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Politics › Re: 21 Century Mugshot In Nigeria by chic2pimp(m): 1:59am On Sep 04, 2009
[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=319034.msg4478652#msg4478652 date=1252024281]I wonder how they will do it if they need to marshal 40 criminals. Employ a special police to draw the board with[b] chalk[/b]. grin[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin. Chei naija and their crazy inventions. Na only GOD go save that country oo.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by chic2pimp(m): 1:52am On Sep 04, 2009
Basildon1:
A lot of ppl on here hav sand in their heads,d question is simple, who has a better shape.everyday of the week and twice on sunday-MERCY JOHNSON, it's undisputable by any standards.(even COSMO couldnt doubt this!)
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
oneluvb55:
yes, omotola's curves are unbeatable
If ya say so grin grin. However can u pls define what u meant  by someone having an  'IGBOTIC SHAPE' rather than a 'WHITE WOMAN'S SHAPE'. I'm not being rude just curious.(the two highlighted words)
Food › Re: Yoruba Or Igbo Who Cooks Better by chic2pimp(m): 1:30am On Sep 04, 2009
Fhemmmy:
You people doing your tribal thing here again
spikedcylinder:
Won tun beere. undecided
Fhemmmy:
Every tribe has there expertise, so dont let us put tribal wahala into cooking again
honeric01:
Even food get tribal seperations too?[quote author=Epi link=topic=262531.msg3746935#msg3746935 date=1240055189]I used to eat food from ppl of Yorubas background, however I tell ppl Nigerians can cook.

On a serious note, grown ass Nigerians folks MUST stop this petty tribe comparison. Cooking is not limited to a tribe!

It's all about if you are able to improvise. The way how i see it, once you have the ability to put a tasty meal on the table with what you have at hand in the house, you are a good cook.

much love
i can cook some youba, igbo and other tribe's soup, yet i'm not Any of these tribes[/quote]May GOD bless all of una ooooo. Me too I tire for this tribalism schznit.
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Replies Nairalanders! by chic2pimp(m): 1:08am On Sep 04, 2009
kosovo:
who the f@ck is Dele Momodu??
He owns the a magazine called the OVATION[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=318761.msg4478277#msg4478277 date=1252015942]Not totally, BecomeRich must be allowed to roam free for entertainment purposes. grin grin[/quote]grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Becoomrich is a lunatic. He needs to be in an asylum and not on a forum. The guy has drawn more maps than my geography lecturer @ university.
Politics › Re: Federal Govt Please Stop Sony Entertainment. by chic2pimp(m): 1:01am On Sep 04, 2009
Kobojunkie:
Yes ooo!!! Federal government, you can continue to sit back, steal billions from us yearly, and continue to spit on our existence on a daily basis, just go after SONY, that is all we want from you. grin
grin grin grin GBAM Na the truth u talk dia sha.
Food › Re: Man Sells Vulture As Roasted Chicken by chic2pimp(m): 1:00am On Sep 04, 2009
Kai wetin be dis for f**k sake. I don see and hia everything for dat una country sha. Everything goes,na the watchword for that country sha. Lord have mercy on all of us ooo.
Family › Re: I Married A Devils Incarnate: Am Been Very Sincere Nt Fables by chic2pimp(m): 12:51am On Sep 04, 2009
[quote author=,mama-gee link=topic=318291.msg4478521#msg4478521 date=1252020746]na wa ooo.[/quote]grin grin grin Na real wa my sister. I don hia am finish for NL.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Lonely I Need Cool Girl by chic2pimp(m): 12:39am On Sep 04, 2009
candylips:
**checks picture *** grin
grin grin grin I swear down u be craze man. Why the laughter? grin cheesy grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Virgins' Club! by chic2pimp(m): 12:37am On Sep 04, 2009
edoyad:
Let me tell you, if you've masturbated or something similar i don't think you still count as a virgin in the first degree. You've become a second degree virgin.
Well in the 3rd degree sense i'm still a virgin meself. Which is no mean feat for a handsome man almost two dozen and half scope old.
hehehe grin grin grin cheesy cheesy So u don put virgins into class shey. Abi which one na second and third degree virgin ehn ogini.
C2H5OH:
lol na wa. from first degree to third degree.

