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Stop posing jare. Una too dey like dey pose too much jor.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=643025.msg8091706#msg8091706 date=1302405266]LMAO!!

Let me guess, in your wildest imagination, you think it's you. [/quote]Like you actually believe what you typed up there . . . . You are fooling no one but ya self

Oya say the truth and shame the devil, who was it meant for?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=643025.msg8091580#msg8091580 date=1302402086]Dear Endowed ex,

Love to fccuk you again. Hopefully this time not on the beach. Took a while to get sand out of my labia

Ever desired, fcuxxable, Me.


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Quoted.[/quote]You and I know who this Letter is meant for. . . . . .

Thank God I am not a Naija Man. Biafra Kwenu!!! , So you see you are safe with moi . When you do what I ask of you nah?

Any satellite and Map pictures to prove to us that you indeed do know them?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=642480.msg8091674#msg8091674 date=1302404160]Gerrout, ogbeni.

Lol let's contiinue with our family matter jare. Why you dey disappear hmm?[/quote]How are sure that he is an Ogbeni?. . . . Might be a Hermaphrodite for all we know.


Disappear ke? I be winch? Anyways back to more pressing issues, when would you wish me my "Special GoodLuck"?

It's seems everyone is wearing the slogan "PDP MUST VAMOS" slogan proudly.

I prefer fantasizingTantalizers.And yes special ways. If you can't say Goodluck in special ways weeks before my exams, when would you ever be able to thank me in special ways?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=642480.msg8091595#msg8091595 date=1302402430]The bolded is one of my many worries too. hmmm. At times like this, we need the "political intellect and strength" of Tinubu, "Developmental minds" like Fashola and "Patience Anti-corruption" like Fayemi. I feel like we're going to be fine. Everything has a gradual process. The fact I actually saw today in all my 44 years is something to be ecstatic about.

Dont remind me of Exams loser. I [i]was [/i]feeling good. Good luck![/quote]E go better one day sha. I know we've saying that for the past 40+ years and what not but I believe it would. As you say it is a gradual process. We have to start from somewhere and the outright dismantling of PDP might just be it.


Thank you sweetie . But you know there are other special ways you can wish me GoodLuck

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You dey laugh? . . . .Don't hate on us jare .

EzeUche:
Smith School of Business to be exact.

https://images.businessweek.com/ss/09/02/0210_mba_pay/image/027_maryland.jpg

UMD I hail thee.

Make up your mind nah. UPENN OR UMD? Which one is it?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=642480.msg8091560#msg8091560 date=1302401524]LOL @ "see the back of PDP". . . . you sef wan check out PDP's ikebe? I don dey wonder about you small small.

Yea, I'm just happy today to hear some results, like the elimination of Iyabo OBJ and Dimeji Bankole. If ACN does not become another PDP, that is. If ACN can slowly build back up the glory of the SW, it would be marvelous.


School dey, almost done. Sigh. You nko?[/quote]We all know say PDP nah woman, so yes na her back I dey look . No before yours ofcourse

Like Iyabo ever stood a chance(well only if her Husband rigged it ofcourse). So Bank[b]OLE[/b] has been eliminated? we thank Gawwd. I actually thought that he would be fine(pdp and their usual mago mago). I'm glad sha. I'm also highly skeptical of ACN because all I see are once former PDP members transferring to ACN. So I ponder, would there actually be much of a difference? I suppose for now anything but PDP is wortha try.


School is going on absolutely fine. Exams are getting ever closer

EzeUche:
Anything congratulating the Ndigbo and some of these Igbo haters start committing seppuku. Even when the author of the article is one of their own.

14 pages and counting and they continue to make a fool of themselves. Foreigners can see the level of "haterism."

How you dey nah my fellow Wharton Business School graduate?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=642480.msg8091522#msg8091522 date=1302400744]My friend, how far nau?
Bawo ni?
Aren't you happy that your ND kismen "a gbe f'ila presidency fun Buhari ni odun yii"? [/quote]oyan mi aya mi, mo wa pa ooo.

