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hardbody:
Lol. Mediocrity identified.

Get a life kid.

Sure ... Hope you enjoy it.

hardbody:
I get it right at every first attempt sir. I always put the best foot forward and failure is NEVER an option, sorry.

Who says he or she is right always is a capital failure. Keep it up.

hardbody:
Was Corona here in the last 5 days of December 2018?

This is how you guys fail simple basic examinations. Comprehension is so difficult.

If I fail, I try again, and again, and again. If YOU fail, are you going to try again?

In 9ija, some set of people marriage is from 9 years... Therefore 13-14 is not a big deal.

The story has no verification. Next please.

ObaOfUyo:
2018
Thanks for your concern tho

Better... Are they prostitutes or it was just a blue film story?

ObaOfUyo:
I have a story I'm dying to say, like, I can't wait to tell this story
I need enough likes on this comment then I will reveal my sleazy tale. Quite interesting I must say.



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Alright Perverts, you gave me my likes, will serve my story full. As e dey hot

Typing

Date.......the last five days of December 2018
Location.........The sleepy town of Uyo where I am the Oba


I and my Dad had a minor disagreement so I felt the need to change environment for a moment. I called up my cousin and informed him I was coming over. I imagined leaving the comforts of our Mansion to my Cousins self-contain. But nothing compares to freedom and some space to clear my head and Given the hell my pop just gave me, freedom was a welcome change. So I arrived the condo off Ikot Ekpene road to meet Charles, (my cuz who is never one in the shortage of fun and high risk activity) in the company of three beauties. I school in a boring private institution so I found his life really exciting I must say and Given the fact that school will resume in a few days time, I had to unwind properly before heading to jail school.

So, he's excited to see me and serves everyone his best whisky in the spirits of the Christmas and new year. Everyone has a sip, the mood lightens up with some music while we play FIFA 19 and immediately I forget my troubles with my dad. Deep into the night one of the girls gets tipsy and starts acting weird and lousy. Obviously drunk.
This is where the plot thickens.



Typing.......
I lay down on the floor fiddling the laptop and chatting with my phone while my cousin takes the bed with two girls. The last girl, shalom, the tipsy one falls on the floor away from where I laid and dozes off, the beginning of a long hangover.

So the smallest girl in the room is in need of doting and warmth and my cuz cuddles her while sleeping between the two girls and things take a different turn. I'm still on the floor, totally oblivious of what's about to unfold until I notice the second girl on the bed trying to adjust something and I look up. My cuz is smashing the girl from the rear, Canine style. What the other girl was adjusting was the girl's Dress, so that the peeping tom (me ) lying on the floor will see nothing. I was not interested. Even though my senses reminded me that in my 25yrs of walking the earth, this is my first time in a room with two peeps shagging. I try to get some sleep and wake up from noises on the bed just above me, my cuz had switched to the other girl on the bed after a break and it was the smaller girl's turn to
Adjust the other girls dress so I won't see a thing. I still was not interested, just baffled at my cuzns high libido, dude was looking down at me on the floor and smiling sheepishly. I laughed back and turned away. He later asked the girl if I could join in and she turned it down. ouch. That rejection murdered my confidence and deflated my self esteem. she later suggested that I should go to shalom but there was no way I would take advantage of an intoxicated girl, that's close to rape for me. Shalom later woke up, with the effects of the drinks cleared off and the girl said one or two to her and I had my way with her (details of that encounter in a later story).
Ladies and Gentlemen, those were the events that marked the craziest night of my life.


Later.....

Abeg... If I may ask, was it on this Corona time all the gist happened? Coro is not HIV ooo. This one na 14 days not 3 years.. keep typing..

jom28gy:
Yes your right,I had long ago discovered that too

Maybe some of our Nigerian mobile gurus might help us..in sharing some insights..

MrBrownJay1:
photo i posted clearly shows it...

Lol... Interesting. So there's no chance of touching, isn't it?

I have use several mobile phones and brands.... the fact remains most of them has better functions, strong batteries, but network receiver are poor. ( Eg. Let say you are traveling by sea or in bank, school hall,etc. Some ordinary phone has network than android or iPhone).

Therefore I'm wondering if there's a calculation or anyway to figure out a mobile brand with better network receiver and Morden functions ( 3G, 4G, 5G, NFC, etc) ?

I want to change mobile but can't figure out the best. Thanks for your contribution.