i must belong to the 10th degree
Me too I tire oooo grin grin. Virgins no class abeg ooo. If it get class then I am unclassified.
Romance › Re: Stingy Boyfriend by chic2pimp(m): 12:24am On Sep 04, 2009
zeal500:
must u collect from amhuh if na u hol am mak u koco spend am. madam open arms
PurestBoy:
Go get a job and stop being bitchy
Hehehehe  grin grin grin grin grin. No mind am jare with all the opatas wey she dey yarn. Women sha and their wahala. Everyday mandem dey hia independent woman. Make dem sure us nah. Actions speak louder than words my dears. Na so so moneyuna dey ask 4. Wetin do una hands and feets? undecided undecided cool
Romance › Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by chic2pimp(m): 12:20am On Sep 04, 2009
ELDEE and[b] TUBABIE[/b],so una still dey argue sha. Na wa for una ooo. cool cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by chic2pimp(m): 12:12am On Sep 04, 2009
INIWERE IS BACK grin grin grin grin grin.
Romance › Re: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by chic2pimp(m): 11:24pm On Sep 03, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=313974.msg4478290#msg4478290 date=1252016242]Everyone loves his space but i also love the comfort a woman brings to the table.
Timely meals, regular sex
and the sneak preview of life after marriage would be like.[/quote]shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Sexism in the 21st century. Kai o ma se oooo.
Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by chic2pimp(m): 11:09pm On Sep 03, 2009
[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=259856.msg4478213#msg4478213 date=1252015024]just peeping and smiling smiley smiley[/quote]*intercepts peeping tom and pokes his eyes* cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by chic2pimp(m): 11:01pm On Sep 03, 2009
BARCA interested in BENDTNER. I would have cracked my ribs laughing two months ago. However after the crazy Ibra deal,heck anything is possible.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians To Pray As White House Observes Ramadan by chic2pimp(m): 10:53pm On Sep 03, 2009
GEW:
“In light of these recent events, the president’s decision to carry on the tradition of hosting a White House dinner to celebrate the Muslim holy season of Ramadan is curious. Our disappointment, however, is not with the President’s decision to host such a celebration. Quite the contrary. It’s simply unfortunate that he didn’t choose to extend the same level of courtesy and recognition this past May to the millions of supporters and organizers of the National Day of Prayer.”
U peeps crack me up man. As the article clearly states,hosting dinners to celebrate ramadan is part of the white house's tradition. So whats the big deal? undecided
Romance › Re: Your First Toasting And How It Went by chic2pimp(m): 10:41pm On Sep 03, 2009
Hehehehe grin cheesy grin grin U guys dey crack me up big time. Abeg All of una useless buncha toasters,make u come learn from the MASTER jare. I go tish all the tricks in the book.
Celebrities › Re: How Can Scarlett Johannson Be The Sexiest Woman In The World? by chic2pimp(m): 10:36pm On Sep 03, 2009
Make una get over yaselfs jare she was voted the sexiest woman in the world. Make una either accept am or piss off. cheesy.
Culture › Re: Why Do White People Only Know Yoruba Music? by chic2pimp(m): 10:29pm On Sep 03, 2009
[quote author=tpia. link=topic=316513.msg4477186#msg4477186 date=1251999958]After you don check dancing ikebe tire you come dey wipe mouth with napkin.[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin[b] Hehehehe. LWKMD oooooo[/b]. I don laff tire. I even comot chair,roll on the floor and laff some more chei. Hip Hop Music is bought by white folks predominatly (70%-80%)
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Women Grow Fat And Ugly After Marraige? by chic2pimp(m): 10:06pm On Sep 03, 2009
@ poster. The answer is simple Naija women are a lazy bunch. Gluttons plenty for their midst. Na so so food dem know. tongue cool
Sports › Re: Olofinjana by chic2pimp(m): 10:02pm On Sep 03, 2009
mykali:
who fuckn compared Olofinjana to Vieira once?
that fool should be castrated
then something worse
