₦airaland Forum

chamotex:
You better join so that u can dis-virgin all the babez in this club. That's one of the advantages.
I cant fit handle all of them o.

I don tell u say u know well . How u sure dis girls wey dey claim virginity no dey lie? Naija girls dey lie shege. If you conduct proper research and fit verify their virginity,then I fit sabi join   .

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=313582.msg4452217#msg4452217 date=1251657192]towel/shaki/trippe is the only thing i could see in there.

good pounded yam with nothing added to it is the true way to go. that thing melts in your mouth. unlike ola ola that is glued to your
throat [/quote] OLA OLA. Na so we see am ooo. There is one I saw named OLULOFE. Bwoi I laughed so hard my ribs couldn't handle it no more.

chamotex:
Virgin's club - Sign me in pls. . . . . .

. Who dash monkey banana.

No2Atheism:
federer express needs to beat Nadal at least 3 times in 3 finals to get his vigour back.

With one of them being an absolute trashing

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=317369.msg4471852#msg4471852 date=1251937260]yeah whatever happened to guys being gentlemen and not jerks? [/quote]Good question but wrong sex(switch men for women).

This are her exact words 'I think Omotola is quite attractive in her shape cuz she has a white woman's shape,round'. May I also add she said Mercy was cool but her shape was basically too IGBOTIC. Imagine the AGRO NL males will get If they said that(non stop rain of curses and abuses I suspect).

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=316919.msg4471669#msg4471669 date=1251932472]Yoruba girls think with their backsides, thats why it grows to immense proportions. Moreover yoruba girls are dirty and cant cook. Oops! I've said too much.[/quote]Hope all is working well up there . I bet ure proud of the crap u wrote rite?

eldee:
It's simple . . . when I wanna take care of the kids, my boss gives me 14 days, when you guys ask, you get three months.
Of course I won't ask her to split bills, just to make a reasonable contribtion.
Afterall she gets the house after divorce.

Abi ooo. Make u help me tell them.

tubabie:
Yeah right!

Wetin be lie I talk dere now ehn iyawo?[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471798#msg4471798 date=1251935474]I pity whoeva end up with some of youse [/quote]Na u sabi jare. The Wifey will be just fine thanx. SOLIDARITY FOREVER(* 3 times),we shall always fight for our right .

hollandis:
Goshhhhhhhhhhh,I cant believe this guy keeps being invited for national team assignment.The guy was terrible in toda's match (Hull vs Wolves).I feel so sick when I see him play.A good coach like siasia will never invite him

Is It the same olofinjana that was terrific vs chelsea?

tubabie:
This is a pathetic issue.
To each his own and kind.
I dont want my man to feel obliged to pay my bills and stuff but show me , woo me, let me know why you singled me out. This has nothing to do with gender equality.It's about playing your assumed roles. And if its the lady asking you out too,its behoves her then to woo you and let you know why she chose and wants you.

'Playing our assumed roles' is a form sexism jare . Gone are the days when Men and Women had established roles. This is the 21st century .[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471785#msg4471785 date=1251935248]And we dont, right?
and submission is a must? Why shud i be submissive to a man that does nothing for me?
instead he even takes from life.[/quote]Submission is a 'MUST' jare. No Submission,No Marriage simple as ABC . He takes nothing away from u. He wants things to be shared 50-50(gender equality) thats all.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471776#msg4471776 date=1251935040]Oh Lawd. . . . Is there any real guy other anymore??
lemme guess if u also get married, u and your wife will split the bills into 50-50 right? or better yet u will also become house husband and look after the kids while your wife works instead . . . . . Huh?

What is the world becoming? [/quote]yes ke. Whats wrong with dat? Didn't our marriage vow say  'For  Richer For Poorer'. [quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471776#msg4471776 date=1251935040]What is the world becoming? [/quote]The world is not becoming anything jare . Men are only expressing their love of gender equality.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471760#msg4471760 date=1251934573]Shut up jor
You guys claim women want gender equality and yet we still  have to submissive to u, where is the equality in that?
When women talk abt wooing and a man being in charge, u guys bring out the gender equality card. Pathetic
Broke ass negros [/quote]Submission is a MUST  not a need my dear. I think u'll also find its the women rather than the men that do that(play gender equality card). Broke ass niggu or not,remember we Men deserve a bit of Tender Loving Care .

Tope ebi n pa mi ooo .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471727#msg4471727 date=1251933855]SEX EQUALITY.
Women have been playing the role of house-wives since the days of Enoch!!!
What is so wrong in men doing the same shiznit?[/quote]GBAM.[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471722#msg4471722 date=1251933756]Now a REAL man wud NEVER say that. Why is that men of nowadays dont want to do anything, they wud have rather sit at home and even become house-husband sef if they can. shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/quote]Say wetin ? Women have always fought for gender equality and they are only getting their just rewards. Not only should men be allowed to be house husband, I also advocate that the next time there is a war, women should be sent to the front line while men stay back and look after the household and kids  .

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=226848.msg4471672#msg4471672 date=1251932513]LMAO [/quote]O n re rin abi. Ki lo fa arifin?

tubabie:
Se iwo ni mon bawi ni? Abi ojo sweetie mi ni?

Anyway so wapa?