After the hell, the thieving bastar, d called Ibori put us through, I think I speak for the majority of Deltans when I say we want to see the back of PDP. They've brought nothing but disharmony to that great state.

B4 I forget, how is school jare?

[quote author=Musiwa, link=topic=643033.msg8091513#msg8091513 date=1302400674]obama health reform works in the USA. pre obama, people with patkinson would end up dead. look i got to know someone who has patkinson , they need $2000 drug every month. Obama may be slow on some issue. I believe he should get second term, because if he does not, and big business take over. we would have problem in america.  i think obama should get second term

american is at an edge, look obama is slow with the military. take example nigeria. where rigging is the only thing even the opposition is supporting rigging. ACN is not different from the PDP. same people just cross party.

look at the satellite pictures. look obama has to take a stand and order military action in nigeria. the opposition is not different, same people. they plan it.

this is why people think obama is weak.[/quote]Abeg where e dey? I won't take this post of yours serious unless you produce clear satellite pictures.

Abeg make dem no carry their wahala come Delta state ooooo.

^^^^dEM nefa catch you ni?

Abeg shey nah husband alone dey enjoy s, e.x?. . . . Cuz for every thread I dey hear 'GIVE MY HUSBAND SE, X" like only the man dey enjoy am.

Basseti:
My friend stop hating LOL

Me sef get 5 uncles wey be Obama course mate. Eat your heart out LOL

Me sef my grandpa and Bill Gates were classmates at both Lakeside school and Harvard

Ethiodime:
for a female to do that to a male,pretty rare but not unheard of. one thing i must ask: did you lead her on to get in her pants? lol(im a bloke)
keep ignoring her, she'll get the idea, pity it has to be like that, has she become violent?
if not it will pass, or maybe not.

I beg to differ. Not in this day and age.

Here it goes

Bye. It was fun while it Lasted . Keep, short, simple and straight to the point.

OYINBOGOJU:

Verily verily i say unto you

He will soon ask you to stop your job that he will take care of you and of-course he will

After Marriage you are bound to stay at home and Become ELEHA
Moving around in a black Garment for the rest of your time with him.[/color]

I haven't laughed this much in a long while

Here we go again with the "We Are All Beautiful" Mantra. Abeg let's stop kidding ourselves. Some people are plain FUGLY!!!. Such is life. Might be a lil unfair but hey there is nothing you and I can do about that.

henry101:
Is it your money?

What is this one saying?

Hehehehe so according to Igwe he schooled at Princeton abi nah Harvard

Plus Thunder fire all of una who claim to have 15 brothers and 20 sisters at Ivy League Unis.

I'm feeling all drowsy and dizzy. Heading straight to bed now. Absloutely knackered I tell ya. Been talking to this chic on the phone for well over 4 and the half hours and I categorically state that only 15 minutes of that conversation was about important issues. The rest . . . . well let me put it this way, I'd rather have pins,nails and needles surgically attached to my parts whilst at the same time watching paint dry than ever having to listen to that four hours of undiluted dross ever again.

aisha2:
Well, i beg to differ, i think they are cute. What if the man was 52 and the lady 21, will we all be cursing. Happy married life jare.

Me sef tire oooo.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=642096.msg8083501#msg8083501 date=1302296005][color=deeppink]It still cracks me up anytime I hear a ghanian say "ghana don't copy Nigeria".

And Nigeria have got nothing to imitate.

Ghana must go has been imitated by the people of ghana to Naija must go.

Funny thing is that one rarely sees Nigerian actors in ghanian movies compared to the number of ghanian actors flooding into Nollywood yearly. [/color][/quote]So You watch that Glorified Por, n.o called Ghollywood? . . . . . Nollywood sef I am yet to get my head around that one.

My own is even more straightforward. If You are ugly and as flat as pancake, abeg jejely waka pass. I am UglyFlatAsPancakePhobic

Nothing wrong in Having a preference . . . . .  For example, Some dudes only date Light Skiined Chics(That's their preference, get over it)