We all know seyi and viera no be agemates however the guy is a decent player. He deserves his spot in the wingless chickens first 11.
Sports › Re: Remembering The Golden Eaglets Of Yester Years by chic2pimp(m): 8:53pm On Sep 03, 2009
Dr Kitaun:
Jackal no know anything jare . . .no mind am ! grin
No be Jackal dey argue ooo na Sharon
Travel › Re: Don't Fly Bellview! by chic2pimp(m): 8:49pm On Sep 03, 2009
@ Debosky Bellview is crap. U shoulda done a thorough research b4 booking flights with that useless Air Line.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Greatest Rivalry - Which Of These Pairings Do You Consider The Greatest Rivalry by chic2pimp(m): 8:41pm On Sep 03, 2009
Dikee wetin the Queen do u nah. Everyday na the same bash england tori. Na wa for u ooooo.
Sports › Re: Remembering The Golden Eaglets Of Yester Years by chic2pimp(m): 8:02pm On Sep 03, 2009
Kai dat 1993 squad was something else. Chei see as name after name just dey roll off man pikin's tongue. I can also see a few players made it through based on their surnames alone. Dem no even get shame. Living off their bruva's talent.
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Replies Nairalanders! by chic2pimp(m): 7:48pm On Sep 03, 2009
Kobojunkie:
I have seen videos of how our House members comport themselves so I am not shocked when I see people exhibiting the same AGBERO behavior. It would not make sense if the people did not emulate those they claim to be their LEADERS in some way.
AGBERO by name,AGBERO by nature. AGBEROISM is also firmly embedded into our way of life cheesy grin. We have AGBEROS every in nigeria(bus stops,house members,board members,company directors,cheifs,kings,lawyers,directors,the list goes on and on).
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Replies Nairalanders! by chic2pimp(m): 7:41pm On Sep 03, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=318761.msg4477409#msg4477409 date=1252002977]Shut up, Chic2chimp. cheesy[/quote]Sauron the scummie shey na me u dey yab like dat abi grin grin grin. U no well oooo. cheesy
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Replies Nairalanders! by chic2pimp(m): 7:31pm On Sep 03, 2009
SAURON,AFAM and EZEAGU can we pls call it a truce now. You peeps were having a reasonable arguement until tribalism reared its ugly head again. This must be the Upteenth time tribalism has been brought into arguements on NL. I tire for una peeps ooo undecided undecided undecided.
Kobojunkie:
Actually, I could likely be more Hausa than you know considering I have family up there. I just prefer to leave the ethnicity field blank so folks can fill that in as they choose. It kind of makes debating easier, and you know how Nigerian's are. The minute they discover who you are and where you are from, everything goes ULTRA-MEGA-PERSONAL. The minute you disagree with them, they will insult you till your forefathers.  grin I mean the person who posted that he knew my name, actually did so out of SPITE -- because I did not agree with him or stand with him on an issue. If the nincompoop had wanted to, he would have probably hacked my machine and posted my name, phone number and social security as well. Some Nigerians have serious emotional disorders and one has to watch for those. You can imagine how much more childish others can get.
grin grin grin U can say that again. I no blame u sha. U must know by now yabbing is firmly embedded into our way of life in naija. Its even worse on NL where arguements can not be won on intellect alone. Yabbing is now a MUST. As for me sha I don ready for them. If u yab me, I yab u back shikena. I no fit take crap from no one. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Replies Nairalanders! by chic2pimp(m): 7:08pm On Sep 03, 2009
ezeagu:
Duh! That's why she didn't reply to me. wink
Is Kobojunke a female? shocked shocked shocked. Always thought She was a Male. Beginning to sound sexist, right? grin grin
Kobojunkie:
Why can't I be Hausa if I was even born there and still spend time off and on there?
I have no reason to doubt your ethnicity. Just never thought u were hausa. I also did not know u were a SHE.

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