E gba mi oo. Ma paro jare e mi nikan lo n fe jor . Anywayz sha mo wa pa . Ara le gan oo.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471667#msg4471667 date=1251932441]Not all women want gifts blah blah, some can actually pay their bills themselves as well but all the same aint nothing bad in wooing a woman and there are many women out there that still want to be woo'ed. and yes i am one of those women but u dont have to pay my bills wooing has got nothing to do with paying my bills anyhoo[/quote]Men have been doing the deed for a long time now. Its high time women return the favour. Wooing don tire us. Real Women need to stand up   .

tubabie:
Your are speaking embellished half truths, from time immemorial there will always be women of easier value/virtue than the others.
Like C2 said earlier, its better to set out for your kinda girl you want seriously and treat her right like its supposed to be.
Wooing a lady will never go into extinction.     . . . . . . . . its an art most of you men need to learn, that does not mean I support silly stalling from the girl just for the sake of it.
Just treat your women right, anyway by nature's law most people migrate towards their type in the opposite sex, so you have to check yourself if you dont like/respect or think much of what you have/had or you often come across

Men have already learnt and perfected this form of art. We don learn am so te wooing don tire us. We need rest. Treating people right works both ways u knows.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471666#msg4471666 date=1251932431]I am bold to say London chics are even cheaper than Naija ones.
Naija chics want recharge cards. . . . .London chics want your attention. . . ."I can call you if you can't" and those calls are 2+ hours.
Hook me up? U gotta be shitting me.
I can supply you a different partner everyday till Christmas.[/quote]Nah true u talk dere. Unlike the stingy naija babes wey na only flash dem fit do,these ones go call u if u no wan call dem.

tubabie:
sweetie so wa pa?

mo wa pa oooo. E wo kan, shey o wa pa.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471633#msg4471633 date=1251931890]In this day and age?
Abeg. . . . .I refuse to believe it.
Shakara over what? Does she mine gold/diamonds down there?[/quote]Nah so we see am ooo. Make u ask amongst ur circles if dem never experience dat kind ladies b4. Dem go even tell u say u no dey for dia levels.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471612#msg4471612 date=1251931515]Blimey. . . . . . .I am relocating to Nigeria this year.
Enough is enough!!![/quote]U case even special. If dem no nah jand u dey come from,kai dem go add extra. When one of my bwois went to naija for holidays and told us wagwan,we think say na opata him dey yarn. However when a few other boyz told us the same story, our eyes open shoooooo.

tubabie:
hmmmmm

omo to dun u no say na truth I talk jare.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471595#msg4471595 date=1251931244]U reckon?[/quote]I don tell u I know dem well well. Their shakara pass wayo. Dem think dey be heaven sent. If u fumble dey go even yab u.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471553#msg4471553 date=1251930622]U must mean shortage of women for eunuchs. . . .
What does it take to get a woman these days? My Naija mates say 500 naira recharge card!!!!
If a geezer pushes the envelope and get her a RIM cellphone, he is bound to crink one of her friends as a bonus.[/quote]Shey u no hia buy one get three free. Nah wetin dey rain for naija now. Buy recharge card for a girl u wan shag and get her friends for free.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471518#msg4471518 date=1251929906]Go to Vietnam.[/quote] [quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4471477#msg4471477 date=1251929122]TBH, today's women don't really care about em gifts and incentives BEFORE the relationship.
Of course, they don't complain when showered with the gifts but it's not a prerequisite like it used to be in em days.
There's acute shortage of good men these days so women scrap for anything in trousers. The days of take me to the cinema before i kiss you are well and truly OVER.[/quote]Omo dem still plenty ooo. I know plenty of those shako girlz. According to them if u no fit do am anoda man go am.[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=317369.msg4471529#msg4471529 date=1251930135]haha lucky vietnamese women. no wonder the men are so nice and all that. hahahha[/quote]Dat no be the reason. Their women don marry european and american expat finish so dem no get anoda way of getting women hence the need to be nice to whatever woman comes their way . Dem dey settle for second choice,if not third choice self.

According to the poster Mercy has an Igbotic shape while Omotola has a White woman shape. Really? .

Ibime:
Joking aside, I would recommend that all Nigerian community groups in the diaspora are e-mailed this petition, and requested to picket Sony offices worldwide.

GOD forbid bad thing. Email from naija na special case oooo. Me I no dey open am lai lai

Romeo4eva:
Wooow, Den i was in JS3 too, her name is Aghogho (A Deltan). I send a chykin note to her only for her friend to intercept the note and insist they report me to school Authority. Before i'll say Jack, the whole class had known wat wus hapening. For Aghogho like i thought, she would not have reported me to the authority, but becus more dan 1 person wus involved, she had to forward my note to the Vice Principal. My God, the following assembly morning saw my Butts shivering from strokes accrued to my misconduct. It is an experience i'll neva forget.

Can u imagine,u got flogged for expressing ya love for a girl. Everything sha dey shele for dat pretentious country. I bet that useless person wey flog you do am for skool as well ooo. Jealous buncha agberos.

Yes ke. We don't think, we know we are all that matter. Animal ko,vegetable ni. Nonense.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=130431.msg4471042#msg4471042 date=1251922484]Where can i download Papa Ajasco. . . . . .It used to be one of ma faves.
Alinco is a nuisance. [/quote]Abeg me too I wan know ooo. Bwoi I haven't seen that programme in a while now.

C2H5OH:
Guys have become sharper than razor blade . Dudes like chic2simp have learned to become more frugal when spending on girls nowadays.

Omo na so we see am ooo. Men have to be frugal nowadays. If not ,dem go chop your money finish and leave u with next to nothing.

Thank you lord for everything