in d bible? Sorry 4 u make sure u always read ur bible 2 avoid alike temptations ok? Pls read luck1:28, 4 d greetings of angel Gabriel 2 Mary, luck1:41-42, 4 Elizabeth's greetings 2 Mary, n rev12:1, 4 her coronation!! Anyway am a committed catholic n am in no doubt 99%. Sure of d uniqueness of d catholic doctrines 2 other churches of d world, so going by d awareness n d faith I hv in catholic doctrines its a waste of time joining issues with all dis cacophony posts here, n I know dat no matter wat u do 2 please an enemy he will always remain an enemy, ok 4 example u said dat we r worshiping Mary instead of d HONOR we gave 2 her, r u trying 2 tell me dat our Muslim brothers r right by alleging dat we worship Jesus as our God instead of d praise we give 2 him as d only begotten son of God d most high? Pls a wrd is enough 4 d wise. Gud nyt....
CareerRe: Has Your Boss In The Office Ever Approached You? by Chibest2000(m): 9:44am On Dec 04, 2013
1 shortblackboy: Girls Wey dey dress like whores go office na Dem dey even disturb their boS sef
Yah! U gat d point ma guy, d way u dress attract d typ of feelings 1 cld hv on u whether guy or gal, buh gals r more of it. So be careful d way u dress 2 avoid temptations!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day by Chibest2000(op): 10:39pm On Dec 02, 2013
Ayatullahibilya: is a big foolis a big foolis a big fool
hahahaha
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by Chibest2000(m): 6:35pm On Dec 02, 2013
waldigit :
Oh How great are thou O power of brain washing and false autosuggestion.
. Meaning? Pls nxt tym if u dnt hv somtin meaningful 2 say its better u maintain silent!!!!
Uninvited guestsssssssssssss!
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by Chibest2000(m): 12:10pm On Dec 02, 2013
Temptee101: There is some sense in what he said though. A church that gives relevance and importance more to Mary and the saints mentioned in the bible than Christ Himself. Also a church that believes that after one is dead, he goes to purgatory where he will atone for the sins he committed for some time before been recalled to heaven. After evaluating all these, a reasonable christian would sure think twice
Senu sense man! Like I always tell u folks dat r nt Catholics, Stop attacking d catholic church cos if u r nt a catholic definitely u can't tell wat d catholic church is up2, n 4 ur information catholic church is d 1st church In d whole universe instituted by Jesus himself 2ru his eye witness apostle Peter who in turn was d first pope in d whole world wide, so neither u nor self acclaimed pastor Christ okotie A.K.A woman rapa can convince d think able Catholics dat d devil own d catholic church while Jesus had handed over d key of his church 2 Peter saying u r d rock 2ru which I will build d pillars of my church 4rm generation 2 generations, there4, I will rather oppose u n okotie dat satanic churches will rather com 4rm all dis new generation churches, Jesus himself made it clear 2 us dat @ d end tyms fake prophets will emerge n will preach in my name bt u should b as wise as a serpent.
I shouldn't hv wasted my precious tym here typing all dis cos ur user name had suggested whom u r (temptee)meaning(temptation) bt cos of d sensitivity of d topic I had 2.
May God lead us nt in2 temptation n help us all 2 see him on d last day in Jesus name Amen!!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by Chibest2000(m): 11:21am On Dec 02, 2013
Zet72: No problem on that day, u will cry had I known...
sharaaap! Who made u a judge over d catholic faithful? Better glue ur mouth b4 holy ghost fire will strike u down there....... Onye ara!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Bank Robbery!!!!!!!!! by Chibest2000(op): 5:13pm On Nov 28, 2013
Dalazyou: Lwkmd hahahahahhahahahahaahjahahahahhahahaha.....
Abi? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day by Chibest2000(op): 5:04pm On Nov 28, 2013
grin
Forum GamesRe: Make A Full Sentence Without Using "Is", "The", "Of", "And", "In" and "A" by Chibest2000(m): 1:38pm On Nov 28, 2013
What are you thinking about?
RomanceRe: African Ladies Please Learn How To Pamper Your Men by Chibest2000(m): 2:26pm On Nov 27, 2013
CocoLoca: i need to first find a man before i pamper him, abi no be so? undecided
so na women u bn found b4 abi? U b lesbi.. ni?
RomanceRe: Cooking For Your Boyfriend In His House: Is It Right Or Wrong? by Chibest2000(m): 1:37pm On Nov 27, 2013
alutacontinua: I am not a fan of it!
I can only do it once in a blue-moon, by dt I min lyk once in a year!
I am not his wife, he needs to understand that! If he wants to know how good my culinary skills are, i'll gladly entertain him if he comes to my house!

Dt's all!
RomanceRe: Cooking For Your Boyfriend In His House: Is It Right Or Wrong? by Chibest2000(m): 1:36pm On Nov 27, 2013
alutacontinua: I am not a fan of it!
I can only do it once in a blue-moon, by dt I min lyk once in a year!
I am not his wife, he needs to understand that! If he wants to know how good my culinary skills are, i'll gladly entertain him if he comes to my house!

Dt's all!
. for heaven sake wats wrong with cooking 4 ur man? Absolutely nothing even religion and tradition will giv dis a vote of confidence, so u mean if u coincidentally badge in2 ur man's house and met him cooking u will fold ur arms and watch him cook and after serve u d food? Hmm! I go flog holy ghost fire comot 4rm ur eyes dat day! I dnt blame all dis indomie generation girls dat can cook nothing other than indomie!!!
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by Chibest2000(m): 1:02pm On Nov 27, 2013
BB Q5 4 browsing and Nokia x1 dual sim 4 calls..
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures Of People At Miracle-Healing River In Enugu by Chibest2000(m): 12:18pm On Nov 27, 2013
Everyone wan go heaven no body wan die ;DEveryone wan go heaven no body wan die
Jokes EtcJoke Of The Day by Chibest2000(op): 9:42pm On Nov 26, 2013
Akpors was on his way back
home early one morning when he
came across robbers. They got
hold of him.
He struggled and struggled
but they over powered him.
When they searched him and
found only One torn #200 note
on him, the following dialogue
ensured.
ROBBERS: (Angrily)Wait Oh, so na
dis nonsense tear tear #200 nai
make u dey follow us dey struggle
b4,
abi u no dey fear gun wen bullet
deyhuh
AKPORS: No oh, how I no fear gun
wen bullet dey, I bin tink say una
wan collect de #10,000 wen I
hide
inside my stuckins for my right leg
shoe b4
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS
Jokes EtcASUU Customers Care Line! by Chibest2000(op): 9:06am On Nov 25, 2013
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click like button.
Watever you wanna no again
abt ASUU just comment
* If u view dis thread without laughing or commenting u hv personally voted against ASUU resumption!!
Jokes EtcAkpos Bank Robbery!!!!!!!!! by Chibest2000(op): 6:14pm On Nov 22, 2013
Akpos and his gang went to rob a city
bank.
Everybody down! Akpos shouted.
Everyone laid flat on the ground.
Where is the bank manager? He asked.
A young gentle man stood up and said;
Here i am.
Open the safe and bring out all the
money. Akpos commanded.
The young man kindly replied; Sir, this
thing you are doing is not good o. It is a
crime against society and humanity.
Shut up!... Akpos angrily retorted. If not
because it is a toy gun i'm holding, i would
have blown off your brain.
Akpos is currently receiving treatment at
the prison hospital.
One word for Akpos
Jokes EtcIf Nobi Joke Na Etc............. by Chibest2000(op): 5:53pm On Nov 22, 2013
A pLane waz ab0ut 2
crash and there were
onLy 4 parachutes
meanwhiLe there were
5 passenqers. The first
pers0n waz Messi and
he said: ''Yh0u kn0w I'm
the best footbalLer, I
cant die n0w." He took
one parachute and left.
The sec0nd, who was
Aliko Dangote said:
"Yh0u kn0w I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm 2 young to die."
So he took the sec0nd
parachute and left.
Prezident Obama said:
"Yh0u kn0w I'm the
smartest Prezident in
the w0rld so I cant die
n0w." He took one and
left. The passenqers
left were Pope John Paul
and a little schooL gurL.
The Pope said 2 her:
"Take the last one, I'lL
sacrifice my life for
yh0u". The little gurL
repLied: "There are 2
parachutes left,
Obama took my
schooL bag."
# na joke0oo b4 CIA go com nwee me o!
EducationRe: Robbers Molest University Of Calabar Student To Coma by Chibest2000(m): 4:58pm On Nov 22, 2013
OMG! wat a pity, anyway I dnt 2much blame dis rubbers sha, cos there's no virgin in Calabar, cos Calabar gurls usually lost their virginity @ d age of 8-9 so as dey were able 2 discover dis 1 everybody will lyk 2 break d record by dancing SKELEWU on her! Only GOD will console dis innocent girl!
Foreign AffairsRe: Philippines Typhoon Kills At Least 10,000 'worse Than Hell' (pix) by Chibest2000(m): 11:29pm On Nov 12, 2013
Mujah1deen: Wondering if they mentioned our floods in the North in their forums, talk less about putting it on their front page.

In few words who cares? Racist smelly Asians pigs, they can all die .
Ewu! Shameless hegoat!! And u will live 4ever on earth? MUMU!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by Chibest2000(m): 11:04pm On Sep 10, 2013
Nice n interesting report, bt where r d pictures?
CrimeRe: Corporal Kills ASP Over Girlfriend In Yobe. by Chibest2000(m): 11:43pm On Sep 02, 2013
Money and women are agents of death there4 be careful on how you go about with them. Be warned!
HealthRe: Man Born With His Heart In His Abdomen by Chibest2000(m): 3:44pm On Aug 23, 2013
Chai! CHINA again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Car TalkRe: Tricks Vulcanisers Use To Defraud Motorists by Chibest2000(m): 9:00pm On Jul 29, 2013
JideTheBlogger: N800 per month shouldn't be a big deal for a car owner na
Yes agreed bro car is nt made 4 small pikins if u must hv a car den u must b equal 2its maintenance cost grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by Chibest2000(m): 8:40pm On Jul 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: If you think the white pope gives a damn about what you think, you must be high on something.
hahaa abeg tell am o, a white man is always a white man grin
Jokes EtcRe: MONEY And ATM Machine: Wht Will U Do If U Were There? by Chibest2000(m): 10:07pm On Jul 07, 2013
Chei I will pack d moni until I noticed dat it has stop comn out jor, who go carry last. Hahha
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Again by Chibest2000(m): 10:00pm On Jul 07, 2013
Good one
TV/MoviesRe: Beverly Osu & Angelo Kissing On Big Brother Africa by Chibest2000(m): 9:41pm On Jul 07, 2013
nigerianphoenix: BBA is marketing sexual promiscuity. I really don't understand why people watch that show. I tried to figure it out one day, and I got bored within ten minutes.
pls what is Big Brother Africa(BBA) huh

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