MrBrownJay1:
we already knew that na!!!! you just need to follow the right procedure for covid-sex:

What is the right procedure?

Chinese researchers who tested the sperm of men infected with Covid-19 found a minority had the new coronavirus in their semen. The study by doctors at China's Shangqiu Municipal Hospital of 38 men hospitalised with the disease found that six of them, or 16%, tested positive for SARS-CoV-2 in their semen.

According to the researchers, this opened up a small chance the disease could be sexually transmitted, though this claim has been questioned by other academics in the wake of the findings being published.

Such commentators have noted that while viral genome may be found in body secretions, it must be new and active to be infectious. It is unclear from the Chinese study whether the researches found old traces, or active new virus.

Really a study to look into.... hope it won't become HIV part 2.

Are you looking for YouTube viewer? Get it by cash not on the forum... Data in Nigeria I think expensive, probably people overseas can help you watch. I already watched but it's not the real title.

He is serving a nation of 200 million people.. and above stubborn ones... So developing health issues could be very easy. But we are capable to get him treated if so... So don't worry.

To know them is one thing, but to gain admission and feed yourself there is another problem. Best is to choose affordable university or country and gain direct admission.

Photo of Covid-19 confirmed case in Nigeria by states figures.

Well browsing this list as published on channels TV website, I guess either some states are tested but added more figure or something else.. what is your opinion.

Lol... Naija people and blogger looking for some penny. Abeg post something else before COVID-19 catch your blog.

Mehn, that link looks like spam. But need more follower.

As per what I know, on the SEO side of things, the biggest impact that GDPR regulations will have will be on website subscription and registration services, as you would have to comply with data protection policies and data consent, which become more prominent in recent time.

On the ranking side of things, the user experience will be impacted due to the data permissions and prompts that must be present to inform the users. Analytics is another area that will change, as users must be informed of how their data would be used in website analytics. I have make few research but, no clear indication that the GDPR will affect ranking factors. However, with Google rolling out numerous updates ( unlike during HTTPS which is mandatory now) over the past few months, changes may be in order..

In other hands, GDPR is a huge step towards data protection across the world. With information moving at a very fast pace, this comes in as very timely, and would really ensure that data is used properly and ethically.

Based on the above subject, please can someone give more details about the GDPR and SEO in general (if any) , probably I might be missing some information.

Just to get clear information, either to adopt it on websites we make or not to. As it might slow down sit speed. Thanks for your contribution.

360command:
I know how to get traffic to website.. You see, somebody would write social media and you will think that is it.. So simple...

Go into the real world and see for yourself.. It is not as easy as ABC... Why do you think fb want you to pay to advertise...

What the OP wrote, anybody can know it.. But the OP refused to let us know the koko..

A few explanation by the OP, I would have given credit to him but with bullet or number point that is futez (nonsense)..

Well it's your options to credit or not to... But someone might benefit from the key facts.

Nelso2:
Saw a contact on her late last year, saved as aa1 and each time he wassup her it's either he calls her my friend or my love. Confronted her but she denied, saying it's her customer that is owing her money. Been searching for the contact but couldn't find it again after then
Recently, I search on her phone while she was sleeping, went through her wassup again, saw a number saved as 3, had to checked on it, behold the profile picture is the same man. Funny part of it, each time she chat wit him,, she delete the chat at the end of it. Been mad since and about to confront. The man in question is almost 54 and I am I late 30s.

What is his number, I will help you to ask what he wants.

Is not about going in for "quarantine" but not to get the viruse during the quarantine.

It's better now COVID-19 kept people at home

Prayers is good. But if someone seek for support can God come from heaven to support the person? We can be of support for him or her if surly in need.

Almost all comments are just prayers. Non gave hands or suggestions of support. Well, dear author send PM, let me see where I can help you. Cheers.

Different stories everywhere. My people Which to follow?

Anyways, party things, let them enjoy.

Politics in Nigeria... But masses, it's same president who travels in different occasions for official work, how come other officials haven't find the fake secret? Please guys, it's time to make Nigeria beta ooo. Finding fault on each leaders can't help us. GEJ was last on same fake news. Youths support your government for betterment of the country.

Of course scam. How can someone in Nigeria ask you to pay for form in another country. You can do that directly with the school or agent In the admission country.

Welcome back home. It wasn't her fault. It's part of life. Keep calm and love otherwise